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December 31, 2006
Nappy Bloo Blear, Henizens! (hic)
Guys, I'm pretty much taking the weekend off (duh!) and spending time with She Whom Yolly Can Only Aspire To Be™. And to give you an idea of how things are going with posting around here - I haven't even started on the Year In Review™ post yet. 
Raise a glass, watch the ball drop, and above all stay safe. I'll see you here sometime next year. 
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December 29, 2006
BREAKING: Hussein about to meet his 72 raisins
It would appear that Iraq's long national nightmare is about to be over, as Saddam Hussein is about to get what's been coming to him for quite awhile now.
All together now...
ULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
UPDATE: It beeeees a done deal.
ULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULUL...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
UPDATE#2: Drudge has linked to a cellphone capture of the event.
Viewer discretion advised. (In other words, grab your friends, have a gander at justice in action and ululate to your heart's content. )
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December 28, 2006
Ew. Just, ew.
There's a term in music called sampling. It's loosely defined as taking part of a musical track from one song, and repeating it over & over as the background to your own composition.
If music had not officially gone headfirst into the shitter before, it Sure's Hell™ done so now.
I just heard a track from some group named "Len" called Steal My Sunshine.
In the background, I heard the sampling of - and as Cthulu is my witness, I swear I'm not making this up - Andrea True Connection's More More More (How Do You Like It).
Pardon me while I go throw up. 
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December 26, 2006
BREAKING: Gerald Ford: 1913 - 2006
Gerald R. Ford, the nation's 38th president, and the only one to have never been elected to either executive position, has died at 93.
I anticipate I'll have more later. Think Brutus & Caesar.
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Oops, she did it again
Well, it looks like Steffi the Doublewide Fat-Assed Bitch Supreme™ has once again prevented my son from receiving Christmas presents sent to him by yours truly.
(And this time I know for a fact it was you personally, Steffi, you miserable little shrew. Here's a hint: try lying about your identity BEFORE you admit to being you next time, hm?)
And Steffi, just so you know what it is you kept our son from having this year, have a gander:
A Lightning McQueen (from the Disney movie Cars) interactive car. Skip probably would've had fun with the thing all year - and it cost you nothing.
Oh, and I also sent along one of those goofy-assed little Teddy Snowflake™ bears you love so much, just so you wouldn't have to buy him one. And as unbelieveable as it might sound, Steffi, you dumbass - I actually do that to honor you in a small (very small) way. Hell - do you think I want him to be caught dead with a stupid-assed bear that would be more at home swishing about in Oak Lawn?
So congratulations on playing the role of Grinch™ yet again, bitch. That's four Christmases now you've denied him - and me.
I just hope you have a good explanation ready for God when you die. I guran-damn-tee you - you're gonna need it.
Stupid trollop. 
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December 25, 2006
Merry Christmas, Denizens
This is how the birth of Jesus Christ came about: His mother Mary was pledged to be married to Joseph, but before they came together, she was found to be with child through the Holy Spirit. Because Joseph her husband was a righteous man and did not want to expose her to public disgrace, he had in mind to divorce her quietly.But after he had considered this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said, "Joseph son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife, because what is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. She will give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus, because he will save his people from their sins."
All this took place to fulfill what the Lord had said through the prophet: "The virgin will be with child and will give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel" which means, "God with us."
When Joseph woke up, he did what the angel of the Lord had commanded him and took Mary home as his wife. But he had no union with her until she gave birth to a son. And he gave him the name Jesus.
After Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Judea, during the time of King Herod, Magi from the east came to Jerusalem and asked, "Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews? We saw his star in the east and have come to worship him."
When King Herod heard this he was disturbed, and all Jerusalem with him. When he had called together all the people's chief priests and teachers of the law, he asked them where the Christ was to be born. "In Bethlehem in Judea," they replied, "for this is what the prophet has written:
'But you, Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, are by no means least among the rulers of Judah; for out of you will come a ruler who will be the shepherd of my people Israel.'"
Then Herod called the Magi secretly and found out from them the exact time the star had appeared. He sent them to Bethlehem and said, "Go and make a careful search for the child. As soon as you find him, report to me, so that I too may go and worship him."
After they had heard the king, they went on their way, and the star they had seen in the east went ahead of them until it stopped over the place where the child was. When they saw the star, they were overjoyed. On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother Mary, and they bowed down and worshiped him. Then they opened their treasures and presented him with gifts of gold and of incense and of myrrh.
And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Herod, they returned to their country by another route.
-Matthew 1:18 - 2:12
And may God add His blessings to the reading of His word.
Merry Christmas, Denizens. This season, remember why.
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December 24, 2006
Decorating a Christmas tree - the cat way...
Since it's Christmas 'n all...
