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September 11, 2005
Ode to Huey Lewis...
...as in "All I really need is a COUPLE DAYS OFF...!!!"
Denizens, I'm gonna take a day off from posting - still got stuff to do around here, plus the Sibling Unit™ has insisted that I hook up his washer/dryer and VCR (he's, shall we say, technologically and mechanically challanged (grin)), plus there's the Cowboy game and all, so there won't be that much time for keyboard stuff today. (Not all that much different from Friday, except Friday was a One-Legged Man™ day.)
So, here's a little something from the Grab-Bag™: The Biggest Lies™
The check is in the mail.
I'll respect you in the morning.
I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.
It's only a cold sore.
You get this one, I'll pay next time.
My wife doesn't understand me.
Trust me, I'll take care of everything.
Of course I love you.
I am getting a divorce.
Drinking? Why, no, Officer.
I never inhaled.
It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
I never watch television except for PBS.
...but we can still be good friends.
She means nothing to me.
Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."
I gave at the office.
Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.
I'll call you later.
We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.
Read my lips: no new taxes
I've never done anything like this before
Now, I'm going to tell you the truth
It's supposed to make that noise.
I *love* your new!
...then take a left.You can't miss it.
Yes, I did.
Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile...
Mheh. 
Will probably write the PFW recap this evening (if I have time) and post it tomorrow. Stay tuned.
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at September 11, 2005 06:05 AM
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Comments
You forgot "I never had sex with that woman!" :lol:
[Wellllll... (grin) -LSI]
Posted by: Elephant Man at September 12, 2005 04:40 AM
"No, I won't come in your mouth"
"Don't worry, I'm on the pill."
[AE, I took the liberty of adding quotes. With some of the folks (*coughDrPeppercough*) we get around here, you never know if they'd consider that a solicitation... (grin) -LSI]
Posted by: Angel Elf at September 13, 2005 09:13 AM