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August 08, 2006
And now...some Good News™
The Department of Righteous Shootings™ weighs in with this tale about a goblin who got a liiiiiiitle more than he bargained for:
A clerk at a Southeast Dallas convenience store shot and wounded a man who attempted to rob the store Monday night, police said.A clerk inside Mr. C’s Food Store in the 3700 block of Simpson Stuart Road shot the man around 9:15 p.m. after he asked for money while keeping one hand in his pocket, Dallas police Sgt. Gil Cerda said.
“He walked in, grabbed several candy bars and walked to the counter stating, ‘I’ll take the money too,’” Sgt. Cerda said.
Gee, got no nickel here. How about some lead instead? 
Police said the man, whose name was not released, remained at Baylor University Medical Center Tuesday in critical condition.
Shoulda stuck with the candy, goblin. Tastes a little sweeter, y'know? 
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at August 8, 2006 12:37 PM
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