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March 31, 2006
The Empire Strikes...well, it retaliates, let's just say that
Denizens, don'tcha just wonder what the pro-American-flag-burning crowd is thinking about this Right About Now™?
Tensions over immigration reform heightened in the Phoenix area's East Valley Thursday when students raised a Mexican flag over Apache Junction High School — and then other students yanked it down and burned it.
Good on 'em. It's about time these fucking snot-noses had it shoved up their collective ass that the universe doesn't revolve around them and their illegal excuses-for-parents.
"I know (they) shouldn't have burned the Mexican flag," said Jacob Stewart, a 16-year-old sophomore. "I heard it was raised above the American flag and that just irked me."
As well it should irk any citizen of these United States, young Jacob. I'll stand you to a beer...soon as you're old enough. 
He said the turbulence was tied to debates going on in the state Legislature and Congress, where ideas ranging from offering illegal immigrants a chance at citizenship to making them felons are being floated.Freshman Chelsea Garcia, 15, and junior Brittany Ramage, 16, said the unrest had more to do with long-running racial tensions at the school.
The week's events might have sparked some anger, Ramage said, "but kids aren't too deep about that stuff."
It matters not. What's important is that we're starting to decide we've had enough of these bastards.
The Hispanic student who brought the Mexican flag said he was responding to a remark directed at him Wednesday. The flag-raising, flag-burning, and shoving match that followed happened before most students arrived at school.
Damn - wish I'd've been there.
Six students — three Hispanic and three white — will be disciplined, Principal Chad Wilson said.
If young Jacob's parents have any sense about them, they're talking to their attorneys right at the moment. This assclown Wilson ought to have a lawsuit shoved up his skanky, Mexi-ass kissing hide any time now.
Wilson did say in a letter sent home to parents that there would be "increased supervision, including additional police officers, on the campus over the next couple of days."
How about some INS and Border Patrol agents while you're at it, Chaddie, boy? Or will that not set well with your butt-buddies at LULAC?
F.E.J.F.E.
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March 30, 2006
Don't threaten us, GOP
Denizens, I dunno 'bout you, but this sounds suspiciously like a threat.
A top Republican pollster has a warning for GOP congressional candidates in 2006: distance yourself from President Bush at your own peril.
Oh, really? Speaking as a constituent - you know, those of us who put you Congresscretins where you are today? - I have a warning for you to which you might pay more attention: Do what we want, or it won't matter where you are in relation to Shrubya.
In a memo to RNC chairman Ken Mehlman, Jan van Lohuizen said the link between President Bush and Republicans in the House and Senate is too strong to break."The president," he wrote, "is seen universally as the face of the Republican Party. We are now brand W. Republicans."
As long as President Take-It-Up-The-Ass-From-Vinnie-Fox insists on this half-assed "guest worker" program, that's not exactly a designation I'd embrace, y'know?
As a result, he said, Republicans tread on dangerous ground when they criticize the White House."Attacking the president," he continued, "is counter-productive for all Republicans, not just the candidates launching the attacks. If he drops, we all drop."
Then get your shit together in time for the midterms, or you all fucking drop. Starting with HR4437.
The veteran pollster also argued that results in the 2006 mid-term elections would be driven primarily by voter turnout. He is concerned Republicans will not be able to rally as large a turnout as Democrats.
You sure as Hell™ won't if you keep acting like the Party of Stoopid™ and running with tail tucked between legs from every illegal alien group that thinks they have a right to tell us how to run our country!
"Anything we do to depress turnout, by not running as a unified party for instance," he said, "could very well lead to serious consequences in November."
Only if you're unified in favor of yet another illegal-alien amnesty program.
You spineless bastards have been warned. We're pissed, and we're under no moral compulsion to vote for you, or even to come out and vote at all.
Govern yourselves accordingly. 
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Memo to you pro-illegal immigration morons
LC Xealot over at the Empire™ had a brilliant take on the immigration issue in this thread.
Read it here and see if this doesn't just say it all:
The illegal immigration thing is an easy issue to explain. I had a liberal friend who argued with me on the subject, and I explained it like this:The USA is our home, we live here… and we have rules, just like we have rules for our homes.
You don’t let just any idiot in your home, you have to get to know the person first.
1) Are you a felon? If so, I ain’t lettin’ you in my home. Why would anyone want criminals in their house… or their country?
2) Can you speak my language? If not, why would I want you in my home? What use are you to me if I cannot communicate with you.
3) Are you a mooch? I don’t let people in my home who raid my fridge without asking. Same goes for illegals and government services. If you bring your own beer though, we’re cool. I.e. if you work for it.
4) Do you know something? I’m not in the habit of letting dumb, lazy people in my home. Why would I want you here? We have enough dumb people to deal with as it is.
5) Do you know stuff about me, and do I know stuff about you? You don’t let someone who you know nothing about and who knows nothing about you into your home. So lets try some basic questions… like you know, What’s a Bill of Rights and where’s the statue of Liberty. And I’ll ask you some questions like “Where are you from?”
6) Are you sick or diseased? I don’t let people who are hacking up germs in my home, and we don’t want diseased people imported into our country either.
7) Do you hate me? If you espouse a hatred of me, I don’t want you in my home… or my country.
This is what Legal immigration is all about. Liberals make it out to be some racial thing, but you’ll notice that nowhere in that text did I ask or care about race or nation of origin. I don’t care where your house is, I don’t care what color your skin is. But I do care about those things above. We live here, this is our home, and it’s our right to say who comes in and who stays out. Anyone who says different has an agenda… a pretty messed up one at that.
"Indeed", as the ACLU-boinking Instapundit might say...
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March 29, 2006
On McCain speaking at Liberty U's commencement
Item: John "Silence the Vote" McCain (thanks, Alan K. Henderson) is scheduled to speak at Liberty University's commencement.
Caller on Limbaugh a few moments ago postulated that the likely reason McCain is going there is to tweak the Christian Right and tell them that they will never win another election, so they might as well get behind his all-but-inevitable campaign for '08.
To which, IYAM, the Christian Right should reply: "We may not win the election - but we can sure as Hell™ keep you from winning it, moron".
Just sayin', is all.
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Stupid Letter of the...millenium???
Denizens, the Stupid Letter Of The Month™ award goes to some moron named David Swaim in Dallas. Since I've no idea how long the Dullest Moaning Snooze will keep it on their site, I copied it here.
(As before, sorry - don't have access to the original letter to which Swaim the Short Bus Swami was referring.)
Here is what has to be one of the most stupid-assed lines ever uttered in any letter to the editor ever:
Entering the U.S. illegally is not a crime.
Let's hear little Davey Swaim utter that brilliant line once again, shall we?
Entering the U.S. illegally is not a crime.
One more time, just for posterity's sake:
Entering the U.S. illegally is not a crime.
Davey Swaim - you, dumbass, are one of the most stupid, fuckheaded, asshatted MORONS it's ever been my displeasure to read.
Where the fuck did you ever get the idea that doing something - anything - illegally was not a crime, you fucking loon?
Damn, we need to send some of these shitheads back to Romper Room™... 
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Random thought
It occurs to me that of all the folks we send to Iraq, Barry Lynn (Assholes Americans United for Separation of Church & State) should top the list.
I mean, look: Either he secularizes them, or they lop off his head.
Either way...we win. Y'know? 
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March 28, 2006
She's too what for this race???
(Hat tip to the SpatulaGoddess - sorta. (I'd read it already))
Proving yet again that thespians are at their most dangerous - to themselves, that is - when not reading someone else's lines, the Department of You Can't Be Fuckin' Serious brings us Sharon "Beaver Shot" Stone, and her take on the 2008 presidential race.
