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June 30, 2008
Justice 2, Goblins 0 (UPDATED)
And now some good news for a change:
A suburban Houston homeowner was cleared by a grand jury Monday for fatally shooting two men he suspected of burglarizing his neighbor's home.Joe Horn, 62, shot the men in November after he saw them crawling out the windows of a neighbor's house in the Houston suburb of Pasadena, carrying bags of the neighbor's possessions.
Why yes, we are our neighbor's keeper here in Texas. Why do you ask? 
Mr. Horn, a retired grandfather, called 911 and told the dispatcher he had a shotgun and was going to kill them. The dispatcher pleaded with him not to go outside,
Because as we all know - when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
but Mr. Horn confronted the men with a 12-gauge shotgun and shot both in the back.
Points taken off for style, to be sure, but the two dead goblins mitigate that quite substantially, I would say.
"The message we're trying to send today is the criminal-justice system works," Harris County District Attorney Kenneth Magidson said.
Actually, it sounds more like you're sending the message that fuckheaded goblin perps aren't going to get an even break in Harris County.
Which is just fine with us, we're pleased to announce. Just fine with us. 
The two suspected burglars, Hernando Riascos Torres, 38, and Diego Ortiz, 30, were unemployed illegal immigrants from Colombia. Mr. Torres was deported to Colombia in 1999 after a 1994 cocaine-related conviction.
LSIK&T: Kor, any response from the meter?
KORRIOTH: No, m'Lord - it must be broken. Here, have a look:
LSIK&T: No, Captain, I believe this fine piece of equipment is in perfect working order.
UPDATE: As usual, Misha - having far more time, on balance, than your humble correspondent to layeth the smacketh down on GFWs like All Barack Crap (all the time) News - has once again cranketh'd out a gem, and you are advised to go read it at your earliest convenience.
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June 29, 2008
Celebrate the Fourth - buy a gun!
Denizens, your homework assignment for the rest of the weekend is to go read this Joseph Farah column.
Then go out and do it.
I already have. 
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June 28, 2008
What does Dallas have to do to win an effin' playoff game???
So Dallas' growing reputation as Loserville (a little Randy Galloway lingo, there) - the Stars notwithstanding, of course - gained more momentum Friday night when Jerry Jones' Arena League entry, the Desperados, pulled another El Foldo™ act in a first-round playoff game - this time against New York's other douchebag football team, the Dragons.
Yeah, the Dragons. Gayest team name in the effin' league. And they were a fucking .500 regular-season team, to boot (8-8).
(That's their third straight first-round playoff buh-bye, in case anyone's counting.)
Now, I'm not sure how much attention Jerry is paying to the Desperados right at the moment. I do know that if I owned them, coach Will McClay would have been fired about 30 minutes after that sickening performance. This is about as bad as the Cowboys losing to that piece-of-shit Eli Manning. Hell - it's as bad as anyone losing to that pansy-ass. Jerry, have you forgotten how to hire a coach who can win a freakin' playoff game?????
Damn. Just, damn. 
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June 27, 2008
Programming note
Denizens, for the time being I've had to dump all addresses from the Gmail domain. Effin' spammers...
Ergo, if you're commenting, do a different addy.
ThatIsAll™. Thanks.
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Civil War II averted - for now
Those of you who've been under rocks recently and missed the Heller decision - score one for our side: The Soprano Court struck down the DC gun ban.
Misha pretty much said it here. I'll have more to say tonight.
UPDATE: As I said this morning, Misha pretty much hit the nail on the head.
I'm convinced that, had the tin-horned, tyrannical blackrobe Toni Kennedy voted with the liberal bloc on the Soprano Court (as he usually does), cities far & wide would have begun drafting all manner of gun bans - handheld, rifles, shotguns and the so-called "assault" weapons. This, in turn, would very likely have triggered those of us who own guns and think with our noggins instead of our asses, to take said guns and take to the streets. The Second US Civil War would have ensued shortly thereafter.
You may think I'm embellishing things a tad. I'd hope that it wouldn't come to that - but if the rest of America's gun-owners are anything like me (and I think this likely), we're not giving up our guns, regardless of what any court says. In such a scenario, we'd likely die - but we'd have an honor guard, as Misha likes to say.
So the Soprano Court dodged a bullet (pun intended). But only for now, and their decision is not a perfect one. Moreover, if Hopey "Flopears" McChangetude prevails in November (not out of the question, given how McZhamnesty has a predilection for shooting himself in the foot), this issue will return with a vengeance. And the scenario we just avoided might be inevitable next time.
