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June 30, 2005

Religious beliefs:  Void where prohibited by political correctness

Denizens, time for another WITY™ to brighten your day.

How long have I been telling you guys that the heterophobic sodomite limp-wrists aren't the slightest bit interested in our tolerance  of their lifestyle, but in forcing us to express our approval thereof - whether we like it or not?

WorldNetDaily has a report about a pair of lesbo bitches who have filed a complaint against a mom-&-pop-run hotel - because of their beliefs about marriage:

A lesbian couple filed a discrimination complaint against a family-run inn because the Roman Catholic owners said they would be reluctant to plan and host a civil union ceremony.

The inn owners, identified only as Jim and Mary, are charged with violating Vermont's Fair Housing and Public Accommodations Act.

Why do I get the feeling that this piece of bovine-excrement legislation has Dr. YEARRRRRRRRGH's fingerprints all over it?  Hmmmmmm?

The complaint by Susan Parker, filed with Vermont's Human Rights Commission, is based on one phone call with Jim.

Jim said he did not refuse Parker's request but explained that because of his beliefs about marriage, he would have difficulty putting his heart behind the project.

The inn owners, who will host seven or eight wedding receptions this year, usually are involved in the entire process of planning the event, acting as a wedding coordinator.

They run the 24-unit facility with their eight children and have their family residence on the same property.

Okay, so - got that?  These heterophobes want to invade this family's home and practice their perverted debauchery on their grounds.  Hell - I'm surprised they don't try to take the hotel using eminent domain!

Liberty Counsel, a Florida-based public-interest law firm representing the family, says that for one recent wedding reception, Jim spent about 40 hours with the couple prior to the wedding day.

Liberty Counsel – which filed a response to the charge, asking that it be dismissed – pointed out Jim said that if Parker still desired to hold the reception, he would be willing to meet with her to discuss possible arrangements.

The law firm argues there must be an exemption to the discrimination charge based on the free exercise of religion, free association and the right of parents to direct the upbringing of their children.

GASP!  How dare  these neanderthal Chriiiiiisssssssstiiiiiiaaaaannnnnnnnsssssssss  bring their religion into it?!?!  That's fucking unconstitutional, it is, ayup!!!!

Commenting on the case, Mathew D. Staver, president and general counsel of Liberty Counsel, said it "seeks to authorize the government to become thought police."

"This case also illustrates the radical nature of the same-sex agenda – to target a family-owned inn based upon one telephone call wherein the operator clearly admits that he could not put his heart into a same-sex civil union ceremony," he said. "Forget tolerance – this case is about forcing others to endorse same-sex unions."

Precisely.  See what I mean, Denizens?  It's not enough for the limp-wrists for us to tolerate  them - oh, no.  They won't be happy until we're forced to express our approval, or until those who won't (count me in that  group) are weeded our or sent to re-education "sensitivity training" camps.

In other words - What'd I Tell You?™

Y'know, I'd really like those twats to try and come commandeer my  place for this soiree - just so I could have an excuse to practice some "intolerance"...heh heh heh...

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June 29, 2005

Eminent domain this,  Souter!!!

The Department of Instant Karma's Gonna Get You, we get this report of one of the fuckwitted black-robed tyrants on the US Soprano Court about to be bitten squarely on the ass by his own ruling.

Following a Supreme Court ruling last week that gave local governments power to seize private property, someone has suggested taking over Justice David Souter's New Hampshire farmhouse and turning it into a hotel.

"The justification for such an eminent domain action is that our hotel will better serve the public interest as it will bring in economic development and higher tax revenue to Weare,'' Logan Darrow Clements, of California, wrote in a letter faxed to town officials in Weare, New Hampshire, on Tuesday.

Souter, a longtime Weare resident, joined in the 5-4 court decision allowing governments to seize private property from one owner and turn it over to another if doing so would benefit a community.

And who better to set the example for us than he who would sit in judgement o'er us and propose to tell us how best to dispose of our property, hm?

The letter dubbing the project the "Lost Liberty Hotel" was posted on conservative radio show host Rush Limbaugh's Website. Clements said it would include a dining room called the "Just Desserts Cafe" and a museum focused on the "loss of freedom in America."

A message seeking comment from Souter was left at his office Wednesday morning. The court has recessed and Souter is still in Washington, one of his secretaries said.

Hiding from those who would take him up on his kind offer to sacrifice his property, no doubt.

A few police cruisers were parked on the edge of Souter's property Tuesday. `"It was a precaution, just being protective,'" said Lt. Mark Bodanza.

Trust us, Lieutenant - once the American people have decided they've been pushed too far, you might consider investing in more than just a "few police cruisers".

Just sayin', is all.

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June 28, 2005

The Parable of the Sheep

Okay, Denizens, it's another One-Legged Man™ day, so here's something out of the Grab-Bag™ that I think is rather appropriate.


The Parable of the Sheep

By Charles Riggs

Not so long ago and in a pasture too uncomfortably close to here, a flock of sheep lived and grazed. They were protected by a dog, who answered to the master, but despite his best efforts from time to time a nearby pack of wolves would prey upon the flock.

One day a group of sheep, bolder than the rest, met to discuss their dilemma. "Our dog is good, and vigilant, but he is one and the wolves are many. The wolves he catches are not always killed, and the master judges and releases many to prey again upon us, for no reason we can understand. What can we do? We are sheep, but we do not wish to be food, too!"

One sheep spoke up, saying "It is his teeth and claws that make the wolf so terrible to us. It is his nature to prey, and he would find any way to do it, but it is the tools he wields that make it possible. If we had such teeth, we could fight back, and stop this savagery." The other sheep clamored in agreement, and they went together to the old bones of the dead wolves heaped in the corner of the pasture, and gathered fang and claw and made them into weapons.

That night, when the wolves came, the newly armed sheep sprang up with their weapons and struck at them, crying, "Begone! We are not food!" and drove off the wolves, who were astonished. When did sheep become so bold and so dangerous to wolves? When did sheep grow teeth? It was unthinkable!

The next day, flush with victory and waving their weapons, they approached the flock to pronounce their discovery. But as they drew nigh, the flock huddled together and cried out, "Baaaaaaaadddd! Baaaaaddd things! You have bad things! We are afraid! You are not sheep!"

The brave sheep stopped, amazed. "But we are your brethren!" they cried. "We are still sheep, but we do not wish to be food. See, our new teeth and claws protect us and have saved us from slaughter. They do not make us into wolves, they make us equal to the wolves, and safe from their viciousness!"

"Baaaaaaad!" cried the flock, "the things are bad and will pervert you, and we fear them. You cannot bring them into the flock!" So the armed sheep resolved to conceal their weapons, for although they had no desire to panic the flock, they wished to remain in the fold. But they would not return to those nights of terror, waiting for the wolves to come.

In time, the wolves attacked less often and sought easier prey, for they had no stomach for fighting sheep who possessed tooth and claw even as they did. Not knowing which sheep had fangs and which did not, they came to leave sheep out of their diet almost completely except for the occasional raid, from which more than one wolf did not return.

Then came the day when, as the flock grazed beside the stream, one sheep’s weapon slipped from the folds of her fleece, and the flock cried out in terror again, "Baaaaaad! You still possess these evil things! We must ban you from our presence!"

And so they did. The great chief sheep and his council, encouraged by the words of their advisors, placed signs and totems at the edges of the pasture forbidding the presence of hidden weapons there. The armed sheep protested before the council, saying, "It is our pasture, too, and we have never harmed you! When can you say we have caused you hurt? It is the wolves, not we, who prey upon you. We are still sheep, but we are not food!" But the flock drowned them out with cries of "Baaaaaaddd! We will not hear your clever words! You and your things are evil and will harm us!"

Saddened by this rejection, the armed sheep moved off and spent their days on the edges of the flock, trying from time to time to speak with their brethren to convince them of the wisdom of having such teeth, but meeting with little success. They found it hard to talk to those who, upon hearing their words, would roll back their eyes and flee, crying "Baaaaddd! Bad things!"

That night, the wolves happened upon the sheep’s totems and signs, and said, "Truly, these sheep are fools! They have told us they have no teeth! Brothers, let us feed!" And they set upon the flock, and horrible was the carnage in the midst of the fold. The dog fought like a demon, and often seemed to be in two places at once, but even he could not halt the slaughter.

It was only when the other sheep arrived with their weapons that the wolves fled, only to remain on the edge of the pasture and wait for the next time they could prey, for if the sheep were so foolish once, they would be so again. This they did, and do still.

In the morning, the armed sheep spoke to the flock, and said, "See? If the wolves know you have no teeth, they will fall upon you. Why be prey? To be a sheep does not mean to be food for wolves!" But the flock cried out, more feebly for their voices were fewer, though with no less terror, "Baaaaaaaad! These things are bad! If they were banished, the wolves would not harm us! Baaaaaaad!"

So they resolved to retain their weapons, but to conceal them from the flock; to endure their fear and loathing, and even to protect their brethren if the need arose, until the day the flock learned to understand that as long as there were wolves in the night, sheep would need teeth to repel them.

They would still be sheep, but they would not be food!

© 1997 Charles Riggs


Amen and amen.

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June 27, 2005

Eminent Domain:  Bush waffles yet again

BLANCO, TX - A few years ago in Hurst (a little town between Dallas and Fort Worth), some homeowners lost their property to the city in a case of eminent domain.

The reasoning?  The local shopping mall there needed more space and a parking lot.

So I can understand how the folks in NewSocialistLondon, Connecticut feel when the United States Soprano Not-So-Supreme Court this week ruled that the property and homes for which they've worked their entire lives isn't really theirs after all.

