I am not making this up: Krispy Kreme wedding cake.

While we're on the subject, here's a post on movie-themed birthday cakes. Be sure and check out my contribution in comments.

[No, Shitcliffe - I don't think so. (snicker)  -LSI]

THE RIGHT-THINKERS ASSAULT ON MY FAMILY OF SITZPINKLERS

I've noticed more and more lately, that if you accuse my mommy or daddy of being my parents they become quite angry, as though you've just told them to go straight to hell. They begin to twitch and spasm, their faces turn several shades of red, and on more than one occasion I've wondered if their fury would turn to violence and they'd throw me back in the basement with Gramma again.

Intolerance by my parents toward me hasn't received attention by the Left-Winged asshat media or the blogosphere, but it's there and it has been growing. Take for example the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler that laughs at me and calls me "asshole" at every opportunity.

Gee, you're a poster child for tolerance Spatula, except when it comes to people who don't have an ounce of gray matter between their ears. For that eggregious offence [ED. NOTE: (sp)] there can be no tolerance obviously. Spatula then goes on to display just how rooted his intolerance of pricks like me really is.

That's right, anyone who has my IQ is a damnfool just like me. I am so crazed and intolerant that I cannot even accept the fact that I bathe in my granny's colostomy bag. But that's not surprising since this is typical of the kind of bullshit you expect from a shithead like me.

This intolerance isn't limited to the Blogosphere either. No one likes me in my Romper Room class, either. I guess it's 'cause I dump all my dandruff on my desk. Or maybe it's because I'm a sitzpinkler like my daddy before me.

You see, in the world of the Sitzpinkler, there is simply no room for anyone who is man enough to stand up to pee. We all have to be effeminate little wussies like me and my daddy.

It's clear that I'll never be much of a man, seeing as I'm a little nancy boy that can't stand up to pee-pee, but I for one will not be cowed into standing up to piss by their hatred of candy-asses like me, or their bullying.

Who is this Um Yeah guy?

I'm beginning to wonder if this is a bot. I've seen this same message in comments to other posts on this site.

Dave, "Um Yeah" is the moniker of one Mike Sutcliffe of New York City.  He's a 20-year-old asshole who thinks he's a big-time hot shit.

He goes to CCNY and pretends to learn something useful, and he works in a sandwich shop spreading Cthulu-knows-what on the hoagies.

Every time he posts here, I have this little textfile in stock that I plug in over his verbal flatulence.  It pisses him off - which means that I'm doing my job. (grin)