And if it should come to that - I'll tell you this right now, you leftist fucktards...you don't stand a chance. And after we're done with you, you're gonna wish you still had a Constitution on which to fall back. We'll win that particular struggle, and it'll get ugly for you bastards from there.
Don't say you wern't warned.
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June 25, 2008
Five g-d'd black-robed bastards in NAMBLA's back pocket
Denizens, the Red Curtain o' Blood™ oozes particularly thick this evening. And the culprits are the usual suspects - IOW, the Supreme Imperial Soprano Court. Specifically, the five liberal thugs who constitute the majority, led by the assclown who should be suing his law school for not giving him even a halfway-decent education in law, (*hackspit*) Anthony Kennedy (*hackspit*).
I mean, it's not bad enough that the son-of-a-bitch let a 17-year-old murderer damn near get off scot-free because Kennedy thinks international law is more important than our Constitution. It wasn't bad enough that this bastard then allowed Terri Schiavo to die a horrible, long and painful death.
Oh, no. Oh, hell no.
Now this fucking waste-of-oxygen and his four shit-for-brains tyrannical cohorts have come down on the side of child rapists. To hell with the will of the people of Louisiana, Texas and whatever other states had similar provisions - no, once again these five Jizz-gobbling Jurist Jackals™ have decided that they know better than the millions of people who voted, through their representatives, for these provisions to be enacted.
NAMBLA would be proud of these five sacks of putrid bullshit. I can almost hear their parties in honor of these assholes even now.
At this point, my question is not why these five motherfuckers are still on the Supreme Soprano Court.
It's not why they remain on any court at all.
It's not why they remain firmly ensconced & employed by the United States government.
It's not why they remain in the practice of law.
At this point - it's why they remain. Period.
Why the Hell™ do these five gutless bastards continue to waste our oxygen tonight?
Where are the good people with brass ones who will stand up to these smarmy little black-robed pissants and say "ENOUGH!!!!!" ???
Ropes, trees, flamethrowers, whips, spiked balls, blackjacks, AK-47s, bayonets...you know the drill.
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June 24, 2008
Obambi v. Dobson: Pot & Kettle, Episode 23,067
So basically, you've got the Manchuriam Muslim™, B. HUSSEIN!!! Obambi calling James Dobson a liar.
Memo to Flopears The Magic Jackass: Dr. Dobson (and where's your doctorate, Obambi, you dumbass?) could tell me the sky was purple polka-dot and I'd take his word for it - whereupon if you were to tell me it was blue, I'd go outside to double check.
For you, a documented effin' liar, to accuse a well-respected Christian leader of "making stuff up" shows us the height of your arrogance. Not to mention the fact that you're full of bullshit to begin with, Barry.
The Rev. Kirbyjon Caldwell, a Methodist pastor from Texas and longtime supporter of President Bush who has endorsed Obama,
Which should tell you all you need to know about most Methodists - that they have their heads up their asses.
said Tuesday he belongs to a group of religious leaders who, working independently of Obama's campaign, launched a Web site to counter Dobson at www.jamesdobsondoesntspeakforme.com. The site highlights statements from Obama and Dobson and asks visitors to compare them.
And I went over there and let them know, in no uncertain terms, just what I thoguht of them. And I encourage you to do the same.
Fucking asshats, the whole lot of 'em.
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June 23, 2008
BREAKING: George Carlin: 1937 - 2008
George Carlin, Mr. "Seven Dirty Words" himself, has kicked the bucket in L.A. this evening. He was 71.
Carlin never did have much good to say about those of us who call on the name of Christ. Something tells me he's being reminded of that RightAboutNow™.
UPDATE: Now, there was one thing that Carlin did that I absolutely went nuts about - and those of you who either know me well or have followed this blog any number of years during fall & winter pretty much know what it's gonna be.
Nevertheless, here's my favorite Carlin routine, for your viewing pleasure:
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June 21, 2008
Y'knew this was gonna happen eventually...
The Texass stRangers once had on their roster a relief pitcher by the name of Greg Harris.
Harris wasn't a bad pitcher, per se - in fact, for a couple of years, he served as their closer - but what set him apart was this little known fact: He could pitch with either hand. There were even rumors that he was working on a special glove to do just that.
Ever since then, I'd always wondered what would happen if he were to try that, and a switch hitter - say, Pete Rose, for example - were to come up to bat with the idea to switch to either side of the plate in an effort to counter the switch-pitcher.