This link came to me courtesy of my step-parents.
Massive, and I do mean massive, cute-overload alert!
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December 23, 2006
On the annual visit of General Claus
Denizens, for the last few years there's been a pre-Christmas tradition where Supreme General Rayegun (and General, if you're reading this, would you mind checking in, please?) or I would post the US Military's take on the arrival of who Vonda Shepard lovingly calls "the man with the bag".
(Incidentally, if you've never heard her belt that one out, go find it and give it a listen. That's some of the best big-band orchestra jazz this scribe's ever heard. When the horns do their solo, crank it up and just enjoy. Damn.)
Anyway, this year it's your fellow Denizen David Hartung's turn to post it, and he's done a magnificent job thereof, if I do say so myself. Good job, blog-son.
Now, hie thee hence. We'll still be around when you get back.
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December 22, 2006
On the Nocturnal Period Prior to Dec. 25
Denizens, today we have an oldie-but-goodie from the Grab-Bag™ - this one courtesy of LC James Quick:
'Twas The Night Before Christmas,
He Lived All Alone,
In A One Bedroom House
Made Of Plaster And Stone.I Had Come Down The Chimney
With Presents To Give,
And To See Just Who
In This Home Did Live.I Looked All About,
A Strange Sight I Did See,
No Tinsel, No Presents,
Not Even A Tree.No Stocking By Mantle,
Just Boots Filled With Sand,
On The Wall Hung Pictures
Of Far Distant Lands.With Medals And Badges,
Awards Of All Kinds,
A Sober Thought
Came Through My Mind.For This House Was Different,
It Was Dark And Dreary,
I Found The Home Of A Soldier,
Once I Could See Clearly.The Soldier Lay Sleeping,
Silent, Alone,
Curled Up On The Floor
In This One Bedroom Home.The Face Was So Gentle,
The Room In Such Disorder,
Not How I Pictured
A United States Soldier.Was This The Hero
Of Whom I'd Just Read?
Curled Up On A Poncho,
The Floor For A Bed?I Realized The Families
That I Saw This Night,
Owed Their Lives To These Soldiers
Who Were Willing To Fight.Soon Round The World,
The Children Would Play,
And Grownups Would Celebrate
A Bright Christmas Day.They All Enjoyed Freedom
Each Month Of The Year,
Because Of The Soldiers,
Like The One Lying Here.I Couldn't Help Wonder
How Many Lay Alone,
On A Cold Christmas Eve
In A Land Far From Home.The Very Thought
Brought A Tear To My Eye,
I Dropped To My Knees
And Started To Cry.The Soldier Awakened
And I Heard A Rough Voice,
"Santa Don't Cry,
This Life Is My Choice;I Fight For Freedom,
I Don't Ask For More,
My Life Is My God,
My Country, My Corps."The Soldier Rolled Over
And Drifted To Sleep,
I Couldn't Control It,
I Continued To Weep.I Kept Watch For Hours,
So Silent And Still
And We Both Shivered
From The Cold Night's Chill.I Didn't Want To Leave
On That Cold, Dark, Night,
This Guardian Of Honor
So Willing To Fight.Then The Soldier Rolled Over,
With A Voice Soft And Pure,
Whispered, "Carry On Santa,
It's Christmas Day, All Is Secure."One Look At My Watch,
And I Knew He Was Right.
"Merry Christmas My Friend,
And To All A Good Night
Amen & amen.
Memo to our military personnel: Thank you.
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December 20, 2006
"Jobs Americans won't do"???
The Department of Yet Another Half-Assed Meme Debunked has weighed in tonight with this gem about the aftermath of the raid on illegal pendejos at the Swift plants.
And surprise, surprise, surprise!!! We find that we may not need the illegal fuckwads after all!
The line of applicants hoping to fill jobs vacated by undocumented workers taken away by immigration agents at the Swift & Co. meat-processing plant earlier this week was out the door Thursday.Among them was Derrick Stegall, who carefully filled out paperwork he hoped would get him an interview and eventually land him a job as a slaughterer.
But...but...but this wasn't supposed to happen! These were supposed to be "jobs Americans won't do"! We're supposed to NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED this illegal alien labor 'cuz Americans aren't willing to get their hands dirty doing stuff like this!!!
Hm. "Jobs Americans won't do", eh, you pro-illegal-immigration shitheads?
Two of his friends had been taken away by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents and he felt compelled to fill their rubber boots.
Dude, they're taking money out of your pocket, food off your table and the roof out from over your head. I don't think I'd be calling them "friends" if I were you, y'know?
Greg Bonifacio heard about the job openings on television and brought his passport, his Colorado driver's license, his Social Security card and even a color photograph of himself as a young Naval officer to prove his military service."I don't want to hassle with any identification problems because of my last name," said Bonifacio, a 59- year-old Thornton resident of Filipino heritage.
