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May 19, 2006

Rope, tree, judge, some assembly required, Part the 68,904th

Another year, another graduation ceremony...another black-robed tinhorned son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch pseudo-tyrant with delusions of mere sexual inadequacy thinking he can tell free Americans when they can pray and not pray:

A federal judge on Friday blocked a southern Kentucky high school from including prayers in its graduation ceremony Friday evening.

The American Civil Liberties Union filed a federal lawsuit this week seeking a restraining order on behalf of an unidentified student at Russell County High School in Russell Springs, 90 miles south of Louisville.

Memo to those Kentucky kids:  Ignore it.  Those shitheels at the Allah-humping Caliphate Lickspittle's Union can't enforce this, no matter how many stormtroopers they send up there.

The student had appealed to principal Darren Gossage to drop the prayer from the Friday evening ceremony, but the principal refused, ACLU attorney Lili Lutgens said.

Hmmmmm.  Might be because the school official, as an extension of government, has to stay neutral in such matters, y'think?

Of course, the Asshatted Crackheads Leprosy Union is well known for its hatred of all things religious.  Unless that religion is the one featuring the Pedophile Prophet (bees pee upon him), of course.

Lutgens argued that any prayer would be unconstitutional because it would endorse a specific religion and religious views. U.S. District Judge Joseph McKinley granted the temporary restraining order Friday morning, prohibiting the school district from having even a student representative say a prayer during the ceremony.

And if there were any justice in the world, he'd find the view from the lamppost most enligtening the next day.

Just sayin', is all.

The U.S. Supreme Court has held that clergy-led prayer in public school graduations and sporting events is prohibited. Lutgens said earlier this week that student-initiated prayer before or after the ceremony would be OK.

"Heavenly Father, as we're about to make this sacrifice of the traitorous skank, we ask that You ignore the stench coming from her piehole.

We tried to plug it, but little Lili was just a bit too flatulent, y'know?"

Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at May 19, 2006 12:37 PM

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"Rope, tree, judge, some assembly required, Part the 68,904th"

So have you actually killed 68K judges, or even met that many?

Posted by: genthe at May 20, 2006 04:56 PM

So have you actually killed 68K judges, or even met that many?

Did you pull this question out of your ass like the rest of your bullshit?  Or did you get help this time?

Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at May 20, 2006 06:35 PM

Check this out:


Posted by: David Hartung at May 21, 2006 06:35 AM

Check this out

I did. Had a blog entry on it, too - all ready to post - before a power outage this morning zapped it.

Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at May 21, 2006 10:44 AM

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