With this fuckwitted decision on the part of five bastard excuses-for-judges (okay, so much for the obligatory invective), this country has just taken about ten giant leaps towards socialism - if not outright Communism.  Think the USAR - the Union of Socialist American Republics.

Misha has pretty much expressed my feelings on this, as far as the Soprano Court goes.

But what has me in yet another RCOB moment is the reaction of President Linguini-ya to this POS debacle:

Q: Scott, does the president plan to introduce legislation to counter the Supreme Court's decision on eminent domain? Isn't a man's home his castle?

[WH press secretary Scott] McCLELLAN: First of all, on the Supreme Court decision from yesterday, we were not a party to that case.

WTF???  This is nothing more than a slick-assed carefully crafted dodge.  Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister himself would be envious.

The president has always been a strong supporter of private property rights. Obviously, we have to respect the decisions of the Supreme Court, and we do.

WHAT?????   Who the fuck says  we have to respect this fucknozzled crock of shit from these five black-robed, putrid pig vaginas (thanks, Denita)???

Did we "respect" Plessy v. Ferguson?  Did we "respect" the Dred Scott decision?  Not only no, but HELL, NO!!!   So where does President Waffleya or his mealy-assed mouthpiece Scotty McClellan get off saying we have to "respect" this  bullshit?

These are our  homes, representing years - yea, decades  - of our  hard work.  And how DARE  you tell us that it can just be taken away from us by 5 unelected, black-robed, tin-plated tyrants, just like (snap) that, and you and your boss say that we just have to bend over and grab our ankles for those sons-of bitches?!?!?!

You'll pardon us if we say that the lot of you can kiss our lily-white cracker asses, McClellan, you fuckhead.

Later in the briefing, WND asked McClellan:

Q: Suppose McLennan County, Texas, decides that a center for slot machines would bring in much more revenue than the Bush ranch. Would the president try to fight the eminent domain, as now legalized by five members of the Supreme Court, by means of the Aderholt-Shelby bill, or how?

McCLELLAN: You know, I don't know of any attempt by McLennan County to do such a thing, first of all.

That's why he said "suppose", dumbass!  It's a hypothetical,  you idiot!!!  Now answer the fucking question!!!

And, second of all, if they did, it's a matter for McLennan County to deal with. But I know of no such effort.

Q: He would fight it, wouldn't he?

McCLELLAN: I think the president has made his views clear when it comes to private property rights. In terms of Supreme Court decisions, we obviously have to respect the decisions of the Supreme Court.

See above.  McClellan, you dolt, there are some  decisions that we, the American people, are simply not going to "respect", no matter how much you try to dress it up.  The pro-life community - i.e, the right-thinkers - have never, for example, "respected" Roe,  and it's a pretty good bet to say that we never will.

So you can take your axioms about "respect", turn them sideways and shove 'em up your roody-poo candy-ass.  'Cause we ain't buyin'.

Q: Does the president feel as strongly about that lady in New London, Conn., who will be forced out of her home where she was born and has lived for 87 years [as a result of the high-court decision], does he feel as strong as Justice O'Connor feels, and does he believe this decision will help with his nomination of new justices?

McCLELLAN: Les, we just haven't talked about it, but the president is always concerned about the American people and their well being.

If that's  the case, then he needs to get up off his waffling ass and issue an Executive Order setting this POS decision aside, and pronto. (Don't think he can't do it, either.  He's got the authority, he's just too chickenshit to use it.)

And he'd best  do it before we get out the Tree of Liberty's watering can...if you know what I mean.

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June 26, 2005

Sunday grousings

GREUNE, TX - Food, fun, food, flirting, food, friends (great ones), and food.  That had to describe yesterday's installment of the Bacchanal on the Comal.

Oh, and did I mention that there was food?

About 15 or 16 of us gathered at the Comal River yesterday to do some major "toobin'". (For the Uninitiated™, "toobin'" means to float down a river in an oversized inner tube (I figure you guys knew this already, but what the Hell™ - it's my blog; humor me. (grin)).

One of the things I kept noticing about the Comal River is how abso-friggin'-lutely clean  it is.  The only debris you find there is various items of flora & fauna which have broken away from their moorings.

It made for an absolutely wonderful  experience - the obligatory sunburns we all contracted notwithstanding, of course.  Ow.

Back at the house, we were treated to a king's repast, courtesy of the SpatulaGoddess (with a slight assist from yours truly and my renowned Blogosphere-famous Train Wreck Stew™).  Beef ribs, pork ribs (with some of the bestestestest-tasting barbecue sauce around which one could ever wrap his/her taste buds), Hooters-style chicken strips, 'tater salad, 'roni salad, jambalaya provided by Eric the Mad Monk all left us with just about zero room for dessert.

And, Great Honkin' Cthulu™, what desserts.  Kahlua™ Chess Pie and Splenda™ Lemon Merengue Pie provided by the lovely and gracious Denita, and Orange Dreamsicle™ cake provided by the SpatulaGoddess left us all feeling like beached whales.

Oh, and I would be remiss in neglecting to mention the fine array of adult beverages we had at our disposal (His Rudeness™ even treated himself to a jello shot and a couple beers), plus some fine cigar-age for those who were so inclined.

You guys can have your Georgia Writer's Workshops.  We'll take our Food, Fun & Frivolity™ here in Texas. (grin)

Next up:  We're going to an outside shooting range today to get off a little target practice.

Oh, but liberals, don't you fret.  We'll have you in the forefront of our minds all the while, ayup...

Now:  Denizens, I want you all here in force tomorrow morning around seven-thirty or eight-ish.  Bring your friends, too.  I've prepared a small rant on the eminent domain flap of last week, and you're going to want to read it.

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June 25, 2005

The Bacchanal on the Comal

GREUNE, TX - The Bacchanal on the Comal has begun.

Yes, Sportz Fanz, the Texas Hill Country Tunes, Toobs & Targets Blogfest is now in full swing.  We're over at Zippo's right now, where the SpatulaGoddess is preparing the brine for the ribs as I type.

Got down here just in time to catch the last half of the last Buckwheat Zydeco set - good stuff.  The guy can flat-out play.  Quite the enjoyable listen.

Tomorrow is "toobin'" down the Comal River, maybe a stopover at Schlitterbahn, and then a small nation's worth of ribs/chicken/Train Wreck Stew™, the lovely Denita's Splenda Lemon Merengue Pie™, and lots 'n lots of booze hooch adult beverages.

Sunday will be a pilgrimage to an outdoor range for some target practice.  We'll be pretending the targets are...well, we'll just keep that to ourselves, won't we? (snicker)

More recaps later.  Maybe some live blogging, who knows?

Stay tuned.

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June 24, 2005

They can dish it out, but they can't take it

Denizens, remember the bully in school who could dish out the abuse, but call him  a name and he ran off crying to the teacher?

Well, that snot-nosed little fuckface, and a lot of his buddies, grew up to be Demoscum in Congress - and they're employing the same MO:  They can dish it out, but they can't take it.

White House adviser Karl Rove should either apologize or resign for saying liberals responded to the Sept. 11 terrorist strikes by wanting to "prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers," Democrats said Thursday.

Awwwwwww, whassa matter, little fuckwits?  What, you can compare our troops to Nazis and the like, but we can't tell the truth about your skanky asses?  I mean, you bastards were  the ones stating that we should understand  why they hate us so...weren't  you?

Adding to the rancor, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., suggested that Republican charges that Democrats were undermining the war on terror with their criticism of administration policies amounted to an act of desperation.

Only an act of desperation for you, bimbo.  And everytime you keep your ugly piehole closed while some ass like Big Dickhead Turban opens his, you drive the point home to the American people even more.  There's a reason  you people lost the election by five million votes, and it ain't because you failed to get your hate-filled message out, y'know.

"The president wanted to go to Iraq in the worst possible way and he did," Pelosi said. "The president is on the ropes."

I wouldn't gloat if I were you, little bimb-ette.  I seem to remember a boxer who spent much of his career deliberately hanging close to the ropes and letting his opponent flail away.  Won most of those fights, too.

Let's see...what was his name again...Ali?

Bush's chief political adviser, Rove said in a speech Wednesday that "liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers." Conservatives, he told the New York state Conservative Party just a few miles north of Ground Zero, "saw the savagery of 9/11 and the attacks and prepared for war."

Rove said the Democratic Party made the mistake of calling for "moderation and restraint" after the terrorist attacks.

Democrats were quick to respond - and in growing numbers.

"Karl Rove should immediately and fully apologize for his remarks or he should resign," Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., said in a statement. "I hope the president will join me in repudiating these remarks."

"Dad-deeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!  Karl said something mean  about us!!!!  Make him stopppppppppp!!!!!!!  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean called on Bush to "show some leadership and unequivocally repudiate Rove's divisive and damaging political rhetoric."

Same Dr. YEARRRRRRGH!!! who accused us of wanting to live in a theocracy; same one who has already tried & convicted an innocent man; same one derisively calling us "a white Christian party" - wants the President to "repudiate...divisive & damaging political rhetoric"?

Give.  Me.  A.  Fucking.  Break

The White House defended Rove's remarks and accused Democrats of engaging in partisan attacks. Rove, said spokesman Scott McClellan, "was talking about the different philosophies and our different approaches when it comes to winning the war on terrorism."

During a Senate hearing on Iraq in which Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld and other military leaders testified, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., read Rove's statement and urged them to reject the remarks.

"I would hope that you and other members of the administration would immediately repudiate such an insulting comment from a high-ranking official in the president's inner circle," Clinton said.

This is the same person that called us a "vast right-wing conspiracy" after we kicked her husband's ass but good over his intern problem.

Earlier in the day, Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., said New York has had unity since Sept. 11. "To inject politics into this and to defame a large number of people" is outrageous, he said. "It's not what New York and America is all about."

