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March 30, 2007

Aw, did'um widdle babeee get hisself slapped down?  Awwwwww....  (*Updated* - dammit...)

In the last three weeks or so, we've had pop up a self-important pussified little she-male calling herself the "Dog-Catcher".  And I do mean "pop up" - in the manner of a particularly nasty yeast infection.

No offense intended to yeast infections.

Anyway, the little douchebag is running a site called "Mishawatch" (ooooooooooh, how creative) - and, no, I'm not going to link to the limp-wrist; he doesn't deserve so much as a look from The Six Or Seven Of You Who Still Read This Blog™.

So now he's trying to put the Rott out of business by kvetching to Misha's hosting company - which, by the way, is the same great group of guys that house My Eternal Wisdom™ (grin) - in a half-assed attempt to get them to shut him down.  This, of course, after he issued the obligatory pissing and moaning about how we right-thinkers are trying to silence those we think are idiots.  Such as The Clap-Catcher, but I digress.

Anyway, our champions at Hosting Matters politely told ol' Clappie to go pound sand.  And the douchebag isn't happy about it at all, no sirree:

I see that the wingnut is already busy gloating over his “victory” when his host rudely dismissed my very reasonable email to them. Really, “emporer”, do you honestly believe that I am going to leave it at that? I merely wanted to provide them with a chance to do the right thing voluntarily but, realizing the possibility that they might refuse, I already had a plan B in place.

So laugh while you can, puppy.

Since your "plan B" is to run down to mommy's basement, throw yourself on your cumstain-and-pictures-of-Pee Wee Herman-lined couch and have the Mother of All Crying Jags™...why yes.  Yes we will.

Laugh our asses off at you, that is. 

UPDATE:  Oh, shit.

It's a prank.  A fucking prank.  I've been pranked  by my best friend.

D'ohhhh!!!!!!  

Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at March 30, 2007 11:12 PM

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