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April 06, 2006

Go fuck yourselves, GOP

Denizens, you heard it here...well, not necessarily first, but maybe the first time from such a dyed-in-the-wool.

The Republicans are going to get their asses handed to them, not only in '06, but '08 as well.

And this is why.  They can call it "not amnesty" all they want, but if it walks, talks and smells like a duck, I'm sure as Hell™ not calling it a pig.

Senate Republicans and Democrats closed in on a last-minute compromise Thursday on legislation opening the way to legal status and eventual citizenship for many of the 11 million immigrants living in the United States illegally.

President Bush praised the lawmakers' efforts, noting the details were unfinished, and encouraged them "to work hard and get the bill done." Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., said he had been assured the president supports the emerging measure.

As outlined, it would provide for enhanced border security, regulate the future flow of immigrants into the United States and offer legalized status to the millions of men, women and children in the country unlawfully.


While final details were not available, in general, the compromise would require illegal immigrants who have been in the United States between two years and five years to return to their home country briefly, then re-enter as temporary workers. They could then begin a process of seeking citizenship.

Illegal immigrants here longer than five years would not be required to return home; those in the country less than two years would be required to leave without assurances of returning, and take their place in line with others seeking entry papers.

Standing before television cameras after an appearance Thursday in Charlotte, N.C., Bush said he was pleased that Republicans and Democrats were working together.

"I appreciate their understanding that this needs to be a comprehensive immigration bill," the president said. "I recognize that there are still details that need to be worked out. I would encourage the members to work hard to get the bill done prior to the upcoming break."

So Help Me God™ - if this is what comes out of Congress, and if this is what Needle-Dickya signs, I'm done voting Republican.

I'll vote Constitution Party, or I'll write in a candidate, or I'll stay the fuck home.  But I've had enough of a Republican Party that does nothing but slap its base in the face over and over and over and over...

And don't give me any bullshit about me throwing away my vote.  Fuck you if you think that.  I've been throwing away my vote for fucking decades  by voting for one thing and getting another.  I've had enough of doing that, and I'm not going to do that any fucking more.

Vote for whom you like.  But if it's for a Republican, I won't be joining you.

Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at April 6, 2006 05:40 PM

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I stumbled onto a site that really resonated with me. Have a peek at these principles and see if you agree.
I think we need a new political party, and I like the looks of this one.

Posted by: Shep at April 7, 2006 10:28 AM

I used to be a Libertarian, but after Clinton's 1st term, I decided this was too important, & voted Republican, as I have since. I've said for the last several years that the Repubs were getting too liberal for me. Looks like I may go back to the Libertarians.

Posted by: Tennessee Budd at April 7, 2006 12:12 PM

The Constitution party is looking better and better every day.

Spats, What do you think Bob Plett is thinking looking down on all this?

Posted by: David Hartung at April 7, 2006 05:26 PM

Probably got a smirk on his face, going "Nyah, nyah, nyahnyah nyaaaaaaaaaah..." :-)

Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at April 7, 2006 06:23 PM

The Spatula King saith:

Probably got a smirk on his face, going "Nyah, nyah, nyahnyah nyaaaaaaaaaah..." :-)

David respondeth:

You are probably right! :)

Posted by: David Hartung at April 7, 2006 06:26 PM

This is one of those things that makes you wonder if the Republicans have brains. If they grant amnesty and eventual citizenship to illegals, they have created several million new democrats (you know they would vote democrat) while at the same time alienating their base, us, by pissing us off. Brilliant career decisions, eh?

Posted by: Xealot at April 10, 2006 08:06 AM

I have the GOP elephant sketched into my toilet bowl, and I shit on it quite often. I,m now making a George W. Bush toilet, and a Dick Cheney Toilet.

Posted by: mike keith at April 4, 2007 08:27 AM

i agree with u sayin u've been throwin your vote out for lies u were given... My last hope is Ron Paul cuz if america does not vote for him or if he gets elected and he turns out to be a lier like others also... then base of this country is going to be in a great danger imposed by its own actions... consequences are going to show themselves for EVERYONE in this world not just americans... there will be hard times ahead of us if another lier gets elected to the office this time...!

Posted by: GWB at June 3, 2007 01:40 PM


They call it CFPA, but it's quite obviously NAISM, you stupid fuck. Not that being a Repugnantcan is that far from it at it's core, but at least most 'Pug are smart enough to hide it better. Just look at the barely hidden swastika, dipshit.

I stumbled onto this site as well, and after your comment and link, as an American, I see that I am in enemy territory.

Do the world and off youself. Take some of you ilk with you. Hope you like it warm, because you'll be spending quite a bit of time in hell.

Posted by: Ralphus at June 5, 2007 02:40 AM

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