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October 16, 2007

Another chickenshit enters the fray...

Denizens, we have ourselves a new contestant in the "Mykki Chickenshit's Dick-Sucking Sycophant Sweepstakes"!

And he's the Empire's Imperial Tech Wizard, David J. Allyn!!!!!

First, a little background:  I'm handing the little Communist his ass on a platter, partially due to the fact that he keeps insulting the intelligence of the President of the United States - who has business degrees from both Harvard & Yale - while he himself could only manage a couple of bachelor's and a master's from diploma mills like Seattle University (Seattle University?  What'd he major in? Brewing coffee?) and UC Berzerkely (Great Honkin' Cthulu™, why would any sane person admit to having a degree from there???)

MERLIN:  This is  a Communist sympathizer about whom you speak, m'Liege.

LSIK&T:  Point.

KORRIOTH:  Wait a minute.  Aren't you yourself the proud owner of merely a high-school diploma?

LSIK&T:  Yeah, so?

KORRIOTH:  I've seen some of these exchanges.  His spelling's on par with that of the Doublewide Bitch Supreme's is it not?

LSIK&T:  Probably a little worse, truth be told.

OZY MCCOOL:  So while he's trying to beat people about the head & shoulders for their lack of intelligence, he's getting out-spelled by a high-school grad?!?!?!


Anyway, he lost control and attempted to post a Photoshopped picture of me on the Rott.  Natually, the pissant did so without my permission.

MERLIN:  A faux pas, as it were.

LSIK&T:  Exactamundo, Wizard.

OZY MCCOOL:  You can't be serious!  He had  to have known you wouldn't stand for that!

KORRIOTH:  This is a leftist  about whom we speak, Lieutenant.  Have you ever known one to have so much as a lick of common sense?


Plus, the fuckhead also posted the links of Mykki Chickenshit's dick-sucking sycophant suckweasels.

MERLIN:  Another faux pas.

LSIK&T:  Quite.  And I gave him the expected response.

KORRIOTH:  You trashed the post.

LSIK&T:  Partially.  I left enough of it intact so that I couldn't be accused of deleting comments without authorization.

KORRIOTH:  Very sneaky, m'Lord.

LSIK&T:  Thank you!

Anyway, Allyn did what any liberal is wont to do - he pissed, moaned and threw a hissy fit.

KORRIOTH:  Typical.

T-BONE MCMANX:  Not terribly surprising.


LSIK&T:  Yeah, Wizard, I know what you mean.

Anyway, he left us with the parting shot linked above, which we'll now happily fisk here.

I certainly have. He proved all of my points — even if he deleted half of them.

The only point you have, dumbass, is right there on top of your head.  It's a foregone conclusion that, had you not  been the person charged with the task of maintaining the Rottweiler site, your skanky ass would have been dumped a long time ago.  And only  that and your friendship with Misha prevented me from doing a helluva lot more to you there than I did.

I would insist that Misha let him keep his access here — because every time he removes someone’s comment, it means that person automatically proved his or her point and that Spats is nothing more than a poor loser who has to cheat to win an argument.

This from a lame-assed liberal prick who knowingly violated Misha's rule about posting other people's personal information (yes, pictures count as that, too - if you don't believe me, assmunch, try posting pictures of the Royal Heirs™ on his site and see what he does), and he bitches about me  cheating?


OZY MCCOOL:  Laughable.

MERLIN:  Hypocrisy much?

T-BONE MCMANX:  Sure his name isn't Dumbass Jackoff?

I posted nothing outrageous or out of line here.

Yeah, well, without going into too  much detail, I can say with certainty that The Management™  pretty much disagrees with you, and has all  the backing it needs on that.

OZY MCCOOL:  In other words, Mi...

LSIK&T:  Lieutenant.

OZY MCCOOL:  ...uh, right.  Yes, sir.

I used a photo that is clearly in the public domain and posted at numerous other websites.

Y'know, Dr. Dumbfuck, you're very  lucky I don't have about $20,000 cash or so on hand.  I think I'd love  to test that little theory of yours in court.

MERLIN:  Seeing as the little prick will likely never show up on your doorstep.

LSIK&T:  Precisely.

I followed his lead in that he has no problem posting photos and personal information of other people he doesn’t like

Alright, now that's  abject bullshit.  I don't post photos or personal information on any private citizen, ever.

MERLIN:  What about Widdle Mikey Cwook, the Forsake The Troops pussy?

LSIK&T:  By then, he had already, I think, appeared on Fox News or somesuch.  Same with Jesse MacBeth.  So yeah - David J. Allyn is now a liar, on top of everything else.

KORRIOTH:  What a legacy.

or continually calls people degrading names and insinuating that they might be gay, child molesters, traitors, or any other dehumanizing label he could think of.

OZY MCCOOL:  Waaaa!  Waaaaaaaaa!!!  Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!1

MERLIN:  Great Caesar's Ghost™, he's a sniveling little wuss!

