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June 17, 2005
PotKettleBlack™, Part the 692,475th
Denizens, how many stories have we heard about how the rat bastards at PETA gather at, say, Needless Markups or some other high-falutin' department store to throw paint on shoppers who committed the cardinal sin of wearing fur coats around the holier-than-thou? How they bitch & moan at those of us who dare to eat at KFC? Remember?
Well, isn't this a fine howdoyoudo™? PotKettleBlack™ much, PETA?
Two Hampton Roads employees of Norfolk-based People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have been charged in Ahoskie, N.C., with animal cruelty after dumping dead dogs and cats in a shopping center garbage bin, police said Thursday.Investigators staked out the bin after discovering that dead animals had been dumped there every Wednesday for the past four weeks, Ahoskie police said in a prepared statement.
Police found 18 dead animals in the trash bin and 13 more in a van registered to PETA. The animals were from animal shelters in Northampton and Bertie counties in North Carolina, police said. The two were picking up animals to be brought back to PETA headquarters for euthanization, PETA president Ingrid Newkirk said Thursday.
Neither police nor PETA offered any theory on why the animals might have been dumped.
Oh, I can tell you why. PETA is the biggest bunch of do-as-we-say-not-as-we-do asshelmets since...well, since the last group of liberal fucktards who came along purporting to tell us right-thinkers how the cow eats the cabbage. For all their bleating, PETA is a bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites.
Local officials and veterinarians said they were told that PETA would find homes for the animals, not euthanize them. PETA has scheduled a news conference for Friday afternoon to discuss the charges.
Oh, what I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall for that. Think someone will come with a can of red paint? (snicker)
Police charged Andrew Benjamin Cook, 24, of Virginia Beach, and Adria Joy Hinkle, 27, of Norfolk,each with 31 felony counts of animal cruelty and eight misdemeanor counts of illegal disposal of dead animals. They were released on bond and an initial court date was set for Friday in Winton.Hinkle has been suspended, but Cook continues to work PETA, Newkirk said. Hinkle has worked for more than two years as one of its community animal project employees in North Carolina, PETA spokeswoman Colleen O'Brien said. Cook, who joined a couple of months ago, was being trained.
Newkirk said she doubted Hinkle had ever been cruel to an animal and said if the animals were placed in the bin, "We will be appalled."
YeahRightWhatever™, as the SpatulaGoddess has been known to say.
You'll be nothing of the sort, Newkirk, baby. You'll pretend-wring your hands in pretend-angst while you pretend-denounce the actions of these pretend-humans.
Then you'll go have your brie and merlot at the latest fund-raiser/Republican-basher du jour. You think we haven't figured your skanky asses out by now?
Morons... 
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at June 17, 2005 05:07 PM
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