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September 13, 2006
(Old) Comments, we get (old) comments, part deux
Candidate Number two from the Better Late Than Never™ department comes from a contributor - and I'm being nice, here - to this thread.
Writes "ashlie":
did the city of orlando have a earthquake just like 2 days ago i seen it on the news and didnt belive it at first if there was a earthquake in orlando then why didnt port orange feel the shaking was it a misunderstanding was it a political disaster is the world ending now ? omg it is help!!!!!
I'll give a Spatula City BBS! t-shirt to the first one who can translate that into something resembling a cogent thought. 
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at September 13, 2006 09:46 PM
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I don't know about translating it, but it looks like this individual is a product of "Outcome Based Education".
Posted by: David Hartung at September 14, 2006 06:07 AM
did the city of orlando have a earthquake just like 2 days ago i seen it on the news and didnt belive it at first if there was a earthquake in orlando then why didnt port orange feel the shaking was it a misunderstanding was it a political disaster is the world ending now ? omg it is help!!!!!
I had to go back to the original thread to put it in context but I think (I think) our little Nobel Laureate is saying...
So...what are you saying? Did the city of Orlando have an earthquake just two days ago? I saw something about this on the news. I didn't believe it at first. After all, if there was an earthquake in Orlando, why didn't Port Orange feel the shaking? Was it a misunderstanding? Was this earthquake a political disaster? Is it the end of the world? Oh my God! It is!!
I think "ashlie" was confused by the words 'Political Earthquake' in the thread title.
Still doesn't make much sense, but it's an improvement...I think.
I eagerly await my t-shirt :-)
Posted by: Phaedrus at September 14, 2006 04:16 PM
Be happy to. When you render a translation. :rolls eyes:
Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at September 14, 2006 10:21 PM
Okay, I translated it:
Fuck! I'm out of Ritalin! It's the end of the world!
Posted by: Chance at September 15, 2006 10:04 PM
I believe we have ourselves a winnah!!!!
Email me and lemme know what size, where you want it sent, etc. :-)
Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at September 16, 2006 12:15 AM