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September 20, 2005
NYPD 1, Crawford Ditch Bitches 0
(Hat tip Lucianne.)
The Department of It's About Time!!! has submitted for our review this piece about a police department that has zero problem actually doing its duty.
In this case, serving the people - by shutting "Shitcan" Shee-hag the hell up. (snicker)
First, we'll start with the title of the piece:
NYPD Unplugs Cindy Sheehan
City’s Finest pulls move even Bush wouldn’t have tried
That's right - and that's one of the reasons why Bush's poll ratings are in the toilet Right About Now™. The guess from here is that, were he to forcefully accost the Crawford Ditch Bitch™, and tell her to STFU, his numbers would jump a minimum 25 points.
Cindy Sheehan may be the Rosa Parks of the anti-war movement. But that didn't stop members of the New York Police Department from marching into the crowd of about 150 people gathered in Union Square Monday to hear her speak and yanking away the microphone.The NYPD pulled the plug just as Sheehan was calling on the audience not to lose heart in the fight to end the war in Iraq.
She was probably grating on their ears, too. The only difference is that they're a lot less tolerant of bullshit than we are down here. 
"We get up every morning, and every morning we see this enormous mountain in front of us," said Sheehan, speaking on behalf of the other parents and family members of fallen soldiers who have taken up the crusade to bring the troops home."We can't go through it, we can't go under it, so we have to go over it," she continued, just as the cops rushed the makeshift podium.
Somehow, I get the feeling that the author of this piece - a trollop whose name isn't really even worth remembering - wanted to paint the picture of white-armored Imperial stormtroopers running at top speed towards Princess Leia, knocking her down, handcuffing her and frog-marching her down to HQ for "interrogation".
Not that that would've been a bad thing in the case of St. Cindy of the Drainage Ditch - in fact, it would have amused us greatly.
Police dragged away Paul Zulkowitz, a.k.a. Zool, an organizer with "Camp Casey NYC," the small encampment that he and other activists set up a month ago in Union Square in solidarity with Sheehan’s vigil outside President Bush’s ranch in Crawford, Texas. The New York branch existed much to the ire of the city’s Parks Department. Today, Zulkowitz was arrested for failing to obtain a sound permit—a charge that normally warrants no more than a summons.
They'd probably gotten tired of his act. And just because such an offense "normally warrants no more than a summons", that doesn't always mean it does. And to see an asshole like Tool Zool be thrown into the paddy wagon warms this correspondent's heart but good.
Moments earlier, Zulkowitz had been chastising Parks officials for refusing to grant a permit to the encampment, and accusing the police of trying to harass the antiwar protest away. Contrasting the liberal Big Apple with the hostile environs Sheehan faced in Crawford, Zulkowitz told the crowd: "You would think that here in New York City, at Union Square—our Hyde Park—you would think that we would little difficulty having a 24-hour vigil to oppose the war. In fact, we've had two arrests and eight summonses and endless harassment from the police for doing what we do."
The Constitution guarantees you the right to freedom of speech. The Constitution does not mandate that the government pay for the podium & microphone. "Shitcan" and her fellow Shee-hags might do well to get that through the fecal matter occupying the space between their ears.
As the activists hustled away Sheehan and the other family members on the Bring Them Home Now tour, an enraged crowd of about 50 people stormed after the police, chanting, "Shame! Shame!"
While wringing their hands in well-rehearsed angst and effecting major pouts on all their faces, I imagine. (snicker)
Meanwhile Iraq war veteran and now peace activist Jeff Key played "God Bless America" on his trumpet.
Excuse me? "God Bless America"??? That's a religious song!!!!! Where's the Wrong Reverend Barry Lynn and the rest of the Demoscum when you need them? I mean, if word of this gets out, it might offend St. Shitcan's "freedom fighters"!!!
"Since when can't you talk out here in Union Square?" demanded an Upper West Side social worker who identified herself as Quha
...obviously afraid that someone in City Hall might take notice and wean her off the public teat, were she to give her real name...
who said she'd taken her lunch break to hear Sheehan because she has a 20-year-old son who is considering enlisting. "I've seen everyone and their mother come out and speak nonsense out here in this park, and for them to shut down Cindy Sheehan is just not right."
Oh, we'd loooooove to see the Ditch Ditz continue to make an utter & total embarrassment out of herself and the rest of her fellow Donk shitheads. Really, we would.
But I suspect that the NY cops have better things to do than put up with yet another group of Asinine Anti-Bush Assclowns™ polluting their fair city, y'know?
"They came in like gangbusters. It was really ridiculous," said Margaret Rapp, a retired teacher from Inwood who added that she planned to file a complaint after an officer forcibly shoved her in the chest.
That bimboid should probably count her blessings. If she had violated that officer's personal space to the point where he could reach out and do that, she's probably fortunate she only got a hand to the chest.
Instead of, say, a nightstick upside the head.
A mother of a 19-year-old, she said she'd come to hear Sheehan because she lost her fiancee during the Vietnam War.