No worries, mate. As long as you can prove you're a citizen, I'd have no qualms hiring you.
Good luck to you, and thanks for putting the lie to yet another bullshit line from the pro-illegal crowd.
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December 19, 2006
PFW: Bowl Edition
Three items before we launch the Bowl Edition™ of the Perfect Football Weekend™:
1) Despite being dominated in time of possession & number of plays, Texarkana Liberty-Eylau captured its second state football title in seven years with a 35-34 victory over Robinson in the 4A division. And the Cowboys came from behind to beat Michael Vick and the Hotlanta Falcons 38-28.
I suppose they count. That puts me at 57-24 for the year, if anyone's interested.
2) Widdle Terri Owens was fined $35,000 for allegedly spitting in the face of Falcon cornerback D'Angelo Hall.
I say "allegedly" because, even though Terri admitted doing it - sort of - the incident wasn't captured on video.
Now, consider. The NFL's (not to mention the Cowboys') most notorious player, a player who draws multiple cameras, reporters and other media coverage every time he has a hangnail (or so it seems, anyway), a player whom one would think has a camera on him whenever the Cowboys are on offense (and even a lot of times when they're not)...and this incident wasn't caught on film/video/Tivo?
Is there any other evidence - other than Hall's whiny-assed claim and Owens' "admission" - that it actually happened?
Color me skeptical on this one.
3) This is a damned good story. Read it. Go. Shoo.
Okay, now that everyone's back, let's get into the PFW.
Gary Patterson's TCU Horned Frogs are in San Diego tonight for the (*coughcoughcoughPOS bowlcoughcoughcough*) Poinsettia Bowl against the Northern Illinois Huskies. The Tadpoles are favored by 11 - and, if they don't get bored and lose focus, they should cover that pretty easily.
New Year's Day, the Oklahoma Sooners will take on the Boise State Broncos (Bronchos?) in the Fiesta Bowl in Tempe, Arizona. Bob Stoops' bunch are favored by 7½ - and, given that the game will be played on green grass, I'm tempted to take OU (I was going to, anyway) and give you 11. I'm not all that crazy about Boise on anything other than that crappy blue SmurfTurf™ they play on - I don't care if they did beat TCU a couple years ago here (they wouldn't have if we'd had a field-goal kicker back then).
On Jan. 3, the LSU Tigers will take on Notre Dame in the Sugar Bowl at the Superdome in New Orleans (which, contrary to popular opinion, hasn't been officially renamed to "Hurricane Katrina-ravaged New Orleans"). LSU's a 9-point favorite, and I'm gonna go out on a limb and predict that if they score 10, they'll cover.
Bo Pelini's defense is gonna throttle Brady Quinn, bar none. And if they do, I'll also predict that this will be Pelini's last game as the Tigers' defensive coordinator. Some team will snap him up as head coach, mark my words.
Christmas Day finds the Dallas Cowboys at home against the Filthydelphia Eagles, sans The World's Greatest Quarterback In The History Of Ever, Ever™, Donna McNabb.
In his place under center will stand The World's Greatest Backup Quarterback In The History Of Ever, Ever (Now That Romo's Starting)™, Widdle Jeffy Garcia.
Garcia's played very well as a backup, granted. But if the Cowboys are to be taken seriously this season - not to mention if they want to win the NFC East - Garcia will see that hole in the roof a helluva lot while on his back. The 'Boys are a touchdown favorite - let's see how that holds up.
The next Sunday (I think), Detroit comes to Dallas for the final game of the regular season. And, just like St. Louis on New Year's Day this year, it's a team that should be just making a cameo. (Then again, the Ewes were supposed to lay down for the Cowboys too, and they didn't, so...)
UPDATE - BREAKING: All you Bledsoe apologists, take note - Romo just made the Pro Bowl. Neener. Effin'. Neener.
The final recap and benediction will come sometime after New Year's, though brief mentions as to how we do will pop up here from time to time, so keep checking back.
The floor is now open for thoughts on Bucky, Jason Campbell, why the Aint's could beat Dallas on the road but not Washington at home, etc...
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Cartoon of the day
God bless Johnny Hart.
The man has hit the nail on the head.
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December 18, 2006
Taking the night off
Yeah, there's stuff out there about which to pontificate, but right now allergies have rendered one eys shut and the other eye about halfway there.
(No comments from the peanut gallery about the blind leading the blind, mkay? )
We'll start the Bowl Edition™ of the PFW tomorrow. Stay tuned.
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December 17, 2006
Bonaduce slaps a Donktard silly
Your Misha link du jour is this priceless gem from one Mr. Dan Bonaduce.
Oh, what the hell - I'll post it here, too.
