Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. is blaming Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, along with President Bush, for causing Hurricane Katrina.

"As Hurricane Katrina dismantles Mississippi’s Gulf Coast, it’s worth recalling the central role that Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour played in derailing the Kyoto Protocol and kiboshing President Bush’s iron-clad campaign promise to regulate CO2," Kennedy blogged Tuesday on HuffingtonPost.com.

In the first place, Junior, the Kyoto protocol was based on massive amounts of fraud.

Secondly, the Kyoto protocol would have mandated that the United States, in essence, be restricted to Third World industrial levels.  And it wouldn't just affect businesses, either - I couldn't even have a charcoal-burning barbecue in my backyard, else I'd theoretically be committing a technical violation of Kyoto.  I realize you Boston bastards tend to go for sushi sautées, but down here we like our BBQs.

(For the moment, Junior, we'll put aside the fact that, were we to ratify Kyoto, you and your fellow Socialist suckweasels on that side of the aisle would be violating it every time you opened your skanky pieholes - IOW, every time there was a camera or microphone nearby.  OTOH, the resulting forced Donk tongue-ectomies might just be a reason to ratify it right there, so what do I know?

We'll also pretend, for the moment, that this keyboard methane of yours didn't originate from the looney bin known as Arianna Huffington's blog.  Whassa matter, Boy Bobby - could you not get anyone credible  to publish your bullshit?)

Finally, it's not just the United States that rejected Kyoto - Russia, led by known Communist Vladimir Putin, rejected this birdcage liner in October 2003.  Are you telling us, Junior, that you'd happily bite the hand that holds your leash?

The influential Democrat's enviro-conspiracy theory had the sinister Gov. Barbour engineering Bush's energy policy on behalf of "the president’s major donors from the fossil fuel industry."

Kennedy charges that in March 2001, the former Republican National Committee chairman issued "an urgent memo to the White House" on CO2 emissions.

With that, the president dropped his pro-environment campaign promise like a hot potato.

Yeah, and I can pretty much tell you what that memo said:  "If you care the slightest whit about not following your father into 'one-and-done', don't you dare  turn us into an industrial Third World."  Smart guy, that Haley Barbour.

Because of Bush and Barbour's CO2 folly, said Kennedy: "Now we are all learning what it’s like to reap the whirlwind of fossil fuel dependence which Barbour and his cronies have encouraged."

If you have something better that's economically feasible, Junior, now's the time.  Besides, your masters in Communist China are starting to engage in a little of that dependence, too.  Surely you're not going to criticize your honeyboys over there,  are you?

RFK, Jr. even suggested that Katrina's last minute detour through Mississippi was a bit of Divine payback, declaring:

"Perhaps it was Barbour’s memo that caused Katrina, at the last moment, to spare New Orleans and save its worst flailings for the Mississippi coast."

Okay, in the first place, remember when the Demoscum ripped into Pat Robertson for suggesting that 9/11 was a result of God lifting His protection from us?  Blasted him unmercifully, if memory serves.  And now they're going to say that He's taking revenge on Mississippi for Haley Barbour?

Hypocrisy much, Donk fuckheads?

Secondly...have a look at this (hat tip:  Dallas Morning News):

That's the city of New Orleans, currently estimated to be 80% under water.

Lemme say that again:  Eighty.  Percent.  Under.  Water.

Especially note that shot of the Superdome there in the forefront.  Right there where that six-foot-plus-wide gaping hole is, courtesy of Katrina.  Last I checked, the Superdome wasn't really designed to resemble Texas Stadium.

Doesn't look or sound like New Orleans was "spared" to me.  Am I missing something here?  Hello?  Anyone?  Bueller?

Junior, if you're going to emulate an uncle of yours, Teddy is decidedly not  the one you want to do.  You might consider a heaping helping of STFU for the time being.

And definitely  stay away from Mississippi or N'awlins for a few months.  I've a feeling they're not too fond of you in either place right now.

Stupid asshelmet...