Sen. Frank Lautenberg, D-N.J., said nearly 3,000 Americans died on Sept. 11 and "we should not dishonor their memory by using that tragic day for political trash talk."

I see.  And where were you during Big Dickhead Turban's Nazi remarks?

(*crickets chirping*)

Eh?  How's that again?

During the 2004 campaign, Bush dismissed the notion of negotiating with terrorists and said, "You can't sit back and hope that somehow therapy will work and they will change their ways."

On Wednesday, Rove also denounced Sen. Dick Durbin's comments comparing interrogation at the Guantanamo Bay prison camp to the methods of Nazis and other repressive regimes. He said the statements have been broadcast throughout the Middle East, putting U.S. troops in greater danger. The Illinois Democrat has since apologized for the remarks.

"No more needs to be said about the motives of liberals," Rove said.

Seven House Republicans also wrote Pelosi saying they were shocked by a statement in which she said the war in Afghanistan was over. "Messages like yours could demoralize our troops and undermine our efforts to fight terrorism in Afghanistan and around the world," they wrote.

Pelosi, who made the comment at a news conference where Democrats called for an investigation into detainee abuses at Guantanamo Bay, said Thursday that she was referring to the campaign to drive the Taliban from power in 2001. Fighting continues, she said, because the administration decided to divert its attention from Afghanistan to the war in Iraq.

You see, Denizens?  They can dish it out - but they can't take it.  Just like the schoolyard bully.

And - as I've been constantly telling you - there's only one way to deal with the schoolyard bully.

Get ready to lock & load, sportz fanz.

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June 23, 2005

He Said, She Said

In the Battle Of The Sexes Department™, we find these opposing potshots taken at the warrior and the warrior-ette.

First, courtesy of the Mothergoose, we have the Virtual Husband.

My brother, the Royal Sibling Unit™, fires back with this collection of witticisms...

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Never let it be said that I wasn't an Equal Opportunity Annoyer. (grin)

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June 22, 2005

ACLU:  That bastion of tolerance & diversity

Ah, the ACLU.  Such a tolerant  group of pisspots.

Seems the leader of one of their New Mexico chapters has joined the Minuteman Project, so they dumped the chapter.

The state organization suspended its Las Cruces chapter after learning that a member of the group's board, Clifford Alford, was heading the formation of a Minuteman group in New Mexico.

Gary Mitchell, a Ruidoso attorney and president of the ACLU board of directors, said the suspension of the southern chapter was a technical move to make sure the leader of the New Mexico Minutemen, a civilian border patrol group, no longer had authority to act or speak on behalf of the ACLU.

I suppose that's okay, given that the ACLU doesn't have authority to speak or act on behalf of the American people.

"We will not tolerate racism and vigilantism in the leadership structure of our organization," Mitchell told the Albuquerque Journal. "They are repugnant to the principles of civil liberties and the mission of the ACLU."

Except when they're perpetrated against the white Christian male, isn't that right, Bitchell?

Alford has said he's not a hateful vigilante and that he would like to see immigration policy reformed. He has said that if the federal government allowed more immigrant workers to enter the country legally, many problems on the border would be solved. He reportedly scouted the New Mexico-Mexico border two weeks ago for sites to station his 42 volunteers to detect illegal immigrants sneaking into the country. His group plans to offer food, water and medical aid while reporting the illegal immigrants to the U.S. Border Patrol.

Mitchell said the ACLU was not trying to muzzle Alford.

Gee, sure looks like it to me.

Here's a hint, fellas:  If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck...

It is just a matter of not wanting him representing the ACLU in a leadership position.

Gee, why not, guys?  I thought you celebrated diversity.  I thought you people were tolerant.

Or maybe you're just a bunch of asshatted fuckwits who need steel-toed boots shoved squarely up your asses.

When Alford refused to resign, the state board decided over the weekend to temporarily suspend the 14-member southern board until new elections are held. Mitchell said the ACLU's rules do not provide a means for removing a single board member, so the entire board had to be suspended.

"We are not going to tolerate anyone depriving anyone of liberty without due process of law..."

"Even if we have to squash dissent  to do it!!!"

not going to tolerate vigilante groups on the border without speaking out against them and without monitoring," Mitchell said.

Yeah, and they'll do it from the comfort of their local Starbucks.  Not like they have the balls to actually confront  the Minutemen, y'know.

Cowardly little hypocritical shits...

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ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

Guys, I'm still here.  Still here, still with only one leg (sometimes none), and still with lots of asses to kick.

After I kick them, maybe I'll get a chance to blog.

Don't go anywhere.

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June 20, 2005

Yet another episode of The No-Legged Man™...

No time to write about squat today, Denizens, so here's another one from soon-to-be-regular-correspondent Lady Heather del Jeep Wrangler:



Yes, that's right:  It's a redneck wedding cake.

And, truth be told, it looks a helluva lot tastier than the three I've had...

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June 19, 2005

I hate today

Today is Father's Day 2005.  It's now been roughly two years since I last saw my son - thanks to a fat-assed bitch who, in my opinion, is not a fit mother.  And that's all I have to say about that.

I love you, Skip.  One of these days we'll get to see each other again.  Your mother can't keep you away from your father forever.

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June 18, 2005

What is  it with this guy?

If you've read this blog for any length of time at all, you know that I am a professing Christian.  (Whether I practice  Christianity very well or not is a topic for another post.)  I believe in a Father God who created the earth in six literal days, then rested on the seventh.

Yeah.  That  one.

And I also believe in His Son, the Lord Jesus Christ, who came to earth as a baby, fully God and fully man at the same time, lived a 33-year life completely devoid of sin, then was crucified on a cross and arose from the grave three days later, thus atoning for the sins of whomever of mankind will believe and accept the free gift.

Okay?  Okay.

So you know that I believe in God's Word to His creation, a.k.a. the Holy Bible, and in its inerrancy.  I cannot fathom that a God who created all that we see around us, and beyond, could screw up something as simple as a communication to the people He created and loves.  I cannot imagine, given that our eternal souls are at stake, that He would not custom-craft His message to us right down to the very last jot and tittle.

Anyway, before I go off on a completely different tangent, the point is that I believe the Bible when it says that homosexuality is an abomination.  And I'm completely on board with God having destroyed Sodom & Gomorrah because of their perversions, as opposed to some supposed "inhospitality" as the heterophobic community would have you believe.

All that said, there are those of us who don't quite have the message of the Gospel down pat, and just need to have things explained to them.

And then there are complete and utter damnfools  like Fred Phelps.

Phelps, as you probably know, runs a site called "God Hates Fags".  (No, I'm not  posting the link to this bozo - do your own legwork if you really want to visit him.)  Rather than despise the things that the beloved creations do (as God does), Phelps has taken it upon himself to despise the creations themselves.

Now it seems as if his abject hatred is starting to devolve into paranoid delusion.  He's blaming last week's Islamonazi attack on an American convoy which killed 5 Marines on - are you sitting down? - the fact that he's been getting picked on.

A Kansas preacher and gay rights foe whose congregation is protesting military funerals around the country said he's coming to Idaho on Wednesday to picket the memorial for an Idaho National Guard soldier killed in Iraq.

A flier on the Web site of Pastor Fred Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church claims God killed Cpl. Carrie French with an improvised explosive device in retaliation against the United States for a bombing at Phelps' church six years ago.

Say what????   This has to be one of the most asshatted things I've ever read.  I mean, I know about the admonitions about "coming against the Lord's annointed" and all, but Phelps now has such an elevated opinion of himself that anyone who merely disagrees  with him is now subject to God's wrath?

Does that include me too, Freddie, m'boy?  Because I think (checks below) that you're definitely  a few feathers short of a whole duck.

Westboro Baptist either has protested or is planning protests of other public funerals of soldiers from Michigan, Alabama, Minnesota, Virginia and Colorado. A protest is planned for July 11 at Dover Air Force Base, the military base where war dead are transported before being sent on to their home states.

Oh, I can just imagine  the reception he's gonna get there, ayup.

French, 19, was a Caldwell High School graduate and varsity cheerleader. She was killed June 5 in the northern city of Kirkuk. French served as an ammunition specialist with the 116th Brigade Combat Team's 145th Support Battalion.

Phelps said the fact that French led an all-American life gives him all the more reason to picket her final public tribute.

"An all-American girl from a society of all-American heretics," he said.

And an all-American dumbfuck who thinks he's a preacher.

"Our attitude toward what's happening with the war is the Lord is punishing this evil nation for abandoning all moral imperatives that are worth a dime," Phelps said.

Lookit,  Freddie, m'boy.  I don't disagree that America is ripe for God's judgement, okay?  And I certainly know that this country has all but forsaken its moral foundations.

But to believe that God's gonna smite us just because we think you're a bloomin' idiot is beyond the pale.  God's gonna take care of America in His time, for His reasons.  He doesn't need the excuse that we've supposedly been mistreating a shit-for-brains that's been pretending to speak on His behalf.

Take a flying leap, Froot Loop Freddie.  You're not doing anything to further the cause of Christianity here.

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How do I call thee a dumbass?  Let me count the ways...

We'll start your weekend off with yet another gem from the good Lady Heather del Jeep Wrangler - a list of politically correct ways to refer to your average libtard as stupid:

*A few clowns short of a circus
*A few fries short of a Happy Meal
*An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
*A few beers short of six-pack
*A few peas short of a casserole
*Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
*The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
*One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl
*One taco short of a combination plate
*A few feathers short of a whole duck
*All foam, no beer
*Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
*Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
*Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
*Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
*Too much yardage between the goalposts
*An intellect rivalled only by garden tools
*As smart as bait
*Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
*Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
*Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
*Forgot to pay his brain bill
*Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
*His belt doesn't go through all the loops
*If he had another brain, it would be lonely
*No grain in the silo
*Proof that evolution can go in reverse
*Receiver is off the hook
*Several nuts short of a full pouch
*He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

Gee, why didn't I come up with some of those...?

