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July 01, 2008
Say what?
Item: Jessica Simpson was spotted wearing a t-shirt that said, and I quote, "Real Girls Eat Meat".
Item: It pissed PETA off. Good. 
Item: Pamela Anderson Lee-Rock-Lee-whomever she humps next tries a rip job on Jessica. Rumor has it that the "choice" name she called Jessica was "whore".
Yeah. You read right. Jessica Simpson got called a "whore" by Pamela Anderson Lee-Rock-Lee-whomever's-next.
Must...fight...urge...to...aw, hell with it.

Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at July 1, 2008 10:16 PM
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Comments
My opinion of Ashlee Simpson has decidedly improved.
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at July 3, 2008 12:21 PM
Oops, wrong Simpson.
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at July 4, 2008 07:48 AM
Ashlee's not hard on the eyes, though.
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at July 4, 2008 07:50 AM
I was wondering how long it was gonna be before you caught that. :-)
Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at July 4, 2008 07:52 AM
Hey, Jessica's birthday is July 10. I'll toast her with some leftover barbecue that's sittin' in the freezer.
The Simpson girls are from Texas - real Texans ain't vegans.
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at July 5, 2008 12:59 PM