My new hero.
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December 15, 2006
Comment of the year
Over at the Rott, Imperial correspondent LC Jackboot has a great post about the Phoenix, AZ socialist indoctrination center independent school district and its plan to teach a so-called "HIV/AIDS curriculum" to first graders. It's a good read, and well worth your time.
But my favorite part of the post is a comment from LC Beaker, who had this to say:
This year my kids (5th and 2nd grades) brought home a permission slip for me to sign that would allow the district to have a psychologist “counsel” them about a number of issues, including “family problems.” My daughter was surprised a bit when I told her to tell her teacher to go pound sand.Just why in the ever-loving fuck a school feels the need to pry into every students personal life is beyond me, but I’ll be dammed if I’m going to give them permission to poke their socialist noses into my family’s private life. My kids go to school to learn to read and write, to learn mathematics and science and history.
They do not go to school to save the rainforest, eliminate global warming, protect the endangered three-nippled salamander, or learn how gay marriage is just as valid as the old-fashioned kind found in the Old Testament. How parents raise their kids is a private affair, and liberal, nanny-statists who think they have the right to interfere can all go fuck themselves.
And then die in a fire.
Amen and amen, Beak. Good on ya, mate.
Our kids belong to us, not the state - and the sooner the socialist shitstains get that through their thick-assed heads, the sooner they can get on with sitting behind their oversized desks and beating themselves off while fantasizing about owning us all.
Free of having to worry about how many more holes they get put in them.
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December 14, 2006
Well, it's a good start
Well, whaddya know? The Dullest Moaning Snooze finds itself actually good for something.
For once.
About three weeks after running a series of articles about Cactus, Texas - a town up near the Oklahoma panhandle, the Immigration guys finally nutted up and busted some pendejos.
The federal raid that shut down the Swift & Co. meatpacking plant Tuesday in Cactus, Texas, left hundreds of families scattered and the future unclear for a town that survives on a mix of illegal immigration and dangerous work.
Translation: Swift was violating the law; so were these illegal alien boyos chingos; they got their asses caught red-handed and went scurrying like the cucarachas they are, and now Swift gets to look forward to actually paying for legal labor. Did I get that about right?
The Cactus beef processing plant – the only big thing in a very small place – was one of six Swift plants in six states that Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents hit during the early morning to break up what the government called a nationwide network that supplied illegal immigrants with authentic documents – Social Security cards and birth certificates of real people – to get jobs at Swift.
Of course, this article is focusing on the so-called "plight" of these illegal aliens. Never once in this articla did any thought whatsoever go towards the American citizens whose Social Security numbers - and identities - were stolen.
Guess that wouldn't have been politically correct enough, would it?
While agents targeted a company that bills itself as the world's second-largest processor of beef and pork, members of Congress praised the crackdown in the name of immigration reform. But uncertainty and chaos engulfed the little Moore County crossroads of about 5,000 people – many of them illegal immigrants, according to local officials.The Swift plant remained closed Tuesday evening – as did Cactus, for all practical purposes.
Poor babies. Guess they should've thought of that before they crossed the border illegally, eh what?
Hundreds of Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents from across the country were at the Swift plant, checking room by room for illegal immigrants in an action they called Operation Wagon Train. Agents brought 11 buses to take detainees to local jails, where sheriffs and police chiefs were making room."People are being bused out, and people are very, very frightened," said Jim Papian of the United Food and Commercial Workers International, a union with a labor contract at the Cactus plant.
As they should be. It's about farkin' time that the illegal fucksticks had to start looking over their shoulders a bit.
"And there are reports of herding and segregating workers."
"Git along there, li'l doggie". Mheh.
Swift lashed out at the raids, complaining in a prepared statement that they violated longstanding agreements with federal officials on monitoring the immigration status of the company's workers. The actions also "raise serious questions as to the government's possible violation of individual workers' civil rights," the company said.
Translation: "They're infringing on our Constitutional right to cheap, illegal labor!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!1"
"Swift has never condoned the employment of unauthorized workers, nor have we ever knowingly hired such individuals," president and CEO Sam Rovit said. "Swift has played by the rules and relied in good faith on a program explicitly held out by the president of the United States as an effective tool to help employers comply with applicable immigration laws."
"We blithely turn our heads and look the other way while the ca$h just rollllllllllls right in on the backs of our illgal slaves workers!"
Good for ICE. And Swift, don't count on my business anytime soon, you fucking pissweasels. 
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December 13, 2006
BREAKING: Senator has possible stroke, Senate back to GOP?
Erm, not so fast on the Demoscummic takeover of the Senate there, Sparky. Looks like one of the leftist fucktards just had himself a stroke.
