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March 30, 2007
Aw, did'um widdle babeee get hisself slapped down? Awwwwww.... (*Updated* - dammit...)
In the last three weeks or so, we've had pop up a self-important pussified little she-male calling herself the "Dog-Catcher". And I do mean "pop up" - in the manner of a particularly nasty yeast infection.
No offense intended to yeast infections.
Anyway, the little douchebag is running a site called "Mishawatch" (ooooooooooh, how creative) - and, no, I'm not going to link to the limp-wrist; he doesn't deserve so much as a look from The Six Or Seven Of You Who Still Read This Blog™.
So now he's trying to put the Rott out of business by kvetching to Misha's hosting company - which, by the way, is the same great group of guys that house My Eternal Wisdom™ (grin) - in a half-assed attempt to get them to shut him down. This, of course, after he issued the obligatory pissing and moaning about how we right-thinkers are trying to silence those we think are idiots. Such as The Clap-Catcher, but I digress.
Anyway, our champions at Hosting Matters politely told ol' Clappie to go pound sand. And the douchebag isn't happy about it at all, no sirree:
I see that the wingnut is already busy gloating over his “victory” when his host rudely dismissed my very reasonable email to them. Really, “emporer”, do you honestly believe that I am going to leave it at that? I merely wanted to provide them with a chance to do the right thing voluntarily but, realizing the possibility that they might refuse, I already had a plan B in place.So laugh while you can, puppy.
Since your "plan B" is to run down to mommy's basement, throw yourself on your cumstain-and-pictures-of-Pee Wee Herman-lined couch and have the Mother of All Crying Jags™...why yes. Yes we will.
Laugh our asses off at you, that is. 
UPDATE: Oh, shit.
It's a prank. A fucking prank. I've been pranked by my best friend.
D'ohhhh!!!!!! 
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March 28, 2007
"Castle doctrine" becomes law
This may be the first thing Big Dickhead Perry's ever done that I liked.
Nice going, BD. That's one "attaboy" for you.
You now officially have 9,999 "awshit"s to make up. Get busy.
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March 25, 2007
Life's a bitch...
Still don't feel much like posting (but I gotta put something up), so here's the latest from the Grab-Bag™ from the Mothergoose in Denton:
Appropos, no? 
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March 22, 2007
Housekeeping-ery
Well, something's amiss in the Backyard™, so I'm starting the long-put-off process of moving all the graphics into Pegasus' main core. The banner's first, and more will follow.
Keep yer eyeses peeled. :-)
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March 21, 2007
Bringing me over to the dark side of C&W, one opinion at a time
(Hat tip to the SpatulaGoddess.)
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March 20, 2007
Lord Spatula the Step-Ogre
Denizens, you all know that I'm about to tie the knot for the fourth third-½ time.
What you guys don't know is that part of this package deal is a fifteen-year-old stepdaughter.
Whom, I just found out, attended this collective display of bovine execrement.
Pray for me.
And hand me a hammer & chisel. There's a lot of work to be done on this skull full o' mush (a little Rush lingo, there).
A lot of work. 
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March 17, 2007
Almost forgot...
Erin Go Braugh(less) and all that. 
Happy St. Paddy's, you guys.
UPDATE: Well, this is a failed bit. Time to go confiscate McCool's supply of Romulan ale again... 
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The first politician (Liberal, no doubt.)
Don't feel like writing much today, even thought I probably ought to, so today's blurb comes from the Grab-Bag™, courtesy of the Mothergoose from Denton, who says:
An archeological team, digging in Washington DC, has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first Politician.
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March 13, 2007
General Pace: Bending over and...
One wonders how we're going to win this war if the leadership is this spineless.
As most of you know, probably my biggest pet peeve is someone who speaks truth to leftist douchebags one day...then turns around and offers up his balls while groveling for forgiveness the next.
Which is what we have here. And by a Marine general, no less.
The Pentagon's top general expressed regret Tuesday that he called homosexuality immoral, a remark that drew a harsh condemnation from members of Congress and gay advocacy groups.
Translation: It was spot-on.
In a newspaper interview Monday, Marine Gen. Peter Pace, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, had likened homosexual acts to adultery and said the military should not condone it by allowing gays to serve openly in the armed forces.
Right. Nor should the military condone the sodomites. If you ask me, they should be drummed out of the service at the earliest opportunity, courtesy of a dishonorable discharge.
In the first place, the military doesn't exist to provide social experimentation for every little whiny-assed special interest group that comes along and bleats that we owe them something. Nor is it a dating service for Half-Assed Hot-Flashing Heterophobes™. The purpose of the military is to kill people & break things. Nothing else.
