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April 30, 2006
Just a reminder...
AUSTIN - Just a reminder to all Denizens (and LCs too, since this'll be cross-posted in the Empire -
Don't buy anything today. Big-ticket items, groceries, gas if you can possibly avoid it - anything. Keep your wallets in your pockets and your purses at home.
Instead, buy everything you want/need/gotta have/can't do without tomorrow, May 1st.
The reason, as you should know by now is that the pendejos who are still here illegally plan on attempting to cripple our country's economy - as if they think that the 11-12 million of them is somehow a larger number than the 280-290 million of us.
Oh, and if you should happen to notice any businesses closed tomorrow for this illegal alien temper tantrum, make a note of it and resolve not to do business there again. Let us know, too, so that we can show them our economic clout, as well.
Thatisall.
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April 28, 2006
Set course for the badlands, Mr. Korrioth...
Denizens, I'll be in Austin the next three days for the Jawja Invasion™, playing the role of Spatula of Borg (Resistance is Futile).
We'll have 'em sayin' "fixin' t'" by the time this is all done 
Stand by for live blogging...
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April 27, 2006
So what if they're retaliating?
Oh, boo-hoo-hoo-fucking-hoo.
The guest workers undocumented workers illegal aliens invasion force is crying in its Dos Equis about the ICE raids that took place last week. And they're whining because they think that it's in retaliation for the Million Pendejo March™ a couple weeks ago.
Ice cream vendor Floriano Maldonado, 48, believes that the raids are real and that they are directly related to the April 9 march when hundreds of thousands of people marched through Dallas advocating immigrants' rights."We told them, 'We're here!' and now they're coming after us," Mr. Maldonado said.
Yeah? So? Whatever the fuck about it? I had family in law enforcement, and lemme tell ya something, cabezas de los boyos - when lawbreakers rub it in an LEO's face, said LEO tends to get a mite pissed about it. I mean, it's not like you bastards can say you weren't expecting us to just bend over and grab the ankles, now can you?
John Chakwin, the region's top investigation official for Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Dallas, said the biggest targets of the Secure Border Initiative will be employers who profit from hiring illegal workers, but added that work site visits by immigration agents are going to lead to more people being bused back to Mexico."We can't possibly chase every illegal alien in North Texas, but we've got to go after the companies who hire them," Agent Chakwin said Thursday. "But if someone is doing something illegal – or here illegally – they should be looking over their shoulders."
Damned straight. Apparently there's something about the word "illegal" that these dumbfucks have a hard time con la comprensión.
And apparently this shit-for-brainism doesn't just extend to the ilegales and the assholes who employ 'em:
Dallas lawyer Domingo Garcia, one of the organizers of the massive march, said that he and other Hispanic activists have heard the reports of new raids but that so far, all have turned out to be unfounded rumors."We've talked to the people at ICE and to immigration judges, and it's all false," said Mr. Garcia, who is civil rights chairman for the League of United Latin American Citizens.
He mentioned that he has heard of some immigrants not sending their children to school or missing doctors' appointments because they fear raids.
"I would hope that President Bush, and I would hope that ICE and their local representatives, would not engage in that type of conduct. And if they do, we're prepared to take action against them," Mr. Garcia said.
That so, Domingo, you son-of-a-bitch? Did it ever occur to you that we - the right-thinking legal citizens of this country - might be "prepared" to "take action" against traitorus pissweasels like you and your butt-buddy Jose Angel Gutierrez, that limp-wristed chickenshit excuse-for-a-professor who spews bullshit that passes for "teaching" at UT-Arlington?
Keep pushing, assclowns. We're getting just about ready to push back.
Hard.
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April 26, 2006
Crapya just doesn't get it, does he?
'S a funny thing about political capital: Y'always think you have more than you do, and y'always spend it faster than you think.
Case in point: George W. "Wussya" Bush. Oh yeah, after the '04 election, he crowed that he had a ton of the stuff, and that he was going to "spend it". And then he proceeded to do the drunken sailor act thereupon.
Well, now he's tapped. Last little bit - with me and a couple of other folks, anyway - came the other day when he flat-out refused to do squat about the undocumented workers guest workers illegal aliens invasion force that's infected the country he swore to protect & defend.
President Bush, rebutting lawmakers advocating a law-and-order approach to immigration, said Monday that those who are calling for massive deportation of the estimated 11 million foreigners living illegally in the United States are not being realistic."Massive deportation of the people here is not going to work," Bush said as a Congress divided over immigration returned from a two-week recess. "It's just not going to work."
