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November 11, 2005

"Warning", my ass

Seems that the more liberal Demoscum infiltrate the halls of academia, and the more they try to turn their noses up at the rest of us Great Unwashed (a little Blackie Sherrod lingo, there)...the more they get hung up on the smallest of words.

You all remember that Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister had a problem a couple years back with the definition of the word "is".

Now the Lame Stream Media seems not to understand the meaning of the word "if".

Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson warned residents of a rural Pennsylvania town Thursday that disaster may strike there because they "voted God out of your city" by ousting school board members who favored teaching intelligent design.

Okay, get that fixated in your heads, Denizens, okay?.  Good.

All eight Dover, Pa., school board members up for re-election were defeated Tuesday after trying to introduce "intelligent design" the belief that the universe is so complex that it must have been created by a higher power as an alternative to the theory of evolution.

Now, I dunno about you - but to me, a warning  would go something like "Because you kicked so-and-so (or in this case, several so-and-so's) out of office, such-and-such is definitely  going to happen to you, and you'd best get ready."

Except that's not what Pat Robertson said.

This is what he did  say:

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God. You just rejected him from your city," Robertson said on the Christian Broadcasting Network's "700 Club."

Y'see that Denizens?  Robertson said "if".  In other words, guyz, Pat Robertson hasn't warned anyone.

Of course, the fact that it's a lie won't stop the Lame-Assed Media.  They seem to get their rocks off on lying nowadays.

Eight families had sued the district, claiming the policy violates the constitutional separation of church and state. The federal trial concluded days before Tuesday's election, but no ruling has been issued.

These eight groups of moonbats (I won't dare insult the concept of "family" by calling them thus) all worship the concept of evolution, despite the fact that IT'S NEVER BEEN FUCKING PROVEN!!!!  Howzabout the separation of their  church and the state, hmmmmmmmmmm???

(crickets)

Yeah, I thought  so...

Later Thursday, Robertson issued a statement saying he was simply trying to point out that "our spiritual actions have consequences."

"God is tolerant and loving, but we can't keep sticking our finger in his eye forever," Robertson said. "If they have future problems in Dover, I recommend they call on Charles Darwin. Maybe he can help them."

And I see not a damned thing wrong with what he said.  Those who thumb their noses at God run the risk of getting their asses subsequently handed them.  "Whatever ye sow, that shall ye reap" and all that.  It's one of the reasons I think America is headed for a massive humbling if her people don't pull their heads out of their asses before too long and straighten up/fly right/whatever.  At some point, God is going to run out of patience with this country, and it'll be Katy-bar-the-door thereafter.

I just hope he raptures us out of here before that happens.

Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at November 11, 2005 07:35 PM

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Yes, the media did take Robertson's implication and decide that he was warning people. He never did outright.

But do you really think that God is going to punish people with calamity because of the way they vote? Do you think that God is such a hard father that He turns His back on people who need Him because of the way they vote? This from Matthew 5:44-48:"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect."

God doesn't hate those who set themselves against Him (not that I think voting against "intelligent design," which is a terrible substitute for any kind of coherent theory including Biblical Creation). He loves them. He doesn't ask us to do what He Himself does not. He told us to love our enemies because He loves His enemies. And He loves Pat Robertson, even if he keeps saying ridiculous and slanderous things about God.

Posted by: Greg at November 11, 2005 09:19 PM

Yes, the media did take Robertson's implication and decide that he was warning people. He never did outright.

In fact, he never even implied it.  Some may have inferred  it...but that's their  problem.

But do you really think that God is going to punish people with calamity because of the way they vote? Do you think that God is such a hard father that He turns His back on people who need Him because of the way they vote?

What I think, Greg, is that God is a very  patient God.  And that's with all of us, yours truly exceedingly included.

But I also look around me, and in the 45 years since Madalyn Murray O'Hair filed the lawsuit to get God thrown out of the schools, our society has become increasingly anti-Christian, and growing more and more hostile towards God and His Son each and every day.

And God isn't too keen on being rejected.  And, while His patience is wonderously elongated...it is not  infinite.

We are  going to reap what we've sown at some point.  God is a loving God...but He's also a just God.  And we're one step closer to finding that out in spades.

God doesn't hate those who set themselves against Him

I never said He did.  And neither did Pat.

(not that I think voting against "intelligent design," which is a terrible substitute for any kind of coherent theory including Biblical Creation)

It's every bit as valid as evolution puports itself to be - even moreso, IMO.