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June 17, 2005

PotKettleBlack™, Part the 692,475th

Denizens, how many stories have we heard about how the rat bastards at PETA gather at, say, Needless Markups or some other high-falutin' department store to throw paint on shoppers who committed the cardinal sin of wearing fur coats around the holier-than-thou?  How they bitch & moan at those of us who dare  to eat at KFC?  Remember?

Well, isn't this  a fine howdoyoudo™?  PotKettleBlack™ much, PETA?

Two Hampton Roads employees of Norfolk-based People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have been charged in Ahoskie, N.C., with animal cruelty after dumping dead dogs and cats in a shopping center garbage bin, police said Thursday.

Investigators staked out the bin after discovering that dead animals had been dumped there every Wednesday for the past four weeks, Ahoskie police said in a prepared statement.

Police found 18 dead animals in the trash bin and 13 more in a van registered to PETA. The animals were from animal shelters in Northampton and Bertie counties in North Carolina, police said. The two were picking up animals to be brought back to PETA headquarters for euthanization, PETA president Ingrid Newkirk said Thursday.

Neither police nor PETA offered any theory on why the animals might have been dumped.

Oh, I  can tell you why.  PETA is the biggest bunch of do-as-we-say-not-as-we-do asshelmets since...well, since the last group of liberal fucktards who came along purporting to tell us right-thinkers how the cow eats the cabbage.  For all their bleating, PETA is a bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites.

Local officials and veterinarians said they were told that PETA would find homes for the animals, not euthanize them. PETA has scheduled a news conference for Friday afternoon to discuss the charges.

Oh, what I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall for that.  Think someone will come with a can of red paint? (snicker)

Police charged Andrew Benjamin Cook, 24, of Virginia Beach, and Adria Joy Hinkle, 27, of Norfolk,each with 31 felony counts of animal cruelty and eight misdemeanor counts of illegal disposal of dead animals. They were released on bond and an initial court date was set for Friday in Winton.

Hinkle has been suspended, but Cook continues to work PETA, Newkirk said. Hinkle has worked for more than two years as one of its community animal project employees in North Carolina, PETA spokeswoman Colleen O'Brien said. Cook, who joined a couple of months ago, was being trained.

Newkirk said she doubted Hinkle had ever been cruel to an animal and said if the animals were placed in the bin, "We will be appalled."

YeahRightWhatever™, as the SpatulaGoddess has been known to say.

You'll be nothing of the sort, Newkirk, baby.  You'll pretend-wring your hands in pretend-angst while you pretend-denounce the actions of these pretend-humans.

Then you'll go have your brie and merlot at the latest fund-raiser/Republican-basher du jour.  You think we haven't figured your skanky asses out by now?

Morons...

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June 16, 2005

Big Dick(head) Durbin:  American Traitor

If you've spent your fair share of time in the Blogosphere - or Usenet, for that matter - you're familiar with a phenomonon known as "Godwin's Law", which states, in part,

once such a comparison [to Nazis] is made, the thread is over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress.

Apparently, Big Dickhead Durbin, the cowardly little fuckweasel Islamofascist ass-kisser from Ill-noise, didn't receive that particular memo.  There his skanky ass was on the Senate floor yesterday, comparing our troops to Nazis.

When you read some of the graphic descriptions of what has occurred here [at Guantanamo Bay]--I almost hesitate to put them in the [Congressional] Record

Oh, don't give me that  horseshit, you slimy little fucknozzle.  You're frothing at the mouth for something - anything  - to pin on the Bush Administration, in your pathetic, half-assed attempts to win back your baby rattles power by making them look as bad as you can.  You're not "hesitant" to put this fecal matter in the Congressional Record at all.

and yet they have to be added to this debate.

Translation:  Because I don't have the slightest clue as to how to make America better, I have to bring down the lawfully elected Administration of this country through lies and innuendo.  Otherwise, how are we going to get our pacifiers majority back???

Let me read to you what one FBI agent saw. And I quote from his report:  On a couple of occasions, I entered interview rooms to find a detainee chained hand and foot in a fetal position to the floor, with no chair

Oh, Great Honkin' Cthulu™ - a jihadi who never was in uniform, yet was trying to kill innocent Americans who never did anything to him to warrant it,  was denied a chair in his cell!!!!  Oh, the humanity!!!  What ever  are we going to do?????

food or water.

Did it ever occur to you, Big Dickhead, that maybe it wasn't lunch time,  you clueless prick?

Most times they urinated or defecated on themselves

Y'know, that might have just been a case of making themselves at home - y'think?

and had been left there for 18-24 hours or more

Well, just damn.  Isn't it a pity they don't have midnight basketball at Gitmo?

On one occasion, the air conditioning had been turned down so far and the temperature was so cold in the room, that the barefooted detainee was shaking with cold...

Y'know, Dickhead, some  of us would kill for sleeping conditions like that.  Especially  in that region of the world.  Ever spent a night in Miami?

On another occasion, the [air conditioner] had been turned off, making the temperature in the unventilated room well over 100 degrees.

Damn, there just ain't no pleasing you whiny little traitorous fucks, now is there?  I s'pose you bastards would just as soon leave these Islamofucks at Disney World or something?

The detainee was almost unconscious on the floor, with a pile of hair next to him. He had apparently been literally pulling his hair out throughout the night.

Uh huh.  And that's our problem...how again?

On another occasion, not only was the temperature unbearably hot, but extremely loud rap music was being played in the room, and had been since the day before, with the detainee chained hand and foot in the fetal position on the tile floor.

Hey, we're just teaching them how to get down  with their bad selves.  It's a cultural  thing, Big Dickhead - you wouldn't understand.

Now, if they were to pipe in Britney Spears...

If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what Americans had done to prisoners in their control

...I would still  be on my feet cheering - because the ragheaded Islamofuck finally got what he so richly deserved for trying to kill my fellow Americans.

But that's not your cup of tea, is it, Big Dickhead?

you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime--Pol Pot or others--that had no concern for human beings. Sadly, that is not the case. This was the action of Americans in the treatment of their prisoners.

And there it is, Denizens.  Big Dickhead Durbin is now comparing our troops to Nazis.  The troops that are fighting to defend the United States Constitution that this rat bastard swore to uphold are no better than the people who gassed six (6) million Jews 60 years ago.

As James Taranto said in this column, "We are fighting an enemy that murdered 3,000 innocent people on American soil 3 1/2 years ago and would murder millions more if given the chance--and according to Dick Durbin, our soldiers are the Nazis."

And Big Dickhead Durbin isn't going to apologize for calling our men & women Nazis, either:

Senator Dick Durbin says he won't apologize for comments comparing American interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, to Nazis and Soviet gulags.

News of the Democrat's comparison created a buzz around the Internet today, fueled by sound bites of yesterday's Senate floor speech on radio talk shows. By this afternoon, Illinois Republican Party Chairman Andy McKenna asked Durbin to apologize.

Durbin says the Bush administration should apologize for abandoning the Geneva Conventions.

Big Dickhead Durbin should apologize for being a waste of good American oxygen.

As it is, the pisspot had best have a bodyguard contingent if he ever visits Flyover Country.  We don't take too kindly around here to traitorous assholes like Big Dickhead Durbin running down our troops.

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I've been saying it for awhile now, but...

Jim at Smoke On The Water has absolutely friggin' nailed it.

Go.  Read.  That is an order.

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No sex since 1955?

Let's start out your Thursday with a little military humor, courtesy of Lady Heather of the Jeep Wrangler (honored Denizen and soon-to-be regular contributor to this blog - watch this space for details):


A crusty old marine corps colonel found himself at a gala event downtown, hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the colonel for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time, or is something bothering you?"

"No," the colonel said, "just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

The colonel's short reply was, "Yes, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little - relax and enjoy yourself."

The colonel just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

The colonel looked at her and replied, "1955."

She said, "Well there you go; you really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously - I mean, no sex since 1955, isn't that a little extreme?"

The colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "Oh, I don't know. It's only 2130 now!"


ROFL!!!

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June 15, 2005

Wolves guarding the henhouse:  WITY?

You couldn't have been surprised by this, could you?  You had to figure, once it was ruled that Bob & Mary Schindler couldn't have an independent, third-party forensics-type person there, that the fix was in - right?

Well, Denizens, here's another WITY for you.

You'll recall I mentioned something about Terri's autopsy being performed in Pinellas County???

Surprise, surprise.  We have ourselves a whitewash.  Tom Sawyer himself couldn't have done it this well.

Terri Schiavo did not suffer any trauma prior to her 1990 collapse and her brain was about half of normal size when she died, according to results released Wednesday of an autopsy conducted on the severely brain-damaged woman.

Pinellas-Pasco Medical Examiner Jon Thogmartin concluded that there was no evidence of strangulation or other trauma leading to her collapse.

That is out-and-out, lying-through-his-teeth bullshit.  This birdcage-liner of a report completely  ignores the fact that previous medical reports documented that Terri had injuries prior to her collapse.

This excuse-for-a-medical examiner claimed that Terri was blind,  for God's sake - after video clearly  showed that she wasn't.

Given that, can any right-thinking individual even begin  to give this POS report any credibility?

He also said she did not appear to have suffered a heart attack.

Well, this part he got right.  Then again, what do they say about blind pigs and truffles...?

The lawyer for Terri Schiavo's husband had said he was confident the long-awaited autopsy report on the brain-damaged woman would show no evidence she was abused before she lapsed into a persistent vegetative state.

