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April 03, 2008
Why are we honoring her? Did we run out of noble people?
Item: A bimboid who's really too damned ugly to be wearing nipple rings sets off a metal detector at the Lubbock airport. TSA officials adhere to policy in forcing the trollop to remove the "jewelry". She pitches a fit, hires a big-name feminazi attorney and forces TSA to cave.
Item: Now the fat cow is being honored by some cackling-hen quilting bee of which no one's ever heard, presumably because SHE SPOKE TRUTH TO POWER, W00+ W00+!!!
Reaction #1: I don't supposed it ever occurred to you, Mandibitch, to TAKE THE DAMNED THINGS OUT BEFORE GOING TO THE AIRPORT?!?!?!?!
Reaction #2: What the hell are you doing wearing nipple rings anyway? It's not like you're that good-looking, y'know?
UPDATE: Reaction #3: Presumably, Mandi Hammi's trollop excuse-for-an-attorney, Gloria Allred, was quoted as saying:
"The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon."
Well, certainly yours ain't, Allred. Then again, I don't know of anyone who really wants to see you nekkid, y'know? 
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at April 3, 2008 07:35 PM
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I never thought nipple rings were attractive.
The TSA *does* need to get its act together and figure out what kinds of metal they should and shouldn't be alarmed about.
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at April 4, 2008 08:58 PM