He loves them. He doesn't ask us to do what He Himself does not. He told us to love our enemies because He loves His enemies. And He loves Pat Robertson, even if he keeps saying ridiculous and slanderous things about God.

How has Pat Robertson slandered God?  Just like the media, you seem to be inferring things in his statement that aren't there.

Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at November 11, 2005 10:04 PM

Saying that God is going to abandon people in a time of crisis because they voted against ID is slanderous to God. It may be your opinion that ID is as valid as evolution, but the facts are against you. Evolution is not a very sound theory. I personally don't believe that it could ever have been possible without Divine intervention, and I don't really care whether it happened or not. ID, on the other hand, uses a lot of made-up sicence to back it up. There is talk of white-holes and other weird physical constructs that simply don't exist. Evolution is a bad theory based on real science. ID is an alright theory based on bad science. That means that evolution is more scientifically sound than ID.

Posted by: Greg at November 12, 2005 05:43 PM

Saying that God is going to abandon people in a time of crisis because they voted against ID is slanderous to God.

In the first place, no one's said that.  Secondly, who are you to decide what is and is not "slanderous to God"?  Where's your Master of Divinity degree again?

It may be your opinion that ID is as valid as evolution, but the facts are against you.

What, because you  say so?  Let's see some of these "facts" of yours, Einstein.

Evolution is not a very sound theory. I personally don't believe that it could ever have been possible without Divine intervention, and I don't really care whether it happened or not.

Yet you seem to be willing to allow it to be shoved into little skulls full of mush as if it were fact, based on your defense of the fuckheads of Dover.  Curious.

ID, on the other hand, uses a lot of made-up sicence to back it up. There is talk of white-holes and other weird physical constructs that simply don't exist.

Again, because you  say they don't exist?  And your doctorate in science is from...whom again?

Evolution is a bad theory based on real science.

Evolution is a POS theory based on POS science.  It has not been proven because it cannot be proven.

But by all means - let's see your "evidence" for it.  This ought to be good.  Elephant Man, pass the popcorn.

ID is an alright theory based on bad science. That means that evolution is more scientifically sound than ID.

Oh, now you're just spewing bullshit.  Then again, the "slanderous to God" crap is pure bullshit too, so...

Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at November 13, 2005 12:21 AM

"our spiritual actions have consequences"

Gee. Not only did he not say if in this sentence, but he does seem to be talkign about consequences.

But along will come a diarrhea of nonsense.

"These eight groups of moonbats (I won't dare insult the concept of "family" by calling them thus) all worship the concept of evolution, despite the fact that IT'S NEVER BEEN FUCKING PROVEN!!!! "

Aw man. A golly-gee honest to goodness Creation-ist! woohee!

Posted by: actus at November 14, 2005 03:00 PM

"Evolution is a POS theory based on POS science"

Man oh man. How am I not surprised to find out that of course you'd be a creationist?

Oooh. Science is all wrong. *I* know whats right. Get this: science is a liberal lie! yah! Thats it!

Posted by: actus at November 14, 2005 03:03 PM

Why is it not surprising to find creationist and ID hoaxes being believe by the idiots of the blogosphere. Go put on your tinfoil hat: science and biology are liberal conspiracies.

Posted by: wayne at November 14, 2005 03:55 PM

Gee. Not only did he not say if in this sentence, but he does seem to be talkign about consequences.

Gee.  Not only are you a shit-for-brains who doesn't understand simple English, you do seem to be proving what a retarded fuckhead you are.

But along will come a diarrhea of nonsense.

You've already exceeded the quota, thanks.

Aw man. A golly-gee honest to goodness Creation-ist! woohee!

That's right.  And there's more proof for Creationism than there ever will be for evolution.

Sticks in your craw, doesn't it, bitch? (snicker)

Man oh man. How am I not surprised to find out that of course you'd be a creationist?

Oooh. Science is all wrong. *I* know whats right. Get this: science is a liberal lie! yah! Thats it!

Okay, asswipe - put up or shut up.  You get to prove evolution - right here, right now.

There's not gonna be another post of yours that sees the light of day here until you prove evolution to be factual and true.

I say again - put up or shut up, fuckhead.

Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at November 14, 2005 11:42 PM

Why is it not surprising to find creationist and ID hoaxes being believe by the idiots of the blogosphere.

Why is it not surprising to find putrid bullshit being spewed by a fucktard who can't prove his precious religion of evolution?

Go ahead, chump - shut me up.  Prove evolution is fact rather than theory, and I'll shut up.  I'm waiting (picks up copy of War & Peace)...

