« BREAKING: Silky Pony done | Main | Prob'ly deserved it... »
January 30, 2008
On Florida and failed campaign strategies
"Unexpected this is...and unfortunate..."-Yoda
Houston, we have a problem. John McZhamnesty is the Republican front runner. He took Florida last night over Romney by 36% to 31%. Rudy Giuliani grabbed 15% and the Huckster had 14%. (As already chronicled here, Rudy has left the race - and if Huckabee has any brains at all to speak of, he'll soon follow. Shame Fred! got out so soon - now would've been a great time to do some damage.)
Not only are there no more true conservatives left in the presidential race, but the least conservative left amongst the GOP now looks as if he'll be the standard-bearer come November.
Florida was supposed to be Rudy's to lose - and lose it, he did. By not getting his name out there in Iowa, New Hampshire, Michigan and South Carolina, Giuliani gave new meaning to the phrase "out of sight, out of mind". With other candidates in the race to garner Floridians' attention, Rudy had no chance. The lesson to be learned here is this: if you're gonna run, you start on the blocks at the starting line - not at the third turn.
On the Donk side, the Duchess Hilarious won what was, basically, a one-person race - and got no delegates as a result. As punishment for Florida moving up their primary, the Demoscummic National Socialist Committee stripped the state of its delegates and ordered its candidates not to campaign there (an order the Duchess promptly disobeyed).
Memo to Florida Dems: Now that the Party has shown you what they think of you, isn't it time you showed them what you think of them? Say, by voting Republican in November?
Just sayin', is all.
Next big race is "Super Tuesday" next week. For the GOP, it either becomes a real race, or a McRINO coronation. In any case, I think it's time to stock up on more ammo...
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at January 30, 2008 08:10 PM
Trackback Pings
TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.spatulacitybbs.net/mt/mt-tb.cgi/999
Comments
Roger on the ammo purchase Spats, perhaps another scary black gun is in my future too. As for the McCommie nomination, let 'em do it. I will not vote for him, no way. As Misha pointed out, it will be great fun to watch the media rip his ass to shreds in the general.
Posted by: Anthony L. at February 2, 2008 09:01 AM
Spats,
Seeing that you enjoy referring to McScamnesty as "McRINO", the Picture of the Day on the Glenn Beck website should please you immensely!
You're welcome...
Posted by: Supreme General Rayegun at February 6, 2008 11:12 AM