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March 25, 2008
Oh, thanks for that dilemma, Hugetito
Aw, dammit.
You just knew we couldn't get through this election cycle without falling headlong into a quandary.
Shit, shit, shit.
So here I was, Denizens, all ready to sit out the presidential election and let John-Boy McZhamnesty take his chances with the electorate at large. I mean, if form holds, he'll likely still win - polls show him beating either the Duchess or the Manchurian Muslim fairly handily - and I'd still be inclined not to mind that much, since it'll piss off more than a few limp-dicked fuckheads I know.
(It'll piss off Misha, too, but there's nothing I can do about that.)
But then along comes widdle Hugetito del Boyo Pequeñito to throw a monkeywrench into the whole works - by giving me incentive to actually vote for McRINO.
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, a socialist and fierce U.S. critic, warned on Tuesday that relations with Washington could worsen if Republican candidate John McCain wins this year's presidential election.
Dammit, Hugetito, don't you want your honeybo...uh, honeyfolk on the Left to win? Why'd you have to go and give McLame a couple million more votes?
Dumbass. 
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at March 25, 2008 08:02 PM
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If Hillary gets the nomination, it'll be her Nixonian ethics vs. McCain's Nixonian policy (conservative on foreign issues, moderate on domestic issues). If Obama gets the nod, it'll be Nixon vs. Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at March 26, 2008 04:01 PM