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January 28, 2006
Mother Shitcan's gonna do what?!?!
Denizens, your Laugh For The Day™ comes from Charles Johnson and the fine people at Little Green Footballs, who bring us news that...
...are you sitting down?
...Mother Shitcan is threatening to run for the US Senate.
Cindy Sheehan to Dianne Feinstein:
Fillibuster Alito or I’ll Challenge Your Senate Seat
Caracas, Venezuela - Gold star mother Cindy Sheehan has decided to run against California Senator Diane Feinstein if Feinstein does not filibuster the Supreme Court nomination of Judge Samuel Alito. While in Venezuela attending the World Social Forum, Sheehan learned that several Democratic Senators had announced their plans for a filibuster but that Senator Feinstein, who’s up for re-election in November, had stated she would vote against the nomination but not filibuster it. “I’m appalled that Diane Feinstein wouldn’t recognize how dangerous Alito’s nomination is to upholding the values of our constitution and restricting the usurpation of presidential powers, for which I’ve already paid the ultimate price,” Sheehan said.
Awright, Denizens - all together now, on three - one...two...three:
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at January 28, 2006 11:36 AM
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"Mom?"
"Casey? Is that you?"
"Yes Mom. Stop being an asshat."
"But Casey..."
"Mom, the only 'but' here is you. Really. You're embassing me, and disgracing my memory. I volunteered, Mom. No one drafted me. I went into it with my eyes open. Armies kill people and break things. Sometimes our own people get killed. I knew that. I understood that it was part of my opportunity to serve."
"But..."
"Mom. I gotta go. Quit pissing on my grave. Go home."
*fade to black*
Posted by: Blackiswhite at January 28, 2006 04:37 PM
I hope that Sheehan does run, it could seasily be the funniest entertainment around!
Posted by: David Hartung at January 28, 2006 04:56 PM
and what if she wins.. then maybe the truth will come out.. that im the butt-buddy of my honeyboy rev mykki chickenshit and all i want is to play with him an his inflatable dolls cuz thats the only sex i can get except for tieing a porkchop round my neck so neighbors dog will play wif me...
Posted by: DJ at January 30, 2006 02:25 AM