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June 27, 2007
Memo to "D. Aristofuckhead": FOAD.
If you've been keeping up with the Rott at all, you know that I've recently found out that my stepdaughter soon-to-be-adopted daughter is pregnant. A fact I first made mention of in this thread.
Naturally, Misha's post was picked up by the knee-jerk (emphasis on the latter) website, "Sadly, No Brains (or Balls)", and subsequently parroted around certain points of the Nutroot-o-Sphere. (Amazing, isn't it, how they call us "mind-numbed robots", yet are wholly incapable of any original thought themselves.)
KORRIOTH: And this suprises you...how again, m'Liege?
LSIK&T: Yeah, yeah, I know - "Don't expect great things from the ShortBus-o-Sphere."
Anyway, one of the sockpuppets "commenters" over at Sadly, No Brains (or Balls) couldn't resist opening his skanky piehole:
apparently Father-of-the-Year (730 B.C. winner) Lord Spatula has a 15-year-old pregnant stepdaughter who he’s forbidden from having an abortion (which she wants).
Well, not so fast there, Sparky. Thankfully, she's decided to take the advice of people a helluva lot smarter than you - granted, it only takes one functioning brain cell, but still - and decided against an abortion.
She's decided, D. Aristo-assclown, that she doesn't want to be like you - a pre-adolescent, tantrum-throwing, piss-drinking, jism-guzzling asscrust who screams & cries when he doesn't get his way - but rather a responsible human being who's ready to own up to her mistakes.
Unlike your parents.
But let me make one thing crystal clear to you, you colostomy-bag-gulping son of a crack-whore-bitch:
This is our daughter - not yours and not anyone else's. Ours. We will raise her as we see fit, and just what the ever-lovin' Hell do you think you're gonna do about it?
Because you're so fucking clue-challenged, D. Aristo-asswipe, I'll tell you: Not a motherfucking thing. Her mother and I will instill the values in her that we want, and we will train her up in the way we think she should go, and you're going to sit there with that butt-plug of yours firmly inserted and watch. And you can save your pissing & moaning for someone who gives a shit about your half-assed, Mongoloid opinion - because we sure as Hell don't.
We will raise her the way we see fit, and if that doesn't meet with your personal approval, shit-for-brains, you can go fuck yourself. Preferably with a dirty needle. Or seventeen.
Or you can show up on my doorstep and I'll beat it into whatever passes for the fecal material between your ears. Your choice.
Otherwise, you fucking bastard, you can eat shit and die. You won't be missed, and we can use the extra oxygen.
Stupid asshole. 
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at June 27, 2007 06:24 PM
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Ima fukwad.
[Yeah, we know. -LSI]
Posted by: SadNo Research Labs at June 27, 2007 10:56 PM
Spats,
You and your family are in my prayers. The choices you and your daughter make in the next few months will hard, but with God's help, I am certain you will do the right thing. One thing, if you can convince your daughter to lose the sperm donor, she will be much happier long term.
Posted by: David Hartung at June 27, 2007 11:33 PM
if you can convince your daughter to lose the sperm donor, she will be much happier long term.
The sperm donor's not long for my daughter's world, whether she wants him there or not.
He will be kindly encouraged to withdraw. Should he decline, more...insistent measures (read: a copy of a criminal complaint shoved in his face) will be taken.
He will be gone - one way or the other.
Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at June 27, 2007 11:37 PM
I don't get it. All I said was you laid down the law with you pregnant 15-year-old stepdaughter on carrying her baby to term.
Those are the facts, right? And for saying that, I'm a fuckwad?
Posted by: D. Aristophanes at June 27, 2007 11:55 PM
I am a big gay and I eat poop.
[Amazingly, Denizens, he really did say this. -LSI]
Posted by: SadNo Research Labs at June 28, 2007 12:36 AM
don't get it. All I said was you laid down the law with you pregnant 15-year-old stepdaughter on carrying her baby to term.
Except we all know that's not what you said, don't we? I mean, the comment and the link are in my post, aren't they? And you were really implying that my parental techniques were taken from what you consider to be a backwards, unenlightened era, weren't you?
Really, chump - if you're going to lie, at least put a little more effort into it, mkay?
Those are the facts, right? And for saying that, I'm a fuckwad?
Oh? Are you claiming ownership of the first comment in this thread? You're admitting to being the Sadly, No Brains (or Balls) sockpuppet?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at June 28, 2007 07:07 AM
BWAHAHAHA!! Great parenting skills, better than my parents...whoever they are, mommy still can't tell me which of the last 24,581 johns is my daddy...
and the worst part.. I'M THE FATHER OF A REAL MOTHERFUCKING DUMBASS!! HE TURNED OUT LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!1!
Posted by: jbeez at June 28, 2007 08:58 PM
Spats, my friend, if I may;
Ignore the idiots. You and yours have more important things to worry about than random shit fer brains butinski's with snarky comments.
Y'all have some rough times ahead, but I'm gonna offer a prediction. A year from now, your neighbors are gonna see a proud, happy, Grampa with a shit eating grin welded to his face pushing a baby carriage down the sidewalk, telling everyone you see "Look at this little Angel!"
Yes, I am one too, and we ALL do the same thing.
My prayers for you and the rest of the Spatula Clan. but y'all will do just fine. Love will overcome damn near anything.
Pictures when they are available, please?
Posted by: LC Wil at June 30, 2007 11:11 AM
LC Wil said:
"A year from now, your neighbors are gonna see a proud, happy, Grampa with a shit eating grin welded to his face pushing a baby carriage down the sidewalk, telling everyone you see "Look at this little Angel!"
Spats,
The man has a point. Right now you have more important things to worry about than some fools who have nothing better to do than to haunt the internet and attack other folks.
Remember, children are a gift from God, no matter how they are conceived. They did not ask to be born. That child will need all the love that he, or she, can get. This is true whether or not your daughter chooses to keep the child, or to adopt it out to a loving family.
Posted by: David Hartung at July 1, 2007 05:49 AM
nice, now you got another piece of white trash to raise so it can become mediocre white trash just like yourself.
enjoy being poor, faggot.
Posted by: douchebag jismgobbler at 70.238.176.221 at July 1, 2007 04:36 PM
How about you come say that to my face, chickenshit?
18959 Lina St, #601
Dallas, TX
I'm just down the street from you, pussy. Let's see you come out from behind your daddy's skirt and be a hero, assclown.
C'mon, douchebag, let's see whatcha got!
Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at July 1, 2007 04:44 PM
If it's closer, dipshit, come and see me.
7900 Westpark Drive,
McLean, VA 22102.
Motherfucker, trying to attack someone thorough his children is well beyond merely out of bounds. Come by sometime, and I'll explain the concept slowly enough that even a shit for brains like you can understand. Until then, you are just a cock gobbling, cum snarfing bitch.
Now, chickenshit, come and do something about it.
Posted by: LC Wil at July 1, 2007 07:01 PM