Well, now we have our answer.
In his professional debut, Pat Venditte of the Staten Island Yankees – a natural right-hander whose father taught him to pitch with either arm – played cat-and-mouse in the ninth inning with the Brooklyn Cyclones' Ralph Henriquez as each player tried to gain an advantage, holding up the game for seven minutes.
Check out the video:
Given that there was a runner on first, I might have wanted my pitcher to stay with the left hand, for the better pickoff attempt. That's just me, though.
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Frog gets hitched
If it happens in TCU f'ball, I like to think I'm on top of it. (Doesn't always happen that way, but oh well. 
)
So it is with great joy that the Realm™ announces the marriage of Frog linebacker Robert Henson to Sarah Jakes - yes, the daughter of T.D. Jakes of the Potter's House.
Best of luck to you guys, Robert & Sarah!
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June 19, 2008
So where've I been lately?
After-hours on-call tickets.
Chick Chasing™.
On-the-side computer work.
Not all that much sleep.
This is why you haven't heard from me in a couple days. Groan. 
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June 16, 2008
I got'cher Darwin award winner, right he-ah!!!
Okay, Denizens, we got your 2008 Darwin Award winner right here.
A 22-year-old woman was killed after she was hit by a car while trying to take pictures of a three-vehicle accident on LBJ Freeway early Sunday.April Sterling of Dallas and her friend were heading west on LBJ Freeway near Plano Road when they stopped so she could take pictures of the accident that occurred about 7:45 a.m., said Dallas police Sgt. Gil Cerda.
Ms. Sterling wanted to get closer to the accident scene so she ran into the HOV lane when a vehicle traveling west struck her, throwing her into the eastbound lanes of the freeway. She was taken to Parkland Memorial Hospital where she died from her injuries.
So the little bimbo just hadda get pictures of this three-vehicle inferno, did she? Couldn't just pass it by, couldn't call 911 - no, she just hadda have a Kodak Moment™. Typical case of Texas Rubbernecker Syndrome™ - and in this particular case, fatal.
If this doesn't win the Darwin, they should quit giving it out. 
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June 15, 2008
Happy Father's Day...I guess. I wouldn't know...
(For reasons which are mine & mine alone, I'm removing this post.
No, I haven't been threatened, either physically (ha!) or legally. I have my reasons for taking this post down, they're good ones - damned good ones, in fact - and I'm keeping them to myself for now.
ThatIsAll™.)
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June 14, 2008
Fool me once, shame on you...
Hmmmmm. How about we file this under "Gee, where have I heard this before???"
Democrat Barack Obama told voters Saturday he would push an aggressive economic agenda as president: cutting taxes for the middle class, raising taxes on the wealthy, pouring money into "green energy" and requiring employers to set up retirement saving plans for their workers.
Memo to B. HUSSEIN!!! Obambi: I'm still waiting for my "middle class tax-cut" from the last Demoscum to occupy the White House, you big flop-eared, Manchurian Muslim dumbass.
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June 13, 2008
Tim Russert: 1950 - 2008
The world of politics was shocked to learn that an apparent heart attack claimed one of its most beloved reporters today. Tim Russert was 58.
Tim Russert was, in this scribe's view, one of the less distrusted folks in the media. He was hard on our side, but he could be equally hard on the Left - and was unfailingly polite to everyone. His was the longest tenure of all moderators on NBC's Meet The Press - and not without damned good reason.
I have to confess that I didn't watch a whole lot of Tim - but I also have to say I never minded it when I did. I never got the sense while watching him that he was being overtly unfair or partisan when he interviewed someone. In an industry where one can generally tell someone's leanings just from their "aura", Russert's fairness (despite his political leanings) was a breath of fresh air.
Tim Russert will be sorely missed - by conservatives & liberals alike. And that's one of the greatest compliments a man in his profession could be paid.
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June 11, 2008
Homework assignment
Denizens, your assignment tonight is to read this Misha rant.
Best from him in a while, IYAM.
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June 10, 2008
Crane for President!
Denizens, I don't have squat tonight, but fortunately the Mothergoose in Denton has come through with this gem (NOTE: Dial-up Denizens may have to wait a bit.):
Can we draft Crane for president? 
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June 09, 2008
"If you try to drive, I'll tax the street..."
There have been some stupid ideas come out of city governments lately. Every new smoking ordinance you see pop up in these parts is proof positive of that.