(Which is, come to think of it, hard to figure out. A stroke is defined as a brain hemorrhage, right? So how can a Demoscum have a hemorrhage of something he doesn't possess?)
Anyway, let's roll the story, courtesy of NewsMax...
Democratic Sen. Tim Johnson of South Dakota suffered a possible stroke Wednesday and was taken to a hospital, his office said.If he should be unable to continue to serve, it could halt the scheduled Democratic takeover of the Senate. Democrats won a 51-49 majority in the November election. South Dakota's governor, who would appoint any temporary replacement, is a Republican.
And if he has better than the brains of a tick, anyone he appoints to fill any vacancy will be a Republican. Which would leave the split at 50-50 - actually, 50-48-2 if you really wanna get technical - and ties go to Dick Cheney. Meh.
South Dakota Secretary of State Chris Nelson said there are no special restrictions on such an appointment and a replacement does not have to be in the same political party.
Sounds to me like Chrissie's a Demoscum whistling past the graveyard, doesn't it? 
Watch & pray, Denizens. Watch & pray.
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December 12, 2006
From the Grab-Bag™...
No time to rant tonight, Denizens, so here's something courtesy of LC John Wardle:
TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR FAIR-HAIRED CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY. FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME. SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:SELDOM BIN LAYED
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December 11, 2006
PFW: You morons lost to Lousy-anna...?
Well, all I know is that Texarkana Liberty-Eylau won, and the Cowgirls didn't.
Dallas got a sack of Drew Brees on it's first defensive sequence, then a 77-yard run for a touch by Julius Jones on their first possession.
Other than a shouldn't-have-been TD catch from Widdle Terri Owens, this team mailed the rest of it in. Was about as pathetic a performance as I've seen - on all sides of the ball.
(Yes, even Romo sucked. You knew he was gonna have a bad game eventually. It's a pisser that it had to be against Dallas Southeast.)
And I'm sorry - the Saints ain't that good. Yeah, they've got a halfway-decent scene going for themselves, but they simply ain't. That. Good.
Trouble was, the Cowboys abandoned the running game after that 77-yarder, and let the Saints back up. And teams'll kill you when you do that.
Last week: 1-1. Overall: 55-24.
With all due respect to LC/Denizen RobertHuntingdon, I really need more than two teams playing (except for the bowl season) in order to have a PFW. If there's no f'ball (you bet) on Saturday, it can hardly be called perfect, hm?
The PFW will see you guys in about a week or so.
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December 10, 2006
Perry: In bed with the illegal aliens Americans won't sleep with
And true to form, the governor of Texas, Big Dickhead Perry, took one look at all the conservatives who didn't vote for him this time and figured that the solution was to move left.
Memo to the Big Dickhead: This is why I didn't vote for your skanky ass in November.
Gov. Rick Perry sharply criticized several immigration proposals Wednesday, saying "divisive" ideas – such as a wall along the border, cutting off public education for illegal immigrants and taking away "birthright citizenship" – should give way to "real solutions."
Oh? Perhaps you'd just like to open up the border and let all of them in, eh, Dickhead? Maybe you'd just like to say "aw, hell with it" and give Texas back to Mejico, is that it?
"Any of those types of legislation that create divisions are bad," Mr. Perry told reporters at a meeting of public officials from the border region. "We need to look at ways to be bringing people together, rather than driving wedges between them."
Perhaps then we should do away with all laws mandating elections for public office? Such elections do, after all, create (gasp!!!!) divisions.
In fact, Big Dickhead, didn't you just win one of those "divisive" elections? And didn't the "divisions" go four ways, and in fact help you win???
Although it isn't the first time Mr. Perry has diverged from his party on immigration, it's the first time he's spoken out so forcefully against some of the party's toughest ideas. Such proposals are expected to be major issues when the Legislature convenes next month. Mr. Perry didn't weigh in on specific bills but left no doubt that he opposes such measures."I'm very disappointed in Governor Perry's remarks," said Rep. Leo Berman, the Tyler Republican who filed the bill to restrict birthright citizenship in Texas. "The large majority of Texans feel that to give citizenship to the children of parents who are committing a ... [crime] against the United States is ludicrous."
You're not the only one, Leo. Let's hope that Texas conservatives have a long memory, so that this can be Perry's last term.
He also complained that he had no notice of the governor's comments."I'm a pretty good supporter of Governor Perry, and we're pretty close," Mr. Berman said. "And for him not to even talk to me about it before a comment is made really bothers me."
Well, Leo, assassins don't usually announce that they're going to kill you. They just do.
Asked about measures that would cut off access to free education for the children of illegal immigrants, Mr. Perry said the federal government requires that all children be educated.
Typical Perry. Asked to show just a bit of backbone, a sliver of spine, he runs away and hides behind federal law.
