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August 03, 2005
Redneck tech-wizardry
Busy day today, Denizens, so Lady Heather del Jeep Wrangler steps in to serve up today's offering...
Ways to tell if a redneck's been working on your computer...
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
And, The Number One Way To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer...
The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
Mheh. 
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at August 3, 2005 08:17 PM
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