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July 06, 2005
How hot is it...?
We'll start out the morning with a laugh from Denizen Robert Mullane:
You Know It's Hot Outside When...
** you ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the air conditioning as much as possible
** you've been getting hot flashes, and you're a man
** the swans in the park come in "original recipe" and "extra tasty crispy"
** the strawberries are ripe, and the cab drivers are even riper
** your pool water starts to boil in the sun
** the hot-dogs sold outside Yankee Stadium are actually hot
** pigs complain about sweating like fat humans
** a scalding hot shower still cools you down
** people walking down the sidewalk spontaneously burst into flames
** a $20 surcharge is added to your bill when you eat at air-conditioned restaurants
** the politicians take their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves
** you need a spatula to remove your clothing (Ed. note: Did someone say "spatula"?)
** you wish you had gotten the cloth seats instead of leather
** you are sweating in both directions -- up and down!
** your brother's braces make blisters on his lips
** you are sitting inside reading these jokes
Mheh. 
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at July 6, 2005 07:05 AM
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I think that during the summer months, Dallas is only a block from the sun.
Posted by: ZiPpo at July 6, 2005 08:35 AM