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February 08, 2007
BREAKING: Jones proves he's clueless
Conventional wisdom has held for last few years that Jerry Jones was nothing but a clueless hick with an expensive toy. Today, it looks like he's going to prove it.
Wade Phillips, who has a winning (slightly) regular-season record as a head coach with positively miserable teams (Beefalo, Denver) - but hasn't won shit in the playoffs - is poised to become the Dallas Cowgirls' new head coach.
Welcome to the Bill Parcells Era, Part Deux.
This will necessitate a change in next season's PFW. My pro team will, instead of being the Cowgirls, now be whomever's playing the Cowgirls. (Excluding, of course, the Phuckadelphia Beagles, the Washington Foreskins and the San Transexual Fairywhiners, who can bugger off AFAIC.)
Congratulations, Owner Jethro. If justice has its way, you're currently building the world's largest mausoleum. Here's a toast to all those fans disguised as empty seats.
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at February 8, 2007 06:39 AM
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