News flash, President Suck-VinnieFox's-Dickya: Massive re-elections of your party's incumbents is not going to work. It's just not going to work.
See? Two - or 60,000,000 - can play that game, as well.
Bush spoke in support of a stalled Senate bill that includes provisions that would allow for eventual citizenship to some of the illegal immigrants already here. Some conservatives say that would amount to amnesty."This is one of the really important questions Congress is going to have to deal with," Bush said. The president said he thought the Senate "had an interesting approach by saying that if you'd been here for five years or less, you're treated one way, and five years or more, you're treated another."
That's what you get when you ask a bunch of elitist shits to write anything resembling legislation: Fucking class warfare.
Standing in the center of a theater in the round-type setting with an audience full of business people, Bush spoke sympathetically about the plight of foreigners who risk their lives to sneak into the United States to earn a decent wage. He said the U.S. needs a temporary guest worker program to stop people from paying to be smuggled in the back of a truck."I know this is an emotional debate," Bush told the Orange County Business Council. "But one thing we can't lose sight of is that we are talking about human beings, decent human beings."
Sorry, Pissheadya, I wouldn't call people who intentionally flaunt our laws "decent". And I've been having serious doubts for awhile now about an asshole who'd defend 'em.
First the Religion of Pus, now these illegal fucks. Why the Hell™ do you keep defending those who mean us harm?
Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn., intends to seek passage of immigration legislation by Memorial Day by reviving the Senate bill that stalled earlier this month due to internal disputes in both parties as well as political maneuvering.
Gee, 'sfunny. I coulda sworn that particular crock o' shit stalled because the people stood up and kicked the Senate in it's collective 'nads.
Guess the Senate's up for another racking, hm?
In a gesture to conservative critics of the measure, Republican leadership aides said last week that Frist also will seek roughly $2 billion in immediate additional spending for border protection.
Nuh-uh, Doctor Zhivago. We're fucking sick & tired of "gestures". Give us a bill with teeth, or prepare to be de-fanged come November.
After his immigration speech, Bush was ending a four-day stay in California that also featured speeches on U.S. competitiveness and his energy plan, meetings with Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and former President Ford and plenty of time on his bike.Bush's massive entourage took an overnight detour to Napa Valley just so he could bike through the picturesque wine country Saturday, and he rode Sunday morning to a peak overlooking Palm Springs.
He planned to stop in Las Vegas on his way home Monday to raise money for Republican Rep. Jon Porter at the Venetian Resort Hotel Casino.
Hmmm. Maybe he wants to win some "political capital" at the blackjack tables... 
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Thanks.
Presumably, it happened around 12:25 this morning, though I tend to doubt that.
Whatever, visitor number 50,000 has now happened by this particular site.
Thanks to all who've graced me with your presence. Yes, even you fuckheaded libtards. Yes, even that limpwristed plays-with-inflatable-dolls chickenshit, Michael "Mykki" Cortese.
Here's to the next 50,000.
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April 25, 2006
Last li'l bit of Gratuitous Gun Pr0n™
The Arsenal of Freedom™ is now complete. (Well, the Handgun Division™, anyway. (grin))
A Taurus 817 7-shot .38 special. Special shock-absorbing grip to better handle the recoil. This will replace the Smith & Wesson 638, which I've grown to dislike more than just a bit. It very likely becomes the carry piece of choice, as well - though it's sister, the .357 Magnum, could still overtake it.
And yes - I'll definitely be one of the more popular bloggers in Austin this weekend. 
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Holocaust Remembrance Day
LC & IB Delftsman reminds us that it's Holocaust Rememberance Day - also known as "Give the Iranian President a Dirty Swirly Day", but that's another post - and we stop down, remember, and mourn our Jewish brethren.
Delfts' father was nearly a fatality of the Holocaust, and gave Focus on the Family an interview last week on his experiences, which you are cordially invited to go check out.
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April 24, 2006
To USanta Cruz, with...love?
Sorry, Denizens. Yet another One-Legged Man™ day was followed immediately by an evening cleaning the Arsenal of Freedom™ in advance of this weekend's Blodger invasion.
But, courtesy of the Emperor, I did get a chance to skim over a piece by our good friend and Denizen, the Dread Pundit Bluto, who has come upon this response to the Santa Cruz Chickenshits.
Shove those up your asses, snot-noses. Personally, it's make my day to send one of those over Iraq with one of you as a hood ornament...
