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February 14, 2006
On Little Debbie Shithead Schlussel
The good & benevolent Emperor Darth Misha I got a little snarky towards so-called conservative columnist Debbie Schlussel yesterday.
Might have had something to do with the fact that Debbie said something really, really stupid.
Now Misha, being Misha, went a little overboard with the invective - so when hasn't he? Cthulu knows that the right-thinking side of the Blogosphere™ isn't short on invective, particularly the colorful type.
So how did so-called conservative Debbie Schlussel, supposedly a fan of free speech and an enemy of friviolous lawsuits, respond to Misha's lambasting?
Simple. She threatened to sue.
And Misha, having neither the time, nor (we suspect) the money to fight a SLAPP suit of this magnitude, chose discretion as the better part of valor and retracted thoes phrases which offended the delicate, virgin ears of the big-boobed Ms. Schlussel.
Not sure what the Cupid Stunt™ might have seen fit to get out of Our Hero. Misha's not exactly independently wealthy, and any judgement against him would've almost certainly resulted in a bankruptcy.
I will say this, though: Schlussel, you stupid bint, we may not like how Denmark had treated Israel previously - but she's lending a hand in helping to defend her now...and whether you like it or not, the War on Terror indirectly benefits Israel, as well. Their enemies just happen, by the sheerest of coincidences, to be our enemies.
And Denmark's helping to fight them alongside us. And you wanna boycott their stuff - just like the fucking ragheaded Islamopricks.
Guess which side that puts you on?
AFAIC, Schlussel, you daft cow...double what Misha had said about you. That's my Article-One-Of-The-Bill-Of-Rights-protected opinion, and if you don't like it, you can shove it up your ass.
But should you decide to sue me, make sure your process server has his HMO all paid up.
Just sayin', is all.
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at February 14, 2006 07:26 PM
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Bankrupt the Emperor?
Just what are her actual provable damages other than hurt feelings anyway?
Let's summarize, shall we? She says offensive things about the Emperor's Country of Birth and its role in the battle against Islamothuggery. He responds by a insult about syphillis, and then discusses her sexual activities. Hypocritical 'conservative' princess responds with threat of lawsuit, hot on the heels of her own post criticizing the glut of junk suits cluttering the court system. It seems to me that if you are going to blow your 'conservative' credibility, you wouldn't engage in one of the pet peeves of the modern conservative. Note to DS if she's reading: you'd benefit more from challenging inside the forum, than with a lawsuit. Thin-skins don't have a place in politics.
Posted by: Blackiswhite at February 14, 2006 10:08 PM