KORRIOTH:  Romulan p'takhmey  have more honor!!!

I think that in your case, it's pretty well justified, dumbfuck.  You've already admitted on the Rott going through the same type of "drug court" that you claim Rush Limbaugh went through, and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what for.

At least, as long as it was only  pot.  Something else  you want to admit too, asslick?

MERLIN:  Confession is  good for the soul, y'know.


So when you turn the tables on him and start using his bullying tactics, he gets all offended and removes the material.

As has already  been established, I removed a picture you had no business posting, and yes - I did take the liberty of also removing your links to Mykki Chickenshit's other  sycophant suckweasels.  And I'll do so again if you ever attempt to repost them on the Rott, fuckhead.  Post them as much as you like on your own 20-visitors-per-day blogs, or on Slashdot itself if it really gives you a stiffy.  But you don't get to post them on the Rott, and that's that.

So I reposted the picture and the story on all of my sites. I probably would have taken it down in a day or two because there is nothing to “win” here, there are no “prizes”.

Oh, but let me guess - now that it's been established that you had your head up your ass when you posted them on the Rott, and I've been vindicated in their removal, you're going to keep them up until I somehow magically appear in Washington state and knock you on your drug-infested ass?

MERLIN:  He really is a Mykki Chickenshit sycophant, isn't he?

KORRIOTH:  And he gets pissed when you call him the fairy's butt-buddy?  Mhehhehheh...

OZY MCCOOL:  This is  a liberal shit-for-brains we're talking about, Captain.


As I said in BOTH the parts that he took down, (and he will probably take it down here)

MERLIN:  Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

OZY MCCOOLGawd, what a crybaby!!!

I am not out to destroy him — I am sure he is probably a fairly nice guy when he isn’t hiding out on the Internet making people think he is something that he clearly isn’t.

Okay, on the one hand, fuckhead, you yourself have admitted to removing my address when I post a CSITMF™ challenge, and now you accuse me of "hiding out on the Internet"?  Make up your mind, dumbass.

Spats is not a badass. I know badasses and their shadows would smother him.

We'll forget for a second that I've never claimed  to be a bad-ass - just an average, everyday citizen who's had enough of liberal whining, name-calling and personal attacks on conservatives and Christians from faggot-assed, limp-wristed chickenshits who think they're real brave hiding behind their keyboards Cthulu-knows-where.  And I tell you liberal pussies to come to me, because the last  jackass I went to go see ran and hid.

Pretending he is a badass is pretty damn silly — especially for an out of shape guy in his mid-forties.

Y'know, that's what the last  fuckhead whose ass I whipped thought.  He figured he could take the fatass.  Needless to say, he learned about three lessons that day - because I whipped his ass three times.

Just something for you to think about Allyn, you craven coward, should you ever grow a set and decide you really can  "take [me]", as you told the Rotties.

Most of you here know that I usually stay away from the name-calling and degradation crap. I usually ignore the woof tickets, the dehumanizing, etc, and just stick to the strong stuff: the facts.


OZY MCCOOL:  He wouldn't know the facts if they bit him on his skanky ass!!!

KORRIOTH:  Which happens quite a bit, I've noticed on the Rott.  Good catch, Lieutenant.

OZY MCCOOL:  Thank you, Captain.

But every now and then you just have to stop and plant your feet and call someone on their shit.

Yeah, well - you haven't shown up on my doorstep yet, so I'm still waiting for you to plant yours.

But I am tired of lowering myself to his level just to talk to him. He obviously can’t be civil about anything.

No, I'm not going to be civil any longer to a Communist-sympathizing, dope-smoking leftist fuck with delusions of intelligence because he's got degrees from UC Bezerkely and Seattle Community College Seattle University.

MERLIN:  Bezerkely and Seattle U?  Hell, no wonder  he's such a moron!!!

T-BONE MCMANX:  What was his degree in?  Coffee Brewing 101?

LSIK&T:  Already said that, Ensign.

T-BONE MCMANX:  Oops.  Sorry, m'Liege.

OZY MCCOOL:  Better to have no degree at all!

KORRIOTH:  And then he wonders how it is you can outspell his ass!

I apologize for dragging the entire site though the muck just to expose him — and like I said, nobody really “wins” on this.

You haven't exposed shit, you dumb son-of-a-bitch.  Except maybe your own ass.

I am through with him.

You will be if you ever grow a pair and show up on my doorstep, chickenshit.

Bank on it.

Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at October 16, 2007 11:50 AM

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I've got friends this stupid IRL too, but if I had a blog the idiots would not be allowed to pollute it with rancid piles of communist dung like he does. Well, it IS Misha's site, if he wants to let the idiot stay that's his business. I don't know what purpose he thinks it serves, though. Unless it's supposed to be entertainment value of some sort. Lunacy that extreme IS funny at times. But it gets old fast, and I've been tired of his idiocy for quite some time now.


Posted by: Robert Huntingdon at October 17, 2007 02:59 AM

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