UPDATE: Newly arrived limpwristed skank DocAmazing - what's so amazing, assclown, the fact that they shaved your pubes and your back and still couldn't find your dick? - comes up for air from that rimjob he's giving Mykki Chickenshit long enough to inform us it was Santa Cruz, not Santa Clara.
He then reminded us that his butt-buddy Mykki was still too much of a coward to come get his ass-kicking, so I guess he's good for something, anyway. (snicker)
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April 23, 2006
More Donktard double standards
Okay, so let me get this straight: Leaks to prove a Bush critic was lying (which, because Bush authorized them, are by their very definition not leaks at all): Bad.
But leaks that do damage to our interrogations of terrorists - and consequently, our efforts in the War on Terror - and, by extension, to the President - well, those are good.
At least, that's what The Other "MassaChewsShits" Loser™ is saying:
Sen. John Kerry is defending CIA leaker Mary McCarthy, who was fired by the agency on Friday for revealing classified information about secret CIA interrogations of top al Qaeda suspects."If you're leaking to tell the truth, Americans are going to look at that [and] at least mitigate or think about what are the consequences that you, you know, put on that person," Kerry told ABC's "This Week."
Actually, O Qing of Qetchup and Lavender Hearts, what Americans are going to look at are the Donktards' double standards when it comes to your pathetic, half-assed accusations.
"Obviously they're not going to keep their job, but there are other larger issues here," he insisted.
"Yeah!!! We gotta do everything we can to get that eeeeevil, mean BusHitler OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
Kerry prefaced his remarks by noting: "Clearly, leaking is against the law. And nobody should leak. I abhor leaking. I don't like it."
"Except when we can use it to make Chimpy look bad!!! YEAHHHHHHH!!!"
But the 2008 presidential hopeful complained that sometimes "classification in Washington is a tool that is used to hide the truth from the American people."
This from the stupid SOB who still - STILL!!! - refuses to sign his Form 180 and release his military records to the public.
Kerry said that he was "glad" the CIA leaker "told the truth," before adding: "But she's going to obviously -- if she did it, if she did it - suffer the consequences of breaking the law."
Much like you did when you were conspiring with the Viet Cong while still a member of the US Armed Forces, you tumblefucked titmouse?
F.I.J.F.I. (Fuck 'Im. Just Fuck 'Im.) 
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April 21, 2006
Weekend reading assignment
Denizens, your homework assignment is this excellent rant by our dear Emperor.
Now. Looks like a busy weekend, so I may be here, may not. Keep checking back.
Thatisall™.
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April 20, 2006
How so very tolerant of them...
Item: recruiters choose discretion as the better part of valor rather than give a gaggle of snot-nosed assclowns the bitch-slapping they deserved.
Item: Michelle Malkin exposed the asshats for who and what they are.
Item: Said pussies and their fellow Cowardcrats showed the tolerance for which they're soooooo well known towards Michelle.
Oh, no worries. Even if they ever were to post Michelle's address, she should fear not. How many years have I been calling these people chickenshits? And given out my address to back it up? But no - these limp-wristed fucktards would rather hide behind their cell-phone cameras and make movies about playing around with their inflatable dolls than actually come back their shit up.
Relax, Michelle. As I've said time & time again, they don't have the balls.
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April 19, 2006
Support those po' widdle players today!
With the onset of baseball season (hibernation season if you're a football-loving King & Tyrant™), it's time to pull out a blast from the past. And since it was a One-Legged Man Day™, now's as good of a time as any.
Since September 11, 2001, Americans have come together as never before in our generation. We have banded together to overcome tremendous adversity. We have weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas, corporate scandal, layoffs unemployment, stock price plunges, droughts, fires, and a myriad of economic and physical disasters both great and small. But now, we must come together once again to overcome our greatest challenge yet.Hundreds of Major League Baseball players in our very own nation are living at, just below, or in most cases far above the seven-figure salary level. And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their life giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the upcoming strike situation. But you can help!
For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help a MLB player remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem as it barely covers the annual minimum salary, but it's a start, and every little bit will help!
Although $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, to a baseball player it could mean the difference between spending the strike golfing in Florida or on a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is nothing more than a month's rent, half a mortgage payment, two unemployment checks, or a month of medical insurance with COBRA, but to a baseball player, $700 will partially replace his daily salary.
Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable a player to buy that home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.
HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Plus, upon signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo of the player lounging during the strike on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean (for a signed photo, please include an additional $150). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.
HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?
Your MLB player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the player won't know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator in case additional funds are needed for unforeseen expenses.
YES, I WANT TO HELP!
I would like to sponsor a striking MLB player. My preference is checked below:
[ ] Infielder
[ ] Outfielder
[ ] Starting Pitcher
[ ] Ace Pitcher
[ ] Entire team (Please call our 900 number to ask for the cost of a specific team $10 per minute)
[ ] Alex Rodriguez (Higher cost: $60,000 per day)Please charge the account listed below $694.50 per day for the player for the duration of the strike. Please send me a picture of the player I have sponsored, along with an Alex Rodriguez 2001 Income Statement and my very own Donald Fehr MLB Players Union pin to wear proudly on my hat (include $80 for hat).
Your Name: _______________________
Telephone Number: ____________________
Account Number: _____________________
Exp.Date:_______
[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Discover
Signature: _______________________Alternate card (when the primary card exceeds its credit limit):
Account Number: _____________________ Exp.Date:_______
[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Discover
Signature: _______________________Mail completed form to MLB Players Union or call 1-900-SCREW-THE-FANS now to enroll by phone ($10 per minute).
Disclaimer: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the player they have sponsored, either in person or by other means including, but not limited to, telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties. Contributions are not tax-deductible.
Mheh.
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April 18, 2006
Why do they let Teddy open his mouth?
Sigh. Looks like ol' Swimmer Boy's been drinking again.
Massachusetts Sen. Ted Kennedy says the conventional wisdom that America has turned conservative in recent years is just plain wrong
...but not for the reasons he thinks.
Problem is, O Drunken One, the country hasn't turned conservative because it already is conservative.
Sure you came up for air immediately after dunking Mary Jo?
- so much so that the country may finally be ready to make Sen. John Kerry president.
All together now - one...two...three:
Kennedy tells the Boston Globe that he detects no rightward drift despite a string of national Republican victories.
Avoidupois Ass doesn't get out of his wine cellar much, does he?
"People haven't lost their sense of compassion, they haven't lost their sense of decency, they haven't lost their sense of fairness," he argues.
Memo to ol' Red-Nose: Demoscum don't have the monopoly on compassion, decency or fairness, you fuckheaded son-of-a-bitch. In fact, you'll find that conservatives are a helluva lot more compassionate, a helluva lot fairer, and a fuckin' helluva lot more decent than you liberal shitheels ever thought of being.
Sorry if that sticks in your sloshed craw...NOT!!!
And he offers President Bush as the best example that conservatives aren't really in control."Anybody that would say that this is a conservative administration, when it has handled the finances of this nation the way it has, it would be mischaracterizing what the current situation is," he insists.
Well, you know what they say about blind pigs & acorns.
We've known for a damned long time that Shrubya isn't a conservative, Drunken Master.
Why the Hell™ do you think his numbers are as low as they are, dumbass? Here's a hint - it ain't because of you libtards; you bastards have hated him - and every Republican president in the last 30 years - with the purplest of passions. Big fucking shock.
The reason Bush's numbers aren't higher is because the conservatives have recognized that he's acting more like a Demoscum than a conservative, and we have expressed our disapproval. Don't get a big-assed head over Bush's numbers bozo - you haven't done shit to contribute to them.
Does this mean fellow Bay Stater John Kerry will have better luck the second time around if he decides to make another run at the White House?"I think John's learned a lot," Kennedy tells the Globe. "I think he'd be a better candidate now than he was last time."
"The American people, they want authenticity and leadership and strength," the senior Democrat says. "You have to gain the confidence of the American people about...the challenges we are facing here."
Which is why today's Demoscum has a Snowball's Chance™ at the White House, as long as a true conservative's running.
Sucks to be you guys, doesn't it? 
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Quote of the day
The Quote of the Day™ comes from LC New Mexican, who has this tagline over at the Famous Idiot site:
Deep down, Muslims are good people too...Six feet, to be exact.
Damned straight...
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April 17, 2006
On profit margins and retirement packages
As most of you LCs (and the Denizens too, if you've ever bothered to read the Rott) have figured out by now, Emperor Misha & I pretty much see eye-to-eye on a lot of stuff.
But there are a few things where we're not quite on the same page (not that that's a bad thing). One area is the high gas prices, and the reasons for same.
Drudge reported today about the retirement package given retiring ExxonMobil CEO Lee Raymond, and Misha was last seen growling snarling commenting on it here.