Ah, here we go. It's the Kent Staters and the Flower Children all over again. Starved for attention these last thirty years while we right-thinkers came to the fore and gave the military their due respect, they're desperate to become relavant again. WOODSTOCK LIVES!!! (chuckle)
"This is very close to home. There is a chord that Cindy hits among people that have lost people in this war and other wars, or who have draft age children like me. We're scared to death."
"Oooooooh, Bush is gonna reinstate the draft!!!" Run!!! Hide!!! Flee to Canada!!! Hurry!!!"
Inspector Michael McEnroy, commander of the 13th Precinct, insisted the shutdown order had nothing to do with the content of Sheehan’s speech, but was instead about the "provocation" caused by Zulkowitz. "This has been going on for much longer than today," McEnroy said, adding of Sheehan, "I don’t even know the woman." That last part prompted one pissed-off onlooker to shoot back: "Haven’t you watched the news or read a paper in the last three months?"
Well, dumbass, did they handcuff Ol' "Shitcan" and drag her skanky ass away? (crickets) No? (more crickets) Then what are you kvetching for, fuckhead?
Not that we'd have minded - some time in a stockade would probably do that trollop a world of good.
F.E.T.E., as the Imperial Torturer™ might say...
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at September 20, 2005 01:20 PM
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Couldn't happen to a nicer lady, ah, er, ah, individual.
I'm sorry, to call Cindy Sheehan a lady is an insult to true ladies, like my wife and daughters. To use the slang term which also refers to female dogs is an insult to all dogs.
Posted by: David Hartung at September 20, 2005 07:54 PM
"The guess from here is that, were he to forcefully accost the Crawford Ditch Bitch™, and tell her to STFU, his numbers would jump a minimum 25 points."
Yeah. Bungling the Iraq war and Katrina has dropped his approval ratings to the lowest they've been, but all he would need to do is tell the mother of a dead soldier to shut the fuck up, and his numbers would skyrocket. That's some prescient analysis there.
Posted by: Fitz at September 21, 2005 12:24 AM
I guess someone wants her to end her occupation of New York.
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at September 21, 2005 01:06 AM
"Bush's poll ratings are in the toilet Right About Now"
uh.. well really... wow, finally americans are just now starting to realize what the rest of the world has know for years..BUSH IS A DIPSHIT
"The Constitution guarantees you the right to freedom of speech. The Constitution does not mandate that the government pay for the podium & microphone"
uh huh.. you said it "FREEDOM OF SPEECH" .. oh but that depends on what side of the political fence you sit on, isnt it.. hypocrite.....!!!
"Oh, we'd loooooove to see the Ditch Ditz continue to make an utter & total embarrassment out of herself and the rest of her fellow Donk shitheads."
nah shithead.. she's just embarrassing the likes of you.. forcing a reality check... like what's really happening in the world.. not what you see on FOX
" Bush is gonna reinstate the draft!!!"
hopefully.. you'll be draft pick #1, but i'd bet a lardarse like you has enough trouble walking to the kitchen to grab another packet of burger rings.
"while we right-thinkers came to the fore and gave the military their due respect, they're desperate to become relevant again."
you dipshit, you really dont get it do you, the military have always had respect and have been relevant, just not from your right wing, neocon wingnut government, sending them halfway round the world for a bullshit war, based on bullshit reasons, and lied to the rest of the world to justify use of military force.. reality check 101 for fucktards.. USE OF MILITARY FORCE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PROJECTION OF POLITICAL WILL.
Karma will come a calling one day.
Posted by: DJ at September 21, 2005 09:50 AM
Yeah. Bungling the Iraq war
Can't argue with that. But I think my solution of actually winning the war by killing people and breaking things would probably be better than your solution of turning tail and running.
and Katrina
Oh, yeah, here we go. Ray Nagin would rather bitch at the feds than mobilize the school buses to evacuate people; Kathy Blanco wouldn't let the Red Cross in, despite the fact they were there and ready to help - but it's all Bush's fault. I guess you blame Bush & Rove for even sending the storm in the first place, eh, fuckhead?
has dropped his approval ratings to the lowest they've been, but all he would need to do is tell the mother of a dead soldier to shut the fuck up, and his numbers would skyrocket. That's some prescient analysis there.
Helluva lot better than you're able to come up with, dumbass.
Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at September 21, 2005 10:34 AM
uh.. well really... wow, finally americans are just now starting to realize what the rest of the world has know for years..BUSH IS A DIPSHIT
Your Fellow Ferret Fellaters and Mikey Moore-on dick suckers on eiher coast think that. The rest of us right-thinkers have long since figured out that they - and you - are lame-assed losers who are full of shit.
uh huh.. you said it "FREEDOM OF SPEECH" .. oh but that depends on what side of the political fence you sit on, isnt it.. hypocrite.....!!!
And once again we find that you have your head firmly ensconced up your ass. I haven't seen any reports of Ol' Shitcan thrown in the hokey, have you?