Translation:  Because me and my butt-buddy Mikey pressured him into suppressing it.

Her parents, who fought their son-in-law in court for seven years over her fate, had said they were hoping the autopsy could shed some light on what led to her collapse in February 1990.

Unfortunately, for that to happen, said autopsy would have had to be conducted some place other  than Pinellas Piss, Flori-duh.

Schiavo, who most doctors said was in a persistent vegetative state, died March 31, nearly two weeks after the feeding tube keeping her alive was removed by a court order sought by her husband. The dispute reached the halls of Congress and the U.S. Supreme Court and made news around the world.

The cause of her collapse has never been definitely proven

Oh, maybe not definitely  proven.  But it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what happened - especially given that they had fought the night before, and that Terri was contemplating divorcing that sanctimonious fat fuck Mikey Shitstain.

but testimony in a 1992 civil trial indicated that she probably was suffering from an eating disorder

Probably???  Probably???  Sounds like they're not exactly certain, doesn't it?

that led to a severe chemical imbalance and a heart attack.

Well, if nothing else, at least this pseudo-autopsy put the lie to that  asinine notion.

The Schindlers, though, don't believe she had an eating disorder and have accused Michael Schiavo of abusing his wife, a charge he vehemently denies.

Michael Schiavo's attorney, George Felos, said the Schindlers continue to engage in a "smear campaign against Michael to deflect t he real issues in the case, which were Terri's wishes and her medical condition."

That's right,  Fellatios, you son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch...because it's the fucking truth!!!   And we out here in Flyover Country™ will continue to speak the truth about your honeyboy - and about you too, you murderous shitheel.

"I think everyone who has followed the facts in this case knows there is no substance to those (abuse) charges

I think everyone who has followed this case knows that you're a lying little fuckweasel, Fellatios.  You did Goebbels right proud with your screeds during this ordeal, douchebag.

and I'm confident we're not going to hear anything differently from the medical examiner," Felos said.

Because you made sure he'd toe the wife-beater's official company line, isn't that right?

Bill Pellan, chief investigator for the medical examiner's office, said Tuesday that Thogmartin reviewed police reports, medical records and other documents in trying to determine the cause of her brain damage. The issue of whether she was in a persistent vegetative state "will be addressed," Pellan said, although he would not comment further Tuesday.

Oh, yeah, right.  Like we're going to believe anything further that comes from Pinellas Piss, Flori-duh.

Save it, Pellan, you stupid fuckwit.  We can smell the bullshit from here.

"Our family would really like to know what caused Terri's collapse," Terri Schiavo's brother, Bobby Schindler, said. "I don't know what they can and can't find 15 years after the fact. If we could get some of our questions answered as to how Terri ended up the way she did, that would be helpful."

So would we, Bobby.  So would we.

But as long as the wolves guard the henhouse, fat chance of that.

Ropes, trees, Pinellas Piss "officials".  You get the idea.

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June 14, 2005

Happy, happy!!!

Between work and blogging and all, it escaped this scribe's notice that Michelle Malkin's blog turned one year old the other day.

And she's already running rings around me several times over in number of hits.  Hmf. (grin)

Happy Blogerversary, O Gorgeous One.

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Memo to the President:  Dump her.

Okay, so the GOP fund-raiser is on tonight as scheduled.  It will supposedly raise $23 million for the Republican Party. (You'll recall I blogged on it here.)

In all seriousness - this is really the kind of thing I'd expect from Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister, not from a man who vowed during the 2000 campaign to restore honor, dignity and integrity to the office of the President - "so help me God".

Shrubya, you've already alienated a good portion of your base by your failure to act to save Terri Schiavo from being murdered by that bastard swine excuse-for-a-husband of hers.  Now is not  the time to alienate the rest of them.

As gorgeous as she is, I'd still disinvite her if I were you.

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June 13, 2005

King of Poop found not guilty

Okay, so the Cereal Jury (nuts, fruits & flakes) has found the One-Gloved Wacky Wonder™, Chief Flake™ himself, not guilty on all counts.

Hope you Moonwalkers are happy now.  Perhaps you can shut up long enough to allow the rest of us Right-Thinkers™ to go back to sleep...?

For my part, I've just one thing to say: Your Doublewideness, don't ever  let me hear of my son getting within five fucking feet of this maniacal, chimpanzee loving, no-nosed hee-heeing freak.  Parental rights or no, if I find out he has... (glares out towards Sulphur Springs)

Thatisall™.

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So they wanna fight, eh?

As you know, Denizens, one of the things which raises my hackles severely is a moron who caves in and apologizes after having said something that happens to...(gasp, arrrrgh!!!)...offend  someone.  I like folks to say what they mean, mean what they say and stand up for it when bitched at.

But there is  a caveat thereto:  Generally, you have to be right  about what you're saying - which almost always means that Demoscum can't qualify.

And I can think of fewer instances where that's more the case than with the head Jackass himself, Dr. YEAARRRRRGH!!!.  Seems he doesn't feel like apologizing for the BS he's spewed forth these last couple of weeks.

Howard Dean said Saturday that positive responses from key supporters

That is to say, George Soreloser, MoveOnDon'tLookTooCloselyAtHowWeRaiseMoney.org, the heterophobic sodomites, NAMBLA, the baby-butchering crowd, the artsy-fartsy, Howard Stern and the rest of the maggot-infested FM-types...Boy, don'tcha just yearn for the support of those  losers...?

have reinforced his determination to keep talking tough. Some congressional Democrats have suggested that the party chairman should tone down his rhetoric.

"People want us to fight," Dean told the national party's executive committee. "We are here to fight."

No, Chief Screaming Flea, you're there to piss & moan, whine & bitch, and just generally show the rest of the world your ugly ass.

Now, if you want to fight...you and the rest of the Cowardcrats just let us know...heh...heh...heh... (smacks fist into palm)

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June 10, 2005

Robert Plett:  194? - 2005

Denizens, I'm sure most of you remember about a year ago this time when I lost one of my best and dearest friends, Jeff Duke (his funeral was a year ago yesterday, if memory serves).  As you'll recall, his death hit me pretty hard - to the point where I forsook a couple of very valuable days spent at the Lady's side in Miami just to come back here for the funeral.

This hits me just about as hard.  Robert Plett was one of the charter members of that little band of Fidonet brothers known as the Lensnetters (LENS = Limbaugh Echo Nuke'm Squad) which continued as a loose-knit cadre of emailers to this day.  He also, up until recently, was a regular commenter to this blog; in fact, I'd been beginning to wonder why I'd not seen him in a while.

I guess now I know, don't I?

Denizens, you'll pardon me if this is the only post you see this weekend.  I'm gonna take some time to mourn - and I encourage those of you who knew him to do a little mourning yourselves.  The planet just lost a helluva good human being.

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To Hell™ with the ABCs; let's study something they really  need!

(Hat tip Supreme General Rayegun.)

Denizens, those of you who know me know that I have plenty  of reason to hate Philadelphia, the City of Brotherly Shove.  In addition to Donna McNabb, the Greatest Quarterback Ever In The History Of Ever, Ever™ and her his little buddy Terri Owens, there's also the Gangsta Rap Thug of the NBA, Allen "The Answer" Iverson (must have been a really  stupid question) - and the recent sweep of the baseball locals by the Phillies and that ugly green furball they embarrassingly call a "mascot" has set my teeth on edge, as well.

But this piece of bovine excrement is worthy of an RCOB moment.

City high school students will be required to take a class in African and African American history to graduate, a move that education experts believe is unique in the nation.

It's unique in that it's the most insanely fuckwitted idea a school board has ever spewed out its collective piehole, that's what's unique about it.

The requirement in the 185,000-student district, which is about two-thirds black, begins with September's freshman class, The Philadelphia Inquirer reported Thursday.

The yearlong course covers subjects including classical African civilizations, civil rights and black nationalism, said Gregory Thornton, the district's chief academic officer. The other social studies requirements are American history, geography and world history.

Why not American government?  Home ec?  Typing, given that we're now in the Computer Age?  Personal banking?  Something  that actually has to do with helping them learn skills they'll need later on in life, rather than this  asinine claptrap.

Michael Casserly, executive director of the Council of the Great City Schools, an advocacy group for big city school districts, said Philadelphia appeared to be in the forefront with such a requirement.

"Courses on the subjects are offered as electives in other cities," he said.

As they bloody well should be.  It is not necessary  to possess a knowledge of the history of a country halfway around the world in order to function as a contributing member of American society.  If it were, how the Hell™ did we get by for lo these last 230 years or so, hmmmmmmm???

(*crickets chirping*)

Yeah, I thought  so...

Some parents opposed requiring the course, including Miriam Foltz, president of the Home and School Association at Baldi Middle School.

"There are other races in this city," said Foltz, who is white. "There are other cultures that will be very offended by this. How can you just mandate a course like this?"

It's pretty clear to me, Miriam.  The Fookadelphia school district is on their knees to the Revvvvv'r'nnnnnnd Jack'snnnnnnnnn, the Reverend "Hymietown" Sharpton and the rest  of the NAA(L)CP - and it doesn't have the testicular fortitude to stand up to these asswipes and tell them what to go do with themselves.

While acknowledging it would be better to have courses adequately reflecting all cultures, district officials said African and African American history had been neglected too long.

"We have a whole continent that has been absent from most of our textbooks," said Paul Vallas, the district's chief executive officer.

It's called "world history", Vallas, you dumbass.  And...(double checks story)...yep - you do have it in the curriculum.

Face it - this is nothing more than your chance to bow & scrape before those angst-ridden assnuggets who hold your leash.  How's it feel to be on the plantation, moron?

F.E.T.E., as the Imperial Torturer™ might say...