Go put on your tinfoil hat: science and biology are liberal conspiracies.

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Dallas, TX

Come say that to my face, chickenshit.  Let's see how bad-assed you think you really are, punkette.

Oh, but make sure you grow a pair first.

Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at November 14, 2005 11:46 PM

[I told you, didn't I, Jact-ass, that you would not be allowed to comment here until you provided concrete evidence that evolution was true?

I'm still waiting, shitstain.  Put up or shut up.  -LSI]


THE RIGHT-THINKERS ASSAULT ON MY FAMILY OF SITZPINKLERS

I've noticed more and more lately, that if you accuse my mommy or daddy of being my parents they become quite angry, as though you've just told them to go straight to hell. They begin to twitch and spasm, their faces turn several shades of red, and on more than one occasion I've wondered if their fury would turn to violence and they'd throw me back in the basement with Gramma again.

Intolerance by my parents toward me hasn't received attention by the Left-Winged asshat media or the blogosphere, but it's there and it has been growing. Take for example the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler that laughs at me and calls me "asshole" at every opportunity.

Gee, you're a poster child for tolerance Spatula, except when it comes to tossers like me who don't have an ounce of gray matter between their ears. For that eggregious offence [ED. NOTE: (sp)] there can be no tolerance obviously. Spatula then goes on to display just how rooted his intolerance of wanker pricks like me really is.

That's right, anyone who has my IQ is a silly fuckface just like me. I am so crazed and intolerant that I cannot even accept the fact that I bathe in my granny's colostomy bag and wet my bed every night. But that's not surprising since this is typical of the kind of bullshit you expect from a goat-humper like me.

This intolerance isn't limited to the Blogosphere either. No one likes me in my Romper Room class, either. I guess it's 'cause I dump all my dandruff on my desk. Or maybe it's because I'm a sitzpinkler like my daddy before me.

You see, in the world of the Sitzpinkler, there is simply no room for anyone who is man enough to stand up to pee. We all have to be effeminate little wussies like me and my daddy.

It's clear that I'll never be much of a man, seeing as I'm a little nancy boy that can't stand up to pee-pee, but I for one will not be cowed into standing up to piss by their hatred of candy-asses like me, or their bullying.

Posted by: actus at November 15, 2005 07:59 PM

[As "proof", our most recent limp-wrist Actus Jact-ass offers up two sites - one of which seems to offer up a lot of "discussions" over evolution v. intelligent design and no conclusive proof that evolution is true, and the other being a cheap mock-up of the Church of Bob.

So you don't have any proof after all, do you, Jact-ass?  Sorry, you lose - again (snicker).  -LSI]


THE RIGHT-THINKERS ASSAULT ON MY FAMILY OF SITZPINKLERS

I've noticed more and more lately, that if you accuse my mommy or daddy of being my parents they become quite angry, as though you've just told them to go straight to hell. They begin to twitch and spasm, their faces turn several shades of red, and on more than one occasion I've wondered if their fury would turn to violence and they'd throw me back in the basement with Gramma again.

Intolerance by my parents toward me hasn't received attention by the Left-Winged asshat media or the blogosphere, but it's there and it has been growing. Take for example the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler that laughs at me and calls me "asshole" at every opportunity.

Gee, you're a poster child for tolerance Spatula, except when it comes to tossers like me who don't have an ounce of gray matter between their ears. For that eggregious offence [ED. NOTE: (sp)] there can be no tolerance obviously. Spatula then goes on to display just how rooted his intolerance of wanker pricks like me really is.

That's right, anyone who has my IQ is a silly fuckface just like me. I am so crazed and intolerant that I cannot even accept the fact that I bathe in my granny's colostomy bag and wet my bed every night. But that's not surprising since this is typical of the kind of bullshit you expect from a goat-humper like me.

This intolerance isn't limited to the Blogosphere either. No one likes me in my Romper Room class, either. I guess it's 'cause I dump all my dandruff on my desk. Or maybe it's because I'm a sitzpinkler like my daddy before me.

You see, in the world of the Sitzpinkler, there is simply no room for anyone who is man enough to stand up to pee. We all have to be effeminate little wussies like me and my daddy.

It's clear that I'll never be much of a man, seeing as I'm a little nancy boy that can't stand up to pee-pee, but I for one will not be cowed into standing up to piss by their hatred of candy-asses like me, or their bullying.

Posted by: actus at November 16, 2005 06:53 AM