(NOTE: The Drudge headline had reported $400 million - no idea why.)
Misha, as is his wont and absolute right, vented about it.
It’s good to know that somebody at least are getting to enjoy the benefits of gouging gas prices because, heaven knows, $170 million isn’t hardly anything when you have to pay for all and sundry and it’s not like he hasn’t put in the years of hard work for it. G-d only knows how many falafels the poor man has had to share with oil ticks over the years.Thankfully, Exxon won’t be going bankrupt because of this golden parachute, considering how they made about $36 billion last year profiteering off of the fact that we’re at war, so it’s not like they can’t afford it.
Hm. Let's take a moment and examine.
True, ExxonMobil made $36 billion in profits last year. Quite the haul for the Irving-based oil conglomerate.
Until you see what they made it off of: $360 billion in sales & other operating income (page 4, requires Acrobat reader).
10 cents on the dollar, while good & healthy, is not excessive. I sell a paper for a buck, I keep 10 cents. That's all Exxon's doing.
It's not ExxonMobil that's determining high oil prices. It's OPEC (and to a good extent, Venezuela as well). All ExxonMobil (and ChevronTexaco, and Valero, and BP, and Shell, and Standard, and Citgo, et. al.) are doing is paying the price that's been set.
(There are other factors, too, such as too few refineries in the United States; Demoscum who won't let us drill in ANWR, Kalifornication or Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator's backyard and China's increased demand for the stuff - but those are other topics for other posts.)
Now maybe Raymond's retirement package is a little high, whether it be $400 million or some lower figure. There are two groups of folks watching ExxonMobil: their shareholders, and the SEC. If ExxonMobil is doing anything that's not kosher, I anticipate it'll get discovered pretty quickly. The days of Enron-style cooking the books are pretty much over, I'd think.
UPDATE: Denizen and LC Humble Devildog informs us that Venezuela is actually a part of OPEC.
S'pose I should've known that, but didn't for whatever reason.
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April 16, 2006
Still ain't about bunny rabbits or colored eggs
Now after the Sabbath, as the first day of the week began to dawn, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to see the tomb. And behold, there was a great earthquake; for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat on it.His countenance was like lightning, and his clothing as white as snow. And the guards shook for fear of him, and became like dead men.
But the angel answered and said to the women, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you seek Jesus who was crucified. He is not here; for He is risen, as He said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay. And go quickly and tell His disciples that He is risen from the dead, and indeed He is going before you into Galilee; there you will see Him. Behold, I have told you." So they went out quickly from the tomb with fear and great joy, and ran to bring His disciples word.
And as they went to tell His disciples, behold, Jesus met them, saying, "Rejoice!" So they came and held Him by the feet and worshiped Him. Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell My brethren to go to Galilee, and there they will see Me."
-Matthew 28:1-10
And may God add His blessings to the reading of His Word.
Denizens, today - April 16, 2006 - is Easter Sunday. Remember why we celebrate this day.
It isn't about bunnies or colored eggs or candy, and it never has been.
He is risen. Rejoice!!!
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April 15, 2006
True when Skynyrd sang it - true today
So I see where Neil Young is returning to his stoner roots, thinking that this'll somehow revive a flagging career.
And I'm reminded of the ol' Lynyrd Skynyrd lyrics, which I shall quote for you (tweaking a lyric or two where appropriate):
Well I heard mister Young sing about him
Well, I heard ole Neil put him down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow
Enjoy your "forced retirement", Neil, you frothing-at-the-mouth moonbat.
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April 14, 2006
Roughly 2000 years ago or so...
Leave it to the Mothergoose to bail me out of yet another One-Legged Man™ day. She brings us this from the Land of Topical...
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April 13, 2006
More anti-American thuggery
Mike over at ColdFury has this RCOB moment about a group of snot-nosed fascist punks who think they're hot shits because the recruiters who voluntarily withdrew didn't give said snot-nosed fascists what they properly had coming.
IYAM, it's long past time these bastards were properly ventilated - if you know what I mean...
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April 12, 2006
Dear President Bush...
(Hat tip to LC Hujonwi - whose blog is a damned fine one that you oughta go read.)
Remember what they would always say about turnabout being fair play?
Go read this. Major-league nod warnings in effect.
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April 11, 2006
Hurricanizzle, fo' shizzle...
Denizens, I got a couple of One-Legged Man Days™ coming up - the first of which is today - so here's something from the Grab-Bag™, courtesy of the Mothergoose.
