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December 30, 2005
PFW: Last one this year - I swear. (g)
Yeah, yeah, I know - I'd already promised that we were done with the PFW for the year.
Sue me. (grin)
I mean, you couldn't have expected me to ignore this weekend, what with OU having won their bowl game, my Froggies and the LSU Tigers in bowls of their own and the Cowgirls playing for their playoff lives...could you? :-)
So let's get crackin'. OU's already won the Holiday Bowl, 17-14 over the Oregon Ducks and the World's Ugliest College Football Uniforms Ever™, so there's one in the bag.
Tonight at 7:30, the 10th-ranked LSU Tigers take on number 9 Miami. I'd love to see the Hurricanes get it in the shorts tonight (for reasons besides the fact that I don't like the Hurricanes much), but I'm gonna look for Miami in a squeaker. Maybe a field goal, I dunno.
Tomorrow, my 14th-ranked TCU Horned Frogs take on the Iowa State Cyclones in the EV1.net Houston Bowl. I'd pick the Tadpoles in this game, but Iowa State kicked Texas A&M's maroon asses all over the Kyle Field turf a couple months back, and any team that does that has my everlasting respect. IOW, this game scares the crap outta me. Gimme the Frogs and 10.
Sunday night, the Cowgirls are at home vs. the St. Louis Rams. These are not your father's Greatest Show on Turf™ Rams; their coach is out with health issues, they're banged up and don't have their starting quarterback, plus their two tailbacks are hurting, and the Rams have been pretty much been mailing it in all year, as evidenced by their 5-10 mark. I'll take the Pokes, and you can have 13.
I'll have the recap and the benediction do-over on Monday or thereabouts. That is, if I'm not hung over from reveling. (grin)
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December 28, 2005
"Be strong, honey..."
Yet another One-Legged Man Day™ today, Denizens, so here's a recent addition to the Grab-Bag™.
(No hat tip - sorry, guyz, the source would just as soon remain anonymous.)
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"
Mheh (with an "ew" on the side for good measure (grin))...
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December 27, 2005
Okay, now I'm depressed
So I'm on the phone with Hewlett Packard, checking on a ticket for a drive that's supposedly been ordered for one of my clients, right?
Guy puts me on hold...
...and what to my wondering ears should appear but Little River Band's Night Owl...
...in Muzak format.
DamnShitFuck™, I'm getting old... (sigh, groan)
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December 26, 2005
Off day
Denizens, I'm taking yet another day off, so your required reading for the day is from the Imperial Firearms Advisor, who gives us this startling analysis.
Go. Shoo. See you back here tomorrow or so.
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December 25, 2005
Remember why.
Now in those days a decree went out from Caesar Augustus, that a census be taken of all the inhabited earth. This was the first census taken while Quirinius was governor of Syria. And everyone was on his way to register for the census, each to his own city.Joseph also went up from Galilee, from the city of Nazareth, to Judea, to the city of David which is called Bethlehem, because he was of the house and family of David, in order to register along with Mary, who was engaged to him, and was with child.
While they were there, the days were completed for her to give birth. And she gave birth to her firstborn son; and she wrapped Him in cloths, and laid Him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn.
In the same region there were some shepherds staying out in the fields and keeping watch over their flock by night. And an angel of the Lord suddenly stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them; and they were terribly frightened.
But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid; for behold, I bring you good news of great joy which will be for all the people; for today in the city of David there has been born for you a Savior, who is Christ the Lord."
"This will be a sign for you: you will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger."
And suddenly there appeared with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying, "Glory to God in the highest, And on earth peace among men with whom He is pleased."
When the angels had gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds began saying to one another, "Let us go straight to Bethlehem then, and see this thing that has happened which the Lord has made known to us." So they came in a hurry and found their way to Mary and Joseph, and the baby as He lay in the manger.
When they had seen this, they made known the statement which had been told them about this Child. And all who heard it wondered at the things which were told them by the shepherds. But Mary treasured all these things, pondering them in her heart.
The shepherds went back, glorifying and praising God for all that they had heard and seen, just as had been told them.
-Luke 2:1-20 (NASB)
And may God add His blessings to the reading of His word.
Merry Christmas, Denizens. Remember why.
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December 24, 2005
In the spirit of the season
Just when you've gotten tired of the commercialization of Christmas, and of all the wars on Christmas and the Christians celebrating it by the Limp-wristed Lickspittle Left™, etc, etc, ad infinitum, ad nauseam - along comes this story of a random shopper's generosity towards a Marine.
A Marine who's planning to marry a Texan got an early Christmas present: A fellow shopper picked up the tab for a $3,000 diamond engagement ring after the two struck up a conversation in a jewelry store.The 54-year-old Dallas woman who paid for the 1-carat, princess cut diamond ring wants to remain anonymous, Helzberg Diamonds spokeswoman Stacey McBride told The Associated Press on Friday.
The woman's father was in the military, her brother was a Marine who died in Vietnam and her nephew just got back from Iraq, McBride said.
Now that's what I call supporting the troops.
And to that wonderful lady: Standing you to a beer may be a bit déclassé - but I'll happily treat you to a Starbucks anytime you'd like.
And both the Denizens and the LCs would be willing to do likewise, I'd think.
Merry Christmas, guyz.
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December 23, 2005
On the annual visit of General Claus
(sigh) No time to do squat, Denizens, so here's another Christmas rerun.
(Is kinda in keeping with the season, isn't it?)
Ran this the day after Christmas last year. 'Tennnnnnnn-hut!!!!!
...
In honor of Supreme General Rayegun, curator of Area 5xp - and if you're reading this, General, would you mind checking in, please? - we here in the Realm™ present this blurb denoting the season...
General Claus' VisitTo: All Personnel
_1._ An official visit by MG Santa (NMI) Claus is expected at this headquarters 25 December 1998. The following instructions will be in effect and govern the activities of all personnel during the visit:
_a._ Not a creature will stir without official permission. This will include indigenous mice. Special stirring permits for necessary administrative actions will be obtained through normal command channels. Mice stirring permits will be obtained through the office of OSURG, Veterinary Services._b._ Personnel will settle their brains for a long winter nap prior to 2200 hours, 24 December 1996. Uniform for the nap will be: Pajamas, cotton, light, drowsing, with kerchief, general purpose, camouflage; and Cap, camouflage w/ear flaps. Equipment will be drawn from CIF prior to 1900 hours, 24 December 1996.
