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May 07, 2005
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My brother has officially entered his Mid-Life Crisis™.
He went out today and traded in his dumpy red Ford Escort for a lease on a sleek white 2005 Nissan Altima. Lemme tell you something - if a bell or whistle exists, it's on this car. Wow.
And he's going on a date tonight with quite the hottie (if the pictures are to be believed), then he's got a date next week with...you guys sitting down?...a nineteen-year-old. Yes - nineteen. As in, one-nine.
Can I hurry up and turn 50, please? 
In the meantime, in Indiana, some cowardly fuck punk-jobber is riding around in an Oldsmobile of undetermined year or color, having pretty much totalled Mama's and Delfts' three cars today.
Yeah. Three. I'm still trying to wrap my mind around that one.
That stupid little coward-assed fuckhead best not come down this way, if he knows what's good for him.
UPDATE: At any rate, guys, you can help by praying that Delfts & Mama somehow find a low-cost means of dependable transportation to get them around. They really didn't need to lose all three of their cars right at the moment.
Thatisall, and thanks.
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at May 7, 2005 06:57 PM
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Just askin' but have you driven the Altima yet? I had to rent one on a business trip a couple of months back, and there is WAY the hell more power than you would expect in that engine.
And, for some damn reason, they are almost as good as a Corvette for getting good seatwarmers...
Posted by: LC Wil at May 8, 2005 05:53 PM
Well, I have the spare keyset, but I have a feeling that the NHL will have a franchise in Hell™ before I get to drive that thing. :-)
Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at May 8, 2005 06:59 PM
Does she have a sister? (An older one, dude.)
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at May 9, 2005 02:20 AM
No snarky remark from da bloghost? :-)
You'll never see me driving around town in a hot sportscar with a sweet young thing in the passenger seat. Sports cars are all have manual transmissions, and I hate those things.
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at May 11, 2005 11:16 PM
That should be "Sports cars all..."
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at May 11, 2005 11:17 PM
Eh. I'm up to my scalp in work - not just at the office, but here as well. Don't really have time to do snarky. :-)
Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at May 12, 2005 06:46 AM