And a bonus - it's even kinda topical.
Well, it appears our African American friends have found something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston) reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian-sounding names.She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Woeisha, and Jamal. I can hear it now: A black weatherman in Houston saying ...
"Wordup, Muthas! Herr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' Galveston like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo' yo FREE shit!"
This'd be funny if it didn't have that time-honored Kernel of Truth™ to it...
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April 10, 2006
Another RCOB moment
It's a damned good thing I was elsewhere Sunday.
Listen up, pendejos. That's my friend you sons-of-Mexibitches are fucking with. That guy's been my friend since the old Fidonet days.
You fuck with him, ass-sombreros, you're fucking with me. And I'm talking to each and every one of you so-called 500,000 cobardes. Comprendes?
You want war with the United States? We'll be fucking happy to oblige, mierdas de pollos.
Anytime you want, putas.
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Illegal, put down that assault tuba right now!!!
Denizens, after you've taken the poll - oh, Hell™, maybe even before - go read this marvelous rant by Mark Steyn.
Nail head. Hammer. Assembly not required - Steyn's already done it.
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AFA immigration poll
I might have something later on, but for now, Denizens, go and take this poll, willya?
Thanks.
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April 08, 2006
I think it's a damned good idea, myself.
Run a picture of President Bush with the caption "Snipers Wanted" and nothing happens. Make an ass of yourself before a live studio audience and yell that they should go and stone Henry Hyde - zip, zero, nada, zilch, bupkis.
Dare to suggest, tongue-in-cheek, that maybe we should solve our border problems by shooting the illegal bastards the minute the cross our border, and watch the hornet's nest erupt.
Arizona's attorney general and a U.S. federal attorney filed a complaint with the Federal Communication Commission yesterday against a Phoenix radio station and a fill-in talk show host over comments made last month suggesting the solution to the illegal immigration problem was to "randomly pick one night every week where we will kill whoever crosses the border."In their letter to the FCC, Attorney General Terry Goddard and U.S. Attorney Paul Charlton criticized the March 8 broadcast by host Brian James on KFYI as "dangerous."
Perhaps we should give them more "wardrobe malfunctions" to chase. Where's Janet Jackson when you really need her?
"This type of threatening and inciting speech is dangerous and totally irresponsible for anyone, particularly a licensed body using the public airways," Goddard and Charlton wrote. "We are deeply concerned that, given the intensifying conflict over immigration in Arizona, this speech may lead to violence. Tempers are short on both sides and the situation is highly volatile."
No shit, Sherlock. D'ya think that maybe - just maybe - it's because that your fuckwitted, half-assed counterparts in the INS and their leash holders in the White House & Congress have sat on their fucking asses for too damned long and allowed the problem to get out of hand, yes?
"At no time during this hour did Mr. James disavow violence or indicate he was joking," the letter claimed.
So? Doesn't matter. It's one hellacious idea, IYAM.
The pair also urged the FCC to consider sanctions against the station.
Maybe you bastards should focus on trying to apprehend more illegals, y'think? You seem to have a helluva lotta time on your hands if all you have to do is whine & bitch to the FCC about an exercise of Article I of the Bill of Rights.
According to a partial transcript of the program – KFYI did not preserve a tape of the broadcast, according to station manager Laurie Cantillo – James was taking suggestions from listeners for ways to end the influx of illegal aliens."What we'll do is randomly pick one night every week where we will kill whoever crosses the border," he said. "Step over there and you die. You get to decide whether it's your lucky night or not. I think that would be more fun."
James said he would be "happy to sit there with my high-powered rifle and my night scope" and shoot border crossers, adding the National Guard should be permitted to shoot illegal immigrants and receive "$100 a head."
And the problem with that is...?
Cantillo told the Associated Press she'd never been investigated by the FCC before but if it happened, she believed her station was on solid ground."I would look forward to being able to tell KFYI's side of the story," she said.
Ms. Cantillo, all you need do is quote the First Amendment. I mean, that's what the libtards do, and they get away with it.
James' comments were neither dangerous nor irresponsible, she said."We were having a serious discussion about the immigration issue and it was solution-driven. The comments were made in a satirical manner and the listeners who heard the full broadcast understand that," she said.
You can say they were satirical if you want to. I for one think that once we implemented that particular solution, illegal immigration would shrivel faster than a Blogosphere male's dick at the sight of Debbie Slutsel.