_c._ Personnel will utilize standard ration sugar plums for visions to dance through their heads. This item will be drawn from the servicing dining facility.
_d._ Stockings, wool, cushion sole, will be hung by the chimney with care. Necessary safety precautions will be taken to avoid fire hazards caused by carelessly hung stockings. Unit Safety Officers will submit stocking hanging plans to this headquarters prior to 0800 hours, 24 December 1996, ATTN: AEAGA-S, for approval.
_e._ At the first sign of clatter from the lawn, all troops will spring from their beds to evaluate noise and cause. Immediate action will be taken to tear open the shutters and throw open the window sashes. ODCSOPS Plan (Saint Nick), Reference LO No. 3, paragraph 6c, this headquarters, 2 February 1995, will be in effect to facilitate shutter tearing and sash throwing. Division chiefs will familiarize all personnel with procedures and are responsible for ensuring that no shutters are torn open nor window sashes thrown prior to start of official clatter.
_f._ Prior to 2400, 24 December 1996, all personnel will be assigned "Wondering Eye" stations. After shutters are thrown and sashes are torn, these stations will be manned.
_g. _ODCSLOG will assign one each Sleigh, miniature, M-66, and eight (8) deer, rein, tiny, for use of MG Claus' driver who, in accordance with current directives and other applicable regulations, must have a valid SF 56 properly annotated by Driver Testing; be authorized rooftop parking and be able to shout "On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, up Comet, up Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen."
_2._ MG Claus will enter quarters through standard chimneys. All units without chimneys will draw Chimney Simulator, M-6, for use during ceremonies. Chimney simulator units will be requested on Engineer Job Order Request Form submitted to the Furniture Warehouse prior to 19 December 1996, and issued on DA Form 3161, Request for Issue or Turn-In.
_3._ Personnel will be rehearsed on shouting "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night." This shout will be given on termination of General Claus' visit. Uniformity of shouting is the responsibility of division chiefs.__CHRISTOPHER K. RINGLE__
Colonel, US
OIC, Special Services
Dissssss-missed!!! (grin)
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December 22, 2005
And now for something completely different...
The Department of Man Bites Dog has delivered unto us a heart-rending story of late-night talk-show host David Letterman and a restraining order.
Okay, so you figure he's having to take out another one over yet another stalker. Not unusual, given the fool woman who was convinced that she was his wife a few years back.
Uh, not quite. This time, it's being served on him.
Lawyers for David Letterman want a judge to quash a restraining order granted to a Santa Fe woman who contends the CBS late-night host used code words to show he wanted to marry her and train her as his co-host.A state judge granted a temporary restraining order to Colleen Nestler, who alleged in a request filed last Thursday that Letterman has forced her to go bankrupt and caused her "mental cruelty" and "sleep deprivation" since May 1994.
Nestler requested that Letterman, who tapes his show in New York, stay at least 3 yards away and not "think of me, and release me from his mental harassment and hammering."
And a tinfoil hat. Good Gawd™, woman, by all means don't forget the tinfoil hat. (snicker)
Lawyers for Letterman, in a motion filed Tuesday, contend the order is without merit and asked state District Judge Daniel Sanchez to quash it."Celebrities deserve protection of their reputation and legal rights when the occasional fan becomes dangerous or deluded," Albuquerque lawyer Pat Rogers wrote in the motion.
Dave, ol' boy - if you have the kind of money to blow on attorneys to defend you against a request you'd happily honor anyway...got $20,000 or $30,000 I can borrow?
Nestler told The Associated Press by telephone Wednesday that she had no comment pending her request for a permanent restraining order "and I pray to God I get it."
Wanna get one against me too, bimbo? 'Cause I'm not only thinking about you - I'm laughing my ass off at you. 
Sanchez set a Jan. 12 hearing on the permanent order.Letterman's longtime Los Angeles lawyer, Jim Jackoway, said Nestler's claims were "obviously absurd and frivolous."
"This constitutes an unfortunate abuse of the judicial process," he said.
Apparently not to yet another dumb shit in a black robe named Sanchez. Hopefully, this is one of those tin-horned types that has to stand for re-election every couple of years. I'd love to see his opponent point out this waste of taxpayer dollars to the people.
Nestler's application for a restraining order was accompanied by a six-page typed letter in which she said Letterman used code words, gestures and "eye expressions" to convey his desires for her.
Gee, I wonder how she ever handled "Uma - Oprah. Oprah - Uma."
She wrote that she began sending Letterman "thoughts of love" after his "Late Show" began in 1993, and that he responded in code words and gestures, asking her to come East.
And, as we all know, men go positively apeshit when a heretofore-unknown telepath begins sending us "thoughts of love". (chortle)
She said he asked her to be his wife during a televised "teaser" for his show by saying, "Marry me, Oprah." Her letter said Oprah was the first of many code names for her and that the coded vocabulary increased and changed with time.
Hmm. One wonders what he might have been suggesting with "Stupid Pet Tricks".
Her letter does not say why she recently sought a restraining order.
I don't suppose it ever occurred to anyone that maybe she's a couple cold ones short of a six-pack?
Rogers' motion to quash the order contends the court lacks jurisdiction over Letterman, that Nestler never served him with restraining order papers, and that she didn't meet other procedural requirements.
Such as having a coherent basis for the complaint, or even a lick of common sense.
Your tax dollars at work, ladies & gentlemen... 
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December 21, 2005
The monkeys win again
In yet another glaring example of why some black robes ought to come equipped with the logo of a well-known retail chain, a tin-horned bench jockey has infringed upon the free-speech rights of a school board.
HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) – In one of the biggest courtroom clashes between faith and evolution since the 1925 Scopes Monkey Trial, a federal judge barred a Pennsylvania public school district Tuesday from teaching "intelligent design" in biology class, saying the concept is creationism in disguise.
And who would know better about disguises than a black-robed tyrant pretending to be a fair-minded, knowledgeable-in-the-law judge, hm?
U.S. District Judge John Jones delivered a stinging attack on the Dover Area School Board, saying its first-in-the-nation decision in October 2004 to insert intelligent design into the science curriculum violated the constitutional separation of church and state.
