When you read some of the graphic descriptions of what has occurred here [at Guantanamo Bay]--I almost hesitate to put them in the [Congressional] Record

Oh, don't give me that  horseshit, you slimy little fucknozzle.  You're frothing at the mouth for something - anything  - to pin on the Bush Administration, in your pathetic, half-assed attempts to win back your baby rattles power by making them look as bad as you can.  You're not "hesitant" to put this fecal matter in the Congressional Record at all.

and yet they have to be added to this debate.

Translation:  Because I don't have the slightest clue as to how to make America better, I have to bring down the lawfully elected Administration of this country through lies and innuendo.  Otherwise, how are we going to get our pacifiers majority back???

Let me read to you what one FBI agent saw. And I quote from his report:  On a couple of occasions, I entered interview rooms to find a detainee chained hand and foot in a fetal position to the floor, with no chair

Oh, Great Honkin' Cthulu™ - a jihadi who never was in uniform, yet was trying to kill innocent Americans who never did anything to him to warrant it,  was denied a chair in his cell!!!!  Oh, the humanity!!!  What ever  are we going to do?????

food or water.

Did it ever occur to you, Big Dickhead, that maybe it wasn't lunch time,  you clueless prick?

Most times they urinated or defecated on themselves

Y'know, that might have just been a case of making themselves at home - y'think?

and had been left there for 18-24 hours or more

Well, just damn.  Isn't it a pity they don't have midnight basketball at Gitmo?

On one occasion, the air conditioning had been turned down so far and the temperature was so cold in the room, that the barefooted detainee was shaking with cold...

Y'know, Dickhead, some  of us would kill for sleeping conditions like that.  Especially  in that region of the world.  Ever spent a night in Miami?

On another occasion, the [air conditioner] had been turned off, making the temperature in the unventilated room well over 100 degrees.

Damn, there just ain't no pleasing you whiny little traitorous fucks, now is there?  I s'pose you bastards would just as soon leave these Islamofucks at Disney World or something?

The detainee was almost unconscious on the floor, with a pile of hair next to him. He had apparently been literally pulling his hair out throughout the night.

Uh huh.  And that's our problem...how again?

On another occasion, not only was the temperature unbearably hot, but extremely loud rap music was being played in the room, and had been since the day before, with the detainee chained hand and foot in the fetal position on the tile floor.

Hey, we're just teaching them how to get down  with their bad selves.  It's a cultural  thing, Big Dickhead - you wouldn't understand.

Now, if they were to pipe in Britney Spears...

If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what Americans had done to prisoners in their control

...I would still  be on my feet cheering - because the ragheaded Islamofuck finally got what he so richly deserved for trying to kill my fellow Americans.

But that's not your cup of tea, is it, Big Dickhead?

you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime--Pol Pot or others--that had no concern for human beings. Sadly, that is not the case. This was the action of Americans in the treatment of their prisoners.

And there it is, Denizens.  Big Dickhead Durbin is now comparing our troops to Nazis.  The troops that are fighting to defend the United States Constitution that this rat bastard swore to uphold are no better than the people who gassed six (6) million Jews 60 years ago.

As James Taranto said in this column, "We are fighting an enemy that murdered 3,000 innocent people on American soil 3 1/2 years ago and would murder millions more if given the chance--and according to Dick Durbin, our soldiers are the Nazis."

And Big Dickhead Durbin isn't going to apologize for calling our men & women Nazis, either:

Senator Dick Durbin says he won't apologize for comments comparing American interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, to Nazis and Soviet gulags.

News of the Democrat's comparison created a buzz around the Internet today, fueled by sound bites of yesterday's Senate floor speech on radio talk shows. By this afternoon, Illinois Republican Party Chairman Andy McKenna asked Durbin to apologize.

Durbin says the Bush administration should apologize for abandoning the Geneva Conventions.

Big Dickhead Durbin should apologize for being a waste of good American oxygen.

As it is, the pisspot had best have a bodyguard contingent if he ever visits Flyover Country.  We don't take too kindly around here to traitorous assholes like Big Dickhead Durbin running down our troops.