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March 11, 2005
Let's hope this diet doesn't catch on...
(Hat tip to LC Mrs Heather.)
Denizens, in the interest of helping you keep your last meal down, I'm going to do you a huge favor, and put the bulk of this post under the "extended" button.
This way, you are warned: This post is rated "ew". Not PG, not PG-13, not R, not NC-17, not X, XX or even XXX. Just "ew".
(Denizens, this time I'm not kidding. This is not an attempt to sucker you in. No spew warnings in effect - vomit warnings would be more like it.)
Last chance. Do not click on the "that all you got" link if you don't want to be grossed out majorly.
Okay, you guyz asked for it. (sigh)
Another man cuts off penis, eats it From staff writers March 08, 2005 From: NEWS.com.au
Another man?!?!?!?!
A 40-year-old man is recovering in hospital in The Philippines after cutting off his penis and eating it.Asked about Ernesto Almonte's mental state, a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."
Aw, Jebus, man, y'think????
The incident is not the first time a man has severed his own penis and devoured it.In 2003 a Malaysian man cut off his penis and fried it up before making a meal of it.
The man heard 'voices', probably caused by taking hallucinatory drugs, which urged him to mutilate himself.
Damn. Just, damn.
Pardon me while I go throw up... 
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at March 11, 2005 03:45 PM
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Comments
What the hell?
There must be shortage of sausage products in the Philippines.
You'd think the Oscar Mayer, Amour or Jimmy Dean corporations would be all over this.....
Posted by: Elephant Man at March 14, 2005 10:16 AM
That is odd.
Maybe they are trying to do the whole "I'm dickless but I put them in my mouth" John Kerry thing....?
Posted by: JonB at March 17, 2005 09:12 PM