See what I mean? Once again a fuckwitted excuse-for-a-jurist shows his ass and demonstrates his abject cluelessness when it comes to the Constitution.
For the 18,473,903rd time: The words separation of church and state do not appear anywhere in the United States Constitution.
Learn it, live it, love it. Especially you, John-boy Jones, you shit-for-brains.
The ruling by Judge Jones, a Republican
Don't you morons at the Asphyxiated Piss mean "a RINO"? Oh, that's right - you only point that out when it suits your twisted purposes, don't you?
This Wapner-wannabe is no more of a Republican than San Fran Nan, Dingy Harry or Senator (hic!). Actually, you Demoscum can have him - he fits right in with your philosophy of ignoring the Constitution when it suits you.
and a churchgoer
What "church" would that be? The Unitarian Universalists? I can almost guaran-fuckin'-tee you that this assclown doesn't go to a church that preaches Christ crucified.
appointed to the federal bench three years ago by President Bush, was a major setback to the intelligent design movement, which is waging battles in Georgia and Kansas.
Which is just one more reason no one named Bush should be making judicial appointments. First Souter by his father, then Roberts, then Miers, then Alito - and who knows how many of our rights are going to be destroyed by the Bush Bench Bozos™?
But that's not the most egregious thing about this whole judicial charade. This sorry-assed excuse-for-a-judge, rather than rule on what he perceived to be the facts surrounding the case, end of story...this asshole actually accuses the defendants of lying and then goes on to fawn all over the failed theory of Darwinism.
Judge Jones decried the "breathtaking inanity" of the Dover policy and accused several board members of lying to conceal their true motive, which he said was to promote religion.A six-week trial yielded "overwhelming evidence" establishing that intelligent design "is a religious view, a mere re-labeling of creationism, and not a scientific theory," Judge Jones said.
Oh, yeah. "Overwhelming evidence". "Your Honor, we're the One True Way man got to be here, even though we can't prove we evolved from monkeys, so please help us make sure that no one can question our belief system!!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!"
The policy required students to hear a statement about intelligent design before ninth-grade lessons on evolution. The statement said Darwin's theory is "not a fact" and has inexplicable "gaps." It referred students to an intelligent-design textbook, Of Pandas and People.But the judge said: "We find that the secular purposes claimed by the board amount to a pretext for the board's real purpose, which was to promote religion in the public school classroom."
So suddenly, this smarmy little high-horsed pisspot has decided that truth - namely, the fact that evolution is nothing but an unproven theory - is unconstitutional.
What truth will you next ban, John-Boy? George Washington as the father of our country? The fact that a Republican freed the slaves? The Japanese attacking us at Pearl Harbor? Der Kaiser diddling an intern? What is too inappropriate for young skulls full o' much to hear?
In his ruling, Judge Jones said that while intelligent design, or ID, arguments "may be true, a proposition on which the court takes no position, ID is not science." Among other things, the judge said intelligent design "violates the centuries-old ground rules of science by invoking and permitting supernatural causation," it relies on "flawed and illogical" arguments; and its attacks on evolution "have been refuted by the scientific community."
Oh, really??? When, pray tell? Please, show us the "evidence" that proves evolution? Show us these so-called "refutations" of the scientific community. I dare you.
"The students, parents, and teachers of the Dover Area School District deserved better than to be dragged into this legal maelstrom, with its resulting utter waste of monetary and personal resources," the judge wrote.
The Dover school board deserved better than to have a biased pissweasel hearing their case, having already made up his mind about it.
He also said: "It is ironic that several of these individuals, who so staunchly and proudly touted their religious convictions in public, would time and again lie to cover their tracks and disguise the real purpose behind the ID Policy."
If I were the defendants, I'd now hire another attorney and go after this bastard Jones for everything he's got. That black robe doesn't preclude the bastard from libel, and that's just what he's committed against the Dover plaintiffs.
That is, assuming that I were interested in allowing him to continue living. Shitheads like John Jones deserve nothing less than to be swinging from lamposts.
ESAD, Jones, you fucking snotwit.
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This is an English-only blog
Denizens, for your Wednesday morning pick-me-up, we refer you to a little item referred to us - are you sitting down? - by none other than Widdle Mikey "Um Yeah" Suckliffe.
Seems that a Spanish Inquistion Civil Rights Commission in Ohio was a little upset that a barkeep put a sign in his window saying "For Service Speak English".
There is no evidence that Jim Crow has ever warmed a bar stool or nursed a long neck at the Pleasure Inn tavern in Mason. But to hear the Ohio Civil Rights Commission tell it, Jim Crow is a two-fisted regular who stands in the door with an ax handle to run off anyone who can't speak English.The commissioners did everything but accuse owner Tom Ullum of being a certified racist because he put a sign in his bar window that said, "For Service Speak English."
On second thought, they did that too. "It's just as effective as a 'whites only' sign," they said, invoking Rosa Parks as if she had been ordered to sit in the back of the bar.
Hmmmm. Wonder if we should tell them about the official language of the aviation industry?
"Go back with me to 1964," said the chairman, Pastor Aaron Wheeler Sr., playing to a crowd of visiting black high school kids. "All I want to do is educate you," he told Ullum, as he compared the sign to a "whites only" hospital he had once seen in Tennessee.Ullum might have objected that Jack Daniels is no doctor and tequila is not exactly the same as penicillin, but Wheeler cut him off. "First of all, whenever you speak, say 'Mr. Chairman,'" he scolded. "I run this meeting."
Now, this is where I could take Mr. Ullum to task. That's the one way to guaran-damn-tee that I, for example, would call that asswipe anything but "Mr. Chairman".
I had no idea the state of Ohio could provide such stand-up comedy at a cost of only $10.7 million a year for the Civil Rights Commission.
This column was written by someone named "pbranson" at a paper called the Enquirer. Mr. Branson, you'd be amazed at the lunacy of the Limp-wristed Left™, if you give them enough time to think up stuff.
"Don't you see where some people may be offended?" Wheeler asked in disbelief."I don't really care," Ullum replied in a matter-of-fact twang. "I offend a lot of people with my signs. I have one that says 'Michigan sucks.' How do you think Michigan people feel about that?" (Some of us agree, but back to the show.)
With the principle, or with the part about Michigan? (smirk)
Wheeler said the sign was discrimination because "all people have a right to everything in this nation."
