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May 16, 2005

Morale:  Void where prohibited by fucknozzled principals

Okay, now this  is just plain stupid.

Public displays of affection are against the rules at Sky View Middle School in Bend, and 14-year-old Cazz Altomare found that out the hard way.

She got detention earlier this year after hugging her boyfriend in the hallway as he headed to lunch and she went to gym class.

Yeah, Denizens, you read that right:  Detention for an innocent little hug.  The kind of hug used to show (gasp, ARRRRRGH!!!!) affection.

What in the Hell™  is this world coming to?!?!?!

Her mother, Leslee Swanson was infuriated by the punishment - in fact, when she went to pick her daughter up from detention, she gave her a good, hard hug.

"I'm trying to understand what's wrong with a hug," said Swanson, 42.

So am I, Leslie.  But more to the point - I'm trying to understand why you haven't yanked Cazz out of that Putrid Propaganda Prison™ - posthaste.

But administrators said such policies are standard-issue at middle schools across the country.

Oh, that is such  bullshit.  Name me 50 schools that practice that asinine excuse-for-a-policy.

"Really, all we're trying to do is create an environment that's focused on learning, and learning proper manners is part of that," said Dave Haack, the principal of Cascade Middle School, also in Bend. "This is not us being the romance police."

Pardon the semi-pun, but the fuck  it isn't.  This is you Smarmy Little Pisspots™ caving in to some skank-assed liberal PC group up there pushing an agenda, and trying to destroy school morale any way you possible can.

Go fuck yourselves and the horses that rode you on the way in.

Students only end up with detention after repeated warnings, he said.

I got your "repeated warnings" right here, dumbass:  My steel-toed boot repeatedly shoved forcefully up whatever it is on you that passes for a crotch.

Outside Pilot Butte Middle School on a recent lunch break, two seventh-grade girls said they disagreed with the school's policies.

"I think we should be able to hold hands or hug at least," Annie Wilson, 12, told The Bulletin in Bend. "Because it's not doing anything bad."

No, it's not, Annie.  Except to some dumb shit up there who thinks that excessive affection might lead to Cthulu-knows-what.

Others are more in favor of the rule, like Christina Barackman, 13, also a Pilot Butte seventh-grader.

"I think they're nice to keep boundaries for kids," she said.

That so, Chrissy?  Tell me, dearie - how much do you weigh?  Why do I get the feeling that you couldn't pay  kids to hug you?

Schools need to define and actively teach what they do want to see in student behavior, said Rob Horner, a University of Oregon professor who works with schools across the nation on "building social culture that supports effective learning."

"To say 'no hugging' really blows it," Horner said. "That's exactly the sort of trap that, as soon as you say that, what is the first thing everyone is going to want to do?"

Actually, Professor, schools should be teaching the friggin' three R's  and leaving everything else the hell alone.

At home after school on a recent afternoon, Cazz, the Sky View student, described the no-hug rule as "dumb."

"Hugging is like a sign of affection," she said.

Her mother has told her that if she likes Sky View and wants to stay at the school, she'll have to abide by the rules.

Mom, no.  Show some backbone and get your daughter out of that hellhole before it turns into another Columbine from all the lovelessness there.

Seriously.  Any place that would squash morale and love like that is another mass-murder shoot-'em-up begging to happen.

Mark my words.

Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at May 16, 2005 05:09 PM

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You do know who lives in Bend, don't you? One of the old Fido band.

Posted by: David Hartung at May 16, 2005 06:05 PM

Yeah, and I'd love to see Al go off on these turds, too. :-)

Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at May 16, 2005 09:50 PM

Kids hug in school these days? I mean, not including slow dances?

Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at May 17, 2005 03:44 AM

[I don't remember saying you could come back, fuckhead.  -LSI]

Posted by: JBlizzle at May 17, 2005 12:34 PM

Ah look who slithered its way into Spats's Realm. Hey JBeez, these fries are cold and I specifically requested NO SALT. What kind of whopper-flopper are you? Get in that kitchen and do it RIGHT, bitch!

As for the topic, I think it's rather pathetic that hugs and shows of affection aren't allowed in school...but by the same token, teaching abstinence in sex-ed is viewed as some sort of kooky cultist movement. No hugs in class, children--but here, have some condoms for the School Prom. Uh, wha?! Can you say "Confused Kids"? I knew you could!

Will The Powers That Be™ PLEASE make up their fuggin' minds?!

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at May 17, 2005 12:54 PM

The problem, of course, is that it was a HETEROSEXUAL display of affection! If two little faggot apprentices had been swapping spit, they would have received a gold star and a cookie!

Posted by: Len - KC at May 18, 2005 12:36 PM

"What kind of whopper-flopper are you? Get in that kitchen and do it RIGHT, bitch!"

And I specifically ordered NO mayo on my Whopper.

Hell, that doesn't even look like mayo on my whopper...

Posted by: Lady Heather at May 19, 2005 04:38 PM

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