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January 02, 2007
On the Bullshit State Broncos & the Fiesta Bowl
Memo to the Bullshit State Broncos: You. Ain't. That. Good.
You beat OU in a bowl game. Big. Fuckin'. Deal.
And not only did you have the zebras' help (OU couldn't breathe on you without drawing a flag), you had to resort to trick plays to achieve the one-point victory.
In plain, non-potato-farmer English, Bullshit State - you couldn't play the Oklahoma Sooners straight up and win.
Now consider that you eked out a one-point victory in overtime against a team that's lost three of its last four bowl games. And you had to have a trick play to get into OT, at that.
Get this straight, Smurfs: TCU would have kicked your ass up the field and back down. LSU would have had you pussies crying all the way back to your Smurf Turf™. And I won't even speculate on what Ohio State, Southern Cal, Florida or Michigan would've done to you.
Deserving of respect? You wussies?
Get fookin' real. 
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at January 2, 2007 09:54 PM
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Hm. TCU whooped up on barely-Division 1A Northern Illinois. LSU has its hands full with a weak Notre Dame team. Michigan got crushed by a less-than-great-but-still-darn-good USC team. Florida barely won the most over-rated conference in college football. Of course, seven weeks ago, Ohio State looked like it could have beaten any college teams, and several pro teams, in the parking lot of any stadium in America.
All Boise State did was beat the Big XII champion Oklahoma Sooners, putting the cap on a perfect season.
If one looks at it from the other angle, Oklahoma fell for trick plays in a venue where EVERY FREAKIN' TEAM PULLS OUT THEIR TRICK PLAYS! The fact that Oklahoma fell for a trick play in the waning seconds of a football game, in EXACTLY the situation where a trick play would have been called for, means Oklahoma LOST that game, which means Boise State should feel robbed, for not being provided with a worth opponent.
All of the preceding was typed, and meant, by a Sooner fan.
Posted by: The Humble Devildog at January 3, 2007 09:21 PM
Eh, whadder youse griping about? Bucky won, didn't they? :-)
Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at January 3, 2007 10:54 PM
Oregon would've beat 'em......Just imagine....
An Oregon / Oklahoma matchup ! What a game that would be....
Posted by: LC John Wardle at January 5, 2007 09:31 PM
I agree more or less... but I still want to see a college playoff system. This BCS bowl system is an archaic insanity that needs to be tossed on the garbage pile of history.
RH
Posted by: RobertHuntingdon at January 7, 2007 12:14 AM