Ah. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need". Quite the budding socialist, the fuckwitted fop Wheeler.
Go read the rest. And be thankful you can read it in English, instead of German, Spanish or Farsi like the fucktards on the Left would rather you do.
As for you, Suckliffe?
Thanks. Keep up the good work, and pretty soon we may quit talking about your family of sitzpinklers. (guffaw)
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December 20, 2005
Y'picked a fine time t'leave me, Lucille
Got a few more of these One-Legged Man Days™ coming up over the next couple weeks, Denizens, so here's another tidbit from the Grab-Bag™:
Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minut es, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been.I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.
When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
Damn - why doesn't stuff like that happen to me?!
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December 19, 2005
Shut yer piehole, Feingold
Okay, so here we've had President Bush trying to protect Americans by performing wiretaps on phone conversations involving Al-Qaida or other suspected terrorists. And he says they're going to continue, and I quote here, "so long as I'm the president of the United States."
It's a stance with which no right-thinking individual should have that much of a problem - which is why the Demoscum and their designated dick-sucking GOPer, Arlen Sphincter, are bitching long and loud about it.
But what chaps my ass is the remarks from one particular Donk fucktard on this issue:
"I tell you, he's President George Bush, not King George Bush. This is not the system of government we have and that we fought for," Sen. Russell Feingold, D-Wis., told The Associated Press.
Excuse the Hell™ outta me? This is Russell Feingold that said this? Russell Feingold, as in McCain-Feingold Campaign Finance Reform Russell Feingold? The same Imperial Socialist Demoscum Russell Feingold who thinks it's okay to take my rights, the rest of the Blogosphere's rights and the rights of groups like the American Family Association and flush 'em down a toilet 60 days prior to an election? That Russell Feingold?
Russell, baby, I don't know what kind of government you think "we fought for", fuckhead - but the one I think we fought for says that I can call you an asshatted son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch the day before an election, and there's not a motherfucking thing you can do about it. And I don't know about you, but I'd like to continue to be able to do that.
And if it takes George W. Bush's NSA eavesdropping on Al-Zarqawi to do that, then you, sir, need to have a heaping helping of STFU, let him eavesdrop and "kwitcherbitchin'".
Suggest you put a cork in it, Feingold - before some ragheaded Islamofuck does it for you.
F.E.J.F.E.
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December 18, 2005
Comments, we get comments...!
The question is being asked of His Rudeness™ in this thread:
This reminds me of something I've been thinking about lately. How does a "good" Christian behave? I'm curious about your thoughts on this.
And the King & Tyrant™ answered and spaketh unto honeydew:
Why are you asking me? I'm not exactly the greatest example of a Christian you'll ever find. Never have been, in fact. The Apostle Paul, if memory serves, in fact chides himself as being one of the lesser Christians to have ever walked the face of the earth, and I'm right there with him. I'm positively awful, as far as that goes.
I mean, I can tell you how a "good" Christian ought behave, but I can also tell you that living a good Christian life is a damned sight harder (play on words intended) than you might think it is, particularly nowadays. (There's a lecture on this that dovetails nicely with why new Christians fail a great deal of the time, but that's another topic for another post.)
I'm not talking about what Christians believe, but how they treat and speak of other people. Is it okay to openly hate some of them and/or wish them dead?
I'd say that depends on what exactly you mean by "hate". It's often said that you can tell the character of a man by knowing who his enemies are. I have no problem wanting to see my enemies swinging from lampposts, if that's what it takes to prevent them from infringing on my rights as a human being, Christian and American citizen.
Now, I'd sooner they come around to the right way of thinking and acting, as defined by the Bible (not the Quran, not chakras and/or crystals, not Kabbala's book, Maitreya's book, Cthulu's book or anyone else's book - the Bible) - but, failing that, there's only one way to deal with people who want to rob us of our freedoms - and it's a messy one.
Oh, and just to clarify, by "wish them dead" I don't mean people on death row, necessarily (this isn't a quesiton about capital punishment), but people with whom one disagress, politically, religiously, or otherwise.
I'm not a terribly tolerant type. Fact is, neither is anyone else you'll encounter, particularly those folks on the left side of the aisle. The difference is that I admit it, and have no problem with it. I just love these PC types who whine & bleat about "tolerance" and "inclusion" - until it comes to including folks who are Christians and/or conservatives. Amazing how quickly we become boogeymen to them at that point.
To answer the question posed, in my opinion a good liberal is one who does not wish anyone dead just because that person disagrees with him or her. I also think a good liberal treats people with a fair amount of respect, even if he or she openly disagrees with what someone else says. Now, I'm fully aware that not all liberals hold to this definition, just as not all Christians do, not all conservatives do, etc., etc.
I don't remember how many times I've said this over the years, but I'll say it again: Conservatives didn't coin the phrase "extra-chromosome Right" - Algore did. We didn't accuse our political opponenents of attempting to poison the air, dirty the water or push Grandma down the stairs - our political opponents accused us of those things. And we never called Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister a war criminal - but the Anti-War Whore™, Mother Shitcan called President Bush that once again yesterday in Spain.
Here's the ultimate point: You wanna try and label me a hypocrite, feel free. I personally agree with Elephant Man in that this is what I think you're trying to do.
I also think that I don't give a shit. What I post here are my opinions, and if anyone thinks I'm going to apologize for them, ever, then they're in for one helluva long wait. An apology may happen eventually, but it'll be because I'm prompted of God to issue said apology, not due to any pressure the PC-crowd thinks it can put on me. If liberals are pissed off at what I say or think, that's perfect - it's what I set out to do in the first place.
Respectfully, Lord Spatula I, K&T
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December 17, 2005
Boston Charlie
Denizens, until I can find something resembling time, here's a reprise from the Grab-Bag™ - Deck The Halls, Pogo-style
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla walla, Washington, an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley'garoo!Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacola hullabaloo!Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly welly cracker n' too-da-loo!
Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantalope, 'lope with you!Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!Duck us all in bowls of barley,
Ninky dinky dink an' polly voo!
Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,
Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, Woof, Woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, Goof, Goof!
Hairy Blitzmas. Whatever. 
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December 15, 2005
Hey, Simeoni! Read this!!!
The Department of Bee-Effin'-Dee checks in with this news item concerning Sheryl Crow's hired dick boy toy lover live-in boyfriend.