In a statement Tuesday, he said he should have focused more in the interview on the Defense Department policy about gays — and "less on my personal moral views."
Bullshit, General. Your "personal moral views" are what make you uniquely you. They define your strength of character - which is why Waffleya tapped you to become Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.
And now, by showing a distinct lack of backbone, you've managed to cause Bush to alienate his base just a little bit more. Not to mention tarnish the image of the Marines.
Oo-rah.
He did not offer an apology, something that had been demanded by gay rights groups.
'Scuse me? "Did not offer an apology"? What the Hell™ do you call "express[ing] regret", then?
"General Pace's comments are outrageous, insensitive and disrespectful to the 65,000 lesbian and gay troops now serving in our armed forces," the advocacy groupServicemembers Legal Defense NetworkThervithememberth Weegal Defenthe Networksaidlisped in a statement on its Web site.
Oh, boo hoo fucking hoo. Go cry in your strawberry Daquiri, why don't you? It's not like you bastards have never called us "breeders" before, now is it?
The group, which has represented some of the thousands dismissed from the military for their sexual orientation, demanded an apology.
The First Amazon Squadron and the 69th Bed-Wetting Pansy Brigade™ can go pound sand up their ass, AFAIC. Then again, they'd probably like that...
Pace's senior staff members said earlier that the general was expressing his personal opinion and did not intend to apologize. They spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not allowed to speak on the record.
"Oooooh, we better not say anything else, or they'll blow us kisses!!!"
Rep. Martin Meehan, who has introduced legislation to repeal the current policy, criticized Pace's comments."General Pace's statements aren't in line with either the majority of the public or the military," said the Massachusetts Democrat.
Oh And he figured that out...how again? Did he stick his finger in the air after sticking it up some page's ass?
"He needs to recognize that support for overturning (the policy) is strong and growing"
Do tell, Marty baby? And what is your source for that claim? Could it be the same source that claims you faggots are 10% of the population?
and that the military is "turning away good troops to enforce a costly policy of discrimination."
Gee, and here I thought it was because we were meeting all our recruitment quotas.
But don't you want the military to be thin in its ranks, Meehan, you fucking simp? You and your honeyboys in the Donktard party certainly don't seem too hell-bent on making sure our troops get home from Iraq & Afghanistan, seeing as how you want to "slow bleed" their support.
Louis Vizcaino, spokesman for the gay rights group Human Rights Campaign, said Pace's comments were "insulting and offensive to the men and women...who are serving in the military honorably."
No, actually it's insulting to light-in-the-loafers pissant like you who want to shout down anyone who dares to suggest that you people aren't normal.
Not that the insult's a bad thing.
"Right now there are men and women that are in the battle lines, that are in the trenches, they're serving their country," Vizcaino said. "Their sexual orientation has nothing to do with their capability to serve in the U.S. military."
Except when suffering a hot flash while stuck in a foxhole with a fellow soldier.
But let's take Velvet Vizcaino's word for it. Why limit induction to just heterophobes? Let's invite the pedoph...no, wait - that's redundant. Let's invite the trannies, the beastiality types, the necrophilia boys, the incestuous, the she-males, the hermaphrodites, whatever floats yer boat. Let'm all serve. Let's turn the world's mightiest military into one great big honkin' commune, an orgy chock full o' alternative lifestyles.
That'll show our enemies!!!
"Don't ask, don't tell" was passed by Congress in 1993 after a firestorm of debate in which advocates argued that allowing homosexuals to serve openly would hurt troop morale and recruitment and undermine the cohesion of combat units.John Shalikashvili, the retired Army general who was Joint Chiefs chairman when the policy was adopted, said in January that he has changed his mind on the issue since meeting with gay servicemen.
"These conversations showed me just how much the military has changed, and that gays and lesbians can be accepted by their peers," Shalikashvili wrote in a newspaper opinion piece.
Which is one reason why the limp-wrist lover never should've become CJC in the first place. That position demands someone with a bit of backbone, who says what he means, means what he says and can take the heat from the whiny-asses without melting.
Unlike, sadly, General Pace.
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March 10, 2007
Brad Delp: 1951 - 2007
Growing up, I wasn't on board with the rock 'n roll genre. To say that I equated all R&R with Metallica wouldn't be an inaccurate statement. And I wanted no part of it.
That changed shortly after I graduated "hah skrewl" (a little Rush lingo, there) in 1981. It was at that point that I entered a fairly rebellious phase (for me) in my life. Part of that was developing a taste for - gasp! - rock 'n roll. And the first band I remember going nuts over was Boston.