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June 09, 2005

Pet-peevagery

Denizens, a heads-up to you guys:

The spammers, who heretofore had pretty much left me alone, have apparently discovered my presence on the Web.

(Side note:  If I ever - ever  - get within five feet of the fucktard responsible for alerting them to my presence...there aren't enough cops on Planet Earth to keep me from what will happen next.  Just sayin', is all.)

At any rate, I may be forced to do what Misha has had to do, and employ TypeKey as a comment verification service.  For those of you who aren't familiar with it, you register with them, and then you have sort of like a "season pass" to comment on all the blogs who similarly employ it.

Just an FYI in case the spamtards don't let up anytime soon.  Thatisall™.

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Freedom of choice:  Void where prohibited by robed asshats

And in yet another why-should-this-surprise-anyone moment out of Flori-duhhhhhh, a tin-plated jackoff dictator-in-a-robe has once again his complete lack of morals on a community that doesn't necessarily want those lack of morals imposed on them.

An excuse-for-a-federal-judge in Jacksonville has decreed that the city of St. Augustine, FL must fly nearly 50 fag flags...

...yeah, I said "fag flags".  What's the heterophobic sodomite community think they're going to fucking do  about it, hm?  Picket me in their fucking pink taffeta?

...on the city's Bridge of Lions.

The ruling from U.S. District Judge Henry Lee Adams Jr. says the rainbow banners are to be flown for six days starting today.

And if I were the city fathers, I'd tell this pissweasel what he could go do with himself and his butt-buddies in the Jacksonville bathhouse.  This is another case of a group of perverted asswipes going through the courts to get what they can't obtain through legitimate means.

"Permitting a group to fly their flag from the Bridge of Lions enables that group to say 'We exist and this is what we stand for,'" said Karen Doering, staff attorney with the National Center for Lesbian Rights. "By denying this application, these city administrators are denying my clients their constitutionally guaranteed rights to freedom of speech and equal access under the law. That violates the First and Fourteenth Amendments."

That's absolute bullshit.  The only freedom of speech anyone has in this country is the right to say what one wants without fear of government throwing that person in jail.  This ain't that, and never has been, so there's your Article I argument out the window.

And for the sodomites to claim 14th Amendment protections based on something they choose to do is asinine in the extreme.

(Yes - choose  to do.  You twisted bastards still  haven't shown me the DNA sequence that proves that you fatherfuckers are "born that way".  Deal with it.)

The judicial mandate comes in connection with a lawsuit filed by Rev. Ruth Jensen and Vicki Waldren of the St. Augustine Pride Committee

Figures.  Faux  "reverends" filing a faux  lawsuit in a court run by a tin-plated faux  dictator.  Was the outcome of this travesty ever really in doubt?

and other pro-homosexual groups, after the city rejected a request to display the banners for a week during June, which is "gay pride" month.

The government is not required by law to provide anyone with the stage to spew one's methane out their piehole.  This excuse-for-a-lawsuit should've been laughed out of court, and the whiny little ferrets (apologies to ferrets) forced to pay treble damages to the defendants.

Adams' decision was based in part on First Amendment violations and "irreparable harm and loss if they are prohibited from flying their rainbow flags during the week of the annual gay pride celebration," according to the Florida Times-Union.

Can't be much of a group if the act of not allowing their pithy, pathetic widdle wainbow fag fwags to fwy on the Bridge of Lions can damage their swishy asses to the point where they can't recover, now can it?

Jensen, a homosexual-rights activist, had been told by the city the flags could not fly on the bridge, as the structure was reserved for groups of historical significance.

"It goes to affirm for us the importance of following through and not accepting a decision that we don't believe is right," Jensen told the paper. "All too often, groups, particularly minority groups, listen to the decisions that are handed down and accept them without attempting to remedy them."

Yeah, Jenthen?  Ith that tho?  Well, I'd give real money if St. Augustine were to "remedy" this situation by taking those "fag fwags" and stuffing them up your favorite dick receptacles - namely, your putrid anus.

Ropes, lampposts, bench dictators, militant heterophobic fucknozzles:  Some assembly required.

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June 08, 2005

Dr. YEARRRRGH:  Open/Insert, Part Tres

The more Dr. YEEARRRRRRGH!!!!! opens his piehole and spews his verbal flatulence, the more I am convinced beyond the shadow of any doubt:  Howard Dean is the best thing to ever happen...to the Republican Party. (snicker)

His latest potshot is a racist, religiophobe diatribe against...you guessed it...the white Christians of the Republican Party.

Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean on Wednesday defended his recent harsh criticism of Republicans, including his observation that they are "pretty much a white, Christian party."

Gee, the conservative atheists, Buddhists, Shintoists, etc, will be awfully damned surprised to hear that.  So, I imagine, will the folks of color and all the hyphenated-Americans there, too.

In fact, I'm rather surprised that this blithering idiot didn't go whole hog and call us a "white, Christian male  party", y'know?

Dean noted that he, too, is a white Christian.

Well, one out of two isn't bad.

But he said the GOP is too narrow in its scope and the Democratic Party is far more diverse.

Mm-hm.  That's apparently why we send up more minority nominees and have more minorities in Republican cabinets then the Jackasses ever thought  about having in theirs...

While even prominent Democrats in recent days have distanced themselves from some of his comments, the outspoken Dean, appearing on NBC"s "Today" show, said criticism of him is meant by Republicans to divert attention from the country's problems and make him the issue instead.

Oh, and here we were, thinking that your screaming screeds were your own pathetic attempt to distract us  from the fact that all that comprises your agenda is nothing but hatred of us.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Dean told a forum of journalists and minority leaders Monday that Republicans are "not very friendly to different kinds of people, they are a pretty monolithic party ... it's pretty much a white, Christian party."

Challenged on that during the NBC interview, Dean said "unfortunately, by and large it is. And they have the agenda of the conservative Christians."

Gee, Screaming Flea, you say that like it's a Bad Thing™.  Is it our  fault that our agenda keeps whipping your skanky Donk asses at the polls? (chuckle)

"This is a diversion from the issues that really matter: Social Security

We have a plan to save it.  You don't.  NEXT!!!

and adequate job opportunity

The economy is as strong as it's been in a while, and unemployment remains low.  NEXT!!!

strong public schools

...which could be made a helluva lot stronger if we took the teachers' unions out of y'all's back pocket and kicked their whiny asses down the road.  NEXT!!!

a strong defense," Dean said.

Heh...hehheh...mhehhehheh...haha...BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...~! (snort)

NEXT!!!

Dean also recently raised eyebrows when he told a group of progressives that Republicans "never made an honest living in their lives," a comment he was forced to explain a day later.

Yeah, from behind a podium and a bevy of bodyguards.  Not like he has the balls to say that to us right-thinking working stiffs in Flyover Country™, is it?

The one-time presidential candidate also said that House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas, who has not been accused of any crime, ought to go back to Houston where he can serve his jail sentence.

And if I had been Tom DeLay, Dr. YEARRRRRRGH!!! would've been served with a slander suit the very next day.

But that's just me.

Democratic New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson said Tuesday that Dean is doing a good job, but is not the party's spokesman.

Last weekend, Sen. Joe Biden, D-Del., and 2004 vice presidential candidate John Edwards criticized Dean for his recent remarks, saying he doesn't speak for them.

Then would you morons mind telling us WHY THE HELL™ YOU PISSPOTS INSTALLED HIM AS DNC CHAIR, THEN???  DO YOU REALLY HAVE THAT MUCH OF A DEATH WISH?!?!

House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi, talking with reporters Wednesday, said she did not agree with the statement Dean made about the Republican Party.

"The role of the chair of the Democratic National Committee is one that is different than the role of the Democratic leader of the House or in the Senate," the California congresswoman said, "and sometimes the exhuberance of that position results in statements that neither of us would make."

"I don't think that the statement the governor (Dean) made was a helpful statement," she said. But Pelosi said she thought that Dean was "doing a good job."

Nancy, honey, face the facts:  Were it Reagan circa 1984  in the White House now, instead of W, every single one of you would be committing hara-kiri  up there in Washington.  You dolts couldn't suicide fast enough if you had to run against Ronaldus Magnus. (snicker)

"Listen. Any one of us at any given time will make a statement that we may, in retrospect, say maybe that was a little over-enthusiastic," she said. "And I can put that statement in that category for Governor Dean."

Since you make them like that every day, Nan, honey, I guess you would know, wouldn't you?

Biden, asked about Dean Wednesday during an interview on the Don Imus radio show, also said the chairman is doing a good job.

"A lot of things he does say, I agree with," Biden said. But he also said that Dean "has views that are slightly different than mine .. .But look, he's a lightning rod. ... It's probably good that there's a guy out there that's a lightning rod ... ."

Uh, 'scuse me for asking, Joey - but weren't you guys saying that about...oh, what was his name...McAuliffe?  And what exactly did he get you, again?

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June 07, 2005

The text-editor wars are over

And the winner is...UltraEdit.

Found a registered copy in a location which shall remain unnamed (*coughworkcough*).  And, as a techie, by definition my job requires me to...uh...evaluate  the software my customers might utilize.

Yeah, that's it.  That's the ticket.

S'long, Semware.  $99 is a weeeeeeeee bit too much to pay for a glorified DOS text editor.

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John F'n Qerry:  Class conehead

For the last five years or so, all we've heard from the Demoscum is about how President Bush is supposedly a moron.  And all last year, all we heard about John-boy F'n Qetchup-ass was how intelligent  he was, didn't we?

So just imagine the chagrin of the Jackasses when this report was made public:

Newly released Navy records of Sen. John Kerry show the 2004 Democratic presidential candidate, who was portrayed as the intellectual superior of President Bush, actually received a lower academic average than his rival while studying at Yale, including five Ds.