But the proposal that Highland Park, TX just finished tabling is about the stupidest I've ever seen.
For those of you who aren't familiar with Dallas, Mockingbird Lane through Highland Park is a 1½-lane thoroughfare. It's a major challenge to navigate it without sideswiping the car coming the other way.
And they were thinking about making it a toll street.
Fortunately, I never have to do business in Highland Piss, so they'd never get any money out of me. But a few thousand cars a day pass through there, and it's them that would get the shaft from a sorry-assed excuse-for-a-city that really doesn't need the money, y'know?
Stupid bints.
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The silence
Denizens, I spent the weekend doing more Chick Chasing™, so haven't had much time to write squat.
May have more time this week, may not. Already behind on chores due to all the Chick Chasing™, so who knows?
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June 05, 2008
Beware the Brown Note?!?!?! 
Was out doing some Chick Chasing™ tonight, Denizens, so we go into the Grab-Bag™ for this blurb, courtesy of Radical "Um Not Quite (grin)" Redneck and the Denver Pissed.
Beware of the Brown Note…That’s the word among some political activists as the Democratic National Convention nears…As legend has it, the Brown Note is an infrasonic frequency believed to resonate through human body parts and cause a loss of bowel control. Some protesters are convinced that Denver police will amplify such low frequencies to subdue them in August.
Must...resist...urge...to...aw, hell with it.
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June 04, 2008
Pfelching Pfuckhead Pfleger's pfolly, Part the Pthird
In dishonor of B. HUSSEIN Obambi supposedly knocking down the Demoscummic nomination (remember, nothing's decided until the votes are cast in Denver), we pfinish our pfisking of pfelching pfucktard, the Leftard Revvvvv'rnnnnnnn'd of Shit-cago.
Brothers and sisters, racism is an explosive and sensitive sin in our world and it is against the command to love, and against the God of love.
Well, at least - insofar as you're preaching to the Church Of The Jackassimiah™ - you've at least got the right target audience.
I said on Thursday, I apologize for words that I chose. I apologize for my dramatization that was for many who do not know me, simply typical dramatics I often use in sermons.
Because, as we all know, it's usual & customary for every priest in the United States to launch into racist, sexist ad hominem diatribes against political figures in every pulpit in America every week.
One wonders where the IRS is in all this.
I apologize for anyone who was offended and who thought it to be mockery, that was not my intent, nor my heart.
Bullshit flag, 15 yards, loss of down, fourth down. Really, Rev, you're not fooling any of us.
For whatever damage that was caused to any human being and for any offense felt, especially to any of the candidates or their families, I am deeply sorry and I pray that my apology will be accepted even by those who say they won’t accept it.
Uh-huh. Suggest you mean it first, dumbass.
Of course, the guess from here is that someone told him that the Duchess had his FBI file.
I am neither a racist nor a sexist.
B.S, M.S, Ph.D. (For the Uninitiated™, that means BullShit, More of the Same, Piled Higher & Deeper.)
I am constrained by this great Gospel that I have been called to preach, to be an agent of reconciliation, as well as a truth teller.
Then I'd get crackin', jackass. You've got Hillary, plus a few million white folks who are a little pissed off at you right now.
However - we must, if we are to move forward and become who God has called us to be as a human family, we must be willing to have an honest and open discussion on race and justice, and it must be on the equal ground at the foot of Calvary.
And it must include the part about where the black community is every bit as racist as they proclaim whites to be - probably more so. Else it's not much of "an honest and open discussion on race and justice", is it?
We have as a Country done many great things, but we will never become a great Country until justice flows like a river and righteousness like a mighty stream, for each and every human life.
(nods) Starting with kicking your slimy racist ass down a shithole.
As for what is next, I ask that you wrap me in prayer - I don’t know.
Actually, I think we should wrap him in prayer. Using Psalm 109:8-10 as a guide.
I ask that you pray, that I still might be a voice of truth, in season and out of season, and that I might have the courage to bear whatever wounds that may cost.
Actually, I think that millions of Americans would probably pray that you'd STFU already. Every time you or one of your cohorts opens his mouth, you demonstrate how fucking hypocritical the Demoscum are when it comes to racism.
As for my defining - Dr. King, my mentor said, that he only wanted to be remembered as a Drum Major for Justice and indeed that is my only hope, and that is what I have tried to do since that afternoon in Marquette Park.Hate me if you will. Hate my imperfect presentation. Hate my imperfect dramatization. Hate my imperfect articulation. I have never presumed to be anything, but imperfect, but I pray I can still beat the drum of justice, even if sometimes I am off beat.
