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May 09, 2005
Maybe the inmates should run this asylum
When it comes to our "hah skrewls" (a little more Rush lingo, there), I'm as anti-inmates-controlling-the-asylum as the next guy. Probably even more so, seeing as smart-assed teenaged punks are amongst my least favorite wastes of oxygen on the planet.
That said, I've got a pretty good RCOB going at the moment. At the fuckheaded school admin who got his rocks off on this particular power-trip:
COLUMBUS, Georgia (AP) -- A high school student was suspended for 10 days for refusing to end a cell phone call with his mother, a soldier serving in Iraq, school officials said.
And how dare this young snot-nosed whelp talk to his beloved mother, whom he won't see for a year - eh, you Islamonazi-felching, NEA-fellating asshats?
The 10-day suspension was issued because Kevin Francois was "defiant and disorderly" and was imposed in lieu of an arrest, Spencer High School assistant principal Alfred Parham said.
One wonders where the father was in all this. I know for a fact that, had that been me, there wouldn't have been a sufficient number of Jawja-state troopers to keep me off that motherfucking son-of-a-bitch Parham.
The confrontation Wednesday began after the 17-year-old junior got a call at lunchtime from his mother, Sgt. 1st Class Monique Bates, who left in January for a one-year tour with the 203rd Forward Support Battalion.Cell phones are allowed on campus but may not be used during school hours.
I hope they remember that if there's ever a Columbine-style shoot-'em-up there. That's right, fuckheads - slap the hand of little Missy as she tries to call 911 - "No, young lady, you can't use that cell phone to likely save our lives - school rules, you know."
When a teacher told him to hang up, he refused. He said he told the teacher, "This is my mom in Iraq. I'm not about to hang up on my mom."
Hell no, he's not about to hang up on a conversation during lunchtime (when he's not in class, and thus not disrupting the school day) to talk to a mother he won't see until next year. Where the royal fuck does this Draconian teacher get off, anyway?
Parham said the teen's suspension was based on his reaction to the teacher's request. He said the teen used profanity when taken to the office.
Gasp! Arrrrrgh! The assistant assfucker principal got a verbal kick to the crotch and couldn't take it! How very humiliating! How very unbecoming!
How very fucking appropos.
"Kevin got defiant and disorderly," Parham said. "When a kid becomes out of control like that they can either be arrested or suspended for 10 days. Now being that his mother is in Iraq, we're not trying to cause her any undue hardship; he was suspended for 10 days."
Be glad it wasn't me with whom you were dealing, Parham, you smarmy little pisspot. You'd've gotten a lot more than a cussing out, you stupid bastard.
Bank on that.
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at May 9, 2005 08:15 AM
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Just info - this was being discussed on the local radio this morning.
The kids Father died (I believe in a Traffic Accident) when he was 5. He is currently living with an Aunt until his mother returns from the sandbox.
I think the poor kid showed admirable restraint - there are no reports of bleeding teachers...
Posted by: LC Wil at May 9, 2005 09:12 AM
After the school had to take it's phones off the hook and unplug the email server, the principal decided that the student was punished enough and invited him back to school. The blogswarm seems to have had some effect.
Posted by: tweell at May 9, 2005 05:55 PM