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July 12, 2007
The British are coming!!! The British...uh, wait...
[SCENE: Aboard Pegasus. Ozy McCool and T-Bone McManx are reading an article about The Hawtest British Couple In The History Of Ever, Ever!™. Huge pools of saliva have formed on the deck of the bridge.]
OZY MCCOOL: (drool)
T-BONE MCMANX: (drool!!!)
[In comes our hero, Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant, with his first officer and right-hand Klingon, Korrioth. A look of disgust crosses Spats' face, while Korrioth effects a smirk, knowing what's coming and gleefully anticipating it.]
LSIK&T: Ahem.
[Ozy's and T-Bone's faces have a race to see which one blanches first. Ozy's wins...but it's close.]
OZY MCCOOL: Sir!...uh...um...Admiral on the bridge?
T-BONE MCMANX: (gulp)
LSIK&T: Would either of you mind showing me why you're creating Drool Lake™ on the bridge of my ship?
[McCool hands Spats the article, and a picture.]
LSIK&T: 
(sigh) Mr. Korrioth, would you mind escorting Mr. McCool and Mr. McManx to their quarters before Drool Lake™ becomes...ah...
KORRIOTH: (grunt)
[Korrioth grabs the two by the scruff of their necks and leaves the bridge.]
Really, guys, Posh Victoria whatever the Hell™ she wants to be called...she's cute and all, but I've seen better.
And if you ask me, she needs to fire her stylist. Silky Pony boy John-John Edwards gets better haircuts.
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at July 12, 2007 10:09 AM
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Comments
Pretty funny comment from the article:
Urgh, please let them stay over there and not bother us ever again.
Posted by: jason at July 12, 2007 10:30 AM
Mheh. Is kinda telling, isn't it? :-D
Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at July 12, 2007 10:45 AM
Yet, they still got treated like Royals.
Once we finally do leave Iraq and Afghanistan, will our brave men and women in the military get the same sort of treatment????
Wanna start a betting pool on this?
Posted by: Supreme General Rayegun at July 13, 2007 08:35 PM
Uuuuh, excuse me, Sire. This is what the Brits consider hot?
Those two could curdle milk at 20 paces. Make a freight train take a left turn onto a dirt road. Both of them look like they were rode hard and put up wet.
I mean, ya know - dayum!
Remind me not to visit Merry Old anytime soon, please.
Posted by: LC Wil at July 15, 2007 06:52 PM
OK, so a munchkin soccer star and his skin-and-bones, concentration-camp pin-up girl of a wife hit American shores?
I give a shit why?
I don't care about soccer. Not one whit. And I don't give a shit about some bag of bones with no real talent other than marrying a really rich guy.
Please, please, please, no more pictures. I don't need to be tortured like that.
Posted by: Ragin' Dave at July 15, 2007 08:41 PM
The female in question has one of the worst sets of fake breasts in the history of plastic surgery. www.awfulplasticsurgery.com Without those, she's as androgenous as they come. No drooling, here.
Posted by: tweell at July 17, 2007 07:24 PM