...do housework.

The draft approved by the Spanish parliament's justice commission says men must "share domestic responsibilities and the care and attention" of children and elderly family members, the London Guardian reported.

The amendment, which has the backing of every Spanish party,

See, that's one of the things that bugs the shit outta me.  Was there not one  party over there who had the balls to stand up and say, "Look, asshats - if there's anything a legislative body shouldn't be micromanaging, it's this.  Housework is an issue to be agreed upon between a husband and a wife - we have no business sticking our ugly noses into this one"???

will be incorporated later this year into the marriage contract at civil wedding ceremonies in a country where it's reported 40 percent of men do no housework at all.

It will be applied in divorce proceedings: Men who don't do their share could be given less time with their children.

Look for an increase in fathers running away with their children if this POS legislation passes.

"The idea of equality within marriage always stumbles over the problem of work in the house and caring for dependent people," said the law's chief sponsor, Margarita Uría, of the Basque Nationalist party.

"This will be a good way of reminding people what their duties are," she said, according to the Guardian. "It is something feminists have been wanting for a long time."

Which is the one reason it should never have passed in the first place.  You don't give a feminist what she wants, hoping that it'll shut her up.  It won't.  All it'll do is make them scream all the louder for more, more, more.  They're like little children this way.  It's uncanny.

And here we were thinking that the only thing wrong with the Spanish people was that they were cowards.  Now we find out that they're pussy-whipped, as well.

Sucks to be them.

What I  wanna know is how are they going to enforce this pisspot law?  How do they propose to measure the amount of housework a man does in his house?  Who's gonna gauge the percentages?  Are they gonna create a Department of Nosy Busybodies or something to come by each dwelling to conduct investigations?  Are men going to have to fill out housework forms (in triplicate, no less) to document what they're doing around the house?

And what's next for the whipped Spanish?  Are they gonna pass a law forcing men to put the toilet seat down?  Forcing them to keep their mouths taped up when their wives are PMSing out the wazoo?  Mandates that these men will  bring roses home, take their wives out to swanky restaurants once a month, treat them to day spas, "visits" from the cabana boy, etc???  Inquiring minds wanna know!

Stupid fuckheads...