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April 05, 2006
Americans won't vote for the Donks, so...
The RCOB moments just keep piling up, Denizens. This time, it's one from that socialist hellhole known as New York City:
Legislation granting non-citizens the right to vote is expected to pass in New York City this year, immigration rights advocates tell the Amsterdam News.
Well, Hell™! If Zac Moussouai and his merry band of martyrs could have waited five years, they could have had control of an entire city! They wouldn't have had to fly planes into our buildings at all!
"We’re very excited and very optimistic that this will pass," New York City Councilman Charles Barron said at a recent press briefing. "We see this as the historical launching of something that should have happened a long time ago," the outspoken Democrat added.
And why am I not surprised that a fucking Demoscum is behind all this? They see their voting blocs shrinking by the day, so they have to call out for reinforcements.
Whassa matter, Donktards? Couldn't you bastards have mined for more cemetery votes?
Dubbed the "Voting Rights Restoration Act," the measure would permit immigrants who have a green card to vote in municipal elections, including for mayor, comptroller and city council, after having lived in the city for six months.
WTF is it with this "Voting Rights Restoration" bullshit? You can't restore what was never theirs (and shouldn't be theirs, either) in the first place.
You dumb fucks in NYC want to restore the voting rights of a bloc, how about focusing on the military whose rights you took away from them in the 2000 election, hmmmmm?
The New York Coalition to Expand Voting Rights sees the measure being extended one day to state and even federal elections. "There is nothing in either the U.S. or the New York State Constitution that prevents us from expanding the franchise to include non-citizen residents," a spokesman for the group argued in January.
And if we haven't erupted into the Second Civil War by then, I predict that that'll push this country over the edge. There are too many of us in this country who will not give the right to select who governs us to fucking foreigners.
That. Dog. Won't. Hunt™.
Advocates claim that 22 states and federal territories allowed non-citizen voting during the 18th and 19th centuries. In New York, non-citizen residents were denied the right to vote in 1804.
That's the Demoscum party for you: Wanting to take us back to the 1800s.
According to the Caribbean news service, Heartbeat News, the measure's impact on New York City elections would be substantial, adding up to 1.5 million voters to rolls. Most of the new voters, experts predict, would cast their ballots for Democrats.
Surprise, surprise, surprise. 
While New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has voiced opposition to the proposal, City Council Speaker Christine Quinn told the Amsterdam News that she's "open to talking about passage."
Someone needs to make you open, bimbo. Preferably by ventilation, if you catch my drift.
In a statement issued by her office, City Council Member Melissa Mark Viverito praised the measure, explaining:"East Harlem, Mott Haven and the Upper West Side are home to at least 25 thousand non-citizens of voting age who contribute in countless ways to the economic, social and cultural vitality of District 8 and NYC as a whole. Unfortunately they are not allowed to directly participate in choosing the municipal representatives who make the policies that affect their daily lives."
Precisely, dumb-ass. BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT CITIZENS!!!. A good chunk of 'em are likely illegals, too, so they don't need the right to vote - they need their asses kicked onto boats headed back where they came from!
Moronic little titweasels. Where's that damned gun range...??? 
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at April 5, 2006 12:33 PM
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Perhaps it is time to make this so called city, a protectorate of Mississippi, with some red neck named Bubba as the mayor. These clowns are demonstrating that they are incapable of self government.
Another idea. Let's just build a fence around New York to keep the idiocy in!
Posted by: David Hartung at April 5, 2006 02:17 PM
Silly citizens! You too could have all the rights and priviledges, without the unpleasant obligations that go along with them. Just come illegally and DEMAND what should be yours!
And Mr. Hartung, New York is only part of the problem. The wall around California could bankrupt this nation.
Spats, you can't expect the demoscum to be competitive among voters who actually have a stake in the country. They had to get innovative in how they replenish their base. This is politics, after all. If you can't beat 'em, then CHEAT!
Posted by: Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provacateur at April 5, 2006 02:57 PM
Un friggin belivable.What the fooking fook will they think of next?
Pissed of in TampaBay
Posted by: NeilV at April 6, 2006 04:32 PM