I'd personally like to take that drum and bust it over your head.
Then repair it and do it again.
Asshat.
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June 02, 2008
Pfelching Pfuckhead Pfleger's pfolly, Part the Psecond
We continue now with the Pfleger pfisking.
For years I have had to deal with media that have sought to define me and often times put me into their box or stereotype.But that was the cost of being a public figure and for fighting in public battles.
Okay, I just have one question.
I've been alive 45-and-a-half years. I keep up with things, or so I like to think.
Pfleger, who in the Sam Hell™ are you?
But this was a new level, when the world is meeting you for the first time
But...but...but wait! I thought you said that you were "a public figure" and that you had been dealing with the media "for years".
Which is it, Revvvvvv'rnnnnnnn'd? Inquiring minds want to know!
from a dramatization in a sermon that I felt was in the sacredness of a sanctuary, among people who know me
Pfleger, you dumb pfuck, there wasn't anything sacred about that ad hominem rip job you pulled on the Duchess. Lemme disabuse you of that asinine notion right now.
And as for doing it in front of "people you know" - well, given how they were standing and cheering you, I think we've pretty much established that whites definitely don't have the monopoly on racism in America, now do they?
and then find a "Youtube" that in no way defines the sermon or the message that I preached,
(*coughBullshit!!!cough*...*coughBullshit!!!cough*)
nor the person or pastor that I am. It is painful and shattering.
It's also revealing and telling. And, your protestations to the contrary notwithstanding, all of America has figured out exactly what kind of person you are: The kind of racist asshole that would preach at a racist church and get a racist standing ovation from a very racist congregation.
It is painful that as a result of this video over 3,000 email of hate, threats, and name calling, who go so far as to ask you to kill yourself or take your life, greet you in less than 24 hours, and you are bombarded by mean hateful and racial name calling, yes, it is very painful.
Sauce for the goose, chump. Sauce for the goose. I suppose I should give you credit for at least standing up and putting your ass on the line - except you seem to be whining about the fallout now.
I'd advise you to man up about it, but how does one man up after exposing himself as a racist pussy?
It is also grieving to me when a 1.5 minute "Youtube" video becomes the headlines across the world of papers and news stations, while the tragedy and death of earthquakes, cyclones, and tornadoes that have taken lives of people around this world, while the killing of our children across the country and here in Chicago
Denizens, this is indeed telling. What Pfleger the Pfelching Pfuckhead is doing is whimpering that natural disasters, the sorry state of social affairs in this country as manifest by assaults, murders, rapes, etc, can't get his skanky ass off the front pages of our nation's newspapers. As if he were depending on them to do so!
What a fuckwit.
KORRIOTH: Pfuckwit.
LSIK&T: Whatever.
and the easy access to guns have become stories on page 18 and 19, and while people are at my front door, looking for food to eat or gas to get to work, indeed that grieves me.
And now here he plays the "guns are evil" card. One has to wonder just HowInTheHell™ it's supposed to be the gun's fault. What does the gun have to do with Pfleger's acting like a pfuckhead?
(To be continued...)
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June 01, 2008
Pfelching Pfuckhead Pfleger's pfolly, Part the Pfirst
Oh, wonderful. Pfleger has shed the requisite crocodile tears for his showing us his ass.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to fisk this bullshit in one fell swoop, but we'll start tonight.
Last Sunday, I was invited by Trinity United Church of Christ to come and preach on the topic of race.I agreed to do so because of my love for Trinity, Rev. Jeremiah Wright and Rev. Otis Moss, III and because all my life I have sought to deal with the reality of racism. As I said, Last Sunday, I have committed myself to tear down the walls that divide us wherever they stand.
Because, obviously, they weren't doing a good enough job, and new barriers must be erected. And you and the Rev'rnnnnnnnn'd Jackassimiah Wrong are doing an excellent job of creating those new barriers.
In 1966, as a junior in high school, amidst all the hate and meanness that surrounded me in Marquette Park, I heard more than the voice of Dr. king calling for community over chaos. I heard that small voice from within, that said, I am showing you this now, because you must spend your life trying to eradicate this.
This from a white boy? And he would tell us that we're the source of all the hatred?
The last few days have been the most painful days of my life, even more so than the murder of Jarvis, my foster son.
How comforting that he places a lesser value on a young man in his care than he does propping up an institution nurtured & cared for by his fellow leftist scum.
(To be continued...)
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