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December 08, 2007
Santa's dirty little secret...
The SpatulaGoddess (long may she exude ginormous quantities of hawtness) linked the other day to this report out of Sweden - which, incidentally, owes the Realm™ the first- and second-string of their Bikini Team™, I'll have you know (grin) - about how Santa can only spend about 35 microseconds at each household if he's to cover the entire world on Christmas Eve night/Christmas Day.
Beff, Beff, Beff.
Fortunately, the Realm™ already has it covered. Prior to wrecking Pegasus on that cosmic filament, we contracted with a Ferengi merchant vessel to...well...
LSIK&T (to intercom): Engineering. McCool!
OZY MCCOOL (on intercom): McCool here, Admiral.
LSIK&T: Status of the Scalosian water, Lieutenant?
OZY MCCOOL: Fully intact and undisturbed, m'Lord. You were wise to encase it in...what did you call that substance again, sir?
LSIK&T: It's called "copper", Engineer.
OZY MCCOOL: Ah. Of course, sir. Very ingenious metal, that.
LSIK&T: That's your problem, McCool. You were brought up in a world of transparent aluminun and never learned about the ancient metals.
OZY MCCOOL: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
LSIK&T: Never mind. Thank you, Engineer.
You guys can relax. I think Santa will be able to make the rounds... 
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at December 8, 2007 10:41 AM
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Comments
very interesting, but I don't agree with you
Idetrorce
Posted by: Idetrorce at December 15, 2007 10:39 AM
What's to agree or disagree with? It's supposed to be funny, dammit! :-)
Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at December 15, 2007 12:03 PM