The transcript of grades, which Kerry has always declined to release, was part of a set of Naval records requested and finally received by the Boston Globe. Last month, Kerry gave the Navy permission to release the records to the paper, something he refused to do during last fall's campaign.

And now we know why, don't we?  Imagine what that Navy report's gonna look like. (snicker)

Bush received a cumulative score of 77 for his first three years at Yale and a roughly similar average under a non-numerical rating system during his senior year. Kerry, who graduated two years before Bush, received a cumulative score of 76 for his four years. Those grades include four Ds in his freshman year and one in his sophomore year.

Bush received one D in his four years at Yale, scoring a 69 in astronomy. The president has described himself as a C student in college.

Well, Botox Boy, there's one  area in which you beat W. (cackle)

According to the Globe, the military and medical records released appear identical to what Kerry has already released, but this marks the first time Kerry's grades have been publicly reported.

The transcript shows that Kerry's freshman-year average was 71, or a low C. He scored a 61 in geology, a 63 and 68 in two history classes, and a 69 in political science. His top score was a 79, in another political science course. Another of his strongest efforts, a 77, came in French class. His highest single grade was an 89, for a political science class in his senior year.

Under Yale's grading system in effect at the time, grades between 90 and 100 equaled an A, 80-89 a B, 70-79 a C, 60 to 69 a D, and anything below that was a failing grade.

A 63 and a 68 in history???   This is the same guy who deigned to tell us back in the seventies how US troops acted in a way "reminiscent of Jenjis Khan (a little Qerry phoneticism, there)???   Does anyone wonder now how it was he mispronounced Genghis???   He couldn't even pronounce it right - how could the bozo know what Khan did, much less been able to compare it to what our troops supposedly did?

ROFLMAO!!!!!

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June 06, 2005

Text-editor wars

Okay, Denizens, so this may be minutiae to you guyz, but what the hell - it's my blog, right? (grin)

Some background:  From about the second month of the blog's existence forward, I've been using the Semware Editor v4.2 as my offline post composer (it's available at www.semware.com if anyone's interested).  It's customizable to a fault, and I'd tweaked it to the point where I could format what I wrote to stand on its head if I wanted.

Problem is, the registered version of this particular app costs a whopping $100 - and, as most of you know, I'm not independently wealthy. (grin)  And the "test-drive" version is crippleware - after 60 days, poof - so, I'd have to uninstall/reinstall (all together now) ALL...OVER...AGAIN.  I thought I'd fixed that little problem a couple months ago with Windoze's backup utility, but it blew up in my face this weekend.

Now, uninstallation/reinstallation isn't all that much of a problem - except I always have to manually re-do the color scheme each time I reinstall.  Gets old after awhile.

Hence, this post is being composed with UltraEdit 32 - a nifty, even-more-customizable jobber from the nice folks at IDM.  Looks like it's more powerful - and  it's cheaper, to boot.

I could get used to this...

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Excess inspiration

Still having problems with my text editor, so this comes courtesy of my brother..

Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different place: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida, and Cuba.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.

"We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!"

A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.

"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Florida.

"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!"

Inspired, the gal from Florida opened the car door and pushed the Cuban out.

Mhehhehheh... :-D

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June 05, 2005

Grandpa explains the birds & bees...

Having trouble with my offline text editor right now, so this is courtesy of Ms. Heather:

This young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex.

He asked how often you should have it.

His grandfather told him,

"when you first get married, you want it all the time...and maybe you'll do it several times a day.

Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so.

Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.

When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year like maybe on your anniversary..

The young fellow then asked his grandfather,

"Well how about you and Grandma now?"

His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."

"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.

"Well," Grandpa said,

"She goes to bed in her bedroom and I go to bed in my bedroom.

She yells, 'Screw You',

and I holler back, 'Screw You too!'"

Mheh. :-)

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June 04, 2005

(Old) Comments, we get (old) comments...!

Ah, yes, sportz fanz - time for yet another libtard to have his 15 minutes having the SpatulaBoot applied forcefully to his ugly ass!!!

(Insert canned cheers here.)

Today's contestant is...some British pissweasel named Daniel!!!  (More canned cheers.)

Daniel made quite the first impression, as you're about to see.  He thought he'd get in on this old rag of a thread and make a name for himself by, as the colloquialism goes, "taking ol' Spatula to school".  Apparently, it never dawned on him that once a thread becomes old enough, Movable Type's anti-spam safeguards kick in, thus holding his comment in abeyance until I could look at it.

Fact is, Danny-boy, I could have just let your snide little screed sit there, where no one would have ever seen it, thus putting you in the position of having wasted the hour or two it took you to concoct the best way to show your ass to the entire Blogosphere.

Unhappily for you - and fortunately for the Denizens - I'm a little bit more sadistic than that. (grin)  As Kamir Khan cried when hunting Bond in "Octopussy" - LET THE SPORT...COMMENCE!!!

(Now I'm assuming you mean "corporeal punishment", not "coporeal punishment".

Well, we all know what happens when you assume,  don't we, Danny?  You make an ass out of either you or me - and since it ain't me...

I could be wrong, however,

Oh, in this instance, little wanker, you're quite right - I did  leave out an "r" in "corporeal".  Bite me.  Perfect, I ain't.

But I'm ever-so-sure you exercise the right to be wrong several times a day, moron.  In fact, I'm willing to bet you fuck up at least once in this very comment of yours.

(Denizens, do you get the feeling I've already found the fuck-up? (snicker))

but at school I never seemed to learn what the word "coporeal" meant: must be those damn democrats again, not teaching our kids the meaning of non-existant words.)

Sounds to me, Danny-boy, that the only thing you learned in school was how to look in the mirror and play with yourself.  (The guess from here, of course, being that you had  to look in the mirror just to find it.)  A useful skill, to be sure, seeing as an arse like yourself probably always got stuck with a Bertha Butt-type at the school dances.  Eh, ol' chap?

It is true we need more corporeal punishment in schools, far too much punishment nowadays seems to be of the non-corporeal form. Non-corporeal punishment is far too wishy-washy and innefective: if children are punished non-corporeally they might start to do other things non-corporeally like washing up and hair-drying and who knows where we'd be then, when all our children start doing things 'in spirit only'. I'm sure they'll make good Democrats: All those non-corporeal things like "intensions", but no bodily action to back it all up.

Okay, Denizens, let's have a contest (and I'm serious about this):  I'll send a Spatula City t-shirt to the first person (other than Danny-boy) who can accurately tell me JUST WHAT THE EVER-LOVIN' HELL™  THIS MORON JUST SAID!!!!!

Sorry, but a post on education by a Republican on "coporeal punishment" was just way too good to pass up.

I'm sure you got yourself a little stiffy - again, emphasis on the word "little" - from trying to show me up.  It's a damned shame you failed so miserably.

Your-with-tongue-in-cheek,

Uh...my "-with-tongue-in-cheek"???  I wasn't aware I owned  a "-with-tongue-in-cheek".  Pray tell, Danny-boy...what's a "-with-tongue-in-cheek"???

Or did you just get caught with your trousers down around the ankles, screwing the pooch, 'cause you left out a letter, just like you thought you were going to nail His Rudeness to the wall for doing...eh what, you moronic fuckstick?

A LibDem student who grew up just fine without corporal punishment.

Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that.  Looks to me  as if your lack of having your arse whipped on a regular basis helped you grow up to be a right fine shit-for-brains...

Asshat...

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June 03, 2005

Wachovia, aka "First National Bank of Invertebrates"

"In the year 2036, the New United Nations declared that no Earth Citizen could be made to answer for the crimes of their race or forebearers..."

-Data, to Q, "Encounter at Farpoint, Part I", Star Trek:  The Next Generation,  1988


Let's get one thing straight, okay?  I am not responsible for the actions of my father, Bill Crager, nor his father, Grady Rook Crager.  And I am not responsible for the actions of his  father, Archie Crager, nor for his  father.

So it follows that I'm sure as Hell™ not responsible for anything my ancestors circa 1865  did, right?

So would someone please tell me why Wachovia Bank has now apologized for the findings of a 111-page report that they just wasted untold tens of thousands of their customer's dollars preparing?

Wachovia Corporation has apologized for its ties to slavery after disclosing that two of its historical predecessors owned slaves and accepted them as payment.

Charlotte, N.C.-based Wachovia (down $0.27 to $51.08, Research) issued a 111-page report to comply with a Chicago ordinance that requires companies that do business with the city to disclose whether they profited from slavery, which ended in the United States in 1865.

Y'know, if I had been the president of Wachovia, I believe I would've told the aldermen of Chicago to go take a flying leap into Lake Michigan.  The excuse-for-a-city of Shit-cago has waaaaaaaay too many problems on its hands - crime, potholes, government corruption and the Green Bay Packers amongst them - to be wringing its collective hands in angst over whether a company that wasn't even in business in its present incarnation 140 years ago  ever profited from the institution of slavery.

"On behalf of Wachovia Corporation, I apologize to all Americans, and especially to African-Americans and people of African descent," said Ken Thompson, Wachovia chairman and chief executive officer, in the statement released late Wednesday. "We are deeply saddened by these findings."

Mr. Thompson, were I a customer of your linguini-spined corporation, my steel-toed boot would be insisting upon an audience with your "deeply saddened" ass and demanding to know why my money was being pissed down the drain on this 111-page pile of birdcage liner.

Did it ever occur to any of your high-falutin' muckety-mucks that maybe - just maybe  - Shit-cago didn't have the balls to enforce this pithy little "ordinance"?  And that if it had, it would have been the laughingstock of the country?  Or do you folks regularly bend over and grab your ankles for every whiny little group of morons who come and complain about minutiae?

