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August 17, 2005

Love this comeback

Guys, your tidbit today comes from fellow Denizen Robert Mullane, who received this from an acquaintance of his.

Read and nod your head knowingly.  That's an order. (grin)

Love This Comeback

One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight, for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also.

But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burqa.

He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will."

The woman in the burqa then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forward, putting his arm around my son's shoulders, and nodding towards my son, said in a calm and gentle voice to the Iraqi woman:

"Lady, hundreds of thousands of men and women like this young man have fought and died so that YOU could stand here, in MY country and accuse a check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is my belief that had you been this outspoken in YOUR own country, we wouldn't need to be there today. But, hey, if you have now learned how to speak out so loudly and clearly, I'll gladly buy you a ticket and pay your way back to Iraq so you can straighten out the mess in YOUR country that you are obviously here in MY country to avoid."

Everyone within hearing distance cheered!

As well they should have.

Memo to "Shitcan" Sheehan:  You wanna talk to someone, don't talk to Bush - talk to all the Iraqis in this country like the woman in the burqa above.  Tell 'em to go home and fix their own problems.

Or just STFU and go home yourself.  It's not like you're welcome here in Texas, after all, bitch.

Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at August 17, 2005 07:04 AM

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Excellent post, Spats. I'm linking this., as it's totally on the mark with regard to everything that's going on.

RWR

Posted by: RightWingRocker at August 17, 2005 12:51 PM

Thanky kindly, sir.  Much appreciated.

Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at August 17, 2005 04:07 PM

Very good!

Posted by: David Hartung at August 17, 2005 05:31 PM

you really are a right wing dumb fuck aint you.
america is the reason they have problems...you bomb countless countries to bits, overthrow governments, participate in state sponsored terrorism / murder, and generally fuck up other peoples countries by ramming "democracy" and "freedom" down peoples throats with the barrel of a gun, that people have no choice to leave and move to western countries.. shame for them they end up in your shithole of a country.

guess only redneck morons like yourself are welcome in texas eh...

Posted by: dj at August 24, 2005 01:43 AM

guess only redneck morons like yourself are welcome in texas eh...

Actually, tosser, you'd be welcome here.  Right on my doorstep, in fact, so you could spew your bullshit to my face.

You'd get your arse handed to you on a platter, of course, but that's beside the point. (snicker)

Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at August 24, 2005 06:55 AM