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June 01, 2005

I love dilemmas like this, don't you?  :-)

I'm not sure which emotion to display over this one:  Righteous indignation, sheer envy or abject lust. (grin)

Later this month, there's going to be a GOP fund-raiser.  Here's a pic of one of the attendees:

For the Uninitiated™, this is Mary Carey (real name:  Mary Cook).  Mary Carey is an absolute hottie...a porn star...and a registered Republican.

(See, that's another  advantage we have over the Donks.  Our  babes are better lookin'. (chuckle))

As WorldNetDaily reported, the buxom Carey, 24, ran for California governor against Arnold Schwarzenegger on a platform that included taxing breast enhancements, making lap dances tax deductible, recruiting porn stars as "ambassadors of good will" and putting Web cams up in every room of the governor's mansion.

If they make lap dances tax deductible, I'm moving to California.

"I'm hoping to run as lieutenant governor of California next year," Carey said. "Since Arnold [Schwarzenegger] is a Republican, I thought this dinner would be a great networking opportunity for me."

Hey, who knows?  She's gotta be better than that MEchA pinhead Bustamante, y'know?

Added Carey: "I'm especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove. Smart men like him are so sexy.

Uh, Mary?  148 IQ here, sweetness!!!

I know that he's against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn't so bad!"

Oh, Mary, I dunno...I might prefer a little menage-a-trois  action myself...

Since the news first broke about Carey's attendance, columnists have written about Carey's plans to dine with Bush, saying it defies the president's "family values" persona.

Columnist Joshua Frank, writing on dissidentvoice.org, hammered Bush and the GOP for pushing family values while taking money from pornographers.

Wrote Frank: "Oh my. This Bush administration is something else. On one hand they are all about 'family values' and Jesus. On the other they are all about raising mad loot so they can maintain control of Washington. It's not their conservative principles that really matter; it's all about the cashola and the power it buys. And Bush's new dining partners have very deep pockets."

Yeah, well, Joshi, baby - can we help it that our "deep pockets" are a helluva lot better-looking than George Soros? (chortle)

Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at June 1, 2005 05:29 PM

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Steve pontificates:

Yeah, well, Joshi, baby - can we help it that our "deep pockets" are a helluva lot better-looking than George Soros? (chortle)

David replies:

Not only are our "deep pockets" better looking, they are obviously smarter, after all, this young ladyt had the intelligence to become a Republican. Now if we could only convince her to take the next step, and become alibertarian! :)

Posted by: David Hartung at June 1, 2005 09:44 PM

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