Feel free to go read the rest of the article. If these AIN asswipes want to be on the front lines when the shit hits the fan for real, I wish 'em the best of luck.
They're gonna need it.
F.E.J.F.E.
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April 07, 2006
Damned power grid...
Had a nice little post nearly ready to put up, Denizens - then I suffered a power outage and had everything wiped out.
That is to say, the second power outage in the last three hours.
Grrrr.
Maybe later...
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April 06, 2006
Go fuck yourselves, GOP
Denizens, you heard it here...well, not necessarily first, but maybe the first time from such a dyed-in-the-wool.
The Republicans are going to get their asses handed to them, not only in '06, but '08 as well.
And this is why. They can call it "not amnesty" all they want, but if it walks, talks and smells like a duck, I'm sure as Hell™ not calling it a pig.
Senate Republicans and Democrats closed in on a last-minute compromise Thursday on legislation opening the way to legal status and eventual citizenship for many of the 11 million immigrants living in the United States illegally.President Bush praised the lawmakers' efforts, noting the details were unfinished, and encouraged them "to work hard and get the bill done." Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., said he had been assured the president supports the emerging measure.
As outlined, it would provide for enhanced border security, regulate the future flow of immigrants into the United States and offer legalized status to the millions of men, women and children in the country unlawfully.
[...]
While final details were not available, in general, the compromise would require illegal immigrants who have been in the United States between two years and five years to return to their home country briefly, then re-enter as temporary workers. They could then begin a process of seeking citizenship.
Illegal immigrants here longer than five years would not be required to return home; those in the country less than two years would be required to leave without assurances of returning, and take their place in line with others seeking entry papers.
Standing before television cameras after an appearance Thursday in Charlotte, N.C., Bush said he was pleased that Republicans and Democrats were working together.
"I appreciate their understanding that this needs to be a comprehensive immigration bill," the president said. "I recognize that there are still details that need to be worked out. I would encourage the members to work hard to get the bill done prior to the upcoming break."
So Help Me God™ - if this is what comes out of Congress, and if this is what Needle-Dickya signs, I'm done voting Republican.
I'll vote Constitution Party, or I'll write in a candidate, or I'll stay the fuck home. But I've had enough of a Republican Party that does nothing but slap its base in the face over and over and over and over...
And don't give me any bullshit about me throwing away my vote. Fuck you if you think that. I've been throwing away my vote for fucking decades by voting for one thing and getting another. I've had enough of doing that, and I'm not going to do that any fucking more.
Vote for whom you like. But if it's for a Republican, I won't be joining you.
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April 05, 2006
Americans won't vote for the Donks, so...
The RCOB moments just keep piling up, Denizens. This time, it's one from that socialist hellhole known as New York City:
Legislation granting non-citizens the right to vote is expected to pass in New York City this year, immigration rights advocates tell the Amsterdam News.
Well, Hell™! If Zac Moussouai and his merry band of martyrs could have waited five years, they could have had control of an entire city! They wouldn't have had to fly planes into our buildings at all!
"We’re very excited and very optimistic that this will pass," New York City Councilman Charles Barron said at a recent press briefing. "We see this as the historical launching of something that should have happened a long time ago," the outspoken Democrat added.
And why am I not surprised that a fucking Demoscum is behind all this? They see their voting blocs shrinking by the day, so they have to call out for reinforcements.
Whassa matter, Donktards? Couldn't you bastards have mined for more cemetery votes?
Dubbed the "Voting Rights Restoration Act," the measure would permit immigrants who have a green card to vote in municipal elections, including for mayor, comptroller and city council, after having lived in the city for six months.
WTF is it with this "Voting Rights Restoration" bullshit? You can't restore what was never theirs (and shouldn't be theirs, either) in the first place.
You dumb fucks in NYC want to restore the voting rights of a bloc, how about focusing on the military whose rights you took away from them in the 2000 election, hmmmmm?
The New York Coalition to Expand Voting Rights sees the measure being extended one day to state and even federal elections. "There is nothing in either the U.S. or the New York State Constitution that prevents us from expanding the franchise to include non-citizen residents," a spokesman for the group argued in January.
And if we haven't erupted into the Second Civil War by then, I predict that that'll push this country over the edge. There are too many of us in this country who will not give the right to select who governs us to fucking foreigners.
That. Dog. Won't. Hunt™.
Advocates claim that 22 states and federal territories allowed non-citizen voting during the 18th and 19th centuries. In New York, non-citizen residents were denied the right to vote in 1804.