ROME (AP) - Lance Armstrong has been ordered to stand trial in Italy on charges of defaming cyclist Filippo Simeoni.Armstrong's lawyer in Italy, Enrico Nan, said Thursday that the seven-time Tour de France champion was indicted Wednesday and scheduled to go to trial on March 7.
Nan said Armstrong does not face jail time, but he could be fined if found guilty.
Memo to the Rome judicial system: Good luck collecting.
Armstrong is being investigated for pursuing Simeoni during an early stage breakaway in last year's Tour de France and reportedly threatening him for testifying about doping abuse in the trial of an Italian doctor associated with Armstrong.Simeoni told an Italian court in 2002 that doctor Michele Ferrari advised him to take performance-enhancing drugs. Later, Armstrong reportedly called Simeoni a liar, and the Italian sued the American for libel.
Hey, Simeoni? You're not just a liar, you're an asshatted, limp-wristed, fuckfaced son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch liar.
Go ahead and sue me. And do please come try to collect...heh...heh...heh...
Ferrari was given a 12-month suspended jail sentence in October 2004 for sports fraud and malpractice. He has always denied he dispensed illegal substances to athletes and is appealing the sentence.
Oh, and you're a fuckin' criminal, too. Sod off, Short Bus.
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December 14, 2005
On Iraq
I do believe this says it all.
Reid, Kennedy, Pelosi, Murthafucker - I'm rubbing all your noses in this.
Come do something about it, if yours are bigger than pinheads.
UPDATE: Oh, yeah - almost forgot.
I not only question your patriotism - I'm challenging it outright. You libtards don't fuckin' have any.
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EUroweenies mad at Ah-nuld
Oh, now he's done it.
Administering the Fickle (Pointy (mheh)) Finger of Fate™ to Po' Widdle Tookie seems to have gotten the Pansy-assed Pondscum-sucking Pissweasels™ over in the EUrinal a might pissed off at the Governator.
VIENNA, Austria - California's execution of Stanley Tookie Williams on Tuesday outraged many in Europe who regard the practice as barbaric,
Would that be as oppposed to, say, the civilized practice of forcing tourists to breathe air horribly befouled by Fwench waiters who never bathe?
and politicians in Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's native Austria called for his name to be removed from a sports stadium in his hometown.
Oh, that'll show him, yes-sirree-Bob!!!
At the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI's top official for justice matters denounced the death penalty for going against redemption and human dignity."We know the death penalty doesn't resolve anything," Cardinal Renato Martino told AP Television News. "Even a criminal is worthy of respect because he is a human being. The death penalty is a negation of human dignity."
Yeah, tell that to the four human beings that Tookie the Crip Founder offed, willya?
At the risk of alienating a good portion of my readership, this is yet another reason why I severely dislike & distrust the Catholic Church. The Vatican, starting with Bennie & the Jets, needs to figure out that forgiveness is one thing, pardon is another. And while the state can forgive Po' Widdle Tookie, it can't pardon him - they were compelled to enforce the penalty for what he did, and they did.
And the Catholic Church and the rest of the EUroweasels have a problem with that? Like I give a flying fuck.
F.E.J.F.E
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December 13, 2005
We Three Kings Of...Palestine?
Well, Denizens, in scanning today's news headlines, there's not much that interests me a great deal.
And it's a little late to give Tookie Williams our obligatory "buh-bye, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, we paid a lot for that door" spiel. Besides, Misha's already done an admirable job of it himself.
Therefore, it's time to shake the cobwebs off the Grab-Bag™ and dust off what ought to be a Christmas classic.
Enjoy, spew warnings, etc, etc...
We Three KingsWe three kings of Palestine are
Packing Semtex into a car.
It was loaded and exploded
Bang!We two kings of Palestine are
Packing Semtex into a car.
It was loaded and exploded
Bang!I a king of Palestine am
Packing Semtex into a pram.
It was loaded and exploded
Bang!God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.........
Mheh.
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December 12, 2005
Swing 'n a miss!!!, by the DA...
Things are starting to slide again for the Demoscum. Elections in Iraq this week. Economy trucking right along, despite high gas prices. Bush's numbers starting to go back up.
And now it looks like Rush is gonna walk.
Roy Black, Rush Limbaugh's attorney, issued the following statement regarding Judge David F. Crow's decision today prohibiting prosecutors from asking the talk show host's doctors about his medical treatment and condition or information he shared with his doctors during his care and treatment.Black said:
"Judge Crow's ruling upholds our argument that the State cannot breach doctor-patient confidentiality just because it has obtained some medical records, and thus the state cannot ask the doctors its questions posed to the court during the hearing.
"Judge Crow's decision prohibits the State from questioning Mr. Limbaugh's physicians about 'the medical condition of the patient and any information disclosed to the healthcare practitioner by the patient in the course of the care and treatment of the patient.'
And without that ability to question those physicians, the local Jabert's case against Rush falls apart like well-cooked ribs from the bone. (snicker)
"We are pleased with the court's ruling upholding the patient's statutory right of doctor-patient confidentiality. We've said from the start that there was no doctor shopping but Mr. Limbaugh should not have to give up his right to doctor-patient confidentiality to prove his innocence.
Lot of us conservatives are pleased with it too, Mr. Black. Ronnie Earle ought to take note: Witchhunts against conservatives generally don't work very well.
"The medical records that the State has seized and reviewed now for nearly six months show that Mr. Limbaugh received legitimate medical treatment for legitimate medical reasons. Mr. Limbaugh has not been charged with a crime and he should not be charged."
The guess from here, Roy, is that he won't be.
Warms the cockles, it does.
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December 11, 2005
Islam's True Colors
Check out what BC's come up with on the Religion of Piss over at the Rott.
Good stuff, that.
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December 10, 2005
Richard Pryor: 1940 - 2005
One of the most popular comics of my generation, Richard Pryor, passed last night of a heart attack. He was 65.
Pryor was best known for his four-letter comedy, and was an inspiration to later stand-up guys such as Robin Williams and Eddie Murphy. Hit movies included Stir Crazy and Silver Streak.
The line for which I know him best came during a movie with Gene Wilder, the title of which I can't recall at the moment. The line goes, "Dat's right, dat's right, we bad". It's still in my repetoire today.