He did the same thing with Lawrence v. Texas too. Challenged to defy the US Soprano Not-so-Supreme Court, he went and hid behind the black-robed tyrants. (Reports that he enjoyed giving Dave Souter that rim-job were unsubstantiated at press time.)
A spokesman said the governor supports federal reimbursement for states strapped by education and health care costs for illegal immigrants.
Right. Reimbursement from the federal gummint. IOW, Denizens, we wind up paying through the ass no matter what.
And Big Dickweed Perry wonders why he only got 39 percent of the vote.
Speaking to about 200 public officials from the border region, Mr. Perry reiterated his support for a program to allow foreign workers to enter the United States for certain jobs, but emphasized his tough stand on border security. He has called for new state support for law enforcement operations along the border.But his criticism of tougher measures targeting illegal immigrants drew surprised applause from advocates for immigrants and liberal groups accustomed to being Mr. Perry's staunchest critics – particularly after a national campaign season in which illegal immigrants often were portrayed as dangerous intruders.
"We welcome Governor Perry's new, more constructive tone on immigration issues," said Deece Eckstein, director of the Texas and Southwest region of People For the American Way, a liberal group.
And that - more than anything - should tell any right-thinking individual how much Perry has his big dickhead up his ugly ass on this issue. When you have Pissants for the Anti-American Way cheering you for something you did, then you can take it to the bank: You fucked up.
Big time.
"He understood one of the central messages of the recent elections – that immigrant bashing is not only mean-spirited and counterproductive, it is also politically unpopular, especially in Texas."
Right, dipshit. That's why he obviously won the majority in Texas with a gigantic, humongous, whopping THIRTY-FUCKING-NINE PERCENT OF THE VOTE, YOU FUCKHEAD PAW DUMBASS!!!
Stupid, boneheaded dumbfucks.
F.E.J.F.E.
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December 08, 2006
PFW: Okay, okay, y'talked me into it...
Hm. Maybe I should turn this into a football blog.
(Oh, BTW - you didn't hear from me last night because I had company at Chez Spatula. And she takes priority over any of you. 
)
Anyway, I've been shamed into doing a bonus PFW by our good friend, LC & Denizen Robert Huntingdon. So once more into the breach, dear friends, as Korrioth's dear godson Chang told Kirk once...
LSIK&T: Waitaminnit. That damnfool Chang was your godson???
KORRIOTH: Eh. Father liked him and made me promise.
LSIK&T: Couldn't Kang have picked someone a little less smarmy, like maybe Klaa?
KORRIOTH: He was Korax's nephew. It would've began a blood feud.
LSIK&T: (rolls eyes) Another one?
KORRIOTH: That's why Father mated with T'Pring. He was tired of all the feuding. Besides, Father says she was better in bed than Mara.
LSIK&T: Point. I s'pose that as long as you're not related to Lursa or B'Etor... (snicker)
KORRIOTH: (grunt)
Okay, where was I...?
Oh. Saturday at 2:00, Texarkana Liberty-Eylau takes on Canyon in the quarterfinal round of the state UIL playoffs. TLE took out a pretty good Royse City team, so I like their chances here.
Sunday, we have Cowboys versus Cowboys Southeast. Sean Payton's New Orleans Saints come to town to take on Payton's last team - y'know, that one coached by the Noo Joisey Con Man...?
Dallas and NO are pretty much mirror images of each other. Both rely on an offense led by a dynamic quarterback, a solid running game and a stellar defense (NO's, in fact, is based on more than a few former Cowboys.) Both have identical 8-4 records, but Dallas' was crafted against better competition, if for no other reason than that the NFC East is tougher than the NFC South.
Yet, N'awlins has owned the 'Boys the last few years in the regular season, so we'll see.
We're back Monday for the recap, assuming Korrioth hasn't shoved a painstick up my ass for that Lursa/B'Etor remark...
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December 06, 2006
Well, it's better than a cork up the ass...
Denizens, in light of what just happened with the lady who lit the match aboard the American Airlines jet, the Imperial Torturer™ (long may he show Islamonazis videos of Helen Thomas and Al Franken in the nude) has come up with the site of the year.
Massive - and I do mean massive - spew warnings in effect.
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December 05, 2006
Who watches the watchers?
Item: The Dallas Independent School District hires an accountant for what the Dullest Moaning Snooze called the district's "fraud-busting Office of District Integrity". He claimed on his résumé that he was a Certified Public Accountant.
Item: Said accountant quit today after the Snooze learned that his CPA certification had been revoked ten years ago.
Item: The DISD school board is minority-majority. Of the nine trustees, there's only one white guy.
Coincidence?
