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January 14, 2008

Blog-tweakagery

[Scene:  the engineering section of Pegasus.  Lieutenant Commander Ozymandias McCool has rivers of sweat pouring from his brow after four days of hard work.  He steps back, makes one last check for loose connections, wipes his brow and heads for the intercom.]

OZY MCCOOL:  Engineering to Bridge!

KORRIOTH (over speaker):  Bridge.  Korrioth here.

OZY MCCOOL:  Captain, please inform the Admiral that the new shields are ready to deploy.

[Cut to the bridge of Pegasus.  Exec Officer Korrioth and His Rudeness listen to McCool's report with satisfied looks on their faces.]

LSIK&T:  Acknowledged, Commander, and thank you.  Bridge out.  (to Korrioth) Captain, if you please...?

KORRIOTH:  Tactical!  Raise shields!

Denizens, I'm trying some things behind the scenes here.  If all goes well, you won't notice a thing.

Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at January 14, 2008 11:37 PM

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good work ill keep feeding you proxy ippppppssss when im not wanking to bacstreeet boyz an gary coleman

Posted by: GobbleGobble at January 15, 2008 01:43 AM

[Yes, yes, little chumpzilla fuckwit.  Keep feeding me those proxy servers like the dumbass you are.

You're gonna run out pretty soon, and then what will you do? (chortle)  -LSI]

Posted by: testing123 at January 15, 2008 04:05 AM

I Dunno why so much shit comes out my fatass, there's lots and lots of fuj...fug...faggots out there to pack my ass.

What are you gonna do when I get bored and start wanking to my little boy again?

Posted by: Muzzy at January 15, 2008 04:19 PM

[I can dump 'em as fast as you put 'em in, LinguiniDick.

Don't forget to wipe the orange off your hands before you jack off to Pee Wee tonight, fagboy. (chortle)  -S.]

Posted by: TripleLinguiniDick at January 15, 2008 06:08 PM

Nice catch. I didn't realize anyone knew about that.

guess i should stop trolling myspace...


Posted by: Muzzy at January 15, 2008 06:10 PM

Come over and prove what a dumbass i am!!

I know where you are, but don't have the balls to come down there. I'd get my ass kicked.

Posted by: TripleLinguiniDick at January 15, 2008 06:32 PM

Hiding behind my daddys skirt with my fellow butt-buddies is a little like hiding behind my little boy with my fellow sex offenders doncha think.


Ima Pussy.

Posted by: Muzzy at January 15, 2008 06:44 PM

The quality of my sex life is really piss poor 'cuz ima fatwad.

Makes me wonder if my syphilis infection I was bragging about has finally spread to my brain.

Posted by: Muzzy at January 15, 2008 11:04 PM

Ima Pathetic Little Crybaby Pussy!!!

It makes me feel like a Big Man™ to hide behind my daddys skirt! He doesnt like that I keep getting orange on his ass tho.

I bet Spats is sitting there laughing his ass off thinking how im beating off to mr. bean for another round.

Those crickets you can hear are the ones in my shit for brains head.

I lose more and more of my already nonexze...nonexe...noni...its not there creditability by my craven simpering, but you already know that eh.

My thinking skills suck. My creative ability is about on par with a stoned monkey, and i still love smelling Pee Wee Herman's shit.

I'll be back when i've finished humping my dog. Not holding my breath - its getting harder to catch her.

[Denizens, do you get the impression that widdle Muzzy didn't take his "outing" very well??? (guffaw)  -LSI]

Posted by: Muzzy at January 16, 2008 06:37 AM

[Denizens, do you get the impression that widdle Muzzy didn't take his "outing" very well??? (guffaw) -LSI]

I get the impression that you are having entirely to much fun! :)

It would appear that the "cragerization" machine is what you have been tweeking?

Posted by: David Hartung at January 16, 2008 02:04 PM

It would appear that the "cragerization" machine is what you have been tweeking?

Well, no - although it's been some time since that particular device got that much of a workout. :-)

Some major changes are about to take place on the blog. Will tell all when the changes are complete.

Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at January 16, 2008 08:47 PM

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