That's the Demoscum party for you: Wanting to take us back to the 1800s.
According to the Caribbean news service, Heartbeat News, the measure's impact on New York City elections would be substantial, adding up to 1.5 million voters to rolls. Most of the new voters, experts predict, would cast their ballots for Democrats.
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
While New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has voiced opposition to the proposal, City Council Speaker Christine Quinn told the Amsterdam News that she's "open to talking about passage."
Someone needs to make you open, bimbo. Preferably by ventilation, if you catch my drift.
In a statement issued by her office, City Council Member Melissa Mark Viverito praised the measure, explaining:"East Harlem, Mott Haven and the Upper West Side are home to at least 25 thousand non-citizens of voting age who contribute in countless ways to the economic, social and cultural vitality of District 8 and NYC as a whole. Unfortunately they are not allowed to directly participate in choosing the municipal representatives who make the policies that affect their daily lives."
Precisely, dumb-ass. BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT CITIZENS!!!. A good chunk of 'em are likely illegals, too, so they don't need the right to vote - they need their asses kicked onto boats headed back where they came from!
Moronic little titweasels. Where's that damned gun range...???
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April 04, 2006
"The Simple Life" for real this time
Well, Denizens, if I don't calm down from wanting to give Ronnie "Colostomy Bagboy" Earle an early retirement, I'm gonna pop a blood vessel.
So, therefore, we'll go in the opposite direction and do a "Most Ridiculous Item of the Day" bit, a la Bill O'Reilly.
Today's entry from the Department of You Cannot Be Frickin' Serious™ comes this blurb from Bollywood, of all places, and an Indian director who apparently wants to make a Mother Teresa B-movie.
An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film."Her features resemble Mother Teresa," director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala.
Yeah, and my features resemble those of Brad Pitt.
In a "round" about sort of way, of course.
The filmmaker said Hilton is on his shortlist after a computer-generated image showed a close facial match between the hotel heiress and the Albanian-born nun.
Why do I get the feeling this guy wasn't looking at her face? Y'know?
"A meeting with Paris Hilton is scheduled for the end of April," Rajeevnath said.
"Ms. Hilton, please to allow me to direct you over to this casting couch..."
The 54-year-old director is well-known in India for his Malayalam-language films, including "Janani" (Mother) -- the story of seven nuns who care for an abandoned baby, which won a national award.Hilton's prior movie experience includes appearing in a home-made sex video made by a former boyfriend that appeared on the Internet, and parts in several Hollywood B-films.
The blond socialite, who is often the focus of US celebrity gossip columns, also starred in the US reality television show "The Simple Life".
One can safely assume that Aishawarya Rai wasn't available...
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April 03, 2006
RCOB moment: DeLay to resign
Shame the ranges are closed as I'm writing this. I'm having an RCOB moment right now, and some range time would come in most handy at the moment.
To say that I'm somewhat pissed about this story would be the understatement of the fucking century. Maybe the millenium.
Tom DeLay's Congressional career is over. Ronnie Earle has finally managed to smear a FUCKING INNOCENT MAN into giving up his seat in the United States House. Once again, a son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch has managed to thwart the will of the people and overturn an election.
Congratulations, you fucking leftist Donk bastards. You've just brought this country one step closer to what your fellow rump-rangers over at the Daily Kossack and Demoscummic Underpants have been screaming for for a while now.
This will be remembered, you Motherfucking Michael Moore-on Mongoloids™. When the shit hits the fan for real and the Watering Can gets picked up and turned over, I want you socialist fucks to remember that you asswipes begged for it - with bullshit just like this.
Now to go find that range...
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We are still at war...aren't we?
Barbara Simpson over at WorldNetDaily has hit it on the head concerning the Police Action in Iraq™.
Denizens, your assignment today is to go read it. Go. Shoo.
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April 02, 2006
Coming soon to a kitchen near you...?
Or is it?
No one should be surprised if something eerily similar to this happens sometime in the very near future.
For my part, I won't call the cops. I'll just call Mr. Springfield. Or Mr. Mossburg.
You get the idea.
UPDATE: Here's another version.
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April 01, 2006
Interview With An Honest Boss
Denizens, I'm busy as Hell™ today, so here's something out of the Grab-Bag™, courtesy of an old co-worker of mine over at the Orange Jackass.
Spatula City BBS! presents: Interview with an Honest Boss.
Minor spew warnings. Enjoy.
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