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November 25, 2005
Oh, this was a shock
From the "Where There's Smoke, There's Usually Fire" department, Entertainment Tonight confirms what a lot of us had know for a while - that Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson have traveled to Splitsville.
"After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways," the couple said in a statement Wednesday. "This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time."Back in October, rumors of a split started to swirl when Jessica arrived solo (and without her wedding ring) to her sister ASHLEE's 21st birthday in Las Vegas and Nick, who was scheduled to be there, was a no-show. Nick and Jessica were also reportedly apart for two more special dates: their 3rd wedding anniversary on October 26 and Nick's 32nd birthday on November 9.
Word to the wise, Jess: First, if it's evident to everyone, it's pretty pointless to deny it.
Secondly, next time...try marrying someone a little less famous, and don't move into a glass house together, mkay?
You're welcome. (snark)
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant at November 25, 2005 08:10 AM
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Posted by: Um Yeah at November 25, 2005 12:09 PM
LOL!
Isn't it amazing how UY can breathe and type at the SAME time?
Posted by: Lady Heather at November 25, 2005 08:53 PM
spats puts jibbirish in to MAKE ME SOUND MORE COHIRE...COHEREUN...COHEAR...BETTERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SH0RTBU515M RUL3ZZZZZZZZZ (belch)
Posted by: Um Yeah at November 26, 2005 08:42 AM