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November 04, 2007
NBC: The Environ-mental Case Network
If I didn't know better, I'd say NBC was in a tooth-and-nail battle to see which network's news division could portray itself as the absolute most stupid-assed on television.
Beginning this evening, right before Cowboys-Beagles, they turned all their logos & graphics green, then shut off the lights in their Football Night in America studios, all the while bleating about how the electricity they saved would power 2000 homes for six months, and if everybody in Dallas & Phuckadelphia would just shut off the lights in one room of their super-duper-overextravagant 10,000-square-foot mansions ( 
), they could power Algore's house for a year or somesuch. (They're calling it their "Green is Universal" campaign - NBC, if memory serves, is either owned by or closely aligned with Universal Studios somehow.)
Then at halftime, they bring out the always-retarded MATT WAUWER (a little Rush lingo, there), ostensibly broadcasting from the North Pole or the Arctic Circle or whereever, complete with a bloody igloo, whining on and on about how this is soooooooo important as to how we live our lives, and that the Today show will have the aforementioned Prince Ozone on for the first time since the Nobel dumbshits decided to cheapen their award even further, and MATT WAUWER is just all gaga over Algore and wants to have his baby...
...and I'm like, Good Gawd Almighty™, who's the addle-brained moronic twit who's putting them up to this?
Recommendation to the Denizens: Keep your remote controls off Nothing But Crackheads for a week, hm?
After you finish watching the Cowboy ass-whipping of the Beagles, of course. 
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at November 4, 2007 10:11 PM
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