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February 08, 2007

BREAKING:  Anna Nicole Smith:  1967 - 2007

Well, she always wanted to be like Marilyn.  Looks like she got her wish.

Anna Nicole Smith has assumed room temperature.  And, based on these paragraphs...

A private nurse called 911 after finding Smith unresponsive in her sixth-floor room, said Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger. He said Smith's bodyguard administered cardiopulmonary resuscitation about an hour before she was declared dead. She is believed to have expired on the scene.

Anna Nicole was reportedly treated with Narcan on the scene. Narcan is a substance generally adminstered to remove narcotics from a person's system.

...five'll get you ten that drugs were involved.

Just like Marilyn.

Anna, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at February 8, 2007 07:19 PM

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I wouldn't rule this out as a factor behind her death:

"More recently, Smith's ballooning figure and up-and-down weight became a subject of public fascination. But she lost a reported 69 pounds and became a spokeswoman for TrimSpa, a weight-loss supplement."

At least she didn't go like fellow Playboy alum Dorothy Stratten.

Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at February 9, 2007 12:09 AM

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Posted by: Je at February 9, 2007 09:47 AM

Denizens, just so you know - that comment from "Je" came from 216.9.82.85, which tracks to Chesapeake, VA.  Not too far from Mykki Chickenshit, but I don't think it's that asshole this  time.

Rather, it sounds like our old "friend", 88, has decided to come out from under his rock.

Her beloved son, and heir to her millions, died in very suspicious circumstances in September. Howard K. Stern, her sleezy jewish lawyer boyfriend, arranged his own marriage to Nicole two weeks later. In the middle of October Nicole's mother went on CNN to say she blamed Stern for her grandson's death and warned her daughter she might be next

Y'know, 88, I'll entertain the possibility that Stern did it.  In a world where they sing the praises of a limpdick who kills his wife for the cardinal sin of having refused to die during the first attack (Shitstain Schiavo, call your office), anything's possible.

But would you mind telling all of us here what the ever-lovin' fuck  being a Jooooooooooo has to do with it - eh, you anti-Semitic douchebag?

Go ahead.  I'll wait. (pulls out copy of War and Peace)

Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at February 9, 2007 10:47 PM

Why all the hooraw over the death of a bimbo blond?

Posted by: David Hartung at February 10, 2007 06:26 PM