But if you click that link today, you'll see a tribute to its lead singer, Brad Delp. That's because he's reached his destination, having passed from us at age 55.
In the story, they call him a tenor. Sorry, guys - that's no tenor. I'm a tenor, and there's no way in Hell™ I can get my voice that high without a vise grip attached firmly to my balls.
Tom, Barry, Sib - I loved your music, hated your politics, and haven't listened to any of your stuff since Third Stage. But I will miss the hell outta Brad, and I grieve with you that he's gone.
Rest in peace, Brad.
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March 07, 2007
Snarl.
Okay, now I'm pissed.
Went to have lunch yesterday at a place called Ryan's Family Steakhouse. Nice place, friendly folks, decent enough food (get the fried chicken).
Placed my order with the cashier. The ditzy sort, but competent enough.
Until she asked me - and I swear to Cthulu I'm not making this up - if I wanted the senior discount.
Just For Men© is about to get a new customer investor...
Grrrrrrrrr.
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March 04, 2007
Retrosexuals
Today's dollop of Good Stuff™ comes from LC MoMinuteMan - not necessarily with permission. 
I ran across this on The Net a couppla years ago, don’t remember where, when or who composed it, but it pretty accurately nails me and most all the guys I know who are PBCs. (The newly coined phrase "Pre-Bizzaro Child", to describe those of us who were raised by responsible parents before The United States turned into Bizzaro-World)…"After searching for my sexual identity. I finally discovered it and I can no longer keep it in the closet. I am here to openly announce that I am a Retrosexual.
My Retrosexuality is defined by the following Retrosexual code:
A Retrosexual, no matter what the women insists, pays for the date.
A Retrosexual opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female.
A Retrosexual DEALS WITH SHIT. Be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.
A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.
A Retrosexual doesn’t worry about living to be 90. It’s not how long you live, but how well. If you’re 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you.
A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap. (Possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.)
A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he’s 30 years old .
A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the "DEALING WITH SHIT" portion of The Code.
A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title.
A Retrosexual does not let neighbors fuck up rooms in his house on national TV.
A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for poontang. Some is inevitable, but major re-invention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long run, she ain’t worth it.
A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak treechipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn’t pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH SHIT. When you fucked up, he DEALT WITH YOU. Buck up, pussy.
A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey.
A Retrosexual knows how to tie a fucking windsor knot when wearing a tie.
A Retrosexual does not strip naked, get into a sweat lodge, and bang on drums to bond with other guys. That shit is gay. However, dressing in kilts, banging on drums around a campfire and drinking heavily is just fine.
A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about getting.
A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can’t hammer a damn nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss that you be.
A Retrosexual’s asshole is an exit ramp on the road of life. Ladies, contrary to what Cosmo says, spontaneously sticking a finger back there is a good way to be launched off the bed (or if Hooters hotwings have been recently consumed, lose a finger). Make you a deal, we won’t mess with yours unless you want us to, and you won’t mess with ours… period.
A Retrosexual will buy feminine hygine products if he has to, but only under protest. This falls under unpleasant things you have to fucking DEAL WITH. Get some Hagen-Daas while you're at it.
A Retrosexual gives a lady his seat on the bus/subway/etc.
A Retrosexual does not order an apple martini at the bar. A Martini has fucking Vodka and vermouth in it dammit. And maybe an olive. In fact, why not just get a shot of Vodka??"
DFS. (Damn Fuckin' Straight)
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March 03, 2007
What did she say that wasn't true?
ITEM: Ann Coulter, in a roundabout sort of way, referred to John-John "Breck Girl" Edwards using the word "faggot".
Not that there isn't a helluva lot of evidence to support the claim:
Oh, but now here comes Dr. YEARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!, bitching and moaning at the GOP, demanding they make Ann take it back:
Democratic Party boss Howard Dean demanded that Republican presidential candidates denounce conservative columnist Ann Coulter after she referred to Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards as a ‘faggot’ during a speech Friday at a national conservative gathering.[...]
"While Democrats and Republicans may disagree on the issues, we should all be able to agree that this kind of vile rhetoric is out of bounds. The American people want a serious, thoughtful debate of the issues,” the press release read.
"Republicans—including the Republican presidential candidates who shared the podium with Ann Coulter today—should denounce her hateful remarks."
Oooooooooooooo...kayfine.
In the first place, Dr. Howierd, what did Ann say that, in its essence, wasn't true?
Secondly, I might point out that you yourself aren't exactly a bastion of civil-type discourse. Y'know? PotKettleBlack™ much, Dr. YEARRRRRRGH?
Here's a clue Chief Screaming Flea: Can't stand the heat, get the hell outta the kitchen.
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