Richard Pryor will be missed.
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Nice to see where his priorities are
Denizens, today's rant begins with a quote from a previous rant found here:
Some people simply. Don't. Have. A. Clue.Consider the world in which we live today. We are at war. We're at war with a people who flew airplanes into buildings and have killed nearly 5000 of our fellow Americans, including two who have been beheaded. We have an election coming up that will determine whether we continue to fight this war, or whether we surrender.
We've endured yet more attacks on our culture and our way of life with lawsuits against the Pledge of Allegiance, and against the sacred institution of marriage.
Crime ravages our streets, disease destroys our bodies, and our culture, as the Bork (?) book says, slouches towards Gomorrah. And we wring our hands and wonder why.
That rant was about the name of a football stadium, and some folks' severely misguided priorities.
This rant is about a bunch of whiny brats throwing a temper tantrum because they didn't get what they wanted for Christmas - namely, tickets to a football game.
Just when fans thought the dustup over today's Highland Park-Marshall state high school football championship couldn't get any messier: Here come the politicians.
Oh, great. Just what we need - a bunch of bloated gasbags sticking their noses (and pieholes) precisely where they're neither wanted nor needed. One would think that these jerk-offs simply Do Not Have Enough To Do™.
After being slammed with phone calls and e-mails from brokenhearted Highland Park fans, state Rep. Dan Branch, R-Dallas,
And this is what has me the most pissed off over the whole thing. I would expect this from the crybaby Demoscum, who never met a judge-shopping spree they didn't like, who have made an art form out of going to the courts to get what they can't achieve at the polls.
But this??? From a fucking asshat member of my own political party? Mr. Branch - can I call you "Twiggy", even though I'm pretty sure you're definitely not - just what the Hell™ business is this of any of yours?
said Friday that he would hold public hearings on the "broken system" that allowed the Marshall coach to pick a tiny stadium that holds a fraction of the fans who would pay to see the game.
Broken system? Broken system????? What the ever-lovin' fuck, Twiggy, is "broken" about it, dumbass? Please, do enlighten us.
Hell, why don't you go whole-hog about it and do what the Donks do? Call it a "crisis" and really turn it up a notch, why don't you?
It's especially trouble, he said, "in a state that's famous for its 'Friday Night Lights'"
Hey, Twigster? That was a movie about a school out in West Texas - Odessa Permian - that never had any trouble playing its championship games in stadiums that didn't have luxury suites.
But then, that's the Permian Basin folk for you. They're not sniveling, pampered-assed, limp-wristed fucktards like you and the rest of the whiners in Highland Park.
and struggling to find money for its public schools.
And just exactly what, pray tell, have you managed to accomplish in that particular arena, eh, Twiggy? Where exactly have you been performing your assigned duties as a duly elected member of the Texas Legislature - eh, fuckhead?
"It's outrageous that a state final game is being played in a stadium so small that it denies access to thousands of fans, families and friends," said Mr. Branch, who leads a House subcommittee charged with finding revenue sources for schools and whose district includes Highland Park High School.
No, what's outrageous is that a Republican, whose philosophy (last I checked, anyway) is supposed to include fashioning a smaller, less intrusive government, is now threatening to bring Big-Assed Brother down in matters where it clearly doesn't belong, on an insitution that clearly doesn't need government looking over its shoulder.
All because Little Danny "Twiggy" Branch and some of his Highland Piss drinking buddies couldn't get tickets to the big game and will have to settle (SETTLE!!! (SOB!!!!!)) for watching it on TV.
His counterpart in Marshall, GOP Rep. Bryan Hughes, doesn't agree, saying the system is fair because it doesn't force rural schools to travel for every championship.
Yeah, funny thing about that: Rural schools don't quite have as much $$$$ as places like hoity-toity Highland Pork-Bellies.
I mean, it would be kinda of a damned shame if Marshall didn't have the moolah to drive its kids all the way to, say, Texas Stadium, and had to forfeit the game to the Highland Pissants. Then again, I'm sure their parents want the game to be handed to them, unearned, on a silver platter anyway, so...
Mr. Hughes, incidentally, has a ticket to today's game. Mr. Branch won't attend.
So. Fucking. What? I wouldn't give a shit if these kids played in front of nobody. This is not a matter for (*hack, spit*) lawmakers (*hack, spit*) to be sticking their ugly-assed noses in - I don't give a damn who has tickets!
Highland Park hasn't won a championship in 48 years, and the school wanted to play at Texas Stadium but lost a coin toss to Marshall, which chose Rose Stadium in Tyler, closer to home. It accommodates 14,000 fans at most.
Hell, I'm surprised Twiggy hasn't threatened to take the coin-tosser to court to have the damned thing thrown out! "Your Honor, playing our game where we want should be ours by Divine Right™!!! This coin toss is UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
Each school sold all of its 5,500 tickets in a couple of days – leaving an estimated 20,000 or more fans without tickets.Some wound up paying scalpers hundreds of dollars. Others paid Marshall residents to buy up some of that town's allotment – prompting a Marshall newspaper columnist to declare that a Scots fan would have to "pry my cold, dead fingers from the stub" before he would let it go to someone other than a "red-blooded Marshall Maverick."
Oh, but you folks in Marshall can't possibly love your kids more than the Highland Pissants love theirs. I mean, they're rich, and you're not.
Dallas resident Greg McCoy, a Scots football player in the 1970s, sent a friend to stand in line at 5:30 a.m. Tuesday, and still didn't get a ticket because the booster club had sold them all the night before. He'll have to settle for a watch party at his house."I was denied," he said with a chuckle. "What I would do is designate a stadium in August and let the teams shoot for a trip to that city. You're losing a lot of revenue the way they're doing it now."
And there's another Highland Pigass, looking at it from the financial angle. Hey, moron - ever occur to you that some kids play football simply for the love of the fucking game??? Why does it always have to be an issue of money to some jackasses?
Mr. Branch said he would make a recommendation for changes to the full House education committee next summer. One idea, he said, is for the University Interscholastic League to limit coaches' choices to major stadiums – such as the Astrodome, Texas Stadium or the Alamodome.
So help me Cthulu™ - if he does this, then I will give real $$$$ to whomever runs against him in next year's election. I don't give a flying fuck if this bastard is a Republican - this load of pond scum is just as bad as a Donk, AFAIC.
