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October 29, 2006
Who are these guys, Jehovah's Witnesses or sum'pin'?
Today I proved that I can be nice to Demoscum who happen to suffer the misfortune of venturing within arm's reach. (In other words, I can interact with them without knocking the shit out of 'em.)
Some bimbo named Smart...yes, I know, a Demoscum named Smart is an oxymoron...came up to me as I was coming home and went into her "vote-for-me-'cause-we-need-CHAAAAAAAYYYYYYYNNNNNNNGGGGG-UHHHH" spiel.
Cut her off. "Y'just lost me, honey. I wouldn't vote for a Demoscum to save my life." Started to walk away.
As I was getting to my door I hear some smarmy remark from her about there being "one-party rule" in Texas.
Wish my thoughts hadn't been elsewhere at that moment - the best I could come up with on a nanosecond's notice was, "Honey, being a Democrat is your problem, not mine".
Sigh.
What I should've buried her with goes something like this:
"Hey, you stupid bitch, don't come carping to me about 'one-party rule' and expect me to have any sympathy for you and your fellow skanks in the Demoscum party, mkay?
You had one-party rule for 40 fucking years in the Imperial Socialist Congress in Washington, DC; you had one-party rule for generations in Austin, and now that you bastards don't have the monopoly on power like you used to have, you want me to feel sorry for you?
Let's get one thing straight, slut: Political power is not something that you gain by divine birthright - it's something that you fucking earn. And you ain't gonna earn it by whining about "one-party rule", y'hear?
You'll earn it - at least, in this state - by being more conservative than your opponent. You'll earn it by espousing the views that we represent, instead of those your butt-buddies Pelosi, Reid, Dean, Kennedy, et. al. espouse.
Tell me how you're going to allow me to keep more of my own hard-earned money and I'll listen.
Tell me how you're going to quit subsidizing Planned Parenthood, and eliminate the butchering of thousands of children per day at the hands of abortionists, and I'll listen.
Tell me how you're going to repel the attacks on the family by the heterophobe community, and I'll listen.
Tell me how you're going to see to it that the Free Exercise Clsuse of the First Amendment is put back on equal footing with the Establishment Clause thereof, and I'll listen.
Tell me how you're going to secure my country's border, and I'll listen.
Tell me how you're going to insist that immigrants here assimilate into our system, instead of whining about how we need to tolerate and assimilate into theirs, and I'll listen.
Show me how you're going to deport the 20 million illegal pendejos that are already here...and then I'll vote for you."
(No, Denizens - Spats isn't going to vote for a liberal. The fact is that the Donktards would sooner commit hara-kiri than govern the country the way it should be governed. Which is why they're the minority party.)
As for the pathetically-named bimboid Smart...nice try, honey. Too bad you didn't have a snowball's chance, y'know? 
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at October 29, 2006 01:25 PM
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I could very well make the argument that, *if* a Dhimmitard candidate espoused the beliefs you hold dear, you'd vote for them, since they wouldn't be Libtards anymore.
Of course, they also wouldn't be Dhimmirats anymore, either. But, if the Dhimmirats want to win, they actually have to stop being liberal. If they stopped being liberal, you'd consider voting for them.
Besides, it's not like they'd have to get *all* that more conservative to be more conservative than the Republican Party...
Posted by: the Humble Devildog at October 29, 2006 03:11 PM
Haha THD... no they wouldn't have to get that conservative to get more conservative than the Retardican PARTY... as a WHOLE. To become truly conservative however, they have a long way to go.
RH
Posted by: RobertHuntingdon at October 30, 2006 12:54 PM
Classic Spats!
Loved this post. :)
Posted by: Lady Heather at October 30, 2006 06:49 PM