(crickets)
Uh-huh. Thought so...
nah shithead.. she's just embarrassing the likes of you.. forcing a reality check... like what's really happening in the world.. not what you see on FOX
Oh, yeah. A "reality check""Occupied" New Orleans. Yeah, that's some "reality check" all right.
Tell me another one, Short Bus. (snicker)
hopefully.. you'll be draft pick #1, but i'd bet a lardarse like you has enough trouble walking to the kitchen to grab another packet of burger rings.
Why don't you come say that to my face, chickenshit? Ohhhh, that's right - you're stuck there in Austrailia, humping your koala and giving your kangaroo a rim job.
Gee, sucks to be you, doesn't it, fuckface?
you dipshit, you really dont get it do you, the military have always had respect and have been relevant, just not from your right wing, neocon wingnut government, sending them halfway round the world for a bullshit war, based on bullshit reasons, and lied to the rest of the world to justify use of military force..reality check 101 for fucktards..
Prove it, asshole. Prove Bush lied.
Of course, to do that, you'll have to have concrete evidence (from someplace other than CNN or the New York Slimes that Bush had definitive information that there never were WMDs in Iraq, ever, and deliberately told Congress, the American people and the UN something completely different.
You can't, of course - because we already know Hussein used those weapons on his own people, and failed to account for said weapons' destruction. And not only did the Bush Administration know it - so did that half-assed excuse-for-a-Presidency which preceded it. Yeah, the one whose dick you're so hot to suck, faggot - Bill Clinton's.
Amazing how those "reality checks" always come back to slap you liberal fucktards upside the head, isn't it?
USE OF MILITARY FORCE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PROJECTION OF POLITICAL WILL.
Gee, did you figure that one out all by yourself? Or did you get that from Sesame Street?
Karma will come a calling one day.
Yeah, I'm really shaking in my boots, dickhead. Can't you tell?
Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at September 21, 2005 11:02 AM
Anti-War Protesters Call Police 'Stalinists'
http://www.nysun.com/article/20283
The arrest of an organizer of an anti-war gathering yesterday at Union Square that featured Cindy Sheehan provoked a furious reaction from protesters, who pressed up against police officers and called them "pigs," "fascists," and "Stalinists."
Mamma Moonbat should move her war protest over to Ground Zero.
Posted by: Angel Elf at September 21, 2005 11:22 AM
Spatula wrote:
"Why don't you come say that to my face, chickenshit? Ohhhh, that's right - you're stuck there in Austrailia, humping your koala and giving your kangaroo a rim job."
Hey, DJ. Do what I do and keep hiding behind your mommy's fat-assed hoop skirt. See, it's been conclusively proven that we - you, me and my boyfriend Mykki - are just
BIG COWARDLY PANSY-ASSED PUSSIES
Now, Mykki and I will vociferously deny this but that's only because we're real brave behind our keyboards but would wet our pants just like we do our beds if we ever had to put up or shut up. Read the link and make your own mind up.
P.S. - Crager. I'm taking a screen capture of this page so I can prove that I'd really suck Mykki's dick if it were big enough for me to find. And so I'll have proof that not only are Mykki and I too cowardly to put our money where our mouths are and actually fight you, but that we're too cowardly and thin skinned to take the resultant mockery like the men we wish we were. Needless to say, all that this will achieve is the invitation of an endless rain of mockery on our pointy little heads.
[You said it. I didn't. (guffaw)
You can take as many "screen captures" as you like, pussy. The fact remains - you're a coward, your homo honeyboy Mykki's a coward, and all either of you have ever needed to do is show up on my doorstep.
You don't do this because you know what would happen - you'd get every last ounce of shit kicked out of you like the pansy-assed wussy boys you are. You don't have the balls to face me, punk, and that's a fact.
Deal with it, chickenshit. (chortle) -LSI]
Posted by: Doctor Pepper at September 21, 2005 11:37 AM
[Buh-bye, fuckface. -LSI]
Posted by: Fitz at September 21, 2005 10:31 PM
I see that mykki's monkeys are still seething...
This isn't going to help their mood.
Momma Moonbat staged her grand march down Pennsylvania Ave to deliver her asshatted screed er, letter to President Bush and her parade drew a whopping total of thirty people.
That's right, moonbats. Thirty.
Face it. Anybody who still gives Cindy Sheehan any credibility might as well tattoo "I'M A FUCKING MORON" on their forehead.
Then again, sniveling bleats like the (D)ownunder (J)ackoff posts serve the same purpose.
By the way, threats of "screen capturing" by nose picking fat kids like Dr. Pimple always bring a good laugh.
"Ooooooohhhhh! I'm gonna screen capture this page! That'll show you!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
And Dr. Pimple releases his "inner dork".
He'll never get promoted to urinal puck replacer at this rate.....
*guffaw*
Posted by: Elephant Man at September 22, 2005 09:17 AM
[Tell you what, fuckface: When you can refute anything I've said - you know, with concrete evidence, links, etc? - you can come back.
Until then...(click, click)...buh-bye, little cowardly chumpette. (guffaw) -LSI]
Posted by: DJ at September 25, 2005 10:34 AM