UIL officials won't comment on pending legislation, but they noted that schools had resisted changes in the past.Mr. Branch said the time has come for changes.
Yeah, I'd say it's time for change, all right. Such as getting your fat, sorry, pathetic ass out of the Legeislature and sticking it back where all it can do is spew methane where no one can smell it.
"This is a big deal," he said. "My phone has been ringing off the wall. This makes school finance look like a minor issue."
Glad to see where your priorities are, you stupid-assed dickhead.
So paying our teachers, financing our school districts, making sure the rest of our non-football-playing students - y'know, the generation who's gonna be taking over in about 20 years or so? - making sure they get a quality education? All that takes a fucking back seat to you and your Highland Pondscum drinking buddies getting tickets for a fucking football game, is that it?
Like I said: Some people simply. Don't. Have. A. Clue.
F.E.J.F.E. (Fuck 'Em. Just Fuck 'Em.)
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December 09, 2005
Mark the date & time...
...I have absolutely nothing I really care to say today.
(No, libtards, I wouldn't rest easy - this ain't gonna last. (wicked grin))
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December 08, 2005
They really need to air this nationally
Drudge has a story this evening on Republican plans to shove Dr. YEARRRRRRRGH's comments right back up his piehole.
The DRUDGE REPORT has learned from a top GOP operative that the Republican National Committee will provide state parties with a web video prior to release tomorrow afternoon that shows a white flag waving over images of Democrat leaders making anti-war remarks.The ad is in response to the controversial comments Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean and 2004 Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry made earlier in the week.
Whereupon we're about to be presented with People's Exhibit #7,617,998 that the Demoscum can dish it out, but can't take it.
Donktard whining about us questioning their patriotism in 5...4...3...2...
A Democratic strategist who had the web ad described to her said, “This is way over the top but we have no one to blame but Dean, Kerry and others who continue to pander to the anti-war activists within our party."
Better keep that to yourself, honey. Word gets around that you're dabbling in that drug called reality, you never know - your fellow Donks might stage an intervention...
The web video advances the Republican contention that the Democrats only have a “retreat and defeat" message on the war in Iraq.The video highlights the effect Democrats can have on the morale of U.S. soldiers.
One Republican strategist familiar with the ad said, “The Democrats, especially Howard Dean have a way of trying to turn the tables and say ‘that’s not what I meant’ – its just those ‘evil Republicans’ This video will make them crazy – it reinforces what they really believe with what they actually said – and that is devastating for the Democratic Party."
Let's hope that the rank-and-file find the balls to keep pounding the message home.
And frankly, libtards, I don't just question your patriotism - I challenge it outright. You don't have any. And I don't give a flying fuck whether you like that or not.
Deal with it, assclowns. (snicker)
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December 07, 2005
In Memoriam - 12/7/41
With all the hullabaloo about Hussein's trial, and terroristic fuckheads roaming the streets, and the Alito hearings and all that, or even how some churches are planning on closing for Christmas...
...did anyone happen to notice the date?
Yeah, guys. It's December 7th. As in, December 7th plus 64 years.
A moment of silent reflection, please, for the nearly 2,500 people who paid the ultimate price that day, and for the over 1,000 who were injured there at Pearl Harbor. The attack may be a more distant memory than recent events, but the memories are no less painful.
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December 06, 2005
TV or not TV (with apologies to Bill Shakespeare)?
I get the occasional question about what I like to watch on TV.
And it's always the stock answer: "Sports, primarily football & hockey, the occasional Star Trek re-run, stuff like that".
Between the phenomonon of so-called "reality tv" and the abject bullshit they're trotting out there as episodic television now, it'll stay that way, too.
NBC's popular prime-time program "Medium" shocked viewers last night as the main male character asks his wife if she's searching for a "thicker, longer penis."The exchange came 19 minutes into yesterday's show as the married couple – played by Patricia Arquette and Jake Weber – talked in their bedroom, a typical setting for the two characters in the program.
During last night's episode, entitled "I Married a Mind Reader," Joe Dubois walks into the bedroom late at night as his wife, Allison, a medium who helps law enforcement solve crimes, is sitting at a computer.
Joe: Whatcha lookin' for at this hour of the night? Drugs from Canada? A fast and convenient way out of credit card debt? A thicker, longer penis?
Allison: Oh! (she chuckles)Allison is searching for information on the Internet about an actor in an old TV program about whom she had had a dream. The penis comment was not relevant to the plot of the show.
And the crap they're putting out nowadays is not relavant to my life, which is why I don't watch it. And then the suits at the three major networks - oh, okay, we'll count NBC, too - wring their hands in angst and wonder why they're losing viewership.
Go read the rest. I have to go resist the urge to gag...
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December 05, 2005
Fuckface at it again
A year after the other Massahchewsshits loser, John-boy Fuckface Qetchup-ass, got the shit knocked out of him by President Bush (yeah, I'd call over 60 million voting against you thus), he's once again doing what he does best - trashing our troops.
A full year after losing the presidential election to President George W. Bush, Senator John Kerry still seems to be stuck in duplicitous campaign mode.Speaking Sunday as a guest on CBS’ Face The Nation program, Kerry tried to have it both ways, again, by saying he supports the U.S. troops in Iraq, but accusing them of doing despicable things.
Which is typical. I mean, when was the last time you saw a Democrat other than Joe Lieberman speak in glowing terms about our troops?
Said Sen. Kerry in response to a question by host Bob Schieffer about the progress of the war in Iraq:" ... And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the - of - the historical customs, religious customs."
"...not even when those houses contain people who think like me and T'Raisin, and want to see this country on its knees, turning and running with our tail between our legs, just like I helped us do in Vietnam. Uh, you did know I served in Vietnam, right?"
The remark was eerily reminiscent of Kerry’s comments about U.S. troops in 1971 upon his return from duty in Vietnam." … They told the stories at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country."
As reported by NewsMax during the 2004 presidential election, Kerry’s tendency to bash the troops has a long and not-so-proud history.
This, again, from a Senator who "voted for the war, before I voted against it.”
John-boy F'n Kerry is one lieutenant I think I'd've been honored to frag.
Asshole.
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Wizards of Winter
(Hat tip to Deathknyte and Admiral Monkeybone.)