LONDON: Sharon Stone says former first lady Hillary Clinton should wait before running for president because she is too sexy for the post.According to contactmusic.com, Stone says the New York senator should take her place in the White House but only after she has lost some of her sexual power.
She says: "I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic. But I think it is too soon for her to run. This may sound odd, but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power, and I don't think people will accept that. It's too threatening."
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo-kay.
All together now...1...2...3:
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¡¡¡Vaya a casa, brats!!!
For a second straight day, snot-nosed chickenshit punks showed their asses in downtown Dallas.
Hundreds of students stormed Dallas City Hall on Tuesday morning, forcing police officers to shut down the building's elevators and corral rowdy protesters in the lobby.
Probably a good thing I wasn't there. A few dozen of those whiny-assed brats might've gotten hurt.
At least one girl was seriously injured en route to the protest in a vehicle accident.
Sorry, no sympathy. Disobey the rules, see what happens to you.
But just watch - the bimbo's asshole parents will probably sue the school district now.
As dozens of police poured onto the premises, the students were forced back outside, where they screamed choruses of "We won't go" and "Si, se puede" – Spanish for "Yes, we can." Several protesters were painted in red and green, and others wore T-shirts with slogans supporting their cause. Several said their parents supported their participation.
Which only goes to show that they should've been prohibited from breeding in the first place. It's fuckheads like these that make me almost want to listen to Kate Michelman.
"Everybody is here for the issue," said Fernando Torres, 15, who attends Pinkston High School in Dallas. "They brought flags, made posters and wrote things on their shirts. They wouldn’t do that just to miss school."
Uh, shithead? Yes they would. Stage one of these protests in 35 degrees, a biting wind and a hard rain and let's see how viva Mejico you brats are, hm?
At one point, Dallas Deputy Mayor Pro Tem Elba Garcia left the voting agenda meeting upstairs to address the crowd of teenagers, perching on a police car and shouting over a loudspeaker."You have been heard loud and clear," Garcia told them. "And it's very important that we spread this message in peace. We're waiting for the buses to take you back to school."
But the buses did not arrive until about midday – and the students, many from the Dallas and Irving school districts, were in no rush. With Mexican flags waving, they leaped into the City Hall reflecting pool, soaking themselves and their backpacks, and climbed over the modern art sculpture in the center.
Oh, yeah. They're protesting, all right.
"You cannot tell them not to speak out," Garcia said later.
Uh, Elba, baby? Si, tu puedes. Moreover, you abdicated your responsibility as a government official, sworn to keep the peace, by not doing just that.
Then again, both you and hubby Domingo are LULAC's putas, and these kids weren't white conservative Christians, so it's "let'm say whatever they want", is that it?
"The only thing we can do is make sure they do it peacefully."
Wrong, bimbette. You can drop the hammer on these punks & punkettes and kick their shitty little asses back into school, that's what you can do.
It'd require balls, though, so maybe neither you or hubby there are all that qualified.
Tuesday's walkouts continued the protests in response to proposed legislation that would make it a felony to enter the country illegally or to help illegal immigrants. On Monday, an estimated 1,600 DISD students gathered at the plaza in front of Dallas City Hall."We're informed. We know what's going on," said Marcela Martinez, 16, who left The Academy of Irving ISD after first period Tuesday.
Do you now, little girl? Who's the president? The vice-president? Secretary of State? Defense?
And seeing as you know everything - everyone your age already knows everything they're going to need to, after all - tell me what the penalty for truancy is in Texas. Seeing as you're "informed" and "know what's going on", after all.
"This country is filled with immigrants.
Yeah it is. And most of them got here legally and earned their citizenship, you stupid bint.
They're just trying to make our parents and us feel bad about where we came from and that's not fair.
Awwwwww, whassa matter, widdle babeeeeeee? Is'ms crying 'cause big, bad, mean Uncle Sugar is telling the truth about your illegal alien parents?
Mauricio Aquino, 17, said everyone at Irving High School knew about the walkout."It's not that we want to skip school," he said.
Bullshit.
"We want to defend our pride. We don't want to be seen as criminals."
Little too late for that now, cabeza de boyo.
Holding a "Viva Mexico" sign, Spruce student Marisol Garcia, 18, said she came to fight for the rights of her parents and family members, who were seeking a better life in this country."People are here for the issue," she said. "A lot of them have parents here illegally, and they want change."
Actually, I'd be in favor of change, myself.
The law now says if aliens have a kid born here, that kid's an American citizen. Lotta aliens come here for that very reason - so madre can drop her squid on this side of the Rio Grande.
I'd favor changing the law to send the kids back to Mexico with the parents. Can't break up the family, y'know. (snicker)
Grand Prairie school district spokesman Sam Buchmeyer students who left campuses would not be allowed back in class Tuesday and must bring a parent to be readmitted Wednesday.
If Grand Prairie were smart, they'd have INS agents there, too.
Just in case. 
Jason Cisneros, 14, said he knew he was supposed to leave Lee after first period."Maybe George Bush will know that he's hurting us and let us have equal rights," he said. "Christopher Columbus discovered America and he was from Spain, so it was our home first."
So much for being "informed" and knowing "what's going on". Columbus was from Italy.
See what happens when you cut class?
F.E.J.F.E.
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March 27, 2006
The taxman and the rabbi
Not much time to do a whole lot today, Denizens, so here's something out of the Grab-Bag™ from the Mothergoose:
The Internal Revenue Service sends an auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.""Yes," answered the rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer.
"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with all the crumbs from the matzo?"
"Ah, yes," replied the rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo meal."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the Internal Revenue Service."
"Internal Revenue?!," questioned the auditor in disbelief.
"Ah, yes," replied the rabbi, "Internal Revenue...and about once a year, they send us a little dick just like you."
Mhehhehhehheh...
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March 26, 2006
Buck Owens: 1929 - 2006
We lost yet another icon yesterday. Alvis Edgar "Buck" Owens has died at his home in California. He was 76.
Buck Owens was a country swing star long before country swing was cool, and long before I'd ever heard of him. I first noticed this man when he teamed with another country singer named Roy Clark to host a comedy program called "Hee Haw" - one of the most popular shows of all time - which ran in first-run prodcution for nearly 20 years, and is still in syndication today. It was a show that didn't have an agenda, other than to make America laugh.
No preaching, no political correctness, none of that - the cast & crew of Hee Haw wanted to make you laugh, and that was it. And, they never failed to do precisely that.
Godspeed, Buck, and prayers for your surviving family. You will be very much missed.
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March 24, 2006
Permanent employment is a wonderful thing
Guys, you will remember last year when Cingular Wireless (piss be upon them) dropped the axe on what was a promising career for me.
Since the tail end of November, I've been working as a contractor for a no-it-will-not-be-named company (yes, Cianderella Tierney, the no-he-really-doesn't-work-at-EDS chickenshit, still reads this blog and tries to hack into the comments on occasion, and I'll not give him the chance to try and get me fired before I'm ready), doing the PC-techie thing.
That will end on April 5th. On April 6th, I will begin yet another PC-techie-type position - this one being a temp-to-hire gig paying very nearly what I was making at Cingular to start, with a negotiable conversion rate (IOW, when I'm hired on three months hence, I get to negotiate my starting salary. Schweet).
Thanks to all y'all (yes, the plural of "y'all" is "all y'all" (grin)) for your prayers during the last five months or so. They've really been appreciated.