Historians at the History Factory, a research firm specializing in corporate archival work, found that the Georgia Railroad and Banking Company and the Bank of Charleston -- institutions that ultimately became part of Wachovia through acquisitions -- owned slaves, Wachovia said in the statement.

Records revealed that the Georgia Railroad and Banking Company owned at least 162 slaves, Wachovia said, and that the Bank of Charleston accepted at least 529 slaves as collateral on mortgaged properties or loans. The Bank of Charleston also acquired an undetermined number of people when customers defaulted on their loans.

(yawn) Can anyone tell me why this is news?  Did we run out of fires, earthquakes or drive-by clown-seltzer-sprayings to cover or something?

"We know that we cannot change the past, and we can't make up for the wrongs of slavery," said Thompson.

Then why the Hell™ are you bleating about it, you damnfool?????

"But we can learn from our past, and begin a stronger dialogue about slavery and the experience of African-Americans in our country." "We want to promote a better understanding of the African-American experience, including the unique struggles, triumphs and contributions of African-Americans, and their important role in America's past and present," he added.

Oh, great.  Another "oh-pweeeze-don't-boycott-meeeeeee" doofus who wants to grovel at the feet of the Rrrrrrrev'rnnnnnnd Jack's'nnnnnnnnnnnn.

And is it just me, or does anyone else get the impression that those idiots who are still doing business with them after this, are going to have the honor  of paying for this "dialogue" and this "better understanding"?

The announcement comes as a handful of cities nationwide propose initiatives requiring banks and other large companies to investigate and disclose ties to slavery.

Along with Chicago, Richmond, Va., Philadelphia and Los Angeles also require companies that do business within city limits to disclose financial ties with slavery. City council members in Berkeley, Calif., proposed an ordinance this week that would nullify city contracts with companies that do not acknowledge past practices that aided slavery.

There's your list, Denizens.  Four cities with whom you should cut as many ties as you can.  Four cities that can kiss my lily-white cracker ass, AFAIC.

Lawsuits have also been filed over the past few years by descendents of slaves, who seek billions of dollars in reparations from companies for their ties to slavery. These companies include R.J. Reynolds (up $0.29 to $82.90, Research) and Aetna (down $0.12 to $78.73, Research).

Yeah, but have you heard of any of them succeeding???   That is, when the company sued didn't come right back with a countersuit for harassment? (Yeah, I know, I know - "dream on, Spats", ayup... )

Fellow banking giant J.P. Morgan (down $0.39 to $35.37, Research) released a similar disclosure in January, also in order to comply with Chicago's slavery ordinance, bank spokesman Tom Kelly told CNN/Money.

After revealing that a predecessor institution in Louisiana used slaves as collateral, JP Morgan apologized for its ties to slavery, and established a $5 million college scholarship program for African-American students from Louisiana.

Yet another limp-dicked company bequeathing yet another "entitlement" on yet another group of people who did yet another goose-egg to earn it.

And we watch in amazement and wonder why people bitch and moan when they're not handed what they want on a silver platter.

The Chicago ordinance, which went into effect January 2003, was designed, "to promote full and accurate disclosure to the public about any slavery policies sold by any companies, or profits from slavery by other industries (or their predecessors) who are doing business with the city."

Oh, that is such  bullshit.  This half-assed excuse-for-a-city ordinance was specifically designed for one thing and one thing only:  Make all white men everywhere, for generations past and generations to come, feel guilty for something over which they had/have no fucking control.

Pull that  pile of putrid nonsense with someone else - it doesn't fly in this  Realm™.

There is no penalty for companies that disclose they had ties to slavery, but as with any disclosure, companies that make false statements can have their contract with the city voided.

How about companies that tell these pisspot aldermen to go pound sand?  I'd pay whatever real money I had to see just one company tell Shit-cago to stick it right back up its ass.

Wachovia has made the full research report available on its Web site, and said it plans to partner with community organizations to further awareness of African-American history.

Not this  community, ya fuckheads.  Here's one  citizen that'll stand up to you and say that you have your collective head up your collective ass.

Fucknozzles...

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Damned by Turner's praise

Okay, so I'm reading in NewsMax about the former Mr. Jane Fonda (some of you might know him better as Ted Turner) addressing a conference of CNN folk while they commemorate 25 years of bullshitting the public.

And there was ol' Teddy-boy, being a blowhard as usual, trying to take credit for putting an end to the Cold War or somesuch.  He conveniently forgets that the Soviets already gave Ronaldus Magnus for that particular feat,  but we'll overlook that for now.

What fascinated me about this piece were two things that spewed forth from the mouths of (mental) babes, as it were:

When he launched CNN in 1980, Turner said he set out to create "the most respected name in television news," what he called "the New York Times of the airway." He bragged: "And we did it."

Y'know what?  For once in his miserable life, Ted Turner is spot-on, bang-on-the-money right.  CNN is, if nothing else, the New York Times  of the airways.

And that should tell you all you need to know about that.

The other thing I found intriguing was where he got the idea for CNN International:

Turner revealed that he got the idea for CNN International – which he launched in 1985 – from, of all people, that champion of free press, Fidel Castro.

"He said, 'Ted, the whole world needs CNN. I use it all the time and it’s very important to me.' So I said, 'Well, if Castro needs it, certainly the capitalists around the world could use it, and perhaps some other communists too.'"

So an avowed enemy of the United States uses CNN all the time, and it's very important to him?  Anyone wonder why that is?  Hello?  Bueller?

If I were the US government, I'd keep a verrrrrrrrrrrrrry  close eye on CNN henceforth.  And if I were CNN, already hurting for ratings, I'd be awfully damned careful about who endorses me, knowwhutImeanVerne™???

Just sayin', is all.

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#&*@)@!!!!!*^#$#(@%$__^*@!!!!!!!!!...

I had a great post on George McGovern, who's proven himself to be just as much of a treasonous fuckhead as Mark Felt was 30-some-odd years ago.  Was going to spring it on you guys this afternoon, after a hellacious morning post.

That was all before my text editor crapped out on me.

*&#)*@)%^(#((@*$((@%)(#^@))(@@!!!!!!!!...

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June 02, 2005

Y'wanna run that by me again...?

Okay, so lemme see if I've got this straight:

Two of Assholes International's top brass, "Slick Willie" Schultz and Joe W. "Arm" "Chip" Pitts III, both gave the maximum $2,000 to Botox Boy's campaign last year. (Shits Schultz also has tossed a K-note King Chappaquiddick's way.)

And they've called President Bush, Don Rumsfeld and the rest of the Administration "architects of torture" and suggested that "other countries could file war-crime charges against the top officials and arrest them".

(Note to Schultzie:  I'd just loooooove to see you try it, chickenshit.)

Yet, according to their pathetic excuse-for-a-site, they're:

"independent of any government, political ideology, economic interest or religion. It does not support or oppose any government."

Ooooooooooooooooo...kayfine.

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Memo to whoever's using my search engine...

"Forsake" has only one  "e". (grin)

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Pied Piper

Hat tip to my brother, who got this from one of his co-workers:

The Bronze Rat

A tourist walked into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking he decided he must have it. He took it to the counter.

"How much for the bronze rat?"

"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the story," the owner said.

The tourist gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat. You can keep the story."

As he walked down the street carrying the rat, he soon noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and began following him.

This was disconcerting, so he began walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

He began to trot toward the Bay, but looking back he saw that the rats now numbered in the millions, were squealing ever louder, and coming toward him faster and faster. Now scared, he broke into a run, then a full Olympic sprint to the edge of the Bay where he threw the bronze rat as far out as he could muster.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and they all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop.

"Aha!" said the owner. "You have come back for the story."

"No," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."

Mhehhehheh...

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June 01, 2005

I love dilemmas like this, don't you?  :-)

I'm not sure which emotion to display over this one:  Righteous indignation, sheer envy or abject lust. (grin)

Later this month, there's going to be a GOP fund-raiser.  Here's a pic of one of the attendees:

For the Uninitiated™, this is Mary Carey (real name:  Mary Cook).  Mary Carey is an absolute hottie...a porn star...and a registered Republican.

(See, that's another  advantage we have over the Donks.  Our  babes are better lookin'. (chuckle))

As WorldNetDaily reported, the buxom Carey, 24, ran for California governor against Arnold Schwarzenegger on a platform that included taxing breast enhancements, making lap dances tax deductible, recruiting porn stars as "ambassadors of good will" and putting Web cams up in every room of the governor's mansion.

If they make lap dances tax deductible, I'm moving to California.

"I'm hoping to run as lieutenant governor of California next year," Carey said. "Since Arnold [Schwarzenegger] is a Republican, I thought this dinner would be a great networking opportunity for me."

Hey, who knows?  She's gotta be better than that MEchA pinhead Bustamante, y'know?

Added Carey: "I'm especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove. Smart men like him are so sexy.

Uh, Mary?  148 IQ here, sweetness!!!

I know that he's against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn't so bad!"

Oh, Mary, I dunno...I might prefer a little menage-a-trois  action myself...

Since the news first broke about Carey's attendance, columnists have written about Carey's plans to dine with Bush, saying it defies the president's "family values" persona.

Columnist Joshua Frank, writing on dissidentvoice.org, hammered Bush and the GOP for pushing family values while taking money from pornographers.

Wrote Frank: "Oh my. This Bush administration is something else. On one hand they are all about 'family values' and Jesus. On the other they are all about raising mad loot so they can maintain control of Washington. It's not their conservative principles that really matter; it's all about the cashola and the power it buys. And Bush's new dining partners have very deep pockets."

Yeah, well, Joshi, baby - can we help it that our "deep pockets" are a helluva lot better-looking than George Soros? (chortle)

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