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March 05, 2005
Memo to the FEC: Bite me!
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Just in case you'd forgotten. Certainly John McCain and Russ Feingold did a long time ago.
They're now talking about extending this unconstitutional piece of bullshit called the Campaign Finance Reform Act of 2002 to the Blogosphere.
If the McRINO-Foolsgold Dissent-Squashing Brigades get their way, episodes like Forgerygate threaten to become a thing of the past, as ISPs will be required to shut down bloggers who get too uppity. Can't have no squealin' whilst pickin' dat dere cotton, y'know.
For my part, let me make my position on this very clear:
I will post whatever I damned well please. I will post it whenever I damned well please, whereever I damned well please and in that fashion which I damned well please. And I double-freakin'-dare McRINO, Foolsgold, Bradley Smith or any of his fellow goat-humping neo-fascist commissioners to come and do something about it.
Just so you know, FEC.
Don't like it? Kiss my rosy red cracker ass.
UPDATE: The Lone Star Times has offered, should this Putrid Crock O' Shit™ come to fruition, to cover any blogger who would ask by giving them press credentials.
Towards that end, they're going on the blogroll, right up there under the Dullest Moaning Snooze.
Guys, gimme press creds and you'll even top 'em, mheh. 
Update the 2nd: And I really ought to give Geek With A .45 a shout out for alerting me to this little movement. If there's one thing I love more than pissing off liberals, it's pissing off RINOs who are liberals in conservative clothing.
"Arrrrrrr", as Bluto might say... (grin)
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at March 5, 2005 12:01 AM
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Wanna see my credentials? Right here: http://dreadpundit.blogspot.com/2005/03/my-press-credentials.html
Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at March 5, 2005 11:55 AM