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Shar'ia court, bullets: Some assembly required
Well, I never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but I think it's time:
Get the troops out of Afghanistan. As in, yesterday.
And I say that because, if this is the way they're going to thank us, an ostensibly Christian nation, for saving their ragheaded asses from the Taliban...then it's long past time to get our troops out.
So we can nuke that shithole back to Hell™.
Despite an international outcry over the prospect of "liberated" Afghanistan executing a former Muslim for converting to Christianity, a judge dealing with the case today said his nation's judiciary will ignore outside pressure and act "independently."
Why do I get the feeling this Islamoprick's been listening to a little too much Sandy Ditz O'Bint?
Yesterday, hopes were rising that 42-year-old Abdul Rahman would be spared, amid widespread reports Afghanistan's government was attempting to find a face-saving way to free the man facing a death penalty.Afghan prosecutors reportedly claimed Rahman – facing death for converting 16 years ago from Islam to Christianity – might be "mad," and therefore not prosecutable.
Take a good, long look, Denizens. "Mad".
What you're looking at is Christianity's future in this country, and not nearly as far down the road as you might think. The day is coming when this ragheaded colostomy bag's views will be pretty much de rigueur in this country.
Rahman is charged with rejecting Islam, a crime under Afghanistan's Shariah-based laws."We think he could be mad. He is not a normal person. He doesn't talk like a normal person," prosecutor Sarinwal Zamari told the Associated Press.
No. He actually sounds like an average American. You know - the Christians who saved your sorry Islamonazi asses?
"Doctors must examine him," Moayuddin Baluch, a religious adviser to President Hamid Karzai, said according to the same report. "If he is mentally unfit, definitely Islam has no claim to punish him. He must be forgiven. The case must be dropped."
The case needs to be dropped anyway, you fucking Seventh Century rejects.
But today, Afghan Supreme Court judge Ansarullah Mawlavizada said, "Afghanistan is an Islamic country and its judiciary will act independently and neutrally," according to a Reuters report. "No other policy will be accepted apart from Islamic orders and what our constitution says," Mawlavizada added.
Suggest you rethink that policy, raghead. Especially in light of the fact that the people who saved your sorry asses could find something else to do...say, on the Mexican border. Be a damned shame if some Ba'athist terrorists came knocking on the doors there and found no one home but you burqa'd bastards.
Then again, you might just welcome them in with a hearty "hail fellow, well met"...
Dammit, now I need to go to the range...
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Follow the juggled ball
Denizens, your Amazing Item Of The Day™ is a two- or three-year-old video that was brought to my attention by the Sibling Unit™.
Dial-up Denizens, may take a bit, be patient. This is worth it.
Enjoy.
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March 23, 2006
Mavs choke again
Memo to Mark Cuban: If your team can't beat the San Transexual Limp-wristed Warriorettes, it doesn't deserve to win the NBA championship.
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Reid: Senator "Dangerously Incompetent"
Dingy Harry Reid must be suspecting that Dr. YEARRRRRRGH!!! is either planning on resigning as Demoscummic head, or is at the very least vulnerable to a coup. Because he's sticking his feet in his mouth almost with Dean-like regularity nowadays in what looks for all the world like at attempt to take over as head of the Party of Asses.
His latest verbal excrement came yesterday in an interview with the Assphyxiated Piss.
Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid called President Bush "dangerously incompetent" on Wednesday and said the administration ought to be doing more to prevent increasing sectarian violence in Iraq.
Actually, we agree. We here in the Realm™ propose that you and the rest of the Donktards in Congress volunteer to go and take the place of the Iraqi citizens.
That way, the Iraqis could be spared, the terrorists could have someone to practice their jihad on and America would be rid of its problems, as well. Everybody's happy.
"Where is (Secretary of State) Condoleezza Rice? Why isn't she over in the Middle East, as the chief diplomat of this country should be, trying to get the political forces to form a government over there?" Reid told The Associated Press.
Maybe it's because she's needed over here to counter each & every single piece of putrid bullshit you people are spewing from your skanky pieholes, Harry. Ever consider that?
Or would that be too much for your remaining one-quarter brain cell to fathom?
Reid said the U.S. was "failing three different ways in Iraq." Military efforts have lagged,
...for which the Demoscum's solution is to cut & run...
the economy is crippled by decreased oil and electricity production,
...for which the Demoscum's solution is to cut & run...
and attempts to form a representative government are behind schedule, he said.
...for which the Demoscum's solution is to cut & run.
Gee, I'm beginning to notice a pattern here.
The White House did not return calls seeking comment. Rice last visited Iraq in November and she is currently in the Bahamas meeting with Caribbean trade bloc members. She also traveled this month to Australia, South America and Asia, and visited the Middle East in February.
Which proves she's the Secretary of State - not the Secretary of Dingy Harry Reid's Personal Whim.
Reid criticized Bush for a series of recent appearances in key political states in which the president defended his Iraq war policies."Why isn't he spending time with these leaders in the Middle East trying to get this government formed?" Reid said.
Why should he, Dingy Assclown? Were he doing that, you'd no doubt find some other fault for which to criticize him, so why shouldn't he follow his own agenda, instead of catering to every little Donk fuck who bitches and moans?
Reid also criticized Bush's statement Tuesday that his successor in the White House would likely be responsible for deciding when U.S. troops leave Iraq."To me it shows how dangerously incompetent he is," Reid said. "'Stay the course, mission accomplished, bring 'em on' — the American people are sick of that. We need to change course in Iraq. ... I think the president burying his head in the sand is not going to do the trick."
Except he hasn't stuck his head in the sand, Reid, you tepid little tumblefuck. He's stayed the course, accomplished the mission, taken the best you and your honeyboy Islamofucks in Iraq have had to offer, and not only stayed upright, but won the '04 election against your butt-buddy John-boy F'n Qetchup-ass.
Sucks to be you, doesn't it, Dingy Harry?
Reid described conditions in Iraq as "low-grade civil war.""I don't know how you define civil war. We know they're killing an average of 50 Iraqis a day. At least it's a low-grade civil war," he said.
"Don't know how [we] define civil war", eh, dipshit?
Tell you what. I'll make you a deal: If it's a definition of "civil war" you want, then go ahead and prod your honeyboys over at MoveOn.org and all of Mikey Fatfuck's little protest weasels to start that revolution you asshats have been promising us for lo these last six years or so.
I think you'll find more than just a few of us who'll be happy to give you a full demonstration of just what the term "civil war" really means.
Go ahead, O Dingy Fuck - bring it on. We'll be waiting, you mousy little pansy-ass.
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March 22, 2006
I'd sooner trust the Birchers than this jackass
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you..."-Ancient Chinese proverb
People like to laugh at the John Birch Society and label them a bunch of "kooks". Wearers of tinfoil hats, moonbats - pretty much what the Demoscummic Party has become, y'know? Frankly, I find them to be of far sounder mind than a few Congresscritters I could name, but that's beside the point right now.
Now here comes a freakin' moonbat who likes to think he's somewhat conservative, a Dullest Moaning Snooze columnist name Steve Blowhard, gonna poke some fun at the Birchers.
Who says time travel isn't possible?
Pretty much anyone with so much as half a brain, Blowjob - which excludes you, I realize, but...
I got a bona fide '60s flashback last week when I attended a meeting of the John Birch Society.Remember them?
Wouldn't that be more like the '50s, Blowback? The '60s was the decade of free love, free LSD & pot...which I guess would explain your poor memory, wouldn't it?