Now, before any of you libtard assholes start your bleating about racism, lemme make this point: The minorities in this town have for decades decried everything being under so-called white control, screaming bloody murder about racism, insisting that desegragation lawsuits go on ten years longer than they really needed to, and kvetching looooooong and louuuuuuud about how they could run things as well, if not better.
And so they got their chance. And we've had everything from love triangles among the high muckety mucks to furniture scandals to purchasing card abuses...well, you get the idea.
And now this.
If there is one bright spot about the Doublewide Bitch Supreme™ taking my boy with her...it's that he won't be educated in this hellhole.
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December 04, 2006
Filing the POS lawsuits that no Americans will file
In Part the 34,918,622nd in our ongoing series of showing how leftards go to the courts to get what they can't get any other legitimate way, we find a "resident" of Farmers Branch - that heroic town standing up for its rights under the duly enacted laws of the United States of America and trying to protect itself from illegal alien putas - suing that city for supposedly passing anti-illegal alien ordinances behind closed doors:
A Farmers Branch resident is suing the city and City Council members, saying they violated state open meetings laws by deliberating the merits of recently adopted immigration-related ordinances and policies behind closed doors.
There's just one teeeeeeeny, tiiiiiiiny, sliiiiiiiiiiiiight problem with that particular claim: It ain't true.
In a series of 6-0 votes, the council members also approved fines for landlords and businesses that deal with illegal immigrants, and allowed local authorities to screen suspects in police custody to see if they are in the country illegally.The votes were made in a room in City Hall packed with people who clapped as the votes were tallied in favor of the measures. In a parking lot outside, hundreds of protesters against the rules hoisted American flags and sang the Pledge of Allegiance in English before the votes were taken.
The vote came up in a public meeting Monday evening after an all-day closed meeting with the city attorney where council members discussed the legal ramifications of the proposals, intended to keep illegal immigrants away from the city.
Now that "all-day closed meeting" is the equivalent of what the city of Dallas would call "executive session". It's perfectly legal for the FB town council to do, as long as one of their purposes is to:
seeks [sic] the advice of its attorney about: (A) pending or contemplated litigation;
And that meeting did just that.
But Cthulu forbid that actual facts get in the way of an illegal alien fuckhead's whiny-assed temper-tantrum. Why, that would be positively un-American.
The suit, filed Monday in Dallas County District Court, is the first in what is expected to be several lawsuits over actions taken by the Farmers Branch City Council last month, which include prohibiting apartment managers from leasing to illegal immigrants and making English the city’s official language.The suit asks the court to void the ordinance and prevent the city from enforcing it.
One might wish to have been there, sufficiently...ah..."equipped" to strongly discourage the filing of this POS litigation. Especially given the limp-wrists who filed it.
The suit was filed by The Bickel & Brewer Storefront, the community-service affiliate of the national litigation firm of Bickel & Brewer, with offices in Dallas and New York
Ah, yes. The Bickel & Brewer "law firm". More likely - and Billy & John-boy, this is my First Amendment-protected opinion, so if you don't like it, fuck off - more likely, a storefront for a Dallas-based bathhouse.
I mean, really. A swishier pair you will not find on planet Earth. No "gaydar" necessary - simply by looking at their picture you can tell they're outright flamers.
And to think...a well-prepared individual coulda nailed two birds with one stone, as it were.
The plaintiff is Guillermo Ramos, a real estate agent and Farmers Branch resident.
Note to self: Under no circumstances whatsoever even consider buying anything resembling a house from this motherfucker. One supposes that he's a pendejo illegal, tambien.
"Like many in the community, I believe the public was denied the opportunity to participate in the discussion of these ordinances," Mr. Ramos said.
Except you were given that chance, Billy, you dumb-assed gabacho. They had an open council meeting on this issue - don't you remember???
"Given the social, economic and political effects of these measures, it seems the city left its constituents with little choice but to pursue legal remedy."
Translation: "We're about to be tossed out on our illegal asses, so it's time to go crying to the courts of Uncle Sugar."
Getting closer & closer to grabbing that watering can...
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December 03, 2006
PFW: "No way in Hell", eh, Jeri Shockey? (snicker)
Uh, Vander-who?
Royse City 21, Texarkana Liberty-Eylau 27
at TCU 38, Air Force 10
Oklahoma 21, Nebraska 7
Dallas 23, New York Football Giants 20
Whenever Roger Staubach lost a game he had a chance to win in the last two minutes (and it wasn't often, trust me), they used to say that he didn't so much lose as he just ran out of time.
The same could be said about Richard Morrison and the Royse City Bulldogs.
Down by six points, Royse City had the ball at the Liberty-Eylau 25-yard line and five seconds left for one more play. Morrison tried to buy some time by stepping forward at the line of scrimmage but ran into Liberty-Eylau's Devin Bruce, who dragged him down for a sack to end the game."We had three receivers on the left, and I was trying to get the ball to the back of the end zone," said Morrison, who finished 20-for-30 passing for 264 yards.