Denizens, we'll start your Monday morning with one of the cooler video clips you'll see this Christmas season (although I gotta admit, the guy could lose the peace symbol).
Sound up. (Incidentally, the name of the tune is "Wizards of Winter" by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, which does a boatload of kick-ass stuff, especially when it comes to Christmas material.)
Enjoy.
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December 04, 2005
Damn good blog-linkagery
(Hat tip to the Imperial Torturer™.)
I'm linking to this guy.
And I'm linking to him because of this post.
I doubt I'll agree with everything he ever has to say, but I liked this. Guy speaks my language. (grin)
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She married that?????
Dita Von Teese, you just confirmed that you are a major slut.
Hell - if that skank is the best you can do, I'd sooner take Pamela Anderson than you. (For the Uninitiated™, Pam Anderson does absolutely nothing for me - especially given whom she apparantly likes to fuck.)
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December 02, 2005
Latest Bush poll numbers: Listening to us works
Denizens, as most of you know, I'm not that enamored with polls or poll ratings. These people get the same 1500 out of the same pool of 5000 or so from each coast, or so it seems. And the questions are always phrased in such a fashion as to extract answers with a decidedly leftward lean to them.
In any event, they've never asked me, and I suspect they've never asked you, either - so F.E.T.E, as the Imperial Torturer™ is wont to say.
That said, I'm encouraged by this latest round of numbers.
A new Fox News poll shows President Bush’s job approval numbers on the rebound.Bush’s approval rating jumped six points over last month’s result to 42 percent among Americans surveyed.
Hmmm. Could be because: a) the Lame Stream Media™ is finally beginning to report that all in Iraq is not as bad as they've been portraying it, and/or b) the President is finally listening to his base and grudgingly vowing to protect the US-Mexico border. (Now, whether Bush comes through on that is fodder for another post, but we'll get to that later.)
Now, he might win some more brownie points by telling Pelosi the San Fran Skank™, Teddy-the-Red-Nosed-Senator and Dingy Harry Reid what they can go do with themselves - but if he likes his poll numbers in the 40s...well, who am I to argue?
His disapproval numbers still outpace that figure, however, with 48 percent dissatisfied with his job performance, primarily centered on the war in Iraq.
Meaningless, when you consider that one part of that number are the fucktards who are going to hate him anyway, and the other part consists of folks who don't think he's hitting the Islamofascists hard enough.
Roughly equal numbers of Americans surveyed think the president either shared the best information available regarding pre-Iraq war intelligence or that he intentionally misled the country on that intelligence.
Again, one side will believe whatever bullshit the Kosnutsacks throw out there, and the other side knows that the Donk bimbos had access to the same material and came to the same conclusion, so these numbers aren't worrisome.
Democrats are trying to pound away at this apparent uneasiness with attacks on the president’s credibility coming from the usual suspects, such as Senators Ted Kennedy, John Kerry and Joe Biden, as well as Reps. Nancy Pelosi
And this is all they have? So you understand (yawn) why I'm not all that concerned, right?
and, surprisingly, Rep. John Murtha.
Why is this surprising? It's now come out that Congressman Cut-and-Run wanted to hand our balls to Somalia, too. A president committed to finishing the job in a war is clearly anathema to a chickenshit like Murthafucker, so WTF?
The White House has taken measured steps to move forward with its policy agendas on the war on terrorism and Iraq, immigration reform, the U.S. economic policy and other issues.
Right. And, Mr. President - just a word of advice: These numbers will continue to go up the more you listen to us - your base - and less to the Short Bus™ riders on the Left.
We're the ones that brung ya, W. Do the country a favor and dance with us.
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December 01, 2005
Murthafucker just doesn't know when to shut it, does he?
Well, Congresscritter Chickenshit (Cowardcrat-PA) has gone and opened his smelly piehole yet again.
Most U.S. troops will leave Iraq within a year because the Army is "broken, worn out" and "living hand to mouth," Rep. John Murtha told a civic group.
Ah, yes. I do hope the fucktards at Moore-on.org paid you handsomely for your little talk, Murtha, you Widdle Wanking Wussy-boy™.
If they're "broken, worn out and living hand to mouth", Murthafucker, you son-of-a-bitch, it's no thanks to you and your party of nancy-boys. The last two Demoscummic excuses-for-CICs spent their terms decimating the military, and each time, a Republican president has had to come in and repair the damage.
Is it any wonder that GOPers outnumber libtards in the military? Is it any wonder that you took it personally when Bubp uttered that line about what Marines never do?
Two weeks ago, Murtha created a storm of comment when he called for U.S. troops to leave Iraq now. The Democratic congressman spoke to a group of community and business leaders in Latrobe on Wednesday, the same day President Bush said troops would be withdrawn when they've achieved victory, not under an artificial deadline set by politicians.
And thank God that a Republican is prosecuting this war, not some limp-wristed weenie like Congressman Cut-n-Run.
Murtha predicted most troops will be out of Iraq within a year."I predict he'll make it look like we're staying the course," Murtha said, referring to Bush. "Staying the course is not a policy."
Oh, of course not. Now, bashing the troops in Congressional hearings, lying through one's teeth about them in the process, aligning yourselves with fuckers who call our troops "baby-killers" and worse, parking one's skanky ass in a ditch and calling our enemy "freedom fighters" - yeah, now that's a policy.
Asswipe.
Murtha, 73, the ranking Democrat on the House Appropriations defense subcommittee, expressed pessimism about Iraq's stability and said the Iraqis know who the insurgents are, but don't always share that information with U.S. troops.
Then let them die like the rest of the ragheaded Islamotards. One's either with us or with them - isn't that right, Jack-ass Murthafucker?
He said a civil war is likely because of ongoing factionalism among Sunni Arabs, and Kurds and Shiites.
Oh, there's a civil war brewing, all right. Just not where you think it's brewing, you traitorous asshat.
He also said he was wrong to vote to support the war."I admit I made a mistake when I voted for war," Murtha said.
Well, I admit that your parents made a mistake, too. Roughly 70 years ago.
The difference is that we gave you a chance. Shame that you won't do the same for the Iraqis.
"I'm looking at the future of the United States military."
I'm pretty certain that the military would rather you look at something else.
ESGBROFOAD, Congressman Cut-n-Run, you yellow-assed fucknozzle.
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