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January 07, 2008
You. Cannot. Be. Serious. (UPDATED)
Three weeks ago, when this first came up, I was laughing my ass off over it.
Today, I'm freakin' incredulous about it.
The Dullest Moaning Snooze is reporting that June Jones III is leaving paradise in Hawa-effin'-i'i and coming to coach football at SMU.
Yeah, you read right. S-M-fucking-U. Skip-and-Muffy-effin'-University.
There is absolutely no amount of money under seven eight annual digits that would make me leave Hawai'i for a shithole like SMUT. Not without a helluva lotta kicking & screaming, anyway. And June Jones III is doing it voluntarily.
June Jones III - you, sir, are a fucking shithead of a dumbass.
Thatisall™.
UPDATE: So much for my counting skills.
I'd meant to say (in a roundabout way) that it'd take a minimum of $10 million to get me to even consider it.
Leave it to Denizen and blogger David Hartung to point out the error (read: carry the 1) of my ways.
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at January 7, 2008 01:06 PM
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2 Mil a year is well into 7 digits.
Posted by: David Hartung at January 7, 2008 04:57 PM
June was unhappy with the facilities at Hawaii. UH matched SMUt's offer, and he bolted, because he didn't like how the athletic department was being run.
Plus, he likes a challenge.
Some things are worth more than money.
Posted by: the Humble Devildog at January 7, 2008 07:05 PM
SPATS, LSU NATIONAL CHAMPIONS BABY
Posted by: ohio right wing nut at January 8, 2008 12:36 AM