Were the PFW to continue into next week, Eylau would be the high school entry. However, there likely won't be another one until bowl season starts.
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If I were the Air Force play caller, I'd've called some of their plays in different sequence Saturday afternoon. They were able to move the ball against TCU, but not nearly often enough. In fact, their only offensive touchdown came after the issue had already been decided (their other TD came on a blocked punt).
Ballard did a fairly decent job, going 20 of 25 for 220. Much of that was obtained in the first half, when the Falcon corners were playing light years off the Frog receivers. Snap, quick pass to the flat, gain monster yardage, repeat. Pitch-and-catch can be fun.
And once the Frog defense figured out what Air Force was doing, it was fairly easy to stop them.
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The SpatulaGoddess is particularly proud of her fellow Leanderite, Paul Thompson, at this point.
Thompson went 19 of 34 for 265 yards and two touchdowns in leading the 8th-ranked Oklahoma Sooners over the 19th-ranked Nebraska Cornhuskers. OU's quick-as-lightning defense beat the massive Nebraska line at the point of attack and shut out an offense ranked in the top 10 in the nation in both total offense and scoring offense.
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Widdle Jeri Shockey said earlier in the week that there was "no way in Hell" that the Cowboys would beat the Giants in New York.
Like some fries with that crow, Jeri?
Granted, the Giants are down right now. And I'll give you that critical players for them are hurt.
That said...Since the 36-22 drubbing in Week 6, the Cowboys have been the better team. Not the louder one (Shockey, call your office (snicker)) - just the better one.
Romo was 20 of 34 for 257, and the ground game rushed for 100 yards. Marion Barber had 76 of those, showing that while Julius Jones may be the flashier runner, Marion Barber is the more effective one.
Widdle Terri Owens had eight catches for 84 yards, but he also had another couple of drops, bringing him to 13 for the season. And we cut Keyshawn for this guy...?
Martin Gramatica kicked a 46-yard field goal with 1 second left in the game after missing his first attempt from 44 in the first quarter, silencing the pro-Mike Vanderclank apologists for at least one week. Neener, neener.
UPDATE: And while I'm thinking about it - would someone tell me what the Hell™ it is with the Giants and those damned ugly red practice-jersey-type unis?
This is the second year in a row they've worn those POS jerseys for the Cowboys up in the Meadowlands - what, do they think there's some sort of voodoo in those things?
Giants, drop those damned things, quick. The only unis that are uglier are anything the Oregon Ducks happen to be wearing.
Ew.
This week: 3-1. Overall: 54-23.
The PFW will return for the bowl edition December 19th, when TCU kicks off the bowl season.
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December 01, 2006
PFW: Stoops - a coach with his priorities straight
As we turn into the 2006 home stretch, we mourn that this is the last regularly-scheduled shot at a Perfect Football Weekend™ - so, let's get to it.
(Actually, I wanted to lead with a story about Bob Stoops and why he missed the Nebraska-Colorado game because he was playing a pickup game of hoops with his kids - but I can't find the link, so... (sigh))
Tomorrow night, the Royse City Bulldogs have the area round of the playoffs in Tyler versus Texarkana Liberty-Eylau.
The winner of this game becomes my high-school team for the rest of the playoffs. If it's Royse City, the reason is obvious (even for that fuckhead dick jockey from Austrailia who thinks that this time, maybe I won't "enhance" his comments ). However, if it's Eylau, they become my favorite team - because earlier in the season, they kicked Sulphur Springs' backwoods asses, 40-30. Mheh.
Also tomorrow night, eighth-ranked Oklahoma is in the Big XII Championship Game™ against 19th-ranked Nebraska.
Three years ago, Nebraska would've been the PFW team in this matchup. Amazing how things change. Anyway, OU's favored by about 4, so you can have Nebraska & three.
Saturday afternoon, TCU will close out it's regular season at home against the Falcons of the Air Force Academy. TCU's favored by 18 - and, given how the Froggies have trouble with the passing game, it's anyone's guess as to why. Fisher DeBerry likes to throw the ball all over the lot, and they destroyed Army a few weeks back, whereas TCU merely beat the Black Knights. I'll take TCU, but I'm only gonna give you 10 - and even that scares me.
Sunday afternoon, the Romo Era gets its first major test (second, if you count the Carolina game) as the 'Boys travel to Joisey to take on the New York Football Giants. NY's hurt, though some of their injured players might be back for this one. This game still scares me, though, because I still don't trust that Cowboy secondary - especially against Eli Manning. We'll see.
We're back Monday for the recap. In the meantime, you're invited to handicap USC-UCLA, just for shits & giggles.
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