Frankly, I was astonished to learn the Birch Society still exists. Shouldn't it have crumbled along with the Berlin Wall?
Yes, Blowhard - we're well aware that you wish Reagan-style conservatism would just go away so you angst-filled socialist limp-wrists could rule the world and make everyone wear paisley.
Sorry to burst your bubble, moron, but it's gonna take a helluva lot more than wishing to make us go anywhere. (snicker)
For those too young to remember, the Birch Society was one of many groups fighting the global menace of communism.
They were doing more than that, Blowjob Boy. They were fighting all entities who threatened the American way of life. The right to worship God and do as one ought, instead of letting one's god become one's belly and worshipping self, which is what you leftist fucks advocate.
And for standing up for all that is good and whole, this is their reward - to be shit on by a second-rate columnist.
But of all the patriots standing foursquare against communism, the Birchers were always the ones in tin-foil hats.
While the printed media folk were all sucking the Communists' dicks. (Two can play at that game, Blowhard, you leftist shit-for-brains.)
Or so it seemed. Bless their hearts, they were sort of the kooky cousins of anti-communism – the folks who never met a conspiracy theory they didn't bite.
Uh huh. No one told you about the Venona tapes, did they, Blowhole?
And sure enough, last week's meeting had barely started before there was a sneering reference to the Council on Foreign Relations.I got a nostalgic little shiver. How cute! They still hate the CFR.
Yes, they - and I - still hate and distrust the CFR, Blowjob, you son-of-a-bitch. What of it?
You know in the cartoons how the Super Friends always battled the evil Legion of Doom?Well, for Birchers, the starchy Council on Foreign Relations is the Legion of Doom. It's part of the nefarious "invisible government" that really runs the country.
Nowadays, reality has hit us square in the face - and we realize that you bastards in the media were not only on the side of the Communist shitheels, you're on the side against the United States today.
As for the "invisible government" at which you keep laughing, Blowhole - what, do you think any such group is going to take out full-page ads in your birdcage-liner announcing their intentions?
I mean, I realize you guys could use the money, what with your declining readership base 'n all, but...
Retired business owner Allen Huffhines invited me to the Birch Society meeting precisely because so many people think it's dead. He's trying to do a little resuscitation work.
Good on him. Best of luck, and all that.
Allen is such a nice guy. I like him even when he's calling me naive and misguided.
Even when you are? Plus a few other adjectives I know for a fact others would like to call you.
And then there was the opening prayer, in which an earnest fellow asked God to please "turn around the major media – so anti-God, so anti-American."He forgot. We're also anti-puppies and motherhood.
You're certainly pro-baby-butchering, remember? You're pro-heterophobia, remember? Or would you kindly like us to forget those little details and just "move on", hm?
The warm reception continued as Dallas-based Birch staffer Larry Waters blasted one of our recent editorials. He said: "What do you expect of a newspaper – once one of the greatest in the country? The Dallas Morning News is now basically in the clutches of the Council on Foreign Relations."Them again! Darn you, Legion of Doom.
Your paper actually was formerly one of the greatest in the country. Once upon a time.
Then you bought out your competitor - the Dallas Times Herald. From that point forward, you people have slipped considerably. To the point where your best columnist has to stoop to bashing people who love this country enough to want to defend her from defeat at the hands of your masters on the Left.
The featured speaker was Art Thompson, the Birch Society's new CEO. He is charged with rejuvenating the organization.And he seems to understand its problem. He noted that virtually everyone supports the society's basic philosophy, expressed in its admirable motto: "Less government, more responsibility, and – with God's help – a better world."
"Where we start to lose people is when we talk about conspiracies," he said.
Yes, thanks in part to folks like you, Blowjob, the attention span of the average American is roughly that of an average "American Idol" episode.
"And we lose even more when we talk about who the conspirators are. When you talk about Bush, you've got a problem."Yes, alas, our own George W. Bush is part of the global conspiracy to undermine America, they say.
Have you read your own rag recently, Blowhard? Are you paying attention, for example, to what's happening on our borders?
Or are you too busy poking fun at patriotic folk like the dickless socialist tool you are?
About 40 attended the meeting last week. The average age had to be nearly 70.
I think I may have to fix that, if for no other reason than to show them that not all of us worship at the kneecaps of a half-assed, B-grade Molly Ivins wannabe.
They were obviously sincere, well-intentioned people. And clearly there was wealth in the room. (In all my years in Dallas, it was my first time to bump into Nelson Bunker Hunt.)
Ahhhhhhhhh, the truth will out, after all. You hate the success level of these fine men, so you have to try to bring 'em down a notch. You can't handle how they've achieved so much more than you ever will, so you have to take a swipe at 'em.
Typical liberal fucktard.
But it all seemed like such a waste of effort and resources.No doubt they have kernels of truth. But who can find them beneath a mountain of bull corn?
Projection isn't your strong suit, is it, Blowhole? You're one to talk, seeing as most of your columns are full of nothing but bullshit.
But that's a typical liberal for you: Always accusing others of those things of which he's actually guilty.
F.E.T.E., as the Imperial Torturer™ is wont to say...
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March 21, 2006
Feinstein: Senator "Me too!!!"
Stop me if you've heard this before: A Demoscum is demanding that President Bush start pulling troops out of Iraq.
Not to be outdone by Dickhead Turban, Diane Whinestein (D-Californication) is insisting that Bush fire Don Rumsfeld and replace him with someone who'll do their bidding for a change.
Sen. Dianne Feinstein called on President Bush to fire Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld over his handling of the Iraq war and reduce the number of U.S. troops in Iraq from the current 130,000 to 50,000 by year's end.Feinstein, D-Calif., said Monday that Bush should replace Rumsfeld and other senior Pentagon officials with new leaders who will start pulling American troops out of Iraq.
Because obviously, Bush is not in control of his own Cabinet, or even of his own Administration. It's clear, y'know, that Cheney or Rummy or Condi is calling the shots at 1600 Pennsylvania.
"I say it's time to change course, to bring in another team," Feinstein said during a speech before the Silicon Valley Leadership Group. "We should not be putting American soldiers in the middle of a civil war with targets on their backs."
GASP!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!! Did you hear that, Denizens?! Our troops are in a war zone!!! With targets painted on their back!!!!!
Oh, the humanity!!!!!
Feinstein has been vilified by many California Democrats for her vote three years ago authorizing Bush to use military force in Iraq and for not calling for a full-scale pullout.
Because as has been made crystal clear, the California Leftards would rather stick their asses in the air and take it up the ass from the Islamofucks.
"We all know we can't cut and run," she said. "What I'm talking about is changing the nature of this mission."
"From one where we're winning slowly yet surely, to one where we cut and run".
Stupid bint... 
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March 20, 2006
Widdle Terri's now a Cowboy
I keep thinking I'm going to wake up, and the nightmare will be over.
I keep thinking that the only bitching I have to do about the Cowgirls during Perfect Football Weekends™ next year is how Drew "The Human Statue" Bledsoe has to be replaced, yesterday, by Tony Romo.
But the nightmare is real, and so is the pain. Little Terri Owens, He Who Can't Be Touched Without The NFL Making A Rule Against It™, is now a Dallas Cowboy.
From a purely football standpoint, the move makes sense offensively. With two quality receivers now on each side, teams will no longer be able to stack eight in the box against the run, thus giving Julius Jones & Marion Barber III more room to run. Nor will teams be able to run double coverage on Glenn, as they did when he lined up opposite Keyshawn Johnson. Patrick Crayton & James Witten will also benefit from what will almost certainly be looser coverage.
The only question will be whether the Cowboys can protect Bledsoe any better than they did last year. When they did, the Cowboys were very, very good.
When they didn't...
The other question surrounding Widdle Terri Owens is how many temper tantrums he throws before Opening Day. The child (and I do mean "child") is, quite frankly, a clubhouse cancer. He's split two locker rooms already, and there's not reason one to suspect he won't do the exact same thing here.
We can be reasonably certain that Terri will behave himself in 2006. Whether he does that in '07 or beyond is anyone's guess - and the smart money will forever say "no" on that issue.
As for me and how this figures into Perfect Football Weekends™ - I haven't decided. Do I retain the 'Boys as one of my PFW teams? Or do I join the Anti-Cowboy Faction and pull for whomever plays them this year?
I suppose I have time to think it over, but it's not a decision I relish making. I've lived & died with this franchise for over 30 years now, ever since I noticed that they were there and were worth paying attention to, and it'll be tough to tell them what they can do with themselves. (For me, anyway - I fully realize that Owner Jethro (thanks, Gil LeBreton) couldn't give two shits about what this scribe thinks.)
Tune in come August. For now - I'll put the over/under on Owens tantrums at...four.
Let the sport...commence!
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Can't get a straight answer out of 'em
The Department of "Well, duhhhhh!!!" chimes in this week with Fox News' Chris Wallace trying to nail Jello© to the wall - and not getting a whole lot in the way of results...
Repeatedly pressed by "Fox News Sunday" host Chris Wallace to reveal his party's Iraq war plan, Sen. Dick Durbin's answer was that Democrats want to bring the troops home as soon as possible.
As Wallace points out (as you will soon see), fuckin' everybody and their dogs wanna see the troops come home, Dickhead Turban - so tell me something new, why don't you?
Admitting, for example, that the right-thinkers in this country want to see our men & women come home after they've finished kicking Islamoturd ass up the Arab street and right back down it again - whereas you and your fellow Donktards Murthafucker, al-Qerry, Senator (hic!), Dingy Harry and San Fran Tran Nan just want to cut & run - well, that'd be a good start.
Wallace quoted President Jimmy Carter's national security advisor, Zbigniew Brzezinski, as having accused the Democrats, "his own party, of political desertion on Iraq.
And when you've got a Demoscum saying this, you have a problem. And when it's the former NSA for the weakest-on-foreign-policy-in-the-history-of-the-nation saying it...well...
"Democratic leaders have been silent or evasive. They have not offered an alternative to the war in Iraq. It's easy to criticize," Brzezinski said, according to Wallace, who then asked Durbin: "You talk about the lack of an administration plan. What is the Democratic plan? And be specific. What's the Democratic plan for Iraq?"
You would think that not even a Demoturd like Dickhead Turban (D-Fallujah) can evade a direct question like that.
And you'd be wrong.
"I'll be very specific," replied Durbin, D-Ill. "But I can tell you, to start with,
Translation: "Evasive manuevers, Mr. Sulu!!!"
failed policies such as the one we have in Iraq
Y'know what, Senator Dickhead? I think I'm getting just a weeeeeeeee bit tired of all this carping about "failed policies" in Iraq. We kill the Islamonazi ragheaded fucks, we set up a new government in Iraq that doesn't wanna rain WMDs down on our heads, we move on to the next group of terrorists. What's so failed about that?
The only thing wrong with it is that Bush is trying to be too cutesy about it, what with all this "Religion of Peace" crap he's been trying to foist on us for lo these last four years. In fact, it could very well be argued that he's trying to prosecute this war as if he were a Demoscum - just like Vietnam, with one hand tied behind our backs, instead of just leveling the towns (like Fallujah) that need leveling.
gives us few options. And we understand that. We've been painted into a corner in this situation."
You don't understand shit, Senator Dickhead. What we understand is that you think you can create reality simply by chanting the same things over and over as if they were your personal mantra. The Bush policies are not failures, but should they not succeed it will all be because of your constant bitching and moaning in your attempts to regain power.
And if you attempt to fuck up this war on terror for all of us...well, trust me - I don't think you wanna go there.
When Wallace countered that with, "Well, that's criticism, sir. What is your plan?" Durbin waffled, saying "Well, hold on, if you will, please.
"Because I have to drone on and on a little longer in hopes that maybe you'll forget you asked me that."
What we propose and what Senator John Warner accepted as a bipartisan approach in the Senate includes the following.
John Warner is not the Commander-in-Chief of the United States Armed Forces, Senator Dickhead. You'd do well to remember that.
This year, 2006, a year of transition, where the Iraqis take control of their own security and defense.
Gee. What a novel concept. Must be why President Bush has been touting that all along.
"Secondly, the Iraqis are put on notice they have to form a government that embraces all of the factions within Iraq so that we can see finally a government of unity leading to some sort of progress for the people of Iraq.
And again. Damn, it's almost as if Bush has ol' Turbanboy on marionette's strings, y'know?
"And finally, we have to have from this president accountability, clear accountability, where he says every three months what progress is being made.
BZZZZZZZZZZT!!! No, but thanks for playing anyway, Senator Dickhead. You gave Bush the authority to prosecute this war any way he needed to. I think the "accountability" needed here is an explanation why you and your fellow Demoscum have been trying to undermine his efforts at every turn since then.
Looks like you got some 'splainin to do, Dickie boy.
His first report, incidentally, was not an encouraging one. It's an indication that despite all the rhetoric, we have not made progress this year."
Did you read his report, or was that the NY Slimes???
Still looking for an answer, Wallace said: "But saying a year of significant transition, with all due respect, sir, is just a phrase. I mean, you know the situation there. There are 133,000 troops on the ground. Is it the Democratic plan that you could get all of them out by the end of the year, 30,000, get under 100,000? What's the Democratic plan?
And still Dickhead Turban refuses to give Wallace a simple answer to a simple question! But, undaunted, Chris presses on...
Said Durbin: "My wish is to bring the troops home as quickly as possible." After Wallace observed that, "Well, that's everyone's wish, sir," Durbin said, "Withdrawing them tomorrow is not realistic.
Your pal Murthafucker seemed to think so.
But I will say this. We believe that if this president has a plan, and I'm not sure that he does
We're not sure that the matter between your ears is fecal, rather than gray, Dickhead - but that's beside the point at them moment.
that it will be demonstrated by the end of the year that Iraqi forces will replace American forces. If they do not, it's further indication of the failure of this administration."
And you base this half-assed conclusion on what, exactly? Are you expecting Bush, Cheney, Rummy, Condi and the rest of 'em to go over there and personally oversee the training of each & every recruit?
In addition, of course, to also overseeing the war effort in Afghanistan, domestic issues over here and having to respond to each and every one of the Left's pissant whines?
In the end, Wallace's question went unanswered.
Which, in the final analysis, should have surprised no one. Jello© to the wall, guys - remember?
F.E.J.F.E.
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March 19, 2006
Then & now
Denizens, your Daily Dose of Humor™ comes courtesy of Loyal Citizen Juandos. Enjoy.
From 1970-2000
1970: Long Hair.
2000: Longing for hair.1970: Keg.
2000: EKG.1970: Acid Rock.
2000: Acid Reflux.1970: Moving to California because it’s cool.
2000: Moving to California because it’s warm.1970: Douglas Street bridge.
2000: Dental bridge.1970: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your parents.
2000: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your children.1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.1970: Seeds and stems.
2000: Roughage.1970: Our president’s struggle with Fidel.
2000: Our president’s struggle with fidelity.1970: Paar.
2000: AARP.1970: Hoping for a BMW.
2000: Hoping for a BM.1970: The Grateful Dead.
2000: Dr. Kevorkian.1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
2000: Getting a new hip joint.1970: Rolling Stones.
2000: Kidney stones.1970: Being called into the principal’s office.
2000: Calling the principal’s office.1970: Defy the system!
2000: Upgrade the system.1970: Peace sign.
2000: Mercedes logo.1970: Parents begging you to cut your hair.
2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.1970: Take acid.
2000: Take antacid.1970: Passing the driver’s test.
2000: Passing the vision test.1970: "Whatever"
2000: "Depends"
Should I be disturbed that I'm closer to the latter than the former??? 
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March 18, 2006
Desperate nymphoid
Guys, remember the old saw about the difference between a slut and a whore? A slut was a woman who slept with everybody, whereas a whore was a woman who slept with everybody but you.
Neither of those definitions applies to the newest member of the "I Wanna Be Like Madonna And Selena" club, Eva Longoria - but to hear her open her skanky piehole, y'just wanna make her wear that lingerie anyway, y'know?
Eva Longoria says she would consider having a child out of wedlock with NBA star-boyfriend Tony Parker – but he wouldn't.
One wishes that were because of some moral standard present in Tony Parker's life. But, as we'll soon see, that's obviously not the case.
"I would," the 31-year-old "Desperate Housewives" actress says in an interview in Allure magazine's April issue, on newsstands Tuesday.
How nice for you, Eva, honey. I'm just positive there are millions of men who'd give their right nut to oblige you on that count.
But it's pretty clear you haven't completely thought through all the ramifications of having a child, period - much less whether or not said child would fit the dictionary definition of the word "bastard".
Then again, that's what happens when bimbos like you think with their clits. Color me not terribly impressed.
"But Tony won't...He's only been with one other person in his life."
Wellllll, I'm sure that wouldn't be too much of a problem for she who wants to be Generation Y's (Z's?) Carmen Electra. Just play with the guy's dick for a few minutes and he'll be putty in your hands.
I mean, that is how you little nymphette sluts think you can control us, isn't it?
Longoria says it was "lust at first sight" when she met Parker, 23, a point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, in the Spurs' locker room after a game last year."He's very sweet," she says of her French-born boyfriend. "I'm the experienced one. I'm the teacher, especially about love.
How old is Parker again? Eva, honey, I really don't think you want to be making analogies like that, especially in light of scandals like the one involving Debbie LaFave...
He's always telling me he's never met anyone who loves the way I do – wholly and freely and unconditionally."
Translation: he's never met anyone who loves fucking like bunnies.
She also clears up speculation that they will soon walk down the aisle: "No, no, no. But we know exactly what we want in our future.""Our children will speak French," she adds.
How lovely to know that Mommie Dearest's bastard children will speak Fwench. Will they be brie-sucking surrender monkeys too, Eva, honey?
Parker appreciates her "plucky" attitude, Longoria tells the magazine."Since I grew up in Texas, I'm like the people he's gotten used to around San Antonio instead of being a Hollywood actress who's selfish and arrogant and full of herself ... and screamy," she says.
'Scuse me? Uh, I've got news for you, bimbo - "a Hollywood actress who's selfish and arrogant and full of herself" is precisely what you are. You could not have described yourself any more inaccurately. You pretty much spent the entire interview, from the looks of things, putting the lie to this one teeny, tiny blurb of yours.
But this is what happens when people who gain fame & fortune from reading other people's writings have to actually think for themselves. Especially when said readers are getting by on their looks, rather than the abject vacuum that is their brains.
Longoria stars opposite Michael Douglas, Kiefer Sutherland and Kim Basinger in the thriller "The Sentinel," set for release next month.
If I were Tony, I'd have kept an eye on Eva & Michael (Eva & Kiefer? Eva & Kim???) during the shooting of that particular flick. Never know when Eva's gonna have another "lust at first sight" moment.
She divorced Tyler Christopher, who stars on ABC's "General Hospital," last year, after three years of marriage.
So much for loving "wholly and freely and unconditionally", eh, Eva? Wonder how Tyler feels about you verbally flaunting your minx-ness all over the place, hm?
What a fucking bimboid slut...
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March 17, 2006
No Iraq - Al-Qaida link, eh?
Denizens, how long have we had to put up with these shit-for-brains Donktards who keep bleating tirelessly (well, for them anyway...I know I tired of it a helluva long time ago) that there was never any connection between Hussein's Iraq and Al-Qaqa Al-Qaida, or even between the Taliban and Iraq?
Well, I've got three words for those fuckheads: 1. Game. 2. Set. 3. Match.
Among the pre-war documents posted online yesterday by the Pentagon is a letter from a member of Saddam's intelligence apparatus indicating al-Qaida and the Taliban had a relationship with the regime prior to the 9-11 attacks.The letter by the member of Saddam's Al Mukabarat to a superior, dated Sept. 15, 2001, reports a pre-9/11 conversation between an Iraqi intelligence source and a Taliban Afghani consul.
Things that make you go "hmmmmmmmm". No link between Iraq & Al-Qaida, huh?
The letter indicated Osama bin Laden and the Taliban in Afghanistan were in contact with Iraq – noting a specific visit to Baghdad – and said the U.S. had proof Saddam's regime and al-Qaida were cooperating to hit a target in the U.S.The document said the U.S. was aware of such a relationship and could strike Iraq and Afghanistan if the attacks proved to be tied to bin Laden and the Taliban.
The translated text is as follows:.
In the Name of God the Merciful
Presidency of the Republic
Intelligence Apparatus
To the respectful Mr. M.A.M
Subject: Information
Our source in Afghanistan No 11002 (for information about him see attachment 1) provided us with information that that Afghani Consul Ahmad Dahestani (for information about him see attachment 2) told him the following:
1. That Osama bin Laden and the Taliban in Afghanistan are in contact with Iraq and it that previously a group from Taliban and Osama Bin Laden group visited Iraq.
2. That America has proof that the government of Iraq and Osama bin Laden group have shown cooperation to hit target within America.
3. That in case it is proven the involvement of Osama bin Laden group and the Taliban in these destructive operations it is possible that American will conduct strikes in Iraq and Afghanistan.
4. That the Afghani Consul heard about the subject of Iraq relation with Osama Bin Laden group during his stay in Iran.
5. In light of this we suggest to write to the Commission of the above information.
Please view… Yours… With regards
Signature:……, Initials : A.M.M, 15/9/2001
Foot note: Immediately send to the Chairman of Commission
Signature:………….
Oh, sure. Nothing to see, move along.
Go read the rest. Then, next time a Demoscum tries to tell you that there was no Iraq - Al-Qaida link, feel free to laugh in their face.
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March 16, 2006
How 'bout some green beer 'n ham...?
Do not adjust your set. There is nothing wrong with your monitor.
This is Spatula City BBS!'s annual St. Patrick's Day transformation. For one day out of the year, the Realm™ turns...well, green...to honor he who drove the snakes out of Ireland.
(Besides, this color scheme is sure to piss Cian "Real Chickenshit" Tierney off. 
)
Now for some of that green beer-flavored-type beverage...
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March 15, 2006
San Antonio Denizens, heads up!
Buzz me. I have an assignment for you.
Thatisall™.
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EATAPETA day, hooray!!!
Meryl Yourish reminds us that today is EATAPETA (Eat A Tasty Animal for PETA) day.
To that end, I'll be at the Hooters in Plano (north of Plano Pkwy on the US 75 frontage road) to celebrate with chili & wings sometime during the traditional lunch hour, or maybe shortly thereafter.
Memo to Denizen and fellow blogger Alan K. Henderson: If you plan on showing up, lemme know.
Thatisall™.
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March 14, 2006
Yet more Gratuitous Gun Pr0n™
It's that time again, Denizens. Time for yet another round of pictures of my newest hobby.
A Walther P22, .22 caliber. For fun and warmup.
A Taurus .357 magnum revolver. Takes over as the likely choice of carry.
A Hi-Point .40 S&W model JCP. Probably wouldn't have gotten it if it'd been over $200. Does feel good in the hand, though.
Hmmm. Maybe I should apply for a dealer's license...
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Aiiiiiiiii-yaaaaa!!!!!
Yes, Denizens - His Rudeness™ has been infected by the Cute Overload virus. (sigh)
But this is just too cool to pass up. This is the same thing Alfie The Big Yellow Lump Masquerading As A Cat™ does to Pup-Pup on a nightly basis.
(Yes - spew warnings in effect.)
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March 13, 2006
Getting a little nervous, isn't she?
What was it Voltaire said? "Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely"?
Funny thing about becoming a Soprano Supreme Soprano Court justice - you tend to let it go to your head. Lifetime appointments to the bench seem to be shortly followed by delusions of grandeur.
Witness, for example, the Mostest Firstest Female-type Bimbo™ ever to serve on the Court - Sandy Ditz O'Bint. Now that she's off the bench, she's wasting no time showing us all what a slut of a tyrant-ette she was on it.
Retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor has warned that the U.S. is in danger of moving toward "dictatorship" if Republican leaders continue to attack the judiciary for liberal bias.
You mean, Sandy baby, as opposed to the dictatorship you and those other four bastards - Stevens, Souter, Ginsberg and Kennedy - tried to establish while you were there?
In an address to corporate lawyers at Georgetown University, O’Connor declared: "We must be ever-vigilant against those who would strong-arm the judiciary."
"Because if we don't, we'll no longer get to impose our twisted-assed morality on them."
She pointed to dictatorships around the world as examples of where political interference with the judiciary might lead, according to the Guardian’s report on the speech."It takes a lot of degeneration before a country falls into dictatorship, but we should avoid these ends by avoiding these beginnings."
You're forgetting a step, Ditzy, ol' girl. That's the step where those who would be our gods get it through their thick-assed heads that nothing they say or do could ever possibly be wrong.
An attitude such as you're exhibiting right now.
O’Connor pointed to a warning to the judiciary issued last year by Tom DeLay, the former House majority leader, following a court’s decision to order that brain-dead Terri Schiavo be removed from life support.DeLay said: "The time will come for the men responsible for this to answer for their behavior."
He also castigated "an arrogant, out-of-control, unaccountable judiciary that thumbed their nose at Congress and the president."
Such statements "pose a direct threat to our constitutional freedom," said O’Connor, who was appointed by Ronald Reagan and served 24 years on the Court.
IOW, Denizens, Tom DeLay's Constitutionally-guaranteed right of expression is a threat to our Constitution. That the people of this country might actually want to hold they who would rule over us to account is a threat to a government where the people supposedly rule.
Or maybe Ditzy is starting to get a little antsy that maybe she and her fellow bench jockeys have bitten off a little more than they can chew. Maybe she grows a little uncomfortable at the close proximity of the people's collective hand at her throat.
Ditzy, maybe if you and your fellow Sopranos hadn't acted like such tyrannical assholes, or hadn't decided amongst yourselves that international law was just fine to rule us by, or hadn't let corporate hogs steal land via eminent domain from us poor commoners like you did in Kelo, or not come down on the side of that murdering piece of putrid-assed filth Mikey Schaivo, maybe you wouldn't be pissing your Depends© right now at the thought of us kicking your slimy ass.
Just sayin', is all.
"I want you to tune your ears to these attacks," she told the gathering of attorneys."You have an obligation to speak up."
"Hellllllllp!!!!! Protect ussssssssssssssssssss!!!!!"
She also noted that Sen. John Cornyn, R-Tex., last year suggested there could be a connection between several acts of violence against judges and the decisions they made.
And he was absolutely bang-on right. When the wicked rule, the people groan, as Scripture says. And if they continue to rule like tin-horned dictators, there's liable to be a lot more of that where that came from.
O’Connor added that judges would not be doing their jobs if they did not occasionally make politicians angry, and said the courts’ effectiveness "is premised on the notion that we won’t be subject to retaliation for our judicial acts."
Then if I were you, you Deluded Dumbassed Dildo-sucker™, I'd start issuing rulings a little more closely aligned with what the people want, based a little more in morality than what you fuckheads have been doing. The Tree of Liberty's watering can is within reach, and you jackasses are giving us a reason to want to grab it and tip it over.
F.E.J.F.E.
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March 11, 2006
Happy wedding day!
HOUSTON - Denizens, remember the early days of the blog, and the concept of Chick Chasing™?
Haven't chased 'em much since splitting from the Lady™, but that's another post for another time.
One of the previously Chased Chicks™ is getting married here today, and I'm an invited guest.
Congratulations, Susana Mayela Valdez. This King & Tyrant is genuinely happy for you and your betrothed.
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March 10, 2006
Illegals kick in our doors, demand we make 'em feel at home
Denizens, I can only remember one policy of Ronaldus Magnus' with which I vehemently disagreed: The amnesty program for the fucknozzled undocumented workers illegal aliens criminal invaders.
We who opposed the President said at the time that, basically, if you give them an inch, they'll take a mile. Well, Reagan did - as has every single president since, in one form or another - and now they want fuckin' kilometers.
And when we WHO WERE BORN HERE AND ARE HERE LEGALLY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH so much as utter a peep about it - why, we're racist scum unfit to share our America with them.
Witness this we-don'-need-no-steenkin'-green-card whinefest in Shit-cago yesterday.
An estimated 100,000 people gathered in downtown Chicago today to protest a bill in the U.S. Congress that would tighten immigration laws.Police say many streets have been blocked in the city's central Loop, reports WLS-TV in Chicago.
Damn, what I wouldn't have given to have been there with a few truckloads of Napalm™.
The bill prohibits any offer of assistance to an illegal immigrant.
Damned straight. You're in this country illegally - especially after 9/11 - AFAIC, you're not just committing a crime, you're a fucking invasion force, and give me one damned good reason why I shouldn't shoot your sorry alien ass on sight, to say fucking nothing about having our socialist gummint give you my hard-earned tax dollars as "assistance".
Opponents, including illegal aliens, congregated at the Chicago Federal Center, complaining the measure discriminates against illegal residents and robs them of a chance at the American dream.
Here's a clue for you 100,000 fuckfaced, shit-for-brains twits: The American Dream is usually achieved by law-abiding citzens - not you sons-of-welfare-queen-bitches who think that all you have to do is have some fat-assed illegal-alien consuela drop a kid on this side of the border to get a handout.
"I guess we're only here for cheap labor. It is not right.
Finally!!! we agree on something. No, it's not right. So how's about getting your ass back to Mexico, eh, numbnuts?
We are only here for more military.
Oh, and take a course in critical thinking whilst you're at it.
We can do everything but be citizens and have civil rights," said Juan Zavate, according to WLS.
That's right, Juannie - because you're, by definition, criminals - and the only "right" you have is to have your sorry asses kicked back across the Rio Grande.
A doctor and immigration reform activist, Sean Gavin, complained the bill would make giving aid and health care to an illegal alien a felony.
Gee, let's hope so.
"We, as doctors, going to be jailed have felonies because we're helping the people?
No, fuckhead, "going to be jailed" because you're aiding and abetting criminals. Fugitives from justice. Lawbreakers.
Tell me - what part of that are you having difficulty understanding?
This is what we have committed our lives to – to helping the people," he said. "You can't take it away from us, you can't legislate it away from us.
Yes, we can, dumb shit - and yes, we're going to. Suggest you try a little strategy called "dealing with it".
We won't stand for it."
Oh, please try it. I just fucking dare ya.
Supporters of bill said they are accused unfairly of being bigots and insist the country's resources are for legal residents."We have always been called racist, but it has nothing to do with racism," said Carmen Mercer, Minuteman Civil Defense Corps. "This is a national security issue, a public safety issue."
Not to mention an issue involving a criminal act. Why should we expect these illegal bastards to obey the rest of our laws if they won't obey this one, hmmmmmmmm???
An illegal alien at the rally, Celina Nunez
...who wasn't arrested and shipped back across, and why is that???
said many parents who are not citizens have children who are, and the bill "will cause them to be separated
Nahhhhh, not at all. We're a benevolent King & Tyrant™, if nothing else.
Ship the kid's ass back across, too.
and it is not fair because citizen or not, we have rights.
Not here, you don't, bimbo.
And we want to live the American dream, not just Americans."
Then obey our laws and come live here the right way...the legal way.
Otherwise, consider yourselves enemies, and prepare accordingly.
Assholes. F.E.J.F.E
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March 09, 2006
Dubai pulls out
Good for Dubai. Maybe.
Looks like Dubai Ports World is pulling its management out of those US ports.
Bowing to ferocious opposition in Congress, a Dubai-owned company signaled surrender Thursday in its quest to take over operations at U.S. ports."DP World will transfer fully the U.S. operations ... to a United States entity," the firm's top executive, H. Edward Bilkey, said in an announcement that capped weeks of controversy.
Which is probably what should have been done in the first place. Why those ports aren't already under American control in that fashion is beyond this scribe.
Relieved Republicans in Congress said the firm had pledged full divestiture, a decision that one senator said had been approved personally by the prime minister of the United Arab Emirates.
Translation: "Good. Now maybe we can save our political asses come November. With any luck, the voters' memories will prove to be short on this one, as well."
"The devil is in the details," said Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid of Nevada, reflecting a sentiment expressed by numerous critics of the deal.
The devil is always in the details, O Dingy One. You're just pissed because you're afraid you won't be able to use it against the GOP in the midterms.
The announcement appeared to indicate an end to a politically tinged controversy that brought President Bush and Republicans in Congress to the brink of an election-year veto battle on a terrorism-related issue. The White House expressed satisfaction with the outcome."It does provide a way forward and resolve the matter," presidential spokesman Scott McClellan said.
I wouldn't be so sure of that, Scotty. Mark my words - Bush has finally given the Donktards something with which to beat him about the head & shoulders.
You guys just watch and see if this doesn't become W's "read my lips" moment - the issue that, combined with his seeming lack of concern for our borders, does him and the Republican Party in.
With any luck, it'll wake up the conservative base of the GOP, and ensure that no one named Bush ever gets a chance to occupy the White House again.
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March 08, 2006
Hi-Point: Good gun, good price
Hi-Point handguns are funny animals. (Funny strange, not funny ha-ha.)
They have a love-hate relationship with their owners - said owners either love 'em or hate 'em. Check out this thread, or even this one, and you'll see what I mean.
So I bought a C9 at the Big Town (Mesquite, TX) gun show last month - you may remember I blogged on it - and took it to the range to give it a workout.
And the thing promptly jammed on me with the second mag, leaving me with a live round planted firmly in the barrel like what needs to be done to the Rev. Mykki Chickenshit's ass with a cactus. No amount of coaxing could get the round out. Thought about taking it to a local gunsmith - but wouldn't you know it, said gunsmith was out with the flu.
After a little reading, I came upon something interesting about the Hi-Point: Trigger linkage - that is, the point at which the gun actually gets fired - goes away when the magazine is not queued up. IOW, no mag, no fire.
Went to a range tonight, shoved a mag into the holder.
BAM. Sweet.
Put between 50-60 more rounds through it, and understood why I'd gotten it in the first place. Not the most attractive gun out there, but it feels good going in the hand, not too much recoil - good gun.
Count me in on the side of the pro-Hi-Points. Got me a helluva bargain with this one.
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March 07, 2006
Wal-Mart scam??? :-)
Yet another One-Legged Man™ day today, guys, so here's a blurb sent in by the Mothergoose in Denton:
Wal-Mart Scam:I don't know how many of you ever shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to warn you of something that happened to me while I was shopping at Wal-Mart, and it very well could happen to you. Here is how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18 to 20 year old girls come over to your car while you are loading whatever you bought into the trunk of your car.
They both start wiping your windshield with rags and windex, almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they decline, but instead ask for a ride to the bus station. You know you shouldn't but you agree, and they get into the back seat. On the way to the bus station, they both strip off.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and sits in your lap while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Friday, and also yesterday. Keep a careful eye out, they may not be there much longer.
Hmmm...
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March 06, 2006
In...memoriam???
Charles Johnson and the fine writers over at Little Green Footballs have come up with this story about a ceremony (I think it's in Oakland, but not certain) commemorating the death of ol' St. Pancake, Rachel Corrie herself.
You just can't make up shit this funny.
(Yes, yes, yes...spew warnings.)
UPDATE: Well, obviously Victoria's not in Oakland, but where precisely it is, I have no idea.
If you know, feel free to chime in.
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March 05, 2006
Prayer request
(This'll stay up top the rest of the day. Check below for new posts. -LSI)
Denizens, I found out last evening that one of my better friends in this thing we call the Blogosphere™ - Delftsman, the Emigré with a Digital Cluebat - was admitted to the emergency room last night with what they think is a case of congestive heart failure.
I've got him, his sweet wife Mama Montezz and their wonderful prodigy Anna in my prayers at the moment - and the order from On High™ here is that you do the same, please.
Thanks. Thatisall™.
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The latest on Her Doublewideness™
Realm™ Intelligence reports back to us that the Royal Doublewide Bitch Supreme™ appears to have lost yet another teaching gig - this time, the one at the computer lab at the Miller Grove school district - and is now reduced to substitute teaching at various school districts in East Texas. (The reports, admittedly, do not indicate whether she merely quit the district or they decided to "not renew her contract". Then again, I know this excuse-for-a-woman and y'all don't, so...)
When we were married, I would sing praises about her teaching ability to anyone who'd listen. That was about four school districts ago.
Hate to say this...but it looks like I might have been a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bit mistaken about that.
Intelligence also reports that she's still whining about the things I'm saying about her and her friends over at the Yahoo! group momsslurpcome momscomefirst. Bitching about me calling her names.
While in the same breath calling me a...
LSIK&T: What was it again, Chip?
REALM™ SUPER SLEUTH CALVIN "CHIP" MONK (offstage): Uh, that was "ex-jerk", m'Lord.
LSIK&T: Thank you, Chip.
...an "ex-jerk". (Probably meant "jerk ex-husband" - but then, grammar, usage & spelling aren't exactly her strong suits.)
So once again the infamous Stewart Double Standard™ rears its ugly head - this time a variation of "free speech for me, but not for thee".
Nice work